Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Er Bao was waiting outside the yamen, originally in a good mood, but suddenly became anxious for some reason.Thinking that there are only squirrels and cattle watching in the shop, what if a customer comes to consult?

Also, are there any dogs barking nearby?

Erbao looked around, but no, a big gray wolfhound came running from a distance.

"Qiu Lengjun!" Er Bao exclaimed, and picked up the rope on the ground the moment Qiu Lengjun passed by, and was dragged far away by this guy weighing more than 70 kilograms.

The guard happened to bump into this scene after reporting, and quickly helped pull the rope, asking, "Whose dog?"

Er Bao said: "My family, broke free from the rope and ran out!"

The guard said: "This is not acceptable, what if you attack others?"

Erbao remained silent.

Qiu Lengjun has always been steady, he has never attacked others, but he has never been as reckless as today, so he has no idea.

Er Bao asked the guards to give him a ride, he wanted to keep the dog in the shop temporarily.Coincidentally, the guard had just received an order to beat gongs and drums all the way to inform Er Bao of his contribution to the ice cave, so he readily agreed.

The sound of the gong resounded, attracting many people to go out to watch.Er Bao really wanted to wave to everyone, but Qiu Lengjun couldn't stand the stimulation of the gong, and when he heard a tremor, he had to be distracted to control the traction rope.

When he got close to his own shop, Erbao discovered another problem—everyone looked at him as if something was wrong, congratulating him on the surface, but pointing behind his back.

Looking on tiptoe again, the three floors inside and outside the door of the shop are full of people, more lively than going to a temple fair.

Erbao took the shortest leash, stroked Gouzi's bloated back hair, and said doubtfully, "What's going on, are you all so well-informed?"

The guard shook his head: "It shouldn't be."

At this time, Er Bao saw the patrolling soldiers in the crowd, and was shocked instantly, "Oh no, they are going to knock on my door, stop it!"

"Is this your shop?" The guard immediately knocked on the gong to stop it, "Brothers, don't do anything, just speak up if you have something to say!"

The patrolman stopped and stared at the guard and Erbao.

I don't know who asked the question first, so the guard and the blacksmith answered together, talking about Erbao's credit and Erbao's guilt at the same time.

Erbao was even more confused, "When did I steal the official cellar?"

The blacksmith said: "Everyone saw it yesterday, you brought back a whole truckload of ice!"

Er Bao defended, but the blacksmith insisted that he couldn't get down the ice cave, because the monster under the Wuzi cliff had existed for more than a year, and no one had heard from anyone who went there before, so why was he special?If you want everyone to believe it, unless he leads everyone to go again.

There was no need for Er Bao to refute, the guard spoke first: "Who are you? Since you know the danger over there, why do you want all the big guys to follow this trip? It's a fluke that the little boss can come back, and no one else is allowed to go!"

The blacksmith said: "Then the matter of him stealing the official cellar will be over?"

The guard asked back, "Did you see it with your own eyes?"

The blacksmith said, "It's as good as seeing it without seeing it with my own eyes. Where else can he get a cart of ice besides the official cellar?"

These words were taught to him by Wang Ji's boss, and he dared to be so arrogant because he thought it made sense.Who knows that the guards didn't buy his account, but reprimanded him: "How courageous! Is there any ice storage in the official cellar? You know better than the yamen? The little boss said that there is an ice cave under the Wuzi cliff, and the yamen will be closed soon." I will send someone to investigate, and it will not be too late for you to yell after the investigation is found to be untrue."

As a result, the patrolling soldiers were extra careful, checked with the guards and Erbao several times, and finally asked the blacksmith again and again whether he had made a false accusation.

The blacksmith started to beat his heart, and turned to look at Boss Wang Ji, but Boss Wang Ji looked away at this moment, as if he didn't see him at all.

The blacksmith secretly scolded the surname Wang for being unjust, and pretending to be dead when he shouldn't.He had no choice but to refuse to admit it, and said that the second treasure was maliciously storing ice, and wanted to wait until summer when the reserves in the official cellar were insufficient to take it out and sell it at a high price.

The two treasures were all laughed at by him. He wanted to explain but felt it was unnecessary. In addition, Qiu Lengjun was struggling all the time, so he waved his hand and said: "The Qing is self-clearing. The officials should go back to the yamen to check whether there is any official cellar." Be stolen!"

