Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Just when Erbao was distressed, Boss Wang fought Liu Lang in front of the officers and soldiers.

Boss Wang is not a strong figure, but fortunately he is fat, while Liu Lang is thin and thin like a scholar, he is more flexible in comparison, so neither of them can beat the other, you can only give me a punch and I will give you kick.

Er Bao wanted to fight, but Zang Gong fished him over first, and motioned him to be honest.At the same time, Erbao also discovered that the officers and soldiers didn't seem to want to interfere, and they didn't go to fight until Boss Wang's ears saw blood, and after they pulled away, they reprimanded each other and let it go.

Liu Lang was punched in the face a few times, as if he had opened up Ren and Du's veins at once, he pulled out the officers and soldiers' swords by surprise, "Don't come here!!"

"Liu Lang! Put down your weapons, or we have the right to execute you on the spot!"

"I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want a chance to prove that I didn't make a false accusation. If you don't give it to me, I won't be alive if I'm wronged. It's better to die!"

Er Bao grabbed Cang Gong's shoulders and poked his head out, "This is great, if you don't give it a chance, you have to give it a chance. Why do you always provide inspiration to the evil forces?"

As Er Bao expected, the officers and soldiers still agreed to give Liu Lang one last chance to go to Wang's house to verify the truth.Erbao asked to go with him, but was stopped by Liu Lang on the grounds of "preventing him from secretly communicating with the Wang family to distort the facts".

After the group left, Yaoji Pharmacy became much quieter.Er Bao apologized to Boss Yao again, and Boss Yao not only didn't accept it, but also thanked Er Bao for helping his niece, the shepherd girl.

The rain stopped, the clouds cleared up, and a glazed glow appeared on Kunlun Street.Erbao dragged his own plan and walked in the light that seemed to flow, all the way with arrogance and arrogance, walking boldly and resolutely.

Even so, there are still people pointing behind their backs, saying that another accident happened at Quanren Grocery Store, and it is likely to be a Tai Sui this year, so it is better to avoid it.

Er Bao then slapped himself on the back, "Look up, chest out, chin down, pull as much as you can, don't be timid!"

The guy was "delicate and weak", and was staggered when he was photographed. He could barely stand still by hugging his little boss's shoulders.

"...It's not very good, I'm timid and shy, and I don't look like a prince in a dragon robe."

"Hey, it's really useless. Then learn a little bit after you leave me, watch my movements and aura. Tell them to see, don't say that I committed Tai Sui, even if I commit Tai Sui, I can't do anything about it!"

"Boss, mighty!"

The former co-owner of the world who killed the world didn't feel ashamed at all, and followed behind his little boss step by step, stepping on two rows of footprints and moving slowly.At first glance, I thought there was something wrong with his crotch, and he could only take small steps.

"Gou Erbao, can you stop wandering around? You can't open the big eyes of my old cow's copper bell." The ox blew a smoke ring at the little yellow rabbit, and suddenly the inspiration burst out, "Rabbit, we They are the same color number!"

Er Bao slapped Niu Tau, "How many times have I told you, don't let Lop Er smoke second-hand smoke!"

The scalper cursed and thought Erbao was hypocritical, but Erbao didn't want to talk to him, and knew that he was too anxious, so he dragged a chair and planned to sit down.

Who knew that when his butt fell, it turned out to be soft?

Looking back, Huotoujun sat down before him.

"Why did you snatch it from me? Don't you have it yourself!"

"Yes, there is. After sitting for a while, I warmed up and wanted to sit to cool down."

"Okay, you sit in the cold one, and I sit in the hot one."

Unexpectedly, he was dragged back when his butt was lifted. Er Bao stared blankly, and heard the unscrupulous fire leader say: "Why do you want to run if you like to sit hot? I think my legs are not hot enough? If it doesn't work, I'll go to the bottom of the stove to roast for a while. No matter what, I have to take good care of the little boss's ass."

There is nothing to show courtesy, Huotoujun wants to change his career to be a ham!Er Bao snorted, hit his forehead with the back of his head, made a "dong" sound and took the opportunity to escape.

Cang Gong no longer forced himself, raised Erlang's legs, and patted twice on his thigh where Xiao Yuan's butt had sat on.endless aftertaste.

Don't look at his demeanor, but his words are serious: "Boss Hui has already gone to watch, you don't need to worry too much, auspicious people have their own faces."

Er Bao buried his face in the soft fur of his ears, and said in a low voice, "It's no wonder if you don't worry, Miss Wang is so devoted to Liu Lang, she will definitely help him identify me. And that letter is also in my handwriting, I It's over this time."

