Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

After the last incident, the blacksmith has become much more honest in his business. Seeing that Erbao came to him with the blueprint to order a "buried needle", he was a little embarrassed, and promised to rush to make it overnight and get the goods early the next morning.

Erbao went to pick up the goods early the next morning, and it was already ready.The blacksmith's craftsmanship is very good, making the bent needles small and strong, which is exactly in line with Erbao's expectations.

Erbao was in a good mood, so he paid an extra penny.But the blacksmith refused to accept it, pushing and shoving him out, accidentally stepping on the paw of a little black dog scurrying by the side of the road.The little black dog squeaked and bit the blacksmith's shoe viciously.

Erbao was concerned, so the blacksmith pushed the puppy away, and responded to Erbao, "It didn't bite through. This is Wang Ji's puppy. It runs around outside every day, and bites anyone it catches."

Erbao said, "He doesn't care about biting people?"

The blacksmith said: "The dog is small, and it can't be broken even if it is bitten. The person who is bitten can only swear a few words, and Boss Wang is not willing to take care of it."

The little black dog went to another place to cause trouble again. Erbao looked at the little figure and thought of his own sled team.Even if the puppy is so active, it is not enough for a big dog to walk it once a day. When it is free, it has to be taken out for more walks.

After researching the hair transplantation plan, Erbao first conducted an experiment with a scalper to eliminate as many problems as possible during the transplantation process.So half an hour later, there were three thin horizontal lines on the forehead of the scalper, which were made of buttock hair, and the color was darker.

Er Bao put down the needle hook, clapped his hands and said, "You're done! Double rows of needles, three, represent your ranking, are you satisfied?"

The scalper looked in the mirror and said angrily: "Who needs you to stab the forehead! It's like Mentougou, let me change it!"

After another half an hour, the character "three" became the character "king", and the double row of needles became four rows of needles, which became clearer.

cattle:"……"

If the tiger doesn't show his power, he will treat you as a meow.

Before Er Bao changed the word "wang" into the word "flower", Qiao Yi and the shepherd girl came.He replaced two new sets of hooking needles, took Qiao Yi's hair respectively, and transplanted them on the shepherd girl's head.

In order to avoid alopecia areata on the top of Qiao Yi's head, Erbao deliberately harvested hairs of different thicknesses from different parts of the scalp. Only single hair follicles were not removed, and hair follicles in the declining stage were not removed, so that the later recovery would be faster.

In this way, the hair color of the shepherd girl is better connected, otherwise, after transplanting, the shepherd girl will have a piece of hard black hair on the top of her head, which does not match her own soft hair.

The operation lasted for four hours. Qiao Yi couldn't wait to leave after taking out the hair. The shepherd girl also took a break to have lunch. Only Er Bao kept busy until the last hair was stuffed into her hair follicle. inside.

The shepherd girl woke up from a sleep, and when she woke up, she was a person with normal hair volume.Thick and healthy long hair was draped over her shoulders, and her long-lost self-confidence began to slowly return. She was so happy that she couldn't help herself, and she kept crying while holding the mirror.

Er Bao said: "The operation was a success. You should pay attention to the care after you go home. There may be rejection of other people's hair transplanted. If it becomes red, swollen, itchy or tingling, don't scratch it, just come to me directly."

The shepherd girl gently stroked her hair, nodded with tears and smiles, and said, "I want to change the donation agreement."

Er Bao thought she was going to repent, and said, "Sister, didn't we agree before that to accept donations from other people, we need to exchange them with something of the same value, otherwise the previous donators will never get anything in return."

The shepherd girl said, "No, no, that's not what I mean. I want to donate everything."

Er Bao didn't expect that the shepherd girl's mental state would immediately improve after receiving hair transplantation.She said that although she only got hair, she seemed to be born again. She was so happy and wanted to let others have this opportunity when they were helpless and desperate.

Er Bao was surprised and happy, and said: "You can think clearly, signing the full donation agreement means that if you have an accident in the future, the body will be handed over to the whole person's grocery store, and it is likely to be dismantled. Not one piece left."

The shepherd girl said: "I know. But death is dead. Isn't it a waste to bury it in the ground to rot? I figured it out, if my heart can continue to beat on someone else, then I am alive. Oh, Let’s just decide, if I persuade you again, I might really regret it.”

Erbao said: "Sister, I'm really afraid that you will go back on your word, but I still have to remind you that leaving the whole body dead and buried in the ground is a deep-rooted old concept. Can your brother Yang agree with you to do this? Or can you go back and talk to me?" Let him discuss it."

When the shepherd girl heard about her husband, she really hesitated, and promised Erbao to go home and think about it, and kept the blood donation agreement for the time being.Erbao sent her out the door, and when she turned around, she couldn't hold on anymore, and she fell to the ground in a black vision.

Zang Gong was raising rabbits in the backyard. When he heard the movement, he was in a panic. With long legs, he rushed to the reception room in three steps and two steps, and picked up Er Bao who was lying on the ground.

Er Bao didn't faint for a long time, but immediately vomited after waking up, and lay in Zang Gong's arms without knowing the world.He opened his eyes, and vaguely saw the person holding him - if anyone was uglier than him, it must be the one in front of him.

