Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

In the next few days, Erbao's business was bleak.Even though everyone knew that Mrs. Yang was a mess, the story of the shepherd girl's scalp inflammation was still widely spread, and no one could guarantee that Er Bao was not responsible.

Er Bao was bored, so he pulled out his little tail to play with the rabbit.The part where the small tail connects to the caudal vertebra is embedded with a round bone, which can be used to spin a top, and the lop ears seem to like it very much.

Tibetan bow asked: "Now it won't bleed when you pull it out?"

Er Bao said: "Well, you have lost your chance."

Cang Gong's face was full of "My cecum is so regretful, if you don't believe me, you can cut it open for inspection", and then replied with sincerity: "Next time, remember to remind me if there is such an opportunity again."

Er Bao said, "Did you know that humans also have tails?"

Tibetan bow said: "I have never heard of it."

Erbao said: "It's because people don't know that I have it. I touched my own tail when I was still in the eggshell. It was a very small one, and it fell off later."

The Tibetan bow froze slightly.According to common sense, it is impossible for people to remember things during the fetus and infancy, but Erbao remembers that he has a tail?

He wasn't sure whether Er Bao still had any impression of the alien monster's annihilation of the clan, or whether he had any impression of the heads of the six countries who sent him to Shenji, so he tentatively said: "I'm afraid it was a dream. The case of the shell is still in doubt."

Er Bao groaned, shook his head regretfully, and sighed with regret: "General, you are really buried as a fire leader, and you should go out to learn more. The outside world is huge, and some people just remember things early, and you haven't seen them before." Doesn't mean there isn't."

Tibetan bow: "..."

The outside world is the distance from Kunlun Shenji to Kunlun Street?

The co-lord of the world followed suit, "No, the outside world is too big, and the people are so scary. I can't handle my clumsy tongue, and I have to survive on the soft food of the little boss. The little boss is so smart, and I can't bear it under the egg." Do you remember anything else from inside the shell?"

Er Bao waved his hand modestly, "Actually, I'm not very smart, I only have this little impression. Oh, I still remember a little boy touched my eggshell, it might be the first time I opened my eyes, The light was too harsh, and only a vague shadow could be seen."

Cang Gong felt relieved.Xiao Erbao didn't remember.

But he couldn't help feeling sorry.If Xiao Erbao could have opened his eyes earlier, he might be able to recognize him now.

That's all, recognize it, and immediately turn your face into an enemy.

Then Huotoujun became unprincipled again, and said with a smile: "The tail is a small one, and that one is also a small one. Are you sure it's not that one you touched?"

The carrot in Er Bao's mouth fell to the ground, and he slapped the table, "You're a hooligan!"

"Who's playing hooligans?" The cattle were full of fodder, and they came pacing from the backyard with the squirrels on their backs. Even hiccups had a strange smell.

The squirrel was so choked that he couldn't help it, and said, "Gou Erbao, the grass fodder I bought this time didn't use pesticides, right? Huahua has no milk."

Er Bao said: "Don't worry, this time it's pure natural, zero-pollution wheatgrass, and even the fertilizer is homemade farm soil fertilizer. I just applied it yesterday and bought it today. It's fresh."

The scalper was stunned for a moment, "What is soil fertilizer?"

Tibetan Gong said, "It's just dung."

cattle:"!!!"

Gou Erbao, I am an old cow, I will not die with peace in my eyes.

Er Bao accused the Huotou Army of playing hooligans to the two brothers, and briefly repeated the conversation just now.The Huotoujun refused to admit it, saying that "that" refers to the finger, how do you understand it?Erbao was so angry that he hugged Luoper and Carrot and nestled into the rocking chair.

The squirrel said: "I don't believe you touched your own tail either. The Hui people don't have tails. Among the six tribes, only a few tribes of the Shuiqi tribe have them. Oh, and the alien tribe also has them."

Er Bao said: "Then I am not a wise man, but a water dweller."

The squirrel said: "Aquatic people are naturally good at water, and there is no landlubber."

"Didn't you want to see the house? I'm free recently. Do you want to go?" Huotou Jun suddenly changed the subject, which seemed a bit deliberate.

Fortunately, Er Bao didn't turn his head so quickly, and didn't take this awkward feeling seriously, and replied: "I had saved enough money at first, but now the business is so bad, I'm worried that after buying a house, even eating will become a problem. "

But the Huotoujun said: "It doesn't matter, I have a hunch that this hurdle will pass soon."