But Zang Gong was still relaxed and complacent, and said: "The living people are finished when they finish talking, maybe the letter has been lost."

Erbao said: "The letter doesn't have long legs, so how can such important evidence be lost at will. It's all up to you, why didn't you remind me before, I should have asked Boss Hui to steal the letter earlier!"

"Oh, speaking of it, I really didn't think carefully," Cang Gong slowly took out an envelope from his arms, "Little boss, is this the letter you want to steal?"

"Ah!! Show it to me!" Er Bao was shocked.

However, the evil-minded Huotoujun would not ask him to snatch it. He raised his big hand on tiptoe and stuffed the letter on the beam, and spread his hand at Erbao, "Want it? It's gone."

Erbao: ...I want to, but the black-hearted Huotoujun intends to play tricks, so I can't let him know if I want to.

Huotoujun laughed loudly, "Don't scold me in your heart, just contribute if you want, isn't it what you said that there is no free lunch in the world?"

Er Bao asked, "Then what do you want?"

Huotoujun pursed his lips, made a "pop" on purpose when he opened his lips, and said with a smile, "I want you to kiss me."

"Oh my mother! My old cow is going to fly!" The scalper tried to cover his eyes, but he forgot that his hooves were covered with iron palms, and knocked his copper bell-sized eyes into slits, tears streaming down his face for a long time Can't slow down.

"Third son, when will you mature and stop being so reckless? If I kiss the general, you will be able to ascend. Those who have practiced for thousands of years are full of food?"

Really, it's rare.

As Erbao spoke, he stood on tiptoe, held Huotoujun's face with both hands, and under the gaze of Huotoujun's eyes that were as big as copper bells, he gave a mouthful and kissed his forehead.

After kissing, he pulled his sleeves and wiped his mouth, and asked, "Didn't you ask for it? Why are you so surprised? And you are moving here, are you thirsty?"

Er Bao pointed at Huotoujun's Adam's apple.

Huotoujun is excited, doesn't he just want to swallow his saliva when he is excited, it is not farfetched to say that he is thirsty, he is not only thirsty but also very... want...

The angry Huotoujun couldn't calm down anymore, he turned a few steps in place, and asked himself: Are you really kissing?what do you feel?Soft, wet, cool?have no idea!too excited!Mother and concubine bless you, the baby is finally going to marry you a daughter-in-law, how much dowry is appropriate?Can the thunderbolt battleship replace the sedan chair?Is the welcoming team called the Fifth Army or the Seventh Army?

However, before he finished drying, he finished rubbing the copper bell—no, the scalper who had rubbed his eyes opened his voice like a gong: "Wait, it's over? My old cow hasn't seen clearly what you are How did you kiss him?"

Erbao said: "What's so interesting about this, I will kiss you again and you will know." After speaking, he really kissed the old cow on the forehead, and the sound was louder than Huotoujun's.

Tibetan bow: "..."

Then Erbao kissed the lop-eared rabbit again.a mouthful.a mouthful.Another bite.

Tibetan bow: "..."

So it's really good to be a rabbit, right? !

Rabbits are closer than me, right? !

Huotoujun stared at Erbao with his hips crossed.

Erbao smiled like a rabbit's tail.

The firehead army conceded defeat.

Rabbit, soft and cute, flattened and rounded, of course he is more affectionate than a burly guy.

But he was still confident when compared with Lao Niu, so he asked, "Is it me or Huang Laosan? You can say it, neither of us has a crisp heart."

Er Bao blinked, "Is there even a need to ask?"

Zang Gong: "Hmph. Then I have to listen to you."

Erbao: "Of course it's Huang Laosan who loves to kiss. The bull's head is thick and fleshy, much softer than yours."

Tibetan bow: "..."

Tonight, spicy rabbit head, dry cut beef head.

Huotoujun pinched his ten fingers for no reason, and the knuckles of the ten fingers "clicked" for two rounds.This caused Er Bao to feel a little unspeakable panic.

Er Bao simply ignored this moody person, and after thinking about it, he was still worried about Miss Wang's testimony.Judging from the previous situation, a good friend and a doctor Pingshui, she has no reason to help the latter.Even if the letter is gone, she is still a witness.

The more he analyzed, the more hopeless he felt, so Er Bao started to pack his luggage again, ready to go to the yamen for tea at any time.

He said: "General, although I don't know when you got the letter, I trust you unconditionally. I can rest assured only if this shop is handed over to you. If Miss Wang identifies me..."

Zang Gong took the letter from the beam, held Er Bao's back, put the letter into his hand, and said in a low voice: "What if she has seen Liu Lang's true face?"

