Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

On the mountain road, horseshoes wrapped in red dust, Zang Gong happened to pass by here, and saw the steam car overturned on the side of the road.He got off his horse and checked, but he didn't see anything special, but he could smell a little smell of fried pine nuts.

Cang Gong's heart tightened - Erbao and Squirrel ate pine nuts every day, and the smell was in the pores of their sweat, it couldn't be wrong!

He immediately straddled his horse and gave chase, and it didn't take long before he met a couple with disheveled hair. "Stop!" Zang Gong called to stop them, but saw that they immediately knelt down and clasped their hands together begging for mercy.

"Get up, I'm not robbing, just ask a few words."

The couple breathed a sigh of relief, stood up with each other supporting each other, "What does this master want to ask, we know everything, please, please, please..."

"Don't ask, why are you so scared. Is that steam car in the back yours?"

"Yes, yes, it's ours. We met bandits, the car was smashed, and 500 taels of silver ingots were robbed..."

Zang Gong didn't care about this, and asked anxiously: "Is there a young man aged seventeen or eighteen who took your car? He looks handsome, with bright eyes and dimples when he smiles."

"That's right, that's right, it's the little brother Erbao. He was arrested and went to the mountain. The bandit wants a ransom. If you are his family, go back and raise money, or it will be too late!"

ransom?

Cang Gong was really dumbfounded.This is really rare, and it is the first time in his life that the co-owners of the six kingdoms have been blackmailed.

"How long has my second treasure been arrested?"

"Half an hour, maybe a little longer."

"Do you know the bandit's name?"

"This..." The rich man hesitated for a moment, and then sighed, "If you cause trouble, just cause trouble. Saving people is the most important thing. Their leader is Xinliwa, who rebelled from the Kurwa family. He was not in this area before." Damn, I don’t know when it expanded.”

The daughter-in-law of the rich also said: "Young people, don't force yourself. You are a foreigner and you don't know how powerful they are. It is the safest way to save money and eliminate disasters."

Zang Gong let out a casual grunt, his sharp-edged side face was full of displeasure.He didn't ask any more questions, but he wanted to do the opposite, tightening the reins and heading straight to the top of the mountain.

Erbao, you can support me!

In the mountain village, Erbao was forced to drink medicine, the medicine bottle blocked his mouth, and the medicine liquid blocked his throat.It was doomed, but he mastered a skill in a hurry, and used the root of his tongue to support the roof of his mouth, preventing the liquid medicine from slipping down.

What a windfall.As long as the base of my tongue is thick enough, you will have nothing to do with me!

Seeing that a lot of expensive medicine was wasted, I said, "Boss, I can't keep pouring it down."

Xin Liwa, the leader of the bandits, said: "You trash, just punch him in the stomach."

Minoru was about to make a move when he heard a roar as heavy as an evening drum but oppressive from the bottom of the mountain steps: "Who dares to touch him!"

Then, the minions guarding the mountain below screamed one by one, as if they were attacked.

Xin Liwa scolded: "A bunch of trash, whoever commits the crime, please report quickly!"

Then someone climbed up with a bruised nose and a swollen face, "Boss, he is a gangster, brothers are not opponents!"

Xin Liwa scolded again: "Trash! The gangster is his mother's ass!"

The minion next to him said: "Boss, we are also thugs."

As soon as the words were finished, the horse's hooves brushed past his face, and Xin Liwa's horrified eyes settled down with a flying shadow, and finally met the "thug".

This thug is indeed tall and burly, majestic and majestic!

For a moment, Xin Liwa had the idea of ​​recruiting this person into the gang without thinking, but it was interrupted by Er Bao.

"Puff dog general!" Erbao spat out the liquid medicine left in his mouth, and said sadly, "I could hold it, but you caused me to swallow most of the bottle, and the root of my tongue was sore for a long time!"

Tibetan bow asked: "What did you swallow?"

Er Bao said: "Tetramine!"

When he heard that it was poison, Zang Gong's expression looked as if he wanted to eat people, and single-handedly cleaned up the dozens of bandits present in turn.

When he finished fighting, the "civilized and elegant" cottage was turned into a miasma, and the newly renovated observation tower was also smashed down, causing heavy losses.

