Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Erbao has undergone many surgeries on people, and just a pair of human ears can't scare him at all. This reaction is purely because the pair of human ears should not be turned out of the package of the hidden bow.

Went to the palace, whose ear was cut off by the Huotou army?

"What are you still doing in a daze, you're going to die!" Squirrel stuffed the glazed bottle back into Zanggong's package, and urged Erbao, "Clean up quickly, and go back to Kunlun to move!"

So Erbao ran away again, leaving a few taels of silver on the table before going out, one for the funeral expenses of the little rooster, and the other for the foster care of the sled team.

Relying on its petite stature, the squirrel slipped into the backyard, saw the chicken feathers that had been ruined half of the field, and the bubbles left by the sled team, and felt that Erbao's few taels of silver might not be enough.

When the dogs saw their relatives, they all shook their heads and tails excitedly, and jumped up and down with all four hooves, and the cart also wobbled and became unstable.

Sitting on the cart, Er Bao said worriedly: "The general won't take a long time to take a shower. When he comes back and finds that we're gone, he'll be furious."

The squirrel said: "Relax, I took all the money back and left him nothing. It will be the day after tomorrow when he chases him to Kunlun Street. We have already moved out the day after tomorrow."

Er Bao shook his head, "You don't understand, as long as he wants to borrow a horse, it doesn't matter whether he has money or not."

The squirrel snorted disdainfully.

It is not so easy for him to borrow a horse this time.

After Zang Gong left the inn, he found a small stream. Although the stream water was cool enough, the speed of the fire could not keep up with the speed of his fire, so he walked downstream for a while, and directly soaked himself in the cold pool.

At the beginning, the heat in the body was too strong, and the double sky of ice and fire was quite tormenting, but gradually the heat was taken away by the cold water, and the emotions calmed down.

I don't know what kind of a good day today is when the Chongyang Festival meets the Qingming Festival. Nothing good happened all day.Thanks to the fact that Er Bao was born in the Alien Demon Race, the herbs in the Alien Demon Realm will not work on the people in his hometown, otherwise the properties of the medicine will be activated, and the fire will burn... He himself can barely control it. manipulation?If you take the opportunity to pounce on him and make a move, don't expect him to be molested in vain and not resist.

Tsk, it's all thanks to Xinliwan's gang of bandits!Can't even make a medicine.waste.

Zang Gong remembered Xin Liwa's drunken words again.He said that most of the money robbed from the cottage was handed over to the Cuerva family, but the Cuerva family is a royal in-law, so there is no reason for the lack of money to let people out to rob.

But if there is no premeditation, Xinliwa has no reason to pay tribute to the Kurva family every time.What's more, the interests of the various hilltops are competing. If they did not belong to the same management system, it would be impossible for Xinliwa to gather such a large group of gangsters for reinforcements in such a short period of time.

Zang Gong believes that the Kurwa family has hidden secrets, and he has to find a way to check it when he returns to Kunlun Street.

He soaked for nearly an hour before getting up, and without wiping off the water, he put on his clothes and went back to the inn.

As soon as he entered the door, a few taels of silver on the table caught his attention.A note was pressed under the silver, which read: The money is for the shopkeeper, please don't take it from others.

Cang Gong laughed out loud, and looked at his package again, it was indeed opened, the money, supplements and all kinds of certificates were taken away by the original owner, the glazed bottle must have been dug out and looked at, the sled team must have already set out on the road up.

The Firehead Army sighed.

Soft-eared child.

At this moment, a shout came from outside the door: "It's him, the thief who steals dogs and horses, soldiers, catch him quickly!"

Zang Gong turned his head, put down the note in a calm manner, and asked, "What did I do again?"

The shop clerk who was talking huddled behind the wings of several six-wing patrol soldiers, and said, "What did you do that you didn't know? You let my dog ​​go, and you left a note on the ground, saying that you would come back and smash my house." If you went to the house and robbed my house’s horse, you’d be caught right now!”