Erbao said, "Can you?"

Tibetan bow said: "Yes."

Even if she couldn't do it before, now that Liu Lang took people to her house to make a fuss, causing her family and neighbors to know that she sold her kidney to her lover to pay off her gambling debts, it would be regarded as breaking her last bottom line.

What's more, since she didn't witness Erbao dig Liu Lang's kidney with her own eyes, and Erbao and Liu Lang can be regarded as close relationship, what proof can she give?the law shall not be adopted.

Zang Gong didn't say so much, but Er Bao was comforted.I just feel that the palm of this Huotoujun is just right for his job. It is wide and dry, with hard calluses on his fingertips. The fiery temperature penetrates his skin in an instant, and it seems that there is a tendency to spread all the way along the veins.

His ears were hot, and a warm current rose in his stomach.In order to hide this unnaturalness, he buried his face back in the downy hair of his ear, "Ah, the last carnival."

The Huotoujun laughed, dragged the chair "smoothly" and moved it all the way behind Erbao, and then buried his face in Erbao's soft and warm neck that smelled of medicine.

Erbao sucks rabbits, so he sucks Erbao, and while sucking, he talks nonsense: "Taking advantage of the last carnival, let's leave some good memories for your buddy, maybe I can dream about it at night."

The scalper who witnessed all this: Gan, I really want to participate!

So he took a puff of the old cigarette, shivering with pleasure.

The whole family seemed to have been poisoned, each of them couldn't help themselves, and fell asleep. After an unknown amount of time, they were finally shocked by a scream.

Er Bao Hulong stood up suddenly, "Come and catch me!"

Hidden by him on the chin, Zang Gong gasped in hiss, and after seeing clearly what the small body standing on the table was, he said, "It's Boss Hui, don't panic."

The squirrel grabbed Erbao by the ear, grabbed a hazelnut and knocked him on the head, "You two fell into one piece, you scared me to death, you know? What is this for? There is no charcoal burning in the house, right?"

Er Bao said: "Don't worry about this, let's talk about the result, did Miss Wang accuse me?"

The squirrel said, "No, it's over."

The big stone in Er Bao's heart fell to the ground, and he sat back down, not caring where he was sitting.

Afraid he would be too excited to keep chattering, he bit his lip and forced himself to listen patiently to the squirrel's description, and everything that happened in the Wang's compound suddenly came to mind.

Coincidentally, as Cang Gong said, not only did Miss Wang not identify him, she also broke up with Liu Lang completely.

When the whole family in the grocery store smoked rabbits, rabbits, and old cigarettes, and were shaking from smoking, everyone in the Wang family compound was also shaking with anger, with Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wang and her grandson as the most prosperous.

Miss Wang pointed at the ungrateful Liu Lang, "Don't bully me too much! I've already made up my mind not to associate with you, and the 200 taels of silver will count as the last time you help me, so why come to my house to make trouble? Seriously, there is no way out. Won't you keep it for me?"

Liu Lang rolled up his sleeves and panted heavily, "You forced me! You and the owner of Quanren grocery store teamed up to cheat me! I don't care, the blackmail letter is here with you, find it out and prove me No false accusation, the matter between me and you will be over!"

The two were arguing like this.

The letter was gone, and Miss Wang couldn't hand over the things, and she didn't admit that she was a partner with Quanren Grocery Store, saying that Liu Lang was just in a hurry to slander her.

This provoked Liu Lang to dare to say any nasty words, saying that she had clearly read the contents of the letter but refused to testify.

Miss Wang's eyes were wide open. In her eyes, Erbao was a good person who helped her. Liu Lang's beating up like this really proved that there was a problem with his character. She thought he was ugly and kind-hearted because she was blind before.

Therefore, although she also suspected Erbao, she always refused to identify him, and she was unwilling to prove that Liu Lang was not lying.

Liu Lang was even angrier, and simply insulted Ms. Wang because she fell in love with the handsome boy in Quanren's grocery store, so she was so unfeeling and unyielding to him.Then she changed her mind and said it was wrong, she didn't like the little boy, but the tall guy next to him must be the one she fell in love with, and she regretted why she didn't find out that she was a flirtatious woman.

When the squirrel said this, Er Bao jumped up against the case.

"He farts! Talking nonsense!"

Zang Gong pressed the person down, told Xiaoyuan's butt to sit on his lap again, and comforted him: "Don't be angry, Miss Wang is not like that kind of person. Besides, it doesn't matter if she likes me, I am not someone who likes me." Whoever gets it can take it away, I have to work for our little boss for the rest of my life."