Cang Gong didn't know what he was angry about. Seeing Er Bao woke up, he started to scold him thoughtlessly: "Do you know who picked you up? You still dare to vomit and don't want to live! I told you not to accept this order." , you have to pick it up, think of yourself as the king of heaven, I can take care of every family's mess! How much money can I earn her, is there a lack of food or clothing?"

Squirrels and scalpers also came, one was closed and the other was closed.The squirrel scratched and scratched Huotoujun's leg, "He's exhausted and you still scold him, who are you!"

Er Bao also climbed up resolutely, holding his head and fighting Huotou Jun: "I didn't vomit you, so much hair has been planted, it's dense and disgusting, can't you vomit? Even if you vomit, so what, you I'm disgusting, I'm going to spit on you!"

"Little bastard, tell me again, who is annoying?" The Huotou army was full of smoke, and immediately thought of a trick to hold Erbao, raised his hand and aimed at his abdomen, threatening, "Your benefactor's vitality is gone? Dare you?" Be so mean to me!"

Seeing that his palm was about to be slapped at any moment, Er Bao rushed forward and hugged his waist, "You are not allowed to hit my benefactor, hit me if you want to hit me!"

Zang Gong said: "Then you are right?"

Er Bao raised his small face and admitted it wronged: "I'm wrong, I won't quarrel with you in the future, please let my benefactor go."

Zang Gong asked again: "Then am I still annoying?"

Erbao said: "I don't hate it anymore, I like it. Erbao likes the general the most."

Seeing the little fool sticking to his body like a plaster, Zang Gong's heart softened into a puddle of water. He picked him up and put him on the recliner to rest, and said, "This is not to scare you. If you are disobedient, it will really hurt you." Your benefactor destroyed it. Want to eat something? I’ll go out and buy it, and I’ll go home after eating.”

Er Bao thought for a while, "Red bean porridge, scallion shortbread, marinated eggs, and some side dishes."

"Sure, wait here for a while, I'll be right back." Huotou Jun said and stepped out the door, forgetting to take the money.

Erbao called Squirrel to send him money quickly, but saw Squirrel hugging his two thin legs, with a disgusted expression on his face as if he had eaten a fly.

"What did the dog general say he wanted to destroy just now?" Squirrel asked.

The ox swallowed a mouthful of sour water and replied, "My child."

Erbao: "..."

The weather is getting warmer and warmer, and it is getting dark late. After dinner, there is still some smoky sunset in the west.The family had time to take a walk, so Erbao pulled out the sled team and walked from Nanxi Village to Kunlun Street.

"Four eyes, you can't pick up food on the side of the road." Erbao scolded.It's a pity that Siyan'er was disobedient and started chewing.

The squirrel wanted to take advantage of no one's attention to open the dog's mouth to see what it was eating, but its four eyes bounced around and refused to let it open until Qiu Lengjun walked over and bared its fangs at it.

The four eyes were honest, let Qiu Lengjun sniff it's mouth, and then whined twice, admitting to Qiu Lengjun's increasingly fierce eyes.

Zang Gong said, "I'm afraid I ate something that shouldn't be eaten."

Erbao said: "It's okay, Qiu Lengjun is the boss of the dog, he has four fierce eyes at every turn, and he is used to it."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the back hair of the four eyes suddenly exploded, and there was a "click" sound in the throat, like eating fish stuck in a thorn.

Er Bao quickly tightened the dog leash, squatted in front of it, and patted its back to smooth it out, "What's the matter, what are you eating?"

Four Eyes didn't care about him, his body started to shiver, and foamy halazi dripped from the corners of his mouth.Seeing this, Zang Gong suddenly rang the alarm and shouted: "Don't get close to it!"

However, before Erbao could react, Siyaner rushed out, dragged Erbao who was holding the dog leash to the ground, and dragged him for a short distance.

"Let go!" Zang Gong has leaped over with Qinggong, trying to pick up the rope end on the ground.But the end of the rope slipped out of his hand like a loach. He wanted to chase after it, but saw that Erbao's elbows and knees were bleeding, and the tip of his heart felt as if someone had pinched him, so he gave up decisively. The thought of chasing the dog brought Er Bao into his arms.

There was exclamation from the crowd ahead, and Er Bao said urgently: "Leave me alone, catch Si Yan'er back quickly, don't let it bite!"

Zang Gong froze for a moment, remembering that Erbao didn't feel pain and the wound would heal quickly, so he put down Erbao and chased him out.

Qiu Lengjun had already blocked Siyan'er's path first, and Zang Gong blocked Siyan'er's circuit after that. Under the attack of the two sides, Siyan'er trembled more violently, baring his teeth and barking at the crowd, which was not normal at all. appearance.

In the crowd, a few men of comparable size stood up, eager to try, but Zang Gong winked at them quietly and told them to back off.And Qiu Lengjun also launched an attack at this time, biting Siyan'er's neck.