The two went to the Pine and Cypress Garden. It happened that the homeowner was taking the workers to clean up the roots of the tree. When they saw Erbao coming, they greeted Erbao enthusiastically and invited Erbao to check their results.

Er Bao asked, "Boss Wang, did you sell the house to someone else?"

Boss Wang said: "Where can it be? I'm waiting for you to sign the deed."

Boss Wang is an honest person, and he has explained everything to Erbao before. This house is the former site of the Yamen, and many big cases have been handled in it. Most people dare not buy it, because they are all for the purpose of building new houses for their children and grandchildren. taboo.Erbao is also sincere, saying that he bought it to be an organ bank, and he is not afraid of blood since it is bloody.The buyer and the seller hit it off immediately, and it was settled after paying 20 taels of silver.

Boss Wang said, "I'll finish the project in three to five days. How about we make an appointment and sign early to save worry?"

Er Bao said: "Okay, I will go to the bank to get the money as soon as possible, and when your place is cleaned up, send someone to send me a message."

On the way back, Zang Gong asked, "Is he also surnamed Wang?"

Erbao said: "That's right, the owner of Wangji Pharmacy is a cousin of the same family. But he is very good, you are two better than his cousin."

Tibetan bow: "..."

I can only be considered "very good" if I have two strong ones?

Cang Gong couldn't estimate what kind of image he was in Er Bao's heart, and he was depressed all the way.When he arrived at the market entrance, he saw Leopard Flag No. [-] squatting by the side of the street with a bowl of soup and milky desserts, chewing and chewing. He knew it, and found a reason to leave for a while.

Still on the small hillside before, Zang Gong asked Leopard Qi No. [-] what happened.Baoqi No. [-] said that Mrs. Yang was even more thief than the enemy's spies, and even took advantage of the lunch break to sprinkle medicinal powder on her daughter-in-law's head, and her daughter-in-law's scalp was about to fester.

Seeing that he was still eating with gusto, Zang Gong asked: "Then don't you feel sick?"

Leopard Flag No. [-] wrinkled the bridge of his nose, "It's disgusting, it's so fucking disgusting." After saying that, he took another big breath.

Zang Gong guessed right, the shepherd girl's scalp was the fault of Mrs. Yang.He didn't give up after being driven back by the officers and soldiers. Not only did he want to cheat Erbao of the operation fee and compensation, but he also wanted to take this opportunity to scratch away the shepherd girl's thorn, so that the new daughter-in-law with the ball could be brought into the house.

Zang Gong asked again: "Did you find out where you bought the medicine powder?"

Baoqi No. [-] said, "It's Wangji Pharmacy. Wangji was very cautious, and met the old woman outside. The old woman's daughter-in-law also went to Wangji to buy anti-inflammatory and antipruritic medicines, but she couldn't take them well. Treating and dyeing at the same time, it is different from putting out fire with kerosene."

Cang Gong was thoughtful, and said in a deep voice: "You go to Wangji Pharmacy, and then to Yang's at night, so..."

In the evening, Erbao closed early, and went to walk the dog on the hillside while it was still dark.The dog seemed to smell the smell of other animals, and dragged his undignified master all the way to the other side of the hillside.

Erbao stood still panting, only to find that there was a large herd of goats here, and the goat herder was an old acquaintance shepherd girl with her little girl.

Er Bao waved at her, "Miss Sheep Sheep!"

The shepherd girl had a light green cloth scarf tied on her head, and she was very happy to see Er Bao, but soon became embarrassed again, and the shame on her face could not be concealed with a smile.

Erbao said: "I don't blame you for what happened before, don't worry about it anymore. Is your scalp better?"

The shepherd girl said, "I'm embarrassed to go to your place again, for fear of causing you trouble. I've been taking Wangji's medicine recently, but it hasn't improved."

Er Bao said, "Show me."

The shepherd girl was a little hesitant, but her little girl was clever, she pulled the green cloth towel off with a small hand, and said in a childlike voice: "Brother Erbao, look, mother's scalp is red, Yingying is so distressed. "

Er Bao was shocked when he saw it, his scalp was full of rotten spots, and if he didn't treat it, the newly planted hair might not be able to last for a few days.

He asked, "What medicine are you taking?"

The shepherd girl said: "Several kinds of medicinal materials are formulated, such as flavescens, cnidium, menthol and so on. I don't know what's going on. I feel better after taking the medicine every morning, but it will come back after noon. Itching. Now I don’t even dare to wash my hair, because I’m afraid it will be worse if it gets wet.”

