Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Zang Gong knew that he should be considerate of the fact that animals do not know the principle of knocking on the door before entering a house, but seeing Er Bao's frightened expression on his face, he couldn't hold back his anger.

The ox ran fast, and before he had a chance to peel the ox's head, he tucked Er Bao's quilt and said, "Don't worry about it, just go on sleeping."

But Erbao bluffed: "It's already dawn, you lied to me again!"

Erbao turned over and got out of bed, the Hutoujun who had no good intentions to repay him was even more annoyed, thinking that he would fall down if he didn't sleep, so he would hit your floor tonight.

Along the way, the squirrel kept asking what happened to Er Bao and whether what the scalper said was true.Er Bao didn't respond to a word, and was thinking about reciting words the whole time.So early in the morning, who would come to block the shop door, and what trouble would they cause?

Before reaching the place, the blacksmith stopped Erbao first, and said in a hurry: "Brother Erbao, don't go back to the shop, you are in big trouble, a group of old men have been blocking your door for a long time!"

Erbao said: "But I didn't cause trouble, why are you blocking me?"

The blacksmith said: "Then who knows, everyone is vicious!"

Tibetan bow said: "Forget about it, borrow an iron rod to use."

The blacksmith hurriedly brought the thickest and longest piece of material from his house, and said to Zang Gong: "Don't be impulsive, brother-in-law, I think they are like Lianjiazi, and they are no easier to deal with than King Lu Yan."

Cang Gong's expression changed, "What do you call uncle?"

The blacksmith rubbed the back of his neck, and said with a little embarrassment: "Well, Brother Erbao is a brother. If you want to call your brother again, you will be inferior."

Cang Gong was speechless, and left with the iron rod.The iron rod made a long "squeaky" sound on the ground, and he wondered, he would have known it would not take advantage of this. How many people on this street called Erbao brothers and sisters, if everyone called him uncle, everyone would Do you give New Year's money during the New Year's holidays?

When he arrived at the door of the shop, Zang Gong carried the iron rod on his shoulder, and asked angrily, "Who wants to trouble my eldest nephew?"

Several big men turned their heads to look at him, hey, isn't this the master of his own family, why did he come here with an iron rod?Is the misery in the world mixed up like this?

Zang Gong was also speechless for a while, and put down the iron bar rather disappointedly—these big men were none other than the Leopard Banner Army they met yesterday.

Seeing that Erbao hadn't come yet, Zang Gong scolded them first.It was only yesterday that I explained that the trick was performed a little more realistically, so this is going to break the stage.Whose childcare is like this, can't they come one by one?Can't the timeline be stretched out a bit?It's like a gang fight.

After cursing to relieve his anger, he waved to Er Bao who was running behind him and said: "

I'm not looking for trouble, I'm here to ask you for a donation. "

"Ah?" Er Bao ran out of breath, and when he came up to him, his face was flushed, and he said in surprise, "Donate so early? Well, I thought there was something wrong with the operation of the sheep-herding sister, so I brought someone to settle the score."

Zang Gong said: "I told you to sleep a little longer."

Erbao said: "Forget it, you take up too much space, I was squeezed on top of you, and I couldn't sleep comfortably."

uncomfortable?

The Nilin of the Huotou Army was pulled away.

What a little heartless person, who pressed my chest and fell asleep in the dark, my halazi is a big piece of paste!I haven't asked you to pay for my mental damage yet, so why are you accusing me before others?What is not comfortable, where is not comfortable, it is unreasonable!

Huotoujun was so angry that his face was livid. Although he was so cautious, he finally swallowed his complaints.No matter what, you can't tell your subordinates to watch the joke.

But he didn't know that these big guys under him were only rough on the surface, but they were very meticulous and sensitive in their hearts. They all lamented the foresight of Cheng Ming's coach in the eyes - they couldn't make things in pairs, otherwise the lord looked anxious, and there might be a break. sleeve risk.

Several people counted together, two, four, six, eight, good guy, it's an even number!Leopard Banner No. [-] immediately said, "I have a brother in my family, I'll call him here!"

Er Bao was stunned by this enthusiasm, even reaching out his hand to the elder, but he couldn't stop him.Don't you just recite words?Obviously it's a straight word, scrambling to sign the agreement, and bring brothers!

Hey, the organ bank is here!

Erbao's mood brightened immediately, and he invited a few big men into the room, served tea and poured water, and explained the various terms of the donation agreement.

I thought that the big fellows would have to research and study before making a decision, but they were so happy, they took it and signed it, and all of them donated.

Erbao was suspicious, pulled the Tibetan bow aside and asked quietly: "Tell me honestly, are they the nursery you bought with money?"

Cang Gong said: "You didn't give me the money, where can I buy it. Besides, the babysitter bought with money will only give you a fake sign, or pre-sign and then return it. How can you just donate it in full?"

Erbao thought about it, yes, this is the truth! "Then, are they really my wild customers?"

Zang Gong raised his eyebrows, "Congratulations, little boss."

