Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

It was Cheng Ming who came.

Zang Gong told him to stand up and asked, "Is the smoke poisonous?"

Cheng Ming said: "Medical hypnosis is basically non-toxic."

The two monarchs and ministers exchanged pleasantries for a while, and thoroughly discussed what happened in the palace this year, as well as the decrees issued by Emperor Hengwen after he ascended the throne.

Zang Gong noticed that Cheng Ming looked at him like an old father who had found his silly son who had been lost for many years. His face was full of kindness, and he couldn't help getting rashes all over his body. He scolded: "You are the following criminal, do you know? Close your eyes! "

Cheng Ming closed it immediately, opened it again with a smile, and said: "My lord, this life of this subordinate is complete, and there is no regret in death."

Tibetan bow said: "Come on, it's disgusting."

Cheng Ming laughed again, "I really hate that I didn't guard the lord at that time, and called the lord—bah, so that Emperor Hengwen could have a chance to attack from behind. This year, my subordinates have been thinking every night, as long as they don't see the lord for a day The body, I didn’t believe in the Lord for a day and died, now..."

Tears welled up in Cheng Ming's eyes. Seeing Zang Gong, he felt a little sad. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "You have been with me since you were a child. I know your loyalty. I sent you to guard the frontier that day, otherwise you will end up in the end." It's the same as me. I'm lucky to be resurrected, but you may not be."

Cheng Ming glanced at Er Bao who was sleeping soundly wrapped in the quilt, and asked, "My lord, is that the little boss who rescued you?"

Zang Gong nodded, "He knows how to bring the dead back to life. He found me in the ice cave under the Wuzi cliff, and he rescued me because he was greedy for my beauty."

Cheng Ming automatically ignored the joke, frowned, and said, "My lord, the alien monster is destroyed, and the magic mechanism is also destroyed. How can there be resurrection in this world? Besides, how could your body be buried under the Wuzi cliff?" ?”

Zang Gong motioned him to keep his voice down, and told Er Bao's life experience again, but he didn't quite understand why he was at the foot of Wuzi cliff.

He asked Cheng Ming what he thought of Emperor Hengwen's policy of joint governance by the six kings, and Cheng Ming hesitated, not daring to say anything.Zang Gong chuckled lightly and told him not to say any more.

Even the common people admire the policy, presumably Cheng Ming also agrees.It's a good policy to talk about facts and not to target people. I'm afraid that an old man like Keiichi Matsuno will make trouble with the policy sooner or later.

While talking, there was a sudden movement on the bed.Cheng Ming slammed across the heavy knife and stood in front of the Tibetan bow, with the posture of "I will chop off the head of anyone who wants to touch my lord".Zang Gong told him not to be nervous, because Er Bao was talking in his sleep again.

Unexpectedly, this time Er Bao not only talked in his sleep, but also rolled over from the bed and walked towards the table with bare feet.Zang Gong asked Cheng Ming to get out of the way, not to block Er Bao's way.

Cheng Ming scratched his head, thinking, am I in the way?

Er Bao wandered around aimlessly, murmured and mumbled something, afraid that he would bump into the corner of the table, Zang Gong stretched out his hands and hugged him in his arms, his movements were as light as holding a basketful of eggs.

He carried Er Bao back to the bed and settled down, and then whispered to Cheng Ming when he came back: "Hysteria, if you wake up, you will easily become a fool."

Cheng Ming blinked: "Oh."

But did the Lord misunderstand the situation, and according to his bad temper in the past, shouldn't he just throw him out at this time, so as not to disturb him?

Cheng Ming shook off his doubts, and said: "This time I heard that an assassin sneaked into the palace and injured the Lord... No, he injured Emperor Hengwen. As for where the injury was, no one dared to say. Only after asking the acquaintances of the Imperial Forest Army did we find out." It was an ear cut. The subordinates had an intuition at the time that the master came back to seek revenge on him. Master, why didn't you just take the throne back? The fifth and seventh armies combined have 20, so there is still a chance of winning. "

Cang Gong said: "Don't change it. If you are used to being called Holy Master, you will be called Holy Master. How can I still be troubled by a title? Will the Seventh Army still be led by Ying Yu?"

Cheng Ming nodded, "The subordinates and Ling Yu are waiting for the day when the Lord returns, so when the leaders of the various armies exchanged blood, they tried their best to recommend themselves to keep the two armies."

Cang Gong said: "It's a good job, there is no need to have a psychological burden. But it is not easy to get back the throne. Now that the six kings are united to rule and mobilize the whole body, it is no longer the time to solve the problem by force alone. When I go back, I will contact Ying Yu , ask her to come see me too."

At this time there was movement on the bed again, and Erbao came wrapped in a quilt.Cang Gong had no choice but to pull the grinder over and sit on his lap, hugged him with the quilt, and patted him gently to lull him to sleep.