Xin Liwa was lying on the ground, and the minions crawled up to him and said, "Boss, this thief is more destructive than wild wolves, and he might have slipped past the demolition team!"

Xin Liwa spat on his face, "Am I blind? Can I not see? Get lost!"

Minion rolled away in disgrace, and crawled back after rolling, "Boss, this won't work, let's call someone."

"Calling people? Isn't it embarrassing?" Xin Liwa turned his head, saw the "thug" as steady as a horse, and gritted his teeth, "Fart! Is face more important than life? Hurry up and send a signal to call all the brothers from the nearby hills over." !"

"Wait," Zang Gong was also tired from playing, and asked on a whim, "Do you follow the rules as bandits?"

Xin Liwa said: "If you are all bandits, you still have to obey the rules of a bear!"

But Zang Gong took out a token from his belt and threw it in front of him, "Look what it is."

When Xin Liwa saw it, his brows immediately relaxed, he thought for a while but then twisted it back, and asked: "Brother is unfamiliar, what kind of mountain do you usually hang out with, how can there be Jianghu orders?"

"Jianghu Token?" I crawled over again, looking at the small token in surprise, "No way, boss, we can still see Jianghu Token in our lifetime? Who doesn't know that it's a power The dual certification of strength and strength is not something that any small bandit on the top of a small hill can have. With a command in hand, I can go on the Yangguan Avenue, see..."

"Give me a break! Who invited you to explain?"

Seeing his own minion being such a dog, Xin Liwa was quite annoyed, and felt that there was another layer of bad luck on his face.But the dog leg is right, anyone who sees Jianghu emissary, regardless of race or region, will be released unconditionally. If anyone denies it and their reputation spreads, they will never even think about crossing any other hills in the future.

Zang Gong let the two of them make a fuss, ignored Xin Liwa, went straight to pick up the second treasure on the ground, and asked, "Are you injured?"

Er Bao shook his head apprehensively, "It's okay. You haven't answered his question yet, so speak up and scare him to death."

Then Zang Gong tilted his head slightly, and said word by word: "Hundred Limb Clan, King of Lu Yan."

It's really not a big deal to say that King Lu Yan is an extraordinary person, but more than ten years ago, he was a leader among bandits, and everyone knew him from far and near.

He has done many bad things and intercepted a lot of silver. In the end, if he hadn't been brave enough to intercept the tribute, he would not have been surrounded and suppressed by the Central Army himself, and the rest of his limbs had been chopped off.

Of course, after he was arrested, he also helped the government knock down many mountains, which once became the verbal hatred and hatred of that generation of bandits.

When Xin Liwa heard that it was King Lu Yan, his tone calmed down a lot, he got up and bowed to the Tibetan bow with a so-so clasped fist, and said: "It turns out that it is senior, it is unbelievable that you look so young, but you have to look at this His skills can bear the word 'King of Hades'. I'm sorry, I didn't know that this little brother was a friend of the senior, so I offended him."

Erbao said: "Do you know that you can't rob your house and discriminate against people because I'm a wise man and you won't let me go!"

Xin Liwa was ashamed and apologized to Erbao again.But Zang Gong didn't know what his plan was, and told Erbao not to worry about it, and even helped Xin Liwa speak, pulling out a bunch of nonsense that "everyone has a mole, where they like to grow it".

Xin Liwa rolled his eyes wildly, and put on a smiling face to greet them to come in and sit down, winking at his younger brother on one side, and arranging food and wine on the other, insisting on keeping them for a meal.

Erbao didn't want to stay, but was suppressed by the Tibetan bow, saying that the horses and horses were too tiring, and it was good to rest.

As soon as he entered the hall, Cang Gong heard whistles from outside and the sound of birds flapping their wings.He knew it in his heart but kept silent, pretending he didn't hear him, he sat down on the main seat with Er Bao in his arms.

At the banquet, the two of them checked each other's bottom line, and Erbao had a crazy meal with the squirrel in his mouth.He was very hungry, with vegetable leaves in his mouth, and his eyes were on the pork knuckle. Zang Gong put a piece of good meat for him and put it in the bowl, but he refused to eat it. Seeing it, Zang Gong felt strange .