Er Bao's eyes lit up, flickering like stars in the sky.Seeing that Zang Gong was happy, he volunteered to buy two sets of firecrackers. Er Bao was even more happy, and asked him to buy a few more tubes of fireworks for five taels of silver, and then set them off after dark.

With such a publicity, many people were really attracted. By noon, there were more than a dozen people who came to consult the donation agreement. Five of them pre-signed and two directly signed for blood donation and bone marrow donation.

Erbao was almost dazzled by this great joy, as if he had seen the completion of the organ bank, His Majesty the Holy Lord came to cut the ribbon for him in person.

But no one came after noon—after all, the childcare workers couldn't stay long, and the publicity effect was limited.Er Bao held his face in his hands, eagerly looking forward to another good luck in the morning, but unfortunately there was none until it was dark, not even an hour after closing.

The next day, Erbao got up early again, ran to the shop and waited, but the situation was not optimistic. Only one limp Liu came to pre-sign the full donation, saying that he would leave a guarantee for his parents, but would he regret it? It still depends on the results of discussions with parents.

When he was sleepy at noon, Erbao lay down on the counter and squinted for a while, but an unexpected visitor came to the door while he was having a sweet dream.

What are you afraid of? The mother-in-law of the shepherd girl is here.

Her mother-in-law is known as Mrs. Yang, she has a wild temper and a bad temper. Beixi Village is famous for being unreasonable and unforgiving.Seeing that Er Bao was resting, Mrs. Yang slammed on the counter and scolded Er Bao.

"Look at what you made for my daughter-in-law. You dare to plant the hair of any messy person. Do you know if that woman is sick or not? Take a quick look, look, her scalp is infected with measles What if it infects the family members again? Hurry up and solve it for me!"

"Measles?" Er Bao rubbed his eyes, and went up to check the shepherd girl's scalp in shock, and asked strangely, "How could this happen?"

There was indeed something wrong with the shepherd girl's hair follicle, it was red and swollen, and some had pus.But Erbao also found that not only the hair-planted parts have this kind of problem, but also small red spots on the parts with enough hair volume behind the ears and the back of the head.The lack of hair growth in these parts is obviously her own problem.

Erbao asked the shepherd girl, "Have you been herding sheep as usual these two days? Have you ever been bitten by mosquitoes outside, or been to hot and humid places?"

The shepherd girl's face was very ugly, and she replied: "No. I went back and told the child's father about the full donation, but he scolded me. After a fight, I didn't go to herd the sheep."

Erbao asked again: "Since when did your situation start to appear? Did you scratch it with your hands?"

The shepherd girl said: "I felt a little itchy after taking a nap yesterday. I didn't dare to scratch after listening to you."

"Don't ask around to find a reason, you can use it as an excuse to make a meal and make a quilt later. What kind of shit surgery, if you don't admit that you have disabled people, you are worthy of being a doctor?" Mrs. Yang refused. Forgiveness, she even ran to the road and yelled, asking everyone to come and judge her.

Hearing the noise in the backyard, Zang Gong came out and asked, "What happened?"

Er Bao kept silent with a bitter face, Zang Gong went outside again to see who was yelling, and saw that the shepherd girl was trying to pull an old lady, so she understood most of it.

He said to the old lady: "Just report to the official, and you won't lose money if you quarrel." After he finished speaking, he turned around and came back to close the door.

Mrs. Yang couldn't let him go. When she heard that she would not lose money, she rushed up in small steps, "You can't close the door. If the matter is not resolved, I will be stuck here for a day. I will eat and sleep here! Barefoot is afraid of wearing shoes." What? Anyway, I don’t need to do business, I don’t need to maintain a shop, it depends on who can consume more.”

After she finished speaking, she bumped into him, looking as if she was about to touch porcelain.It's just that the moment she bumped into the back of Tibetan bow, Tibetan bow made a buffer half a step forward, preventing her from bouncing back and falling down.

Unable to touch porcelain, Mrs. Yang covered her heart and planned to use "old age and infirmity" as a threat, but Zang Gong covered her heart before her, and there was pain on her face.

Huotoujun asked without hesitation: "Why did you hit me so hard? Who on this street doesn't know that I am weak. Can you afford to compensate me for knocking me down?"

The old lady was taken aback, "What are you talking about, I knocked you down? You are young..."

"You can't be weak at a young age? My heart has undergone surgery. If something goes wrong, it won't be enough to dig out your seven-year-old heart. You have to dig out your son's heart! If your son has a bad heart, I will dig out your grandson." heart of!"

"You, you!" Mrs. Yang gasped with anger when she met such a shameless young man for the first time.

The shepherd girl felt ashamed a long time ago, so she persuaded her mother-in-law: "Mom, can we go back? I want to get the hair transplant myself. I admit it no matter what. Can you let me bear the consequences alone?"

"Fart!" Mrs. Yang pushed her away, pointed at her nose and scolded, "Usually you're just useless, but when you encounter this kind of thing, you shrink back and cringe, what do you look like! I think you just fart at home, it's okay Looking for trouble, the child is several years old and still comes to plant his hair, who will show it to me!"