Cheng Ming: "..."

Cheng Ming almost forgot his topic, and after recovering his thoughts, he said, "Your subordinates just feel worthless as your lord. It was the first emperor who forced you to do it back then, otherwise the evil poison would corrupt you, and the first emperor would kill everyone when he saw it, and his fame would definitely not be preserved for the rest of his life. In the end, you were charged with patricide, and the benefits are all for others. You should have told the truth in the first place!"

But Zang Gong said: "So what, someone deliberately rebelled, if he doesn't attack this time, he will attack next time, it's not easy to find a reason. Let's not talk about these things, you can help me find out one thing."

Zang Gong told the whole story of Xin Liwa's robbery, and then expressed his guess: "The Kurva family may be working for the Six-Winged King, otherwise, once someone sues the imperial court, the prince will not escape the severe punishment of the law. "

Cheng Ming said: "We are actually already eyeing the Cuerva family. The eldest daughter of his family is the six-winged princess. No matter what happens, he will not use bandits to rob to make money, unless the money is not for filling the treasury, let alone calling it The Central Finance Department found out."

Tibetan bow asked: "How to say?"

Cheng Ming replied: "Recently, the Kurva family has sent tax money to the Six Wings Palace many times. On the surface, it is tax money, but it is too much to pay three times a month. The private tax has not increased. This tax money is Where did it come from? In addition, the palace has frequent bills, and it has not been found out exactly where it came from."

"Check the army," Tibetan Gong thought of this almost instantly, and explained, "send spies to check the situation of conscription and training, and then check the armory to see if there is any private stockpile. Also, together with black fire oil Check the reserves together, the King of the Six Wings is cautious, every action must be small, don’t miss a bucket or a scoop.”

"Yes, lord!" Cheng Ming had the bottom line in his heart, and an uplifted look appeared on his face, as if he had returned to the time when he followed the lord to kill all directions.

He took out a code word whistle, presented it to his lord with both hands, and said, "This subordinate will leave a trustworthy team to protect it secretly. They will pretend to be plain people, and the lord can blow the whistle if he has something to do."

Zang Gong hummed, seeing that Er Bao was wrinkling his nose in his sleep, he must have been quarreled, so he pressed his index finger on his lips to signal to keep his voice down.

He accepted the secret message, and asked Cheng Ming for the Fifth Army's badge, and told him to stagger the grocery store when he checked his household registration in a few days.Cheng Ming agreed, and disappeared into the night after saluting.

When he woke up the next day, it was already high in the sun, and Er Bao found himself still sleeping on the floor, and couldn't help being a little dazed.He felt that he had returned to his bed last night. Could it be a dream?

"I'm so sleepy today," the squirrel stretched, went to the cowshed and picked up Huang Laosan, who was sleeping with Hua Hua, "Hurry up and wake up sleepy, what time is it, the business has been delayed. Hey, who is standing?" There it is, scare me!"

"What, it's so noisy early in the morning, you can't stop talking nonsense." The scalper opened his sleepy eyes and looked in the direction of the squirrel, only to see a man standing on the roof and drawing a bow in the bright sunlight. Aim at the birds in the sky and practice archery.

When the flying bird passed by, the scalper subconsciously urged him to fire the arrow, but the man didn't shoot the arrow, and the flying bird turned into a small black spot in the sky.

It is a pity that it missed the best angle.Unexpectedly, when the black spot shifted to the top of the head, the arrow flew out, and fell to the ground along the original path after a moment, and the arrows were like two little sparrows with wings pierced.

"Two birds with one stone, no arrows wasted, so damn handsome!" Scalper sighed sincerely.

"Yeah, if you're so handsome, Huahua won't be able to ignore you. Dead fat cow." The squirrel said eccentrically, then suddenly bluffed, "Hey! Don't shoot the fat cuckoo, it's rare to fly for a while! "

Halfway through the hour, Er Bao finished feeding the little yellow rabbit, and rushed towards Kunlun Avenue with his family in a strange shape.It happened that there was a stall selling animal skins today, so Zang Gong went to pick out a piece of leopard skin to make a base for his bow.

Er Bao looked at a piece of rabbit skin and refused to rub his eyes, and said: "This color is similar to our lop ear, I don't know if it was peeled alive or after death, how pitiful."

Tibetan bow said: "The fur is so well preserved, it must have been peeled alive."

Upon hearing this, Er Bao's face wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and said distressedly: "That's too miserable, too inhuman, how painful it is!"

Zang Gong glanced at him, "Mother Cai also hurts when you tear the leaves, but she can't speak. Well, if you are really compassionate, buy the rabbit skin back. I think the tail of the rabbit is still fluffy. Take it off and put it on." On your own ass, you have the right to commemorate it."

Erbao: "..."

