Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

After thinking twice, Erbao still returned.

He walked down the steps with a frustrated face, "I'm sorry, I can't do it. As long as this door is opened today, no matter whether I have stolen the official cellar or not, I will be suspected of stealing the official cellar, and I will not be able to do business in the future."

The patrolman said, "Well, just follow us."

Erbao said again: "Listen to me first! My dog's loyal guardian bit someone, it's not his fault, it's my fault, I take full responsibility. Although the blacksmith elder brother framed me for a felony, I can't just let him get hurt. Now there is no other way but to exchange injuries for injuries."

Everyone has never heard of the saying of exchanging injuries for injuries, which happens to be convenient for Erbao to make nonsense.

He explained: "Literally speaking, using your own injury for the recovery of the injured. This is a big taboo for doctors, because success or failure depends entirely on God's will. I hope God can see my sincere heart."

As Er Bao spoke, he pulled out the weapons of the patrolling soldiers.

The patrolling guards were on alert immediately, and they were about to grab Erbao, but fortunately the guards stopped them and said to Erbao: "Little boss, don't do stupid things, put down your weapons."

Er Bao smiled and slit his wrist without hesitation.

Blood flowed down drop by drop, and everyone exclaimed.

"It's too impulsive, little boss, this method sounds like a trick used by charlatans, how dare you try it!"

"Oh my god, why am I a little dizzy looking at it? The blacksmith was just bitten, so it's not like this!"

"If a penny kills a hero, the little boss can't do anything about it."

……

The onlookers began to sympathize with Erbao, and Erbao's plan was considered half successful.

He said: "Everyone, don't worry. If Erbao lost too much blood and died on the spot today, I will steal it as an official cellar and make atonement."

An elderly man said: "Even if you want to change it, you don't have to scratch it so deeply. It hurts to look at it. My child, listen to everyone's advice, and wrap it up quickly."

Er Bao shook his head, "There is something particular about exchanging injuries for injuries. The injured must be more seriously injured than the injured. Also, this method was created by our medical ancestors, and only people from a medical family can use it. Don't try."

In the end, Er Bao added a key sentence: "Brother blacksmith, my dog ​​bit you, I'm so sorry!"

Before the blacksmith could react, Er Bao pulled him to him and covered his wound with his own wrist.

Warm blood crawled onto the rough skin, and the blacksmith's eyes widened, not understanding what Erbao's intention was.

Of course Erbao has his own intentions.

This trick is called Ming Xiu's bitter trick, secretly saving life-saving blood.

Others didn't know that Erbao's blood could heal wounds quickly. When Erbao moved his wrist away and the blacksmith's wound really disappeared, they all opened their mouths wide.

The blacksmith was even more surprised than them. He wiped his wrist clean, and found it hard to believe that the holes bitten by the dog had closed in full length, leaving no trace left.

He thought of those women who usually come to Erbao's shop for plastic surgery, and it seems that they have never seen anyone walk out of weakness. Could it be that Erbao really knows some sorcery?

I couldn't help being horrified and speechless.

Erbao's blood can heal other people's wounds, and his own wounds can also heal quickly. Afraid of being exposed, he hurriedly wrapped his sleeves around his wrists and fainted at the right time.

Others supported him to stand still, and he said, "I'm fine, how is the big brother blacksmith?"

An elderly woman replied: "Don't worry, God has seen your sincerity! Oh, poor child!"

The wind changed drastically, and everyone accused the blacksmith of being unkind, forcing the little boss to this point.Even more acquainted, even the little boss told the blacksmith how well he usually treats the blacksmith, and directly sent Erbao to the commanding heights of glory and benevolence, and at the same time sent the blacksmith to the lowest point of human distortion and moral degradation.

The patrolling soldiers naturally had a high degree of agreement with the masses, and they no longer asked to check Erbao's shop, and said to the guards: "You still have a bad eye, and you saw the right person. Brothers, go back now, and the farce should come to an end."

The patrols were about to retreat, and at the same time cast dissatisfied glances at the blacksmith, warning him that there would be no mercy next time.

Unexpectedly, it was a coincidence that there were strange bluffing sounds from Erbao's shop at this time, one was sharp like a mouse, and the other was rough like an old cow.Then came the footsteps of adults, calm, slow, but very deliberate.

Erbao's scalp exploded.

Undoubtedly, it was the dissatisfied theatergoer in the room who made it difficult for him on purpose.

The patrolmen turned back, "Little boss, didn't you say that there is no one in the shop? What happened just now?"

The guard was also a little impatient, after all, he had been guarding Erbao for a long time, and he was faintly annoyed that he was not treated honestly.He stepped forward and pulled the second treasure away, "It's useless to talk, let's go in and have a look!"

Amidst the sound of Erbao's failure to stop him, the patrolman kicked open the store door.

The twists and turns were so intriguing that those who joined in the fun also crowded up the steps and poked their heads to look into the house.The people behind couldn't squeeze in, so they pushed the people in front hard, but the people in front didn't know what happened, so they all stopped at the door.

Erbao was also confused, so he could only hug his dog and close his eyes resignedly.

"Little boss?" The guard suddenly called out.

"Ah?" Er Bao trembled, waiting for the interrogation.

"Your cattle and squirrels seem to be ... committing suicide," said the guard.

Er Bao opened his eyes with a slam, pushed everyone away, and got in from the seam between his thighs.

Whoa!His cattle and squirrels are committing suicide!