The medicines formulated by Wang Ji do have the effect of reducing inflammation and relieving itching, and it stands to reason that they should not be repeated repeatedly.Er Bao didn't dare to say what the reason was, so he said, "Well, you wait for me here for a while, and I'll go back and get you the 'energy bomb', just eat it."

But the shepherd girl stopped him, "You don't need to make a special trip, Brother Erbao, thank you. I...I will move back to my natal family tomorrow. My natal uncle also has medical skills. Let's take care of it for a few days. See you again."

Erbao knew that she didn't like to bother others, so she didn't force her, so she just asked her what she meant by moving back to her mother's house.The shepherd girl smiled wryly. Her little girl took the lead and raised her face and said, "My father is going to marry a new wife tomorrow. I saw a lot of red silk in grandma's room."

Erbao's expression froze, and the shepherd girl sighed, "I guess he's already written the letter of divorce, but he'll mention it to me tonight, and if I don't agree, he'll take it out..."

In the afterglow of the setting sun, the eyes of the shepherd girl were as red as the sunset.This scene seemed to be imprinted in Erbao's pupils, until he got home and fell asleep at night, and it seemed that he could still see the picture of their mother and daughter snuggling together.

In the evening of the next day, Er Bao went to the bank to withdraw 300 taels of silver. When he came back, he heard that the new daughter-in-law of the Yang family had entered the house.

Someone at the banquet asked Mrs. Yang why she didn't see her eldest daughter-in-law. To save face, Mrs. Yang said that she was kicked out by herself, and she was afraid of passing on the dirty scalp disease to the new couple.

Erbao held the money, and returned home, heaped it all on the table, opened his mouth and wailed loudly: "Why! Good people get no rewards, bad people hold happy events, go to his grandparents!"

Zang Gong was reading "The Legend of Kings" at first, and he was very interested in the unofficial history of a king who loved his male concubine thousands of years ago. Seeing that Erbao was in mourning as soon as he came back, he quickly put it down and came over and asked: "Who is messing with my little boss again?" gone?"

Erbao said, "Mrs. Yang has married a new daughter-in-law."

Zang Gong said: "Isn't that what you want? The shepherd girl has returned to her mother's house, and no one will bully her anymore."

Er Bao said: "But I just can't get angry! Those who know the cause and effect will say that she is sloppy, and those who don't know are guessing what kind of dirty disease the sheep-herding sister has. Why should she say that? She eats big dung in her mouth." La?!"

Cang Gong was both distressed and funny, and touched the round head of his little fool, "Don't cry, the old lady won't be happy for a few days."

Er Bao water bear stamped his feet, "Who said, she can be happy for a long time, the new daughter-in-law is about to give birth, she can be said to be a double happiness! Ahhh, I'm going to die of anger!"

The little fool was so angry that he kicked his legs, Huo Toujun couldn't come up with anything after much deliberation, so he could only use the way the child likes to coax the child.

"The bed is for you to sleep tonight, can I make a bunk on the floor?"

Er Bao twitched, "Really?"

"I lied to you as a puppy."

Er Bao hurriedly wiped away her tears, "Success!"

"...Does your teardrop string have some mechanism?"

Erbao ignored him and ran to make the bed.

This night Erbao didn't sleep well, he always felt like a thick rope was strangling him, and it was not easy to turn over.Who else's stove was not sealed, and the scorching heat roasted his neck, and finally he was sweating finely, and the quilt was kicked out.

But when he woke up in the morning, the quilt was well covered around his waist, only the neckline was a little looser, and the Huotoujun was laying on the floor safely, everything seemed to be his illusion.

He went to work in a daze, but when he walked to the door of the blacksmith, he saw Mrs. Yang coming to scold the street again.

Cang Gong hugged him lightly, "Don't panic, I didn't scold you."

He listened carefully, and sure enough, he was scolding Wang Ji.

Er Bao asked: "What's the matter, Wang Ji also provoked her?"

The blacksmith came out and said to Erbao: "It's not that Wang Ji provoked her, it's because she is a wicked person who gets her reward, and she also has red spots on her head. She is here to ask Wang Ji to pay for it."

Er Bao was surprised, "It doesn't make sense. Inflammation is not contagious. What's more, Wang Ji only provided anti-inflammatory and anti-itch medicine. What's the point of settlement?"

The blacksmith pouted over there, "Go and listen and you'll know."