Siyan'er's neck has thick fluff like a scarf, Qiu Lengjun didn't kill him, so he didn't hurt Siyan'er.Zang Gong took the opportunity to grab the dog leash, wrapped it around Siyan'er's neck several times, then tightened the rope buckle, stepped on Siyan'er's back, and tied it firmly in his hand.

Erbao ran over, saw that Siyan was still grinning, so he wiped some blood from his knee and smeared it on its nose.The dog instinctively licked his nose and licked the blood into his stomach.Soon it quieted down, realized what a mistake it had made, and fell on the ground, begging for mercy.

At this point in time, most people are eating, and there are not many people wandering on Kunlun Street, but the only ones are all attracted here. Those who know Erbao persuade Erbao to take good care of their dogs, and those who don’t know Erbao Those who call Erbao have no sense of public morality.

Erbao felt ashamed, bowed and apologized to them frequently, promised that he would never bring the dog into the street again, and then followed Tibetan Gong to drive the sled team back to Nanxi Village.

Erbao said: "Siyan'er has never been like this before, it is very cowardly."

Tibetan bow said: "How does it compare to you?"

Er Bao pouted, "I didn't tease you."

Knowing that he was in a bad mood, Zang Gong didn't tease him any more. He dipped Siyan'er's saliva with his chopsticks, twisted it and let him smell it, and said, "The smell is not right. Siyan'er may be in the things picked up by the roadside." Packed with poison."

Er Bao was surprised that he could smell the strange smell, but he could only smell the stench, and said: "There are several dog houses on that street, Boss Wang's little black dog walks there every day, No one will be poisoned."

Zang Gong glanced at Er Bao, but said nothing.

If Boss Wang's little black dog really came out for a walk every day, he would have died long ago.Unless the poison was just thrown out, and Er Bao's luck was bad enough.

As if to prove the bad luck, Er Bao's right eyelid jumped up.He rubbed it for a while, and said to himself, "I might start reciting words."

The squirrel jumped on his shoulder and touched his head, while the scalper comforted him: "Don't think so much, maybe someone just wants to harm you."

Er Bao: "...Thank you, I feel much better."

At night Er Bao couldn't sleep because he tossed and turned, Cang Gong was annoyed by his noise, and asked, "The ground is too hard? Is it cool?"

Er Bao said: "It's been so long since I laid the floor, I just remembered to ask now."

Zang Gong patted the inside of the bed, "There is still room here, come up if it's not too crowded."

Er Bao's eyes lit up, "Really?"

Hulong twitched for a while, and Erbao rolled into the bed wrapped in a quilt.Cang Gong slapped his ass, "I only let you come up, who asked you to bring the rabbit?"

"Not dirty, I wiped it before I lay down."

"Where did you wipe it?"

"Paws, belly."

"Did you wipe your butt?"

"Ah, I forgot."

One night in a ridiculous dream, the hungry wolf ate the rabbit, leaving only a section of the rabbit's tail.He picked up the rabbit's tail and looked at it. Oddly enough, it was not white but yellow.

Huotoujun opened his eyes at once, his heart beating wildly.

It turned out that the little fool was lying on his chest, pressing his heart.And he himself was holding the little fool in his arms, and he was still holding the short tail of the lop-eared rabbit.

How long have you been pressing this bastard?My shoulders are numb.

He picked up the rabbit, and the rabbit's paws fluttered in the air. After two squeaks, one paw scratched his hand, leaving a red mark.He let go, and the rabbit stepped on Erbao's back and jumped out of the bed, shrinking behind Qiu Lengjun.

Why is Qiu Lengjun in the house?

Zang Gong poked his head to look at the door, and found that the door was not latched, and it opened a palm-width crack.Qiu Lengjun's eyes lingered on him for a moment, then moved to Erbao, then glanced at the little yellow rabbit behind him, picked up the little yellow rabbit's back and went out.

Zang Gong secretly became suspicious.This wolf has eyes that don't belong to a beast, and human emotions, so I'm afraid it has become a spirit.

"Well, it's dawn?" Erbao was woken up by the rabbit, rubbing his eyes and muttering.

Seeing his exhausted look that he wanted to open his eyes but couldn't, Cang Gong turned sideways and patted his back, "Not yet, sleep a little longer."

Er Bao was really sleepy, but he was still thinking about the store and the organ bank, so he closed his eyes and said, "I've almost saved up enough money, I want to go to Songbai Garden to see the house."

Zang Gong said: "Go at dawn, there is still an hour."

Er Bao squinted over with a contented smile, but unfortunately, before he squinted for a long time, the door was kicked open roughly, the hooves of the yellow ox rattled, and Lao Yan's voice exploded in the small wooden house.

"Second, get up! A few morning joggers passed by just now, talking about our shop, saying that there are a lot of burly men blocking our door, maybe they are here to trouble you! Second, old...moo???"

The tobacco rod of the scalper fell to the ground.

Why does the second child sleep in the same bed as the dog general?

What is the posture of the dog general, and what is the look in his eyes?

"Moo! Moo! Come on, stinky boy! The dog general is not joking, he has an affair with the second child, and the belly is a child!" The scalper rushed out, knocking over a mat of fruit drying in the yard Dry.

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