Old lady Yang spit all over the place, and the shepherd girl's face turned red when she was scolded. Among the spectators, a woman of her age couldn't stand it anymore, so she stood up and said, "Old lady Yang, don't bully your son!" Daughter-in-law, who doesn't know that your son found a concubine in Zuixianglou, whose stomach is as big as a basin! I heard that he plans to marry her as a second wife? Where is Zuixianglou? People joke!"

"Who dares to make a joke?" Mrs. Yang said with her hips akimbo, "If it wasn't for her not being able to give birth to a child with a handle, why would my son look for it outside? You just stand and talk without back pain, whose daughter-in-law is stinking all day long Face, which man can’t panic? Besides, it’s normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. If a woman can’t serve her husband well, and can’t extend the incense to her husband, she must have the consciousness to let her husband take concubines!”

When mentioning the incident a few years ago, Mrs. Yang became even more angry, saying that the daughter-in-law here is very serious about having a child, and she regards herself as a living ancestor. She ran back to her mother's house during confinement, making others laugh at their old Yang's house.

"The new daughter-in-law is pregnant with the flesh and blood of my Yang family no matter what. It is right for her to marry back. My son is responsible for that. But just to prevent her from responding, she gave birth immediately and didn't take her home. My pity for my grandson Follow those who suffer outside. You are all raised by your own parents, whoever has the heart to call your own child an illegitimate child, stand up and let me see!"

After patiently listening to her scolding his daughter-in-law with a lot of saliva, Cang Gong finally understood what the secret Er Bao wanted to tell him before, and slapped the door panel to stop the noise.

He was full of evil fire and couldn't get it out, so he suddenly came up with a bad idea, and asked Er Bao: "Nephew, do you want to learn archery?"

Er Bao asked suspiciously, "Now? Now I'm being blocked and scolded by people, I'm afraid I won't be able to get excited."

Huotou Jun raised the corners of his mouth, kneading Er Bao's soft little earlobe with his middle fingers, and said, "Look at your uncle, you have been scolded for many years, why should you care about it. It is the real ability to have fun while suffering, come, my uncle will take you to have fun."

After finishing speaking, he brought a bow from the house, covered Er Bao's eyes with a black cloth belt, and asked in Er Bao's ear, "How do you feel now?"

Er Bao rubbed his face uncomfortably, and replied: "It seems quite exciting. But can you not get so close to me? I'm a little hot from here to here..."

Er Bao's fingers slid from the base of his ears all the way to his lower abdomen, not understanding how the heat came from, so he felt ashamed and flustered.But the speaker had no intention, and the listener automatically made up their minds. These perfectly normal words have quietly changed their taste.

Tibetan Gong chased after it as if grabbing the tail of a rabbit, "Why is it hot? Tell me how you feel now, is your heart beating fast?"

Er Bao said: "No, although Mrs. Yang is very fierce, it's not like I haven't met such a person before."

Cang Gong was not satisfied with such an answer, and after saying "I don't believe it", he went to touch Erbao's belly, and after touching his belly, he went to touch his heart.

Erbao let him test it out with his belly upright, opened a slit of the black cloth belt, and said triumphantly, "I didn't lie to you, did I? My mental quality is still good."

Zang Gong's face was solemn, more gloomy than being scolded by the old lady, when he realized that the little thing's heart was beating at a constant speed, he let go of his hand angrily, the movement was like a kick.

Stupid rabbit, not enlightened at all!

"Archery!" Huotou Jun stuffed an arrow with a wooden handle and an iron head into Erbao's hand, hugged Erbao from behind, and taught him to draw the bowstring, "Nephew, listen carefully, you can shoot wherever I tell you to shoot." Where to shoot, don't be afraid, if you shoot someone, your uncle will kill you."

Er Bao was horrified, and the onlookers also thought this guy was crazy, and retreated one after another to prevent being shot by Er Bao's trembling arrows.

Mrs. Yang stood in the middle, she didn't know where to hide, she shouted anxiously: "Crazy, you guys, you are going to kill people in public, everyone here can see it clearly, you won't be good if you hurt me Eat the fruit!"

Cang Gong sneered, "Nephew, take half a step back with your left foot, tilt your shoulder to the left, lower your upper arm, the target is shorter."

Mrs. Yang: "Crazy! Crazy! Murder! Hurry up and report to the police, hurry up and find my son!"

The shepherd girl also said: "Brother Erbao, the arrow has no eyes, so don't be impulsive!"

Now Er Bao was not sure if Zang Gong was trying to scare the old lady. He wanted to tear off the blindfold, but he held his hands tightly. "General, no." Er Bao shook his head in a panic.

Huotoujun has a charming and good voice, but the words he speaks are coquettish and profane: "Man, you can't say no on the bed or off the bed, give me a little strength!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" As the arrow left the string, Mrs. Yang covered her head and fell to the ground. After a while, she opened her eyes and looked back, and saw that the arrow had pierced the wall directly behind her. A strand of flowery hair at the side of her temples had fallen.

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