The blacksmith said: "No! If you want to go back, you must be escorted back first. Who knows if you will take the opportunity to run away."

Erbao said, "Why am I running? My shop is still here."

The blacksmith stopped the conversation and shouted loudly: "Damn! What's so weird about your shop? The door is locked from the inside when you're not there? Everyone knows that there are no other men in your house!"

After he yelled, the patrol soldiers also remembered this incident, and looked at Erbao back to the original questioning.Erbao was really powerless to say more, so he simply invited them into the store to sit around and check whatever they wanted.

A handful of iron plates were pressed under the potted plants by the door, Er Bao pulled out the iron plates, inserted them into the crack of the door and hooked the latch.

The door latch moved to one side little by little, making a clanging sound, like a drumbeat on a battlefield, firmly grabbing everyone's attention.

The patrols did not relax, and the guards also became inexplicably nervous.The blacksmith was afraid that there would be no problem in the shop, so he fixed his eyes on Er Bao's movements.Even Erbao's dog Qiu Lengjun opened his paws, anxiously waiting for the moment the door opened.

Er Bao thought to himself, what are you expecting?

However, the moment he pushed open a crack in the door, what he saw almost broke his heart with fright.

With a bang, Erbao slammed the door shut again.

"Hahahaha, it's really nothing to look at." Erbao let out a part of the dog leash quietly, scratching his head, "Or go back to the Yamen to check the official cellar first, after all, searching the store without any grounds will affect my reputation .”

The blacksmith stood up and said, "There must be something tricky in your shop!"

Er Bao blushed, "No!"

Blacksmith: "Yes!!"

Erbao: "Wow!!"

Look, this little boss is so angry that he is like a dog biting a person.

There are many merchants in the crowd who have accepted Erbao's free ice, but no one will speak for him at this juncture, and it is already very good if they don't make trouble.As for who was the one at the back of the crowd who took the opportunity to make a fuss, Er Bao didn't even need to look at it, and it wasn't rare to argue.

The patrolman was impatient and asked Erbao to open the door immediately. Erbao asked the guard who came with him for help, but the guard couldn't take sides with him and persuaded him to get out of the way.

But how can he let it go?

The guy at the end of the room who should have been lying dead was sitting on the table in the middle of the room, playing with the scalpel he used to open him.

Seeing this, the blacksmith was even more convinced that Erbao had a guilty conscience, and urged everyone: "There is a problem with his shop, and there are stolen goods. Let's help rush in and catch him!"

Er Bao pulled Qiu Lengjun to block the door, "Blacksmith! I have no grievances with you, why did you frame me!"

The blacksmith said: "If it's a false accusation, you'll know if you check it!"

The guards seemed to be wavering too, after all, Er Bao's behavior was not normal.He said: "Little boss, since we have come, let's check it out, and if there is no problem, I can give you a proof."

Er Bao muttered: "I..."

Erbao realized that this was a dead end.Under the silver, you can still use the official code to identify it, but it is meaningless to code on the ice.Unless the patrolmen withdrew to check whether the Guanjiao had been stolen, he would not be able to prove his innocence.

The blacksmith did this purely as an opportunity to vent, and he was naturally happy to find out the problem. Even if he couldn't find out, the reputation of the whole grocery store had already been damaged, and it was in his interest anyway.

After thinking about it for a while, Er Bao didn't refute at all, "Okay! You said I stole the official cellar, and I confessed wrongly! But as soon as my ice was shipped back, I distributed it to you. This is obvious to all. I am the mastermind. You It's an accessory!"

The blacksmith suddenly laughed, "Am I an accomplice? If I were an accomplice, would I still report you? You can really break things!"

Er Bao said, "Do you dare to deny that you took my ice?"

The blacksmith said: "I only took a small box from you, which was given to me by you! Besides, none of the neighbors present got a share. Could it be that everyone is an accomplice?"

Erbao said, "Bah! You're the only one who took away my whole box, and now you want to accuse everyone?"

The blacksmith was in a hurry, looked left and right, no one spoke up, and cursed angrily: "You are blind or deaf, tell yourself whether you have taken his ice, don't be a grandson!"

