Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Erbao ran out, and Zang Gong followed him in fear of being beaten, leaving only squirrels and scalpers in the shop.As soon as the door was closed, the crown of honor returned to the squirrel's head.

The squirrel wants to imitate Er Bao's plucking ears, but unfortunately, the size of the ears is bigger than it, so it can only touch the head of the rabbit to comfort it.

It's time for dinner. Before going back, buy more food, and some old tofu, as an extra meal for this hero.

"Third, what do you want to eat?" asked the squirrel.

Scalper: "Hahahahahahaha!"

squirrel:"???"

The scalper hiccupped laughingly, pointed to the door and said, "Huotoujun is so flirtatious. With just a few quick touches, Liu Lang was killed, and Miss Wang saw through the scum. The key is that he didn't lose anything, and Qing made a profit." 200 taels of silver, and even coaxed Erbao to jump up and down when he came back. Is this the highest level of seduction?"

Huahua, my old cow has learned!

squirrel:"……"

You have such a fucking long reflex arc.

In addition, I am the one who jumps up and down, and I am the one who earned 200 taels of silver. You stupid cow will not let me die if you don't piss me off for a day, and you will never give up if you are so angry, right?

The scalper understood again, "Why do you think the official rushed to the Wang's house in time? Could it be that it was also planned by the Huotou army?"

The squirrel looked at it: You are still a bit of a pig brain.

The scalper stomped his hoof, "Then how many bowls of desserts does he have to buy for the official? He also said that he only took a dozen copper coins. I don't believe it, I'll count it!"

squirrel:"……"

Forget it, if you stay with idiots for a long time, you will become stupid. If you knew it, you might as well go to Sancha Lane and watch Liu Lang get beaten.

In Sancha Lane, Liu Lang was blocked by several big men just as he opened the door of his house.The leader, surnamed Guan Ye, was a member of the Linjia clan, and Er Bao once pulled out the fishbone that stuck his throat.

Cang Gong asked: "Why don't you go to the doctor to pull out the fishbone? How can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer?"

Erbao said: "His fishbone is different, thick, long and hard, it directly pierced the esophagus and almost died."

Tibetan bow: "...Oh." Seriously.

Erbao told him not to talk anymore, he could barely hear what Liu Lang said, then moved his butt, signaling Huotoujun to move half a step to the left.

Huotoujun slapped Xiaoyuan's buttocks on his shoulders, and then willingly and obediently moved half a step.

In the yard, Liu Lang was forced to retreat to the corner by Guan Ye.

Er Bao said, "Look, it's exactly the same as when you blocked me that day."

Tibetan bow: No, we are different.

Liu Lang said: "Don't I just owe you some stinky money, as for this? Your Master Liu just came out of the yamen, and the soles of his shoes have not yet been stained with mud from the house. What's wrong with taking a moment?"

"Hehe, I haven't seen my skills for a few days. How dare you talk to me like that! Look at your face, which is bruised and purple. What's the matter, you just got beaten up? Brothers, add two more to this Master Liu!" A color number, put together a garden full of spring!"

"Wait! Beat me up, you won't get any money after you beat me up, don't regret it then."

Judging from this tone, it seems that the rumors outside are not false, and the surname Liu has made a small fortune.

Guan Ye then pushed him, and lifted his chin towards the main room, "Then hurry up, my time is precious."

Liu Lang snorted coldly, "Don't touch me!"

Guan Ye turned to his subordinates, "See, those who have read books have pride."

The subordinate said: "Boss, don't praise him, he has only studied for a year, and his experience is not as good as that of the new girl in Zuixiang Building."

"What did you say!" Liu Lang was angry when he was compared to a kiln sister.

"What's the matter, I'm wrong? It's not that you haven't seen it before. Isn't Miss Chun your old friend? Have you two talked about poetry, book ideals and philosophy of life?"

This remark hit Guan Ye, he was a rough man who could only giggle, and said after laughing: "Okay, you all step back first, and make room for Master Liu."

Liu Lang was so outnumbered that he had to argue with a gang of gangsters, so he flung his sleeves in a gust of wind, and entered the main room angrily.

He was beaten badly in the Wang's house, and he walked with a limp, and when he entered the house, he stopped Guan Ye and his party from the tent, lest they look at the place where he hid his money.

——In fact, there is really nothing to be wary of. The beds, tables, chairs, and chests of drawers are all opened, and it only takes half a cup of tea.

Liu Lang took out the silver bag and felt that the flannel was damp, but he didn't take it to heart.He limped out again, glared at Guan Ye, and threw the money over with distress.

This bag is 200 taels, twenty catties, which is really a heavy weight on the belly. Guan Ye wrinkled his face, but for Yinzi's sake, he endured it.

His subordinates came over to pick it up sensibly, and helped him open the purse to count the amount, but he was shocked when he opened it.

"Boss! Liu is playing tricks on you!"

"Huh?" Guan Ye looked into the purse, there was no silver, it was all gray stones!

Liu Lang was also frightened.

How could this be?

Could it be the legendary magic touch to turn a stone into gold?Restored as soon as the time came?

On this day, he was afraid that he had run into something evil, otherwise why everything he experienced was so evil!

The girl who clearly has a long scar on her stomach, who obviously brought back real money, who was obviously willing to sell her kidney to her yesterday, is now ganging up with others to cheat her...

No, no, no, there is a conspiracy behind this!

The arrogant expression on his face suddenly collapsed, and then he remembered how arrogant he was just now.His pale face turned livid, and livid turned black again, and finally he knelt on the ground as soon as his knees gave way.

"Hey, who can stand Master Liu's kneeling? What's the matter, the Chinese New Year is coming early?"