Xin Liwa borrowed Jiang Huling again and studied it carefully for a while, tossing it over and over again, reluctant to put it down, he said to Er Bao: "Little brother, if you tell me that you belong to Brother Lu, the brothers dare not touch a single hair of your hair, and you have to pay for it." Arrange for a car to take you down the mountain."

Er Bao said: "I don't know that you don't look at the face of the person and the face of the token."

Xin Liwa laughed dryly, looking for something to say: "Brother Nalu is the one who ate and drank at your house and stole your money? No way."

Er Bao: "...you said you couldn't, of course not."

Er Bao sneaked a peek at Zang Gong from the corner of his eye, just in time to meet the sharp eyes of Zang Gong who said "I will settle accounts later in autumn", and my heart skipped a beat in fright, the cat came back and honestly tore the leaves.

Zang Gong said: "Brother Xinliwa, did your brothers give my second treasure medicine just now? What kind of medicine is it?"

Xin Liwa's face froze, and he twitched faintly, "This... is actually not a big deal. Brother Erbao, does something feel uncomfortable? Shall I call a doctor?"

He was so worried that Er Bao would say something uncomfortable, and beads of sweat rolled down his spine while waiting for the answer.Fortunately, Erbao shook his head, relieving him of his high-spirited breath.

Er Bao said, "I am a doctor myself. Your medicine doesn't seem to work for me."

Xin Liwa said: "That's good, my little brother said that the medicine is made of some kind of magical herb - something that grows from the original alien monster race's land. The alien monsters are extinct, and the herb may disappear with it." It's medicinal."

Xin Liwa was just telling the truth, but when Zang Gong heard the word "exotic demon", he froze, put down his wine glass, and put all his previous displeasure on his face.

He didn't care if the medicine didn't work because the herb had lost its medicinal properties, or because Er Bao's strange demon blood could detoxify the poison, he couldn't imply that Er Bao was a strange demon in front of Er Bao.

Xin Liwa didn't know what he was implying, and asked with a smile on his face, "Brother Lu is still angry with younger brother?"

Cang Gong smiled, and replaced the wine glass with a wine jug, one for himself and Xinliwa for another, "Brother Xinliwa, do you know that the nephew of King Lu Yan was kidnapped today? Just a verbal apology Do you find it interesting?"

Xin Liwa understood, "The little brother punishes himself with three cups first, and then drinks with Brother Lu to his heart's content, will it work?"

The two of them drank violently, the wine glasses and jars clinked loudly, and within three rounds they were utterly drunk.Erbao punched Huotoujun hard on the shoulder, and said angrily, "I don't know what's serious, I'm still in a hurry to go home, I still have a lot to ask, why did you just drink and lie down? You still plan to stay here overnight?"

The Tibetan bow did not move, but Xin Liwa next to him muttered a few words: "Little brother Erbao, little brother, don't blame my brother for taking you here. My brother is also short of money. Although the silver taels I usually intercept are quite a lot, they are all Fucking tribute, every time there is only a little bit left, stuffed, stuffed between the teeth, the **** can only be stuffed into thin cracks..."

Er Bao asked casually, "Who did you pay the tribute to?"

Xinliwa replied in a bewildered manner: "Who else is there, the Kurva family... I am here, the Kurva family, and I am also a fire leader. I finally climbed up, climbed up, and was assigned... Huh ..."

Erbao snorted, thinking that all the Huotou soldiers in the world have this kind of virtue, and then heard Xin Liwa ask: "It's okay to carve fairy peaches on the petals of the buttocks, and the longevity is better than Nanshan, what's the matter?"

Erbao said: "Others can't do it, but I can do it, and the knife is good."

Xin Liwa said: "That can't be done, take the fire head army... vomit!"

"Hey! If you want to vomit, you don't say a word. You almost vomit on my feet!"

Er Bao pinched his nose, intending to get him some water to rinse his mouth, but as soon as he got up, he was dragged by the Tibetan bow, pinched his waist and sat down on his lap.

"Nephew, whose buttocks are you going to fix?"

"Don't hit me!" Er Bao exclaimed, covering his buttocks.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-2510:06:32~2020-06-2614:44:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: I made half of them 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Fusang 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!