Unexpectedly, Erbao shouted: "What's wrong with the little boy, what's the difference between the little boy and the tall guy? Why can't he look at me? I earn more money in a day than the tall guy makes in a month. It's also a high-quality stock, right?" Good. That smelly bumpkin surnamed Liu has no sense!"

Tibetan bow: "..."

So you're mad at this.

It's not that you guys are being targeted.

Oh.

The squirrel chuckled and continued to be lively.

Afterwards, all the neighbors came to see the joke, and the Wang family asked someone to close the door, but someone still looked in through the crack of the door.After all, this kind of scandal is rare in ten years, and it should not be missed if it happens.

Ms. Wang couldn't help cursing Liu Lang, but Liu Lang didn't care, no matter what kind of rotten egg he was scolded, he would "rebound", and the word "rebound" alone made him angry enough.

Liu Lang made it clear that he had nothing to worry about, whoever made him a man and the other a woman, and his daughter's family name is big, it depends on who can spend more than whom.

He also asked the officers and soldiers to search the house directly, and he said at the time: "As long as the letter is found, it will prove that I am not lying. It is clear at a glance who is colluding with the Quanren grocery store. Just arrest those who should be arrested. I will kill my relatives right now under the law of the country. Never intercede for anyone!"

The old lady of the Wang family had nearly fainted several times, and could no longer speak other words except "ridiculous".Fortunately, Boss Wang took care of her and patted her back and shoulders from time to time, which made the white-haired old lady stand down.

The old lady squeezed her granddaughter's hand with all her strength, and asked countless times if it was true that she sold her kidney to pay off his gambling debts as the monk said.

Miss Wang has knelt down to the old lady many times throughout the day, first for the heirloom jade Guanyin, and then Liu Lang exposed the matter of selling the kidney, and knew that she could no longer hide it, so she could only admit it.

With tears in her eyes, she knelt at the old lady's feet and confessed her mistake, saying that she had seen the true face of the heartbroken man, and would never associate with him again, and promised to redeem her kidney when she had saved enough money .

In order to reassure the old lady, she took off her clothes on the spot and asked the old lady to verify the fact that the abdominal scar had healed. She also said that Boss Erbao's medical skills are well known, and that there will be no sequelae after putting the kidney back in.

The old lady was relieved in the future, and Liu Lang jumped out again, saying that he is also a dignified man, and he is not the one that women can date when they want to, and break up when they want to break up.In front of all the people in the courtyard, he said that Miss Wang and him are already married, and it is not so easy to marry someone else.

As a result, the entire Wang family compound exploded.Boss Wang had endured it for a long time, watching his own sister being humiliated, and immediately reached for a kitchen knife, intending to die with Liu.

Fortunately, the officers and soldiers stopped him in time, and didn't tell him to do the thing that would make a loved one hurt his enemy. They reprimanded Liu Lang and ordered him not to humiliate the girl's family again.

Mrs. Wang seemed to be fainting again. Ms. Wang was so frightened that her face turned pale. She cried and went to pinch someone. Deliberately trying to ruin her reputation.

Mrs. Wang was not relieved, and she burst into tears.She has many children and grandchildren, and although she is strict with her granddaughter, she really loves her.Whether a daughter's family is innocent can only be known by her future husband, but can others know?Others will only pass on the slanderous words about the surname Liu as a joke, and they can pass on your innocence as all kinds of monsters and ghosts.

Seeing the collapse of the Wang family, Liu Lang succeeded, laughing sourly and meanly.He felt that as long as he worked harder, the Wang family would hand over the letter honestly.

Anyway, he has something to rely on, he has a handle, no matter how much the Wang family hates him, they dare not kill him in front of the officers and soldiers.A woman's name is a big deal, but the reputation is only in the pros and cons of his words, it depends on whether these people know each other.

It is conceivable that he laughed early.His family didn't open the Yamen, and the officers and soldiers didn't have the patience to wait for him. What's more, his behavior of humiliating a girl's family has exposed the treacherous nature of his heart, and he is not trustworthy at all.

Several officers and soldiers summed up what Liu Lang said so far: the scar on his stomach, none; the tranquilizer in the medicine bottle is water; the severed kidney is still alive; Come out; and the only girl Wang who can testify for him, hehe.

All indications were that he was lying.

After all, God bless Erbao and the Wang family, the Yamen master actually brought people to the scene, and immediately closed the case after hearing the report: this is another false accusation.

In order to preserve Miss Wang's reputation, Master Guan specially inscribed a few words on her, praising her for not succumbing to Liu Lang's threat, and ordered no one to believe and spread rumors at will.

Liu Lang never expected such an ending.He still wanted some more time to find that unnecessary letter, but time is precious, who wants to waste it?