Zang Gong frowned in confusion at first, and then came back to it—well, the words left by the squirrel wanted to give him a catch.

Zang Gong said: "I heard you right, I personally handed over the dog to you to take care of, and the foster care fee and the note have already been placed on the table. Now that you have a red mouth and white teeth, you want to beat him up?"

The guy said: "What is your dog? It's my dog! Let me tell you, I've been wary of you for a long time. All the horses in the store, including those of the customers, have been sent to the yamen for care. You will not escape tonight!"

"No more horses? That's really difficult," Cang Gong turned to the patrolling soldiers, "But I haven't robbed the horse now, and you have no evidence to prove that I stole the store's dog. If I don't show the arrest warrant, I have the right to refuse." I went with you."

The patrolling soldiers didn't explain this to him, raised their spears at him, and said, "The arrest order is in the yamen, and you can see it when you go there. If you want evidence, you will have it after you confess!"

This means that even though he hasn't started committing crimes yet and has no reasonable grounds for accusing him, he has to be arrested and brought back for trial if he bears the suspicion.The old king who got off the court lamented that the new king's laws were strict and fair, said "Okay", picked up the package, and threw a long bench out.

The sled team ran around all night pulling the cart, and didn't stop to rest until breakfast time.Both Erbao and Squirrel were sleepy and tired. After eating the dry food, they leaned against the tree trunk and squinted for a while, and then they were woken up by the stench of "four eyes", got up and continued on their way.

When it was dark, the sled team finally arrived at Nanxi Village, Kunlun. Erbao jumped off the cart and rushed into his yard. "Huang Lao San! Lao San!" Er Bao yelled, "Hurry up and pack your things, just a few simple things, we will move overnight!"

Huang Laosan mooed, and ran towards the cart with his hooves rattling, "Second Dog! Squirrel Dog! You two are willing to come back, I miss you so much!"

Erbao grabbed Niu's ears in time, "Oh, don't hit me! Why is there a strange smell of milk mixed with old cigarettes in your mouth?"

The scalper said, "I created this based on the formula of milk tea. It's called milk smoke."

"The dog cow, come and give me a stroke! Hahaha," the squirrel jumped on the cow's back, rolled a few times, and yelled that nowhere is as good as home, and then patted the cow's head, "Okay, time is running out, wait to clean up Make love with good things. Erbao is responsible for tidying up Huahua and the little hen, and the two of us will go to the main room to move things."

"Why? If you live well, why do you move?" The squirrel came into the wooden house with the scalper, and motioned it to look at the table full of wine and food. "The general cooked the whole chicken feast himself, don't you want to eat first?"

With a "crack", the squirrel fell off the cow's back.It seemed to be hit hard, coughing and asking: "Who, who made the whole chicken feast?"

The scalper said: "General, the fire-headed army of the cunning rabbit and the lackeys, you forgot so soon? Didn't you go out together, why did you come back separately?"

The squirrel almost couldn't breathe when he heard the name, and the two rows of Mi Ya kept fighting.It shrank behind the cow's hooves just as the Huotoujun came in from the kitchen, holding a bowl of rice in each hand, as if nothing had happened, and invited it to sit down with a smile.

It didn't dare, ran to the door, and yelled at Erbao who was untying Huahua's rope at the cowshed: "Erbao, run! Fire... ouch!!"

Er Bao only heard a conversation outside, and went in without understanding, "What are you talking about?"

The squirrel said, "It's okay, it's okay."

The squirrel's big tail was picked up.

The Huotou Army came close to it, deliberately lowered its tone and said: "Don't shout in a hurry, it's easy to shout about accidents. Look, I'm already here, and the food is ready for you. Don't eat it." Don't waste it."

The squirrel asked tremblingly, "What do you want to do?"

Huotoujun said: "Do nothing, just live for a while, help the little boss, and beg the little boss for a few bowls of rice to eat. Oh, by the way, these chickens are the little roosters that have been frozen before. I didn’t touch a live chicken, so don’t run around and beat me up in front of Erbao again.”

