Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

I thought that Mrs. Yang could turn off the fire by taking advantage, but she was dissatisfied with the plan of the shepherd girl to go back to her mother's house to take money to make up for the leak, so she raised her finger and poked the shepherd girl's spine, "You are deliberately trying to let your mother-in-law Being scolded by others, huh? Is your mother-in-law trying to steal your money? Going back to your natal family to get subsidies, what do you think I am!"

The shepherd girl could only smile wryly, "Mother, I don't have the dowry anymore, what do you want? Whether it's to have a second child, or to stay away from my mother's family, I will try my best to meet your requirements. At this point today, Don't say whether you are wrong, is your son right?"

"It's wrong, of course my son is wrong," Granny Yang changed the subject and said, "He made a mistake in marrying a daughter-in-law like you who can't lay eggs, and he's ashamed to have a second child. It's been a few years I didn’t see any movement in my stomach after passing by, the hen is better than you.”

The shepherd girl was completely chilled, "The hen is better than me, otherwise you wouldn't even be reluctant to cook me an egg drop soup. What are you carrying this basket of eggs for today? Where do you want to smash it?"

"Listen, listen, everyone, my daughter-in-law here has such a sharp tongue! Ouch, I'm so mad, it's like someone stabbed a knife in my heart, I can't live anymore!"

Old Madam Yang sat down on the ground, started to cry, scolded her daughter-in-law, scolded the grocery store, scolded the unscrupulous shop owner, and finally scolded her own old man who died early and didn't take her with him.

Yang Sheng picked her up, his forehead was sweating, and he said to the shepherd girl: "It's inappropriate for you to do this, you have caused your mother to be misunderstood! Hurry up and apologize to your mother, and take your mother home!"

"Don't, son, your mother can't afford this woman's apology," Old Madam Yang looked on the verge of death, pointing to Erbao and said, "This young man is very good at abacus, and he just won't give up after all. Qian, me, I can't let him bully me for nothing!"

The old lady got excited, grabbed the eggs in the basket with both hands, and smashed towards Erbao's shop door, signboard and counter, egg yolks everywhere.The people who came to see the excitement were afraid of being hurt, so they all hid far away. Only one family in the shop had nowhere to hide, so they had to close the door for a while.

Hearing Mrs. Yang say that with her here today, no one would want to donate things to this black shop, Cang Gong sighed sincerely: "Good guy, he really lives up to his reputation."

Erbao said: "I regret it. Even if I return the money to the sheep-herding sister today, the old woman will not let it go. She intends to engage in my business."

Zang Gong said: "Yo, Xiao Erbao has become smarter."

Er Bao seemed to be encouraged, and leaned on the crack of the door and shouted: "Sheng Yang! As a man, you can't make your own woman happy and have children with women outside. You are a failure. As a father, You are patriarchal and do not care about your own daughter, you are the scumbag among the losers. I look down on you!"

"Listen! He still has the face to swear!" Mrs. Yang yelled outside, "Everyone give me a witness, I'm going to report to the police!"

Er Bao shrank back silently, sat down facing the Tibetan bow, and muttered, "Okay, I provoked her, she's going to report to the police."

Cang Gong chuckled and rubbed Er Bao's head, "It's okay, my uncle will support you."

Er Bao patted his hand away, "Don't brag. Officers and soldiers will arrest me later, don't panic, I will be back soon."

Zang Gong suppressed a smile, "Oh, good."

Er Bao took a rag and started to clean up the egg liquid, and Zang Gong sat on the recliner with his legs crossed and whistled in a melodious manner, attracting the squirrels and scalpers in the backyard.

The squirrel said, "He is very interested."

The scalper said: "It sounds good. My former host's family held a funeral, and they invited the well-known suona team from all over the world, so they can only catch up with this level. If the Huotou army goes in and trains for two years, it may be It's a pillar."

Er Bao said: "Don't bother him, just treat it as my last carnival before I leave."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Accidentally blew the tune off.

Looking at Erbao's pitiful back, Huotoujun felt a little distressed.But this matter is not as simple as the surface, he has other plans.