"Where is Mrs. Yang's free time? Didn't your new daughter-in-law celebrate her birthday last night? If you don't go home to pick up your grandson, why are you arguing here?"

When he got close, Er Bao just heard this sentence, subconsciously grasped the hand of the bow, and squeezed it tightly with all his strength--I was really going to die of anger, the old woman got Sun Zai as she wished!

Huotoujun was offended by him, not only didn't realize he was offended, but also moved closer to Xiao Erbao, thinking to come and come, it would be better to use more force, touch hard, and feel stable.

Huotoujun then deliberately responded to people: "Damn it, Mrs. Yang has a grandson."

The stimulated Erbao: I pinch...

The Huotoujun continued their efforts: "Damn it, Mrs. Yang has double happiness, and her life is complete."

The second treasure who was more stimulated: I pinch, pinch, pinch...

The Huotoujun who was pinched and bared his teeth: This relationship is stable.

Mrs. Yang has a grandson and naturally has the confidence to look at people with her nostrils, but this does not alleviate her hatred of Wang Ji at all, saying that the anti-inflammatory drugs Wang Ji sold her are fake, and the more she uses them, the worse they get.

Wang Ji was annoyed by her scolding, so he retorted: "Your daughter-in-law came to buy medicine, when did you buy it? It's useless, so you come to slander me!"

Mrs. Yang said: "Why am I useless? My daughter-in-law's scalp is rotten after using it. Isn't there something wrong with your medicine? Let me tell you, you have to pay for it today, including my daughter-in-law's share, otherwise, I'm not being rude to you!"

Everyone laughed and asked Mrs. Yang why she was so rude. Mrs. Yang seemed to be holding something. Although she didn't answer, she looked like "the biggest old lady in the world" with her hips on her hips.Wang Ji rolled his eyes when he saw her triumphant demeanor, and he didn't want to put on airs when he wanted to go back, and aroused the suspicion of others when he went back and forth.

Someone said: "Mrs. Yang, didn't you say that your daughter-in-law's scalp is dirty? Why didn't you pass it on to your son, but passed it on to you first? You won't go to the little boss Erbao this time. Why? Picked Boss Wang?"

Mrs. Yang said: "You have a lot of problems. Can you help me solve them? My daughter-in-law has undergone a hair-planting operation, and the woman who donated her hair has a heart disease. I wait at home with tea soup and medicine. Isn't it normal to be infected?"

Er Bao heard the words and immediately said loudly: "Who are you saying has a dirty disease? All donations to my place have passed medical examinations. Don't slander good people!"

Mrs. Yang glanced at him, and snorted out of her nasal cavity: "Who knows who is sick."

The onlookers said: "Mrs. Yang, you are being a little unreasonable. It is normal that the medicine is not right for the disease. If it can't be cured, just change the medicine."

"We've all heard that since your grandson was born, your new daughter-in-law has never been hugged by you. You must be angry with Boss Wang."

"Isn't it? Since your daughter-in-law didn't work well after taking the medicine, you should go to the doctor's office after you get infected. There's no reason to continue taking the medicine."

Mrs. Yang said: "What do you know? It's his surname Wang who is to blame for this matter! I won't talk about it now, but I have to pay anyway. Boss Wang can figure it out!"

Zang Gong also added fuel to the fire at the right time, and said: "You old man is already old, why do you still eat both ends? After extorting my family, you come to Wang Ji again, and you have to control your family for half a year when you co-author a surgery? Wang The boss just listens to everyone, and the money cannot be compensated."

Mrs. Yang was in a hurry, pointing to the Tibetan bow and said: "Don't meddle in it, I'll leave the talk here today, and I will see the official if I don't pay any money, and ask the official to judge me. I am alone and have no pressure. Boss Wang wants to rely on this shop to support his family, how dare he?"

"Boss Wang, go with her. You are not afraid of crooked shoes. The officials can make decisions for you."

"That's right, she's too blatantly touching porcelain."

"You can't get used to this crooked trend!"

The crowd of onlookers started talking and inciting, Er Bao took the opportunity to pull the Tibetan bow back, and asked quietly: "Why are you talking for Wang Ji? Isn't it good to tell them dogs to eat dogs?"

Cang Gong laughed, pinched Er Bao's cute little nose, and whispered, "What's the point of barking? If you want to bite, you have to tear the flesh and bite."

Second treasure understands.

But what exactly counts as tearing apart the flesh?