"Third brother, are you going to call Erbao to eat?" Cang Gong said to the scalper.

The ox agreed, but the squirrel grabbed the ox by the tail.It couldn't understand the squirrel's mood at all, turned its head and asked, "What's the matter, why don't you call?"

The squirrel said: "...I call you Liang, don't go."

Zang Gong said: "It's okay if you don't go, I brought a pair of pig ears, or let the third child cut a cold dish?"

Huotoujun bit the word "pig's ear" hard, and the squirrel immediately understood his intention, and said to the scalper: "Go and call Erbao, there are too many dishes to eat, so there is no need to cut any more."

So the scalper happily stepped out the door, not forgetting to dislike the squirrel for being busy and wasting time.It shouted at the bullpen: "Er Bao! Come and eat, there is a surprise for you!"

Er Bao washed his hands, "What a surprise, who cooked the meal?"

The scalper said: "Hey! You will know when you come and see, I guarantee that you will cry from joy, and sorrow will be born from joy!"

Er Bao had long been accustomed to the scalper's elementary school chicken-man language level, so he didn't take it seriously, but when he entered the room, he saw the Huotoujun sitting in the main seat at a glance.Locked by the eyes with unknown meaning, his ankles were so weak that he almost fell, and before he fell, he grabbed the door frame tightly.

The scalper laughed loudly, "Are you surprised? I'm so happy!"

Er Bao: "... happy, so happy."

Huotoujun smiled all over his face, looking dignified and loving, and waved at Erbao, "Sit down next to my uncle, and make your favorite food...well, vegetable leaves."

Er Bao didn't dare to do anything wrong, bit his lip and sat over, "General, how did you come back, why are you faster than us?"

Tibetan bow said: "Fly."

Erbao: "Hahaha, don't be kidding me."

Tibetan bow: "Why are you joking? Thanks to the two patrol soldiers of the Seraphim, who are warm-hearted. Hey, the clerk at the inn took up the job without any training. His eyesight is not good, so I have to say that I can't fly. I just don't agree , I have to prove that I can fly with wings.”

Erbao: "..."

The scalper didn't realize that Zang Gong was choking on the second treasure with his words, and asked him enthusiastically how it felt to fly, maybe he was afraid of heights.

Taking advantage of this loophole, Er Bao asked Squirrel for help, wondering if Squirrel could help him out.However, the squirrel just grinned, the two rows of small teeth were all cut out, and the face was wrinkled into a ball. It would be better to cry.

The squirrel didn't want to, it just couldn't help it.It had received "kind care" from Huotou Army before Erbao entered the house, and now Erbao's life was hanging in his mind, so he didn't dare to take any risks.

Cang Gong took out the glass bottle and said to Er Bao: "Fool, you are scared when you see this? Curious whose ears are these?"

Er Bao's eyes were empty, he shook his head and said, "I'm not curious."

The scalper said, "I'm curious, whose?"

Tibetan bow said: "Guess, guess boldly."

The scalper then guessed a lot, but unfortunately they were all wrong, so Zang Gong pushed the glass bottle in front of Erbao and asked Erbao to guess.

Er Bao laughed dryly, "It can't be the current Holy Master's."

Zang Gong acted surprised, "As expected of the Second Treasure, one guess is accurate."

Er Bao's smile disappeared, "Don't make such a joke, you will be punished by the nine clans."

"Am I a joker?" Cang Gong paused for a moment, as if deliberately leaving time for Er Bao to think.Afterwards, the only kindness on his face also subsided, and he said to Er Bao word by word, "Little boss, do you know why his ears were cut off?"

Er Bao shook his head frantically.

"Because..." Cang Gong grinned, "His ears are soft, he listens to what others say, and makes me angry."

Er Bao's face turned pale, "True, true, true, yes, yes... hiccup!!"

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