He brought a basin of water, and it was rare for him to take the initiative to help, and said, "Taking advantage of the last carnival, can you tell me what happened to the shepherd girl?"

Erbao refused to say anything at first, he was suffocated, and couldn't hold back this cheeky soft-spoken talk, so he started talking slowly.

When he first came to Kunlun, the first person he met was the shepherd girl.A woman herded hundreds of sheep and drove them from one side of the hillside to the other side. It was very hard work in the wind and sun.At that time, Erbao hadn't found a place to live yet, so she was kind-hearted. Seeing that Erbao was hungry, she gave Erbao half of his lunch, and taught Erbao to distinguish which wild fruits were edible and which were poisonous.

According to Erbao's understanding, her natal family also ran a small business and was not poor, but marrying Yang Sheng violated the wishes of the family, and her parents were angry and didn't want to control her anymore.After that, she lived a hard life of herding sheep every day. For a long time, a girl who was quite juicy was spoiled.

Erbao went to see her child when she was sick last year. The little girl is smart and cute. She can speak well at a young age, but she is weak, often has fever and cold, and her legs and feet are prone to cramps.

Er Bao asked her, only to find out that no one took care of her during her pregnancy.Even during confinement, she not only had to take care of herself and the child, but also cooked and washed for Yang Sheng.The only thing her mother-in-law was willing to do for her was to feed her tonic before confinement. I don't know where the tonic was obtained from, and it was said that it was easy to conceive.As a result, not only would she not have a second child, but the sheep-herding sister's hair would not grow out.

Mrs. Yang is really cruel. She doesn't even pick up a firewood when it rains or snows.There is no dry firewood, so the sheep-herding sister has to wash diapers with cold water. In the cold winter months, if she wants a cup of hot water, she has to go to the neighbor's house to borrow it.

Erbao still remembers that time when she came to find her with her child on her back, saying that she always felt the cold wind blowing through her bones.When I asked her what was going on, she cried before she could say a few words.It turned out that it was the root cause of the disease during breastfeeding, and it was difficult to heal even with careful treatment, not to mention that the old lady became impatient when she took some medicine.

That was when Yang Sheng accompanied his mother to the temple to pray for a child. The roof leaked, so she took the child to her mother's house because she was afraid that the child would freeze.As a result, the mother and son were very angry when they came back, and rushed to the door to ask for a child, saying that no matter how poor a family is, it is still a family. When a woman gets married, she has to treat her husband’s family as her family, and it would be embarrassing for them to run to her mother’s house with a child who is a few months old.

It was cold spring, and the mother and son were walking in the rain with the baby in their arms. She was worried about the baby, so she hurriedly chased it out. The cold water soaked the shoes and socks, and it spread all the way to the knees. It hurts so much I want to touch the saw.

Er Bao said: "I originally thought that Yang Sheng just didn't understand others. When the child grows up, he has a sense of responsibility as a father. Maybe he can change. I didn't expect him to find another one outside so soon. I also plan to marry and go home as the second wife."

Zang Gong looked at him warmly, and said: "No wonder you are so angry when I persuade Boss Hui to marry the second wife. It turns out that my little second treasure has a heart-to-heart."

Er Bao thought about it rationally, and said: "I am narrow-minded. Others can marry as many houses as they want. There are no laws and regulations. I have no right to look down on others."

But Zang Gong's eyes widened and he asked: "I don't plan to marry the second wife, do you think I am?"

Erbao looked at him for a while, thinking that Huotoujun really cares about his image, but what's the point if I don't like you, you have to ask your old mother-in-law.So he replied: "It's okay, you have been a bachelor for more than 40 years, so it can be seen that you are not a random person."

With a smile on the corner of Zang Gong's mouth, he said in his heart that I really want to mess around, and I have no one to mess with.He asked again: "Who introduced Yang Sheng to the shepherd girl? Is he blind or is he trying to deceive someone?"

Er Bao said: "No one introduced them, they are in free love."

Zang Gong felt slightly surprised.Free love is love like this?It can be seen how evil love is, like a ghost hitting a wall, once you get stuck, you may not be able to get out.