The little boss was speechless, and the Huo Tou army was hopeless.

But Firehead Army was right!

The little boss decisively bought the rabbit skin.

When he came to the shop, Er Bao moved the small table to the door again, and continued the unfinished business of yesterday.He changed his strategy today and made a pre-signed agreement. No matter what tissue or organ is pre-signed, he will give a free medical examination.If you regret it after pre-signing, you can return it when you come back, and you will not be charged extra for the medical examination sent out.

As a result, everyone came to watch, you encouraged me and I pushed you, and under the lure of free medical examinations, they signed a dozen or so contracts with Erbao one after another.The second treasure is divided. He is exhausted, so he asks Cang Gong to help him sit in the town and continue to sign, and he goes to the operating room to give the pre-signed physical examination.

However, after the inspection by these ten or so people was completed, no one came in afterward. Erbao was curious, so he went out to have a look——Huotoujun's legs were crossed on the small table, and the "Shan Hai Jing" was fascinated, and the soles of his feet were muddy. It's all sprinkled on the agreement paper and I don't know yet.

Er Bao ran out angrily, "Hey, where did everyone go? I told you to pre-sign, how many have you signed?"

Zang Gong said: "Why do you rely on me again? It's because they don't sign with me."

Erbao said: "If you can explain it well to others and smile more, will they still be afraid of you like a snake?"

Cang Gong said: "The appearance was given by my parents. They have to be afraid. What can I do? Hurry up and buy a parasol for your buddy. The sun is getting hotter and hotter. If I get tanned, am I still a scholar with a beautiful face?" "

"What jade-faced scholar, you're just a stick, a cornmeal stick!" Er Bao put his hips on his hips, threw out a drop of money and forced him to buy it himself.

Zang Gong took the money for a stroll, walked the streets and alleys to join in the fun, and even rewarded a busker with a iron throat and a gun with a hundred copper coins.

It was already noon when he came back with a big oiled paper umbrella. Er Bao had just finished a non-profitable operation and was lying on the counter to tease the rabbit.

It's just... It seems that something has changed?

Cang Gong pondered carefully, only to find that there was a small bulge on the back of Er Bao's butt.He said "don't move", stepped forward, and lifted Er Bao's clothes with a solemn expression.

"Why lift my ass?" Er Bao said.

Tibetan bow's hand froze in the air, "What is this?"

I saw a white and fluffy thing shaking on Erbao's buttocks. In order to let it breathe, a hole was specially opened in the pants, and Xiaobai's buttocks were exposed from the gap.

Er Bao asked, "How is it?"

Zang Gong frowned: "What is it?"

Erbao said, "Tail, you told me to pretend."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Don't listen when you should listen, and listen when you shouldn't.What kind of child is this.

The squirrel was very satisfied with Erbao's tail, jumped on the table, and circled around Erbao, "It's very suitable for Erbao, silly and sweet. The third child, come and see, Erbao has a tail. From now on, the three brothers It makes no difference!"

The old smoky voice of the scalper came from the backyard: "Wait a minute, there are two left."

The squirrel snorted, and really liked Erbao's tail, so he couldn't wait to show it off, so he took advantage of Erbao's inattention and "cut" off the rabbit's tail, and ran to the backyard to show the cattle.

Erbao yelled: "Whoever told you to pull it out, I didn't say hello!"

Cang Gong held back a sentence for a while: "Can you pull it out at any time?"

Erbao said, "Yes, anyway, I don't feel pain. Oh, it's bleeding! You're here, do you want to suck..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh."

After being attacked by the Huotou army, Erbao murmured and brought the cup, and asked unwillingly, "Why don't I get you half a cup..."

"Say one more word and I'll beat you."

"Oh."

"Is anyone there?" A woman's voice came from outside.

Er Bao replied: "Here it is, someone is here!"

Erbao welcomed the woman into the house, and the woman nodded at him and said, "Are you the boss? I saw the sign outside and want to donate something."

Er Bao was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked the girl to sit down, ordered the Huotoujun to say: "Guys, hurry up and pour a glass of water, it needs to be warm!"

Zang Gong glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, not willing to condescend to others to run errands, so he temporarily took the boss's seat and asked, "What do you want to donate, Miss?"

The woman raised her head, her eyes became a little puzzled, "Where have I seen you before?"

Zang Gong didn't have any impression of this woman, but felt that her temperament was not like that of a Huiren, and she didn't have the smell of the Scaled Armor and Water Dwelling Tribes on her. It’s been done, it’s done like a celebrity, and familiarity is normal.”

The woman didn't know that he was joking, so she asked seriously: "Then did you follow Emperor Yuanwu's example? When I was young, I accompanied the envoys to the Huiren Palace, and I had the honor to meet him once."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-3017:34:36~2020-07-0113:34:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Tsurumi 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of bitter coffee;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!