Afterwards, Song Shu affectionately interpreted how Liu Lang cried to his father and mother to swear and swear, and how he was dragged away by the officers and soldiers. Er Bao's eyes opened like black grapes.

The squirrel drank half a glass of water and said: "But in the end, he was not classified as a malicious and false accusation, but as a misunderstanding. Because he insisted on cutting open his stomach to prove himself, which scared the official. The official did not want to cause trouble." I also thought that Liu Lang might have been punished by someone, so he misunderstood us. Anyway, Liu Lang has already been taken back to the Yamen, if the official is kind, he might be released after a reprimand."

Erbao said: "It's not a false accusation or a misunderstanding, so my compensation has not been paid?"

Zang Gong said: "Don't worry, the condition of 'false accusation' was not included in the compensation agreement, and the compensation is for reputation loss."

Er Bao turned to look at him, "You seem to be sure."

Cang Gong chuckled, picked up Xiao Erbao from his lap with one hand, put him back on the ground when he was not happy, and dragged him towards the counter.

Erbao asked him what he was doing, and he took out a velvet bag from the back, and asked, "Do you want to know what's in it?"

Er Bao had vaguely smelled the extravagance, and his two black grape eyes radiated with salivation, he nodded hastily.

The wicked Huotoujun seized the opportunity again and said, "Then you kiss me again, only kissing me, not the livestock."

Erbao: "..."

"General Dog!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The squirrel was stimulated, greatly stimulated.It's not a scalper, it regards Er Bao's chastity as equal to Er Bao's life, and it can't bear someone belittling Er Bao in front of him.

This cry really frightened Erbao, Erbao realized that the previous kiss seemed inappropriate—although Huotoujun treated me as my own, but I shouldn’t really treat him as my uncle, because he is my brother-in-law. Man, the boss should be respectable and dignified in front of the man.

So Erbao refused, preferring not to do this strange thing.

What did the Firehead Army think?

The Firehead Army thought: The more you refuse, the more excited I am.

……

Well, no.

If you reject me, what can I do? I'm not a flower picker, and I can't force my bow on your overlord.I am so pitiful and weak, I suppress my tears and give you the silver.

Just like that, Er Bao was stuffed with a big bag of silver, which was so heavy that he almost lost his waist. "Here, where did this come from? How much, it looks like 200 taels?"

Tibetan bow said: "It's the interest, I earned it."

The squirrel frowned, "What you earn is all due to me!"

Er Bao stopped the two of them, "Don't argue, where did the money come from?"

The squirrel then stated the Huotou army's plan and plan: the Huotou army asked it to guard the top of the big tree in the pine and cypress garden, and stole the fake money bag when Liu Lang drank the potion and pretended to faint.Thanks to the rain, the sputtering concealed its movements.

The silver bag was gone, and Liu Lang just had a reason to block the door - if he hadn't found that Erbao's boss and his assistant were there, and the scar on his stomach had disappeared, he would have demanded to search the bag of money, because he found Paying the money is equivalent to finalizing the case.

And there are stones in the bag, he can kill two birds with one stone.

Squirrel got the address provided by Huotoujun in advance, took the silver bag and went directly to Liu Lang's house, and secretly exchanged the 200 taels of silver that Liu Lang hid.As for what to do after the creditor comes to the door, it depends on whether Liu Lang's life is hard enough.

Er Bao opened his mouth wide, "But why did the creditors come to the door just in time?"

"I informed you," Cang Gong said, "By the way, I took a dozen copper coins from the counter and bought a bowl of dessert for a child."

Not surprisingly, everyone should know by now that Liu Lang has made a fortune, and 200 taels of snowflake silver is just enough to pay off the debt.

Erbao: "!!!"

The Huotou army has a set, and it really has a lot of eyes!

Ah, it's a good thing that my second treasure is resourceful, otherwise, I would be tricked by him eight hundred times a day.

It can't be explained that Erbao is about to run out after holding the medicine box.

Zang Gong held him back, "What are you doing, and you want to spread kindness around?"

Erbao said: "No! I'm going to set up a stall in front of Liu Lang's house and sell 'energy bombs'!"

Tibetan bow: "..."

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I've seen all the comments, and I want to reply to every little cutie, but today's backstage is a bit stuck, and I keep going around in circles, maybe I want to express the author's mood when he reads the comments?

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感谢在2020-07-1116:20:33~2020-07-1213:20:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: I made half of them 3;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: I made half of one;

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: I made half of them 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 34 bottles of Yaoyao’s barbecued pork buns; 4 bottles of Guan Najiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!