Er Bao was deeply moved, and said, "Actually, you have to find an honest person to live your life. You can't blindly decide for a lifetime just because you have a good relationship for a while. Some men are used to flattery, but in fact, they are full of bad words, and they are waiting to be sprayed on you after marriage." .”

Cang Gong took a sip of water and almost "sprayed" it out.

What kind of description is this!

There was no reason for him to take a seat, and he thought, am I also this kind of person?Xiao Erbao won't be scolding me, will he?

He said: "Your thinking is a bit narrow-minded. Maybe Yang Sheng was not like this in the first place. He was taught to be bad by his mother. In my opinion, if you marry someone, you have to marry a motherless person. After marriage, you can just marry without a mother-in-law. .”

Erbao said: "Who has no mother, not everyone who jumped out of the rock."

Zang Gong said: "My mother is gone, if you marry me, you won't have a mother-in-law."

Er Bao laughed twice, "Marry you? You're only married if you're insane."

Tibetan bow: "..."

The co-lord of the world was ridiculed. A good man who wanted to look good and capable was faced with the crisis of not being able to find a wife.

After a while, there was another commotion outside, and Mrs. Yang said, "Master Qingtian, let us make the decision. This black shop cheated money and killed me! Look at my daughter-in-law's scalp, she was operated on by this boss." Bad, instead of losing money, they shot me with arrows!"

Erbao heard the movement and knew that he had to go to the Yamen, so he told the squirrel while packing his things: "We are lazy, don't count on him, you remember to feed the chickens and walk the dog on time. I'm going soon, no If there is an accident, you can come back after paying a little money, don't worry too much about it."

Squirrel wiped away his tears, "Okay, I understand."

The scalper said, "Don't forget to bring some local products when you come back."

The squirrel slapped the bull on the head, "You must be traveling abroad!"

Outside, officers and soldiers asked Mrs. Yang, "Where did the arrow shoot you?"

Mrs. Yang said: "It just brushed past my ear, look, my hair is all loose!"

Unexpectedly, the officers and soldiers said: "That means they didn't shoot."

Mrs. Yang hesitated for a moment, "What do you mean, sir, you seem to be quite regretful that you missed me?"

The officers and soldiers said coldly: "Pay attention to your words."

Mrs. Yang didn't dare to say anything, so the officers and soldiers checked the situation with the shepherd girl again. The shepherd girl was silent for a while, and then said, "It's not like that. I got the inflammation because I didn't pay attention to hygiene. It has nothing to do with the little boss."

"It doesn't matter! Officials, don't listen to her nonsense, she is deceived by lard, and she is talking nonsense with her eyes open because of such a hair of unknown origin!"

As Mrs. Yang spoke, she brought her son and a group of uncles to testify. They all stood on the same line as Mrs. Yang, and the officers and soldiers had to ask the onlookers.

After that, Erbao didn't hear anything else, the crowd didn't seem to dare to talk too much, and the scene was surprisingly quiet.

Er Bao hugged two pieces of clothes and went to the window to watch, but saw that the officers and soldiers had started to disperse the crowd, and attributed the incident to an ordinary civil dispute, and unilaterally mediated the evacuation without bringing together the parties involved in the dispute.

Several members of Old Yang's family were kicked out, and Mrs. Yang turned green with anger. As soon as she got angry, she pointed at the officers and soldiers and scolded them for accepting bribes from black shops and not making decisions for the suffering people.

It’s okay if you don’t scold her like that. After the scolding, several knives were pointed at her, and the officers and soldiers said in a bad tone: “What kind of character are you? Didn’t you have points? I asked around just now, and no one spoke for you. What’s the reason? Do you want me to break it? Also, you smashed the eggs on the front of this shop? It’s quite rich, wouldn’t it be good to spend it on your granddaughter?”

Mrs. Yang said: "Why do you care about my family affairs? I reported to the police to ask you to check the black shop! Are you an officer or a soldier? You must be a counterfeit!"

