Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Shouts of "catch the assassin" were heard everywhere in the royal palace, all the palaces and halls were under martial law, and the entire imperial army was mobilized, threatening that even a fly would not be allowed to fly out.

Tibetan bow is not a fly, but it is more annoying than a fly.He took off his armor when he was arresting the tall imperial guards, and put on the official clothes of the palace servants;There are only so many positions and ranks in the palace, and right now, he has not tried on the flowery dresses of empresses and princesses.

But after tossing around like this for a while, the previous unhappiness dissipated a lot. When he was disguised as an imperial doctor, he sneaked into the imperial pharmacy and grabbed a few thousand-year-old ginseng and top-grade red antler—thinking about the sins he had done. Well, I have to bring some gifts when I go back this time, otherwise I will be ashamed to see others.

After a long while, he walked around to the palace gate, the palace gate was closed tightly, and the traps had been set up to wait for the rabbit.Zang Gong didn't rush, casually lit a few thunderbolts he found in the warehouse, instantly broke the traps and formations, and made the palace gate into a mess.

After breaking out of the palace gate, I planned to slap my ass and leave, but fortunately, this man still had an inch of conscience, and remembered that he had signed Erbao's name on the register when he entered the palace, so he sneaked back and threw a few more thunderbolts , took the opportunity to destroy the register.

After the destruction, I still sighed: hot weapons are too dangerous, so it's better to ban them for a while.

He galloped away on his horse and rushed to the inn where he stayed earlier.I was about to see Er Bao, and I was in a good mood, but for some reason, my right eyelid twitched on the way, and I couldn't even rub it open.

He faintly worried, Xiao Erbao has no money to pay the rent, so he won't be bullied by the store, right?

Rushing all the way back to the inn, Zang Gong dropped five taels of silver at the counter, grabbed the clerk and asked, "Where did my second treasure go?"

The guy was taken aback, and he grabbed him and stood on tiptoe, "What second treasure? Don't be impulsive, guest officer, if you have something to say, let me down and talk about it, okay?"

"Let you down? What is this thing hanging around your neck?"

The man covered the golden sac, "This is my own!"

"fart!"

Zang Gong tore off the gold sac, opened it and inspected it.It was indeed Erbao's broken eggshell inside, and the invalid yellow talisman paper was still there—this guy probably thought it was used to ward off evil spirits, so he didn't pick it out and throw it away.

Erbao's most precious thing is on the buddy, so what about Erbao?

Thinking of the possibility of accidents, Zang Gong suddenly felt like thunder was rolling in the sky, and pressing the buddy would give him a beating.The guy was beaten up and called the shopkeeper urgently, but he didn't dare to make a fuss when the shopkeeper came, so he could only be polite and ask the lord to be merciful.

The guy said frankly that he asked Erbao to wash the dishes to repay the debt, but he ran away after only a hundred washes, and even dug a hole in the backyard wall.The clerk arrived just as his head was going into the hole, and it was unseemly to take off his trousers, so he pulled off the golden sac.

When Tibetan Gong heard this, he was furious.

Strip your pants?

A hundred bowls?

Damn it!

So he dropped another five taels of silver and beat the guy all over his head.According to Zang Gong's usual temper, the problem cannot be solved with a full head, but he was in a hurry to find Er Bao, so it was rare for an adult to make a big one.

Now I have no other wishes, I just hope that Erbao will be safe and healthy, and don't cause any accidents because of this.

However, good spirits do not work bad spirits, and Erbao's accident happened suddenly.

Taking the squirrel over a small hill, Erbao met kind-hearted tourists and drove them for a ride in a steam car.

It was a blessing in the first place, but the bad thing was that the customers of this car were not only rich but also exposed, the silver ingots in the car were rattling, and the people passing by all turned around and lingered, so two hours later, they It was intercepted at the foot of a mountain in the Six Wings.

It was bandits all the way who intercepted them.Because the rich man had three pairs of wings on his back, he was released by bandits after paying the full amount of money.But Erbao had no wings and no money, so the bandits detained him and planned to take him as a hostage for ransom.

Erbao cried and said many times that he has no family, but they just didn't believe it, so they took Erbao up the mountain and forced Erbao to write a letter to his family.

When the blindfold was ripped off, Erbao covered his face with a snap, "No! I don't want to see you! I don't want to be silenced!"

The bandit said, "You think so beautifully! Write a letter quickly, so that your family members can recognize your handwriting."

Erbao had no choice but to open his eyes, pick up the pen slowly, thought for a while, and asked, "Would you like to write for my scalper?"

Bandit: "Your cattle can read?"

Er Bao: "Yes."

Bandit: "..."

The reckless man with five big and three rough didn't know that cultural people don't often lie, so he decided that Erbao was playing him, and immediately brought the big knife over.

Er Bao hurriedly waved his hand, "I'll rewrite! Not for scalpers, but for people!"

So after a while, Er Bao raised his head, "Can I write to a person who ate and drank at my house for several days and stole my money before leaving?"

Bandit: "Stinky boy, I'll kill you!"

Er Bao let out a whimper and opened his voice.It has been said that there is no family, there is no family, no one is allowed to write to scalpers, and no one is allowed to write to Huotoujun. The only one who is enlightened is the squirrel shivering crazily at his feet, but what should he do?

Little Poor didn't cooperate at all, dropped the pen with a slap, and yelled, and even let the bandit hang his thin white neck directly, as if asking for money but not dying.