The man who lied to the corpse was sitting on the table with his chest open, his clothes messy, his elbows resting on one knee, and his eyes passed over the crowd and fell directly on Er Bao's face.

He obviously has a discerning eye and knows that Erbao is the owner of this shop.

Looking at his eyes again, he was clearly waiting for Erbao's next solution.

It's really like watching a play!

And on the beam above him, the ox and the squirrel are like two pieces of cured meat, with a noose hanging from their necks on one side.

Er Bao's face was a little paler than this "Mr. Corpse Swindler", and he said hesitantly, "No, my cattle and squirrels have always liked to swing, and they are swinging."

The guard said, "But is the swing rope tied around the neck?"

Er Bao nodded, "Of course, this is more conducive to exercising the shoulders and neck."

The guard said, "But their eyes have rolled up."

Erbao laughed dryly, "How is that possible? It's not white eyes. Big eyes will cause such troubles. If you don't believe me, I'll ask them to do you a volley roll."

As soon as the order was issued, the poor ox and the squirrel rolled their bellies with their front and rear feet.Er Bao heaved a sigh of relief—fortunately, both animals are still alive.

The patrolman asked Erbao who the man on the table was, and Erbao said he was a guest who had come for heart surgery.The patrolman couldn't believe it, so he stepped into the house and asked the man, "Are you here for heart surgery?"

The man didn't answer immediately, but raised his eyebrows and gave Erbao a wink: Am I?

Er Bao lowered his head: You should answer quickly!

The man gave another wink, as if to say: Why should I lie for you?

At this time, the patrolman asked a second time: "Are you here for heart surgery?"

Er Bao was so nervous that he even picked his toes, and quietly bowed to the dog man, and even felt suffocated due to the long-term rapid and depressing panting.

But the dog man still didn't answer.

Just when everyone thought that Erbao had lied, the man walked up to the patrolling soldier, and opened his skirt, revealing a long scar on his chest.

The crowd was startled again.

Erbao didn't lie, it was really a heart operation!

I have to admit that no one has ever dared to perform such a complicated operation. Erbao not only dared to do it, but the patient could still move freely after the operation. It is really unbelievable!

Everyone began to praise Erbao's excellent medical skills one by one, but Erbao didn't feel happy at all, only felt that his heart had finally fallen back into his chest, and he let out a long sigh of relief.

After the patrolman saw the scar, his doubts disappeared, he called everyone to leave, and closed the door for Erbao by the way. "Why didn't someone in the store tell you earlier? It's so mysterious."

Er Bao nonsense: "The client has been sleeping in the operating room after the operation, and I forgot about it."

A voice suddenly came out from the crowd: "Since the guest is sleeping, who locked the door?"

Er Bao rolled his eyes, thinking you're still coming? !

In the bottom of his heart, he greeted Wang Ji, who was pinching his throat and deliberately provoking trouble, 380 times with "elegant and civilized" expressions. , I will tell you the truth."

When the truth came out, everyone was shocked.

The guard repeated his words in disbelief: "Your cattle and squirrels have been trained to lock the door of the store as long as you are not at home to prevent trespassing?"

Er Bao nodded: "Do you want to confirm again?"

The door was opened again, and the cattle and squirrels hanging on the beams were twitching and had already begun to foam at the mouth.

Er Bao rushed over with a groan, climbed up to the table under the man's restless gaze, untied the noose, and continued to act bravely.

"Hey, it's almost enough for today, can you practice tomorrow? Okay? Okay, then after you get down, show the skills you usually train for the officials."

Just like that, the two livestock were rescued.

The yellow ox got up and beat the door shut with its hooves, and then pressed against the door latch, squeak, squeak, slap, slap...

. . . really a good handle on the latch.

It was the first time in my life that I saw a domestic cattle with such spirituality. The people who watched the excitement turned from shock to surprise, and then filled with laughter and laughter, which was also mixed with clapping and applauding, and even let the squirrels come for a while.

Er Bao's tears were about to come down.

As long as you are strong, brave, and wise, you won't let your livestock suffer this kind of grievance.

Wait and see, if you can't deal with others, can't you also deal with an ungrateful dog man?No matter what his background was before he was alive, now that he is in his own territory, how can a local snake be bullied by a little earthworm?

Everyone dispersed one after another, and the blacksmith wanted to leave too, but Er Bao blocked his way.

Er Bao said: "The officials plan to just let him go back like this?"

The patrolman asked: "What else?"

Er Bao put his hips on his hips and said, "The door is still open today. People may not know what to think about me in the future. If there is no explanation, my business will really be impossible!"

The guard understood Er Bao's meaning, and said to the patrolling soldiers: "This blacksmith has made false accusations against a good man in public without evidence. Fortunately, the little boss just selflessly reported a big ice cave to the yamen, and turned around and suffered such injustice."

Ever since, the patrol soldiers took down the blacksmith and wanted to take it back to the adults for punishment.The blacksmith yelled and shouted to Boss Wang Ji to speak for him.How can Boss Wang Ji have such face?I don't know when it disappeared.

After such a fuss, the guard felt somewhat guilty towards Er Bao, and he forgot himself watching the scalper show, so he didn't think to ask about the corpse after the incident.

When things calmed down, Er Bao closed the shop like a catastrophe, and closed for a long time.

He is ready.

Little earthworm, take the gun!

The ground snake then turned around fiercely, and said fiercely: "Dog...???!!!"

All subsequent ones were blocked.

A cold scalpel was pressed against his throat.

"Boy, who are you?"