When the officers and soldiers heard this, their tone became a little bit colder, "I emphasize again, pay attention to your words. We will continue to investigate this matter later. If you are the thief shouting and arresting the thief, hum."

Mrs. Yang's family was all silent, and the uncles who were helping to suppress the situation were the first to lose it, and slipped away. Yang Sheng also had to pull his mother to retreat quickly, and he swallowed the loss of being dumb.

The shepherd girl followed behind, and after walking a few steps, she turned her head and waved at Er Bao's window, and left in a hurry before Er Bao returned the gift.

Er Bao was dumbfounded when he saw it in the room, and then he said in surprise: "What's going on, didn't you come to arrest me?"

Zang Gong pinched the back of his neck, and his thumb rubbed the large artery on the side of the neck intentionally or unintentionally. Suppressing a little bit of desire, he replied with a smile: "There are so many of them, it's not enough to catch a little rabbit for you. Someone wants to cook it." Eat, someone wants to bake it, so I might as well let you go so as not to hurt your feelings."

Erbao: There is something wrong with your brain.

The street returned to tranquility, Erbao cautiously opened the door of the shop, and wanted to explain a few words to the officers and soldiers, but the officers and soldiers said: "Little Boss Erbao, right, if you encounter such a thing in the future, you must report it to the police in time, and don't block the traffic." .”

Er Bao faltered: "Then you won't arrest me?"

The officers and soldiers said: "You can drink tea if you want."

Er Bao hurriedly waved his hands, "I don't want to, I don't want to, I won't see you off."

Er Bao thought that the sky had eyes, so he turned around and jumped on Tibetan bow, riding on Tibetan bow's strong waist with his arms around his neck, "I'm so lucky! The officials are so kind! Ahhh Ah, I'm so happy! I like the general so much!"

Cang Gong was also happy, so happy that he squeezed Xiaoyuan's buttocks of the person in his arms, and asked, "You really like me? How do you like me? How much do you like it?"

Erbao said: "I almost caught up with the gray boss and Huang Laosan! Oh, there are also Huahua, Qiu Lengjun, Luanger, Siyaner..."

Tibetan bow: "...Go down, roll around."

The Huotou army was ranked at the end of the queue, and they went out angrily. With a whistle, they called Leopard Banner No. [-] and No. [-].He has a new task for the two of them, which is to follow Mrs. Yang and find out where she has been recently and who she has met.

After No. [-] and No. [-] took orders, they couldn't help but wondered, and asked: "My lord, we can solve that family by ourselves, so why bother to inform the yamen with our badges? Now the people in the yamen know that our fifth army is in Kunlun. Undercover."

Cang Gong said: "If you know it, you will know it. You can be a little bit more cautious in the future. If you want to fight at the door of my shop, it will be tiring, and it will affect the reputation of my shop. No one will dare to give money after the trouble. gone."

The two secretly lamented that their lord had far-sightedness and foresight, and that even when he accomplished great things, he was too small.Just about to leave, but the lord said again: "Wait, there is one more thing."

The two of them listened, only to see the lord's face was solemn, "What do you think of me?"

Leopard Banner No. [-] was stunned for a moment, and immediately responded: "My lord, what's the matter?"

Leopard Banner No. [-] seemed to understand something, coughed lightly, and replied: "The lord is wise, martial, and suave, the pride of heaven and the dragon and phoenix among people are not enough to describe it. Who among these six tribes can be worthy of it?" My Lord, my subordinates feel that it is hard to find in a thousand years, and it is hard to find in ten thousand years."

"Well, it makes sense." The proud son of heaven was rather complacent, "Then if I marry a folk daughter-in-law, will I be taken advantage of?"

Leopard Banner No. [-] said: "That's for sure, the Queen Mother is taking advantage of God if she wants to marry the Lord."

Leopard Flag No. [-] thumped him again, "I don't think it's a matter of taking advantage or not. The most important thing is that the lord likes it. It's hard to buy a good heart."

"Well said. Hold three, there is a future!" The proud son of heaven, who is hard to find in a thousand years, is very satisfied with this answer. He touched his sharp chin, and he didn't know where he was thinking, and his brows were beaming with joy .

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