However, no one wanted to wade into this muddy water. They all shook their heads in denial when they looked at each other.

The patrolman said, "Blacksmith, what's going on?"

The blacksmith jumped over the wall anxiously, "If they didn't take it, I wouldn't take it either! Is there any evidence to prove that I took it?"

Erbao said: "What evidence do you have to prove that I stole it? I said that the officials should go back to investigate the official cellar first. If you insist on taking me away together, that's fine. Then you, the accomplice, must also be taken away, or you will run away." what to do!"

The hat that the blacksmith had given to Erbao was turned back, his head was smoking with anger, and he pointed at Erbao and kept cursing when he couldn't explain.

Erbao said: "It's useless to scold me. Now if you can prove that you didn't take a box of ice from me, I will immediately prove that the ice is not from the official cellar. False accusation only needs one mouth, but you are putting me to death, brother blacksmith!"

Seeing that the blacksmith had backtracked, the patrol soldiers already had an opinion, and forced the blacksmith to tell the truth, and the onlookers also accused the blacksmith one after another.The blacksmith wanted to slip away, but someone pushed him from behind and bumped straight at Erbao.

Just when there was only a palm's width away from Erbao's nose, the blacksmith howled, his loud voice like slaughtering a sheep shook people's ears.

Taking a closer look, it turned out that Er Bao's dog had bitten his wrist.

Qiu Lengjun's eyes were sharp, and he refused to relax. The patrol soldiers immediately drew their weapons to deal with the wounding dog.Erbao was in a hurry, and ordered Qiu Lengjun to let go, and protect it behind his back.

Now Erbao was at a loss, the blacksmith's wrist was already bitten and bleeding.

The blacksmith took the opportunity to sell miserably, "My hand hurts so much! You don't care, the owner of the grocery store let the dog bite people!"

The patrolling soldiers were also a little helpless, and said to Er Bao: "If a dog commits a crime, it will be detained according to the law. The little boss should go with us. If there is really a grievance, it's better to explain it to the adults at the Yamen!"

Er Bao said anxiously: "What if I can cure him?"

Someone spoke for Er Bao: "Let the little boss try it. If it can be cured, it will be the best of both worlds!"

A group of people echoed: "Yes, yes, if the blacksmith hadn't jumped on him first, the little boss' dog wouldn't have bitten him. Can a dog be a good dog if it doesn't protect its owner?"

The guard turned to Erbao intentionally and said, "Then do it this way. If the little boss can cure the blacksmith, it will be as if this incident never happened. Blacksmith, can you take a step back?"

The blacksmith was not very happy. After all, he was the one who was bitten, and the pain was so painful.But at the moment of public opinion, he can't be too against the trend, otherwise he will appear to be aggressive and unreasonable.

The blacksmith nodded, and Er Bao knew that the matter could be settled.

His "energy bomb" can cure all diseases, and two or three dog teeth marks are nothing.

Erbao heaved a sigh of relief, but he touched his pocket, too bad, he didn't bring "energy bombs" with him when he went out!

Going around and going around, and finally have to open the door?This is not a waste of work!

In just a short moment, many questions popped up in Er Bao's mind.

What will the scammer do after opening the door?What if the secret of his ability to bring the dead back to life was revealed?

Furthermore, when reporting to the authorities, it was clearly stated that the body was picked up, but now it has become a living person, how can I explain that I did not lie?If the officials don't believe it, wouldn't it be more difficult to explain the theft of the official cellar?

Er Bao took a long time to look into the crack of the door, just in time to see that the guy who cheated the corpse was also staring at the crack of the door, listening to the movement outside with great interest.

He rested his elbows on the top of Huang Laosan's head, and a small knife spun like a top at his fingertips, just like a practitioner.

The most important thing is the attitudes of Huang Laosan and Hui Boss, they are so cowardly in front of men?

Er Bao put his hand on the door knocker, experiencing a struggle in his heart.

To open or not to open?

As soon as their eyes met, Er Baoteng was forced back by the man's extremely aggressive gaze.

Can not open.Er Bao thought to himself.

"What's going on, what's the delay?" The patrolman couldn't wait.

The guard also urged: "Little boss, hurry up, the brothers will continue to patrol."

Er Bao faltered: "I... this..."