Could it be that the Huotou army gave old lady Yang medicine to make her get sick and bite Wang Ji?

Ah, "Energy Bomb" has another chance to be exposed!

Unable to explain, Er Bao ran back to the shop, grabbed a few pills, and waited for this opportunity to be exposed.

However, Huotoujun pushed everyone away and went to the front row, and asked, "Boss Wang, tell me, how much money does Mrs. Yang claim from you?"

Boss Wang frowned, and replied, "50 taels."

Ho! 50 taels!The lion opened his mouth wide!Everyone was shocked, this amount is indeed enough for a family of four to spend for half a year.

Everyone thought that Boss Wang would not give this money, but Boss Wang creaked his molars and said, "Okay, I will pay you back, but after paying the money, you will be cleared. The evidence is proof!"

Mrs. Yang agreed, and waited for him to pay with a smile on her face, but she heard a voice from behind the crowd: "50 taels is not enough, just to send the beggars."

Mrs. Yang asked, "Who is talking?"

A person squeezed in from behind, Er Bao didn't know him, but Zang Gong knew him, it was Leopard Banner No. [-] who was instructed by him.

Baoqi No. [-] said: "A relative in my family had a child who was ill before. The medicine seller was not good at academics and recommended it to him wrongly. As a result, the child was covered with red rashes after eating it. The doctor said that it looked fine, but actually hurt. Inner organs, if you go half an hour later, the child will die. Guess how much the drug seller lost in the end?"

Old Madam Yang's eyes widened, "How much?"

Leopard Banner No. 1000 said: "[-] taels!"

There was an uproar, and the crowd was full of gasps.

Zang Gong deliberately played against the tune: "Mrs. Yang just has an inflammation of the scalp, and the compensation of 50 taels is too much."

Mrs. Yang seemed to be inspired, and retorted: "This is just the current symptom. Who knows what it will look like in a few days. Besides, because of this, I can't hold my grandson anymore. If the infection spreads to my grandson, the surname Wang's 1000 taels is not enough!"

Boss Wang Ji had already taken out the purse, and stuffed it back after hearing this, and said, "Do you still want to sit on the ground and raise the price?"

Mrs. Yang said: "It's not about setting the price on the ground, but taking the amount I should get. You have harmed two people, and my daughter-in-law's share has to be counted. Let's pay 500 taels."

"You are poor and crazy, 500 taels is enough to buy two lives of your old lady, what are you daydreaming about!" Wang Ji's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he simply covered his purse tightly, opened the curtain and went into the house.

Mrs. Yang was slapped in the face by him, and she couldn't help thinking of the bad thing about being slapped in the face by her new daughter-in-law last night.Even though he was her own grandson, she couldn't even hug her, and was kicked out of the delivery room.Her son just said a few words for her, and the crazy woman cried and cried, and her son's face was covered with blood. She felt sorry for her son, so she had to hide to save her life.

Thinking of this, I couldn't be more angry, and because Baoqi No. [-] kept pushing me from the side, Mrs. Yang shouted at the gate of Wangji: "Wang's surname! I'll count to ten. If you don't come out to solve the problem, I will kill you!" Expose all the nasty things you have done!"

The door curtain was swished aside, and Wang Ji said angrily: "Old woman! You should think about it for me, once some words are spoken, they can't be taken back!"

Mrs. Yang said, "What's the matter, are you afraid?"

Wang Ji said: "I'm afraid of you? Don't you know how to flatter an old woman, 50 taels are all rewards for you. If you are determined to be foolish, you won't be able to pick it off yourself!"

Mrs. Yang seemed really timid, her lips moved and she didn't make a sound.At this time, Zang Gong winked at Leopard Banner No. 60, and Leopard Banner No. 60 said: "Who are you scaring? The old man must be over [-] years old. Our current law stipulates that no one will be held accountable if he is [-] years old or older. If there is a big mistake, just preach a few words, let alone it is not wrong."

When Mrs. Yang heard this, she realized that what she did was ordered by Wang Ji. At best, she was old and ignorant and was taken advantage of by others, so it was not a crime.

The old lady had something to rely on, so she said proudly: "Wang, you forced me to do this! Listen carefully, everyone, the reason why my daughter-in-law has scalp inflammation is because Wang gave me a sum of money. Tell me to sprinkle a pack of medicinal powder on her scalp, it has nothing to do with the operation! This man, this man is a black heart, he wants to bring down the whole grocery store, so he gave our mother Take advantage of it!"

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