Seeing this, the bandits put down their swords instead, and asked the people around them, "What are you talking about, brat?"

Minor wrinkled his black face carefully, "Boss, you're swearing."

"Who is it?"

"Call a Huotoujun, saying that the Huotoujun killed him badly, if he doesn't come to rescue him today, he can't let the Huotoujun go if he is a ghost, and in his next life, he will be reborn as the Huotoujun's father, and he will beat his ass with a big pole every day. The petals are pumped into four petals, soaked in salt water after pumping, and carved on the top after soaking, half of which are carved with fairy peaches to celebrate birthdays, and half of which are carved with longevity than Nanshan."

The bandit was in a complicated mood, as if his buttocks were also hurting, and said: "It's so damaged, it's okay to celebrate Xiantao's birthday, how to carve Shoubi Nanshan? I don't think it's too much trouble, just cut it off."

The minion said: "Boss, what a pity to cut it off. You see how handsome he is, like a piece of milk tofu. Anyway, he is a wise man, so keep it for fun?"

The bandit gave him a disgusted look, "Are you all right?"

This guy has a stomach full of slops, and it’s not that he really likes men, but that he has a wide range of interests. He got a new medicine from his friends, and said that the medicine contained a kind of magic that only grew on the land of alien monsters in the past. Herbal medicine, I want to find someone to try the effect.

He whispered in the bandit's ear for a long time, and the bandit was also aroused by his curiosity, so he decided to save Er Bao's life first and watch the excitement.

No matter how stupid Erbao was, he knew the danger. He picked up the squirrel and ran outside. Unfortunately, his footsteps were too slow, and he was held down by the side of the mountain steps, and his head was held up by his hair.

"Ah! Let me go! You will suffer retribution. The six races have long been united. You can't treat me like this. This is racial discrimination!"

"Hehe, look at this little mouth, you can really talk. What is racial discrimination? I only know that this is the territory of the Six Wings, and I, the Six Wings, have the final say!"

"Boss, this kid cries with pear blossoms and rain, more juicy than girls."

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get the medicine."

Er Bao was desperate.He didn't know what kind of medicine these people were going to use to deal with him, and he didn't dare to think about what would happen to him later, but he remembered what Zang Gong said - the unification of territory and kingship was just the beginning, and the unification of people's hearts was the first step. long process.

He was afraid that he would not be able to wait until that day.

Minion brought the medicine and forcibly opened Erbao's mouth.

Er Bao was forced to kneel on the ground, his knees were worn out, and his jaw was pinched to the point of dislocation, but he still couldn't break free.

He doesn't feel pain, but he's not dead, and he'll be chilled.

It is said that good people are rewarded with good rewards, so why doesn't it work when it comes to him?Who didn't drink his blood when Shenji was still there, and why did he treat him differently because of his race?

If anyone present has a conscience, they all have to call him daddy!

Seeing Erbao being bullied, the squirrel was so anxious that its hair would fall off, but he was also tied up with a small rope, and he had no ability except cursing.

Wait, cursing?

Squirrel had a plan in mind and decided to take the risk.

It huddled beside Erbao's legs and pretended to be dead, but shouted loudly: "Bold! Who dares to insult my disciple of the Antarctic Immortal?"

"Who? Who is shouting? Someone has come out!" The bandit raised his knife and looked around, but he couldn't find a voice.

"The Antarctic Immortal is here, you wait for a mortal to commit a serious crime, so hurry up and let him go!"

The voice sounded again, and I also panicked, and the hand holding Erbao's chin couldn't help but relax, "Boss, what's going on, what kind of Antarctic fairy?"

"Shut up!" The bandit is worthy of being the boss, and he has good adaptability on the spot. He waved his big hand, "Which Antarctic fairy has such a high-pitched voice, someone must be pretending to be a ghost. Look for me, the bottom of the nearby trees, the grass Look for them all, even if you search the entire stockade!"

A group of people tossed about, but just now they heard the sound very close, but they couldn't find anyone.That guy couldn't help muttering that he was haunted, and was given a big ear scratch by his boss.

The bandit didn't believe in evil, so he pricked up his ears and tried hard to figure it out. He walked around Erbao a few times, and suddenly his eyes focused on the squirrel.

"No way?" Mino asked.

"Hush," the bandit told him to stop talking, squatting down and staring at the squirrel, "Antarctic Fairy? Is that you, Antarctic Fairy?"

Erbao didn't dare to move, and tried his best, "I think you're scared and stupid, talking to a squirrel. It's just a livestock. Can you do things with style?"

The bandit also thought this behavior was stupid, and became angry for a moment, and clamped Erbao's chin with his own hands, "Okay, if it's really the Antarctic fairy, I'll see how he can save this wise man. First pour the medicine, and then cut the squirrel fork." Go out, clean up the stew!"

"Hmm! Don't touch my squirrel! You are not allowed... um... puff! Go away!" Er Bao tried to protect the squirrel, but the bandit's strength was stronger than the minion's, and his jaws were squeezed in. tight.

After holding back for a while, I finally couldn't hold back, helpless tears slipped into my mouth, causing Erbao to taste a salty taste.Immediately afterwards, this salty taste was overwhelmed by a strange slightly sweet taste, and the cold medicinal liquid just poured into his mouth.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-2417:41:37~2020-06-2510:06:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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