"No, no, this is an admission of mistake, a sincere and pious apology! I'm sorry, big brother Guan Ye, I got carried away just now, you don't remember the mistakes of villains, please forgive me once!"

"Forgive you? Then, where is my money?"

"Money...the money is gone."

Guan Ye took a deep breath, reached out to the person behind him, and the person behind him handed him a stick.He twisted his neck twice, and then assumed a swinging posture.

"Brother Guan Ye!! Don't, don't, don't, you, listen to me first!" Liu Lang quickly walked up to Guan Ye, knocking his head bang bang, begging, "This money can be recovered, it can really be recovered!" Come back, as long as you tell me who broke the news that I am rich, how do you know that I am rich?"

Guan Ye's brains are not as sharp as his, and when he heard it, he exploded, "You bastard, what's wrong, you still want to hide from me?"

"No, no! My money was originally intended to repay the debt, and I didn't use any brains! What I mean is, I was punished, and the money was cheated. You tell me who that person is so I can ask for the money return."

"Stop fucking nonsense! Who's going to punish you? Do you suspect that Lao Tzu is cooperating with others to punish you? You still have the face to ask Lao Tzu, bah!"

"Boss, don't talk nonsense with him. The bullshit is getting rich, and the co-author just got a bag of stones and came back to put on airs. He will slap his face swollen and pretend to be fat."

"The person who sent the news is also a naan guy. Could it be that he deliberately cooperated with Liu to play tricks on our boss?"

The person who said this took out a note from his body, tore it into pieces with a few swipes, threw it on Liu Lang's body like snowflakes, and spit into the flying "snowflakes".

"Boss, don't get angry, brothers vent your anger on boss!"

I don't know which subordinate kicked it first, Liu Lang wailed and fell to the ground. In a panic, he picked up a few pieces of paper and put them together, and took a closer look—it was the letter!No, the handwriting is different, but the paper is exactly the same thick rice paper as that blackmail letter, and it still smells like medicine!

"Brother Guan Ye, listen to me, I know who did it! Ah!"

"Fuck you, you're so annoying." Guan Ye was so angry that he kicked hard, and greeted the brothers behind him, "If you want to have fun together, first pick Xuanhe and kick, be gentle."

"Gentle" subordinates are all gearing up, "Success!"

"The fight is on, the fight is on!" Er Bao was so excited that he was shaking outside the wall.It's a pity that this scene happened in the main room, and Er Bao's sight was blocked by a few people blocking the door, and he could only hear the sounds of thumping and ouching.

Following these movements, Erbao's Xiaoyuan's buttocks also twisted and twisted, and it was really exciting to watch.

Huotoujun, who was equally excited by his twisting, reminded: "It's okay to be excited, but I'm not allowed to pee on my shoulder."

Erbao: "Haha, you are so stupid."

Do you want to report to the police?

Forget it, they are not good people.

The voice of Liu Lang crying for his father and mother lasted about long enough for Er Bao to complete a canthoplasty operation. After that, Guan Ye and his party set a deadline for repaying the debt, and left cursing. Liu Lang also wriggled out like an earthworm— — He was afraid that the gangsters would come back again, and he was busy locking the door.

Erbao patted the top of Zang Gong's head, and Zang Gong put him down, asking: "Are you still going to set up a stall at the door?"

Erbao said: "No, he can still move and walk, he doesn't need 'energy bombs'. And I don't think he can afford the money."

Zang Gong smiled and pinched the rabbit's nose, "Then go home."

It was getting dark, and the lamps were lit on Kunlun Street, and the smell of green grass and mud after the rain wafted in the warm lights.But as a half Kunlun native, Er Bao felt that the smell was quite pleasant, at least he didn't have to walk all the way holding his breath like the Huotou army.

The squirrel bought a lot of old tofu, and probably couldn't eat so much in seven or eight days.Asked why it bought so much, it said that the retail old woman who set up a stall was so pitiful that she sold it all day hungry.Anyway, tofu is not expensive, so buying all of them is considered a good deed.

Erbao praised the squirrel's good deeds, and made a tofu feast for it after returning home. The leftovers were really too much to eat, so they put them in the jar for temporary storage.

In the evening, the insects kept chirping outside the house, and Erbao lay sideways on the bed, staring blankly at the white walls and white curtains.

Cang Gong lay outside him and asked, "What do you think?"

Erbao said, "I wonder why the new bed hasn't been delivered yet."

Cang Gong: "...you hate me that much?"

Erbao: "No."

It's not that I hate it, it's just that I feel uncomfortable, and I'm afraid that the Huotou army will have opinions if I occupy an inch more or less.If Huotoujun was a little more pampering and gentler, he might be willing to sleep together every day.After all, Huotoujun is hot, so he doesn't need to burn the stove in the house in winter.

Unknowingly fell asleep, and Erbao saw Huotoujun for the first time in his dream.

But the fire-headed army in the dream is too unreal. He is wearing a majestic king's armor, and what he holds in his hand is not a curved bow, but a precious sword.

Why can you recognize that it is the fire head army?

Because Erbao had never seen a second person with such momentum.

The golden armored king hid his face under the golden helmet, only showing a pair of murderous eyes.There was nothing in his eyes except blood and knives, and he even chopped off a head without hesitation when he passed by his side.

The head rolled a few times and hit the eggshell.

Er Bao looked into the head's eyes, terrified, almost smothered to death in the egg on the spot.Why are those eyes blood red?Why are there two pupils?Why is the hair on the head sparse and dry like grass, and it has no eyebrows, and the mouth is full of fangs, like a monster from the "Shan Hai Jing"?

The surroundings were full of shouts and shouts of killing, and a larger army was crushed over.

They wear different styles of armor, use different weapons, and even their body structures are different.Some had wings on their backs, others had scales on their faces, and others had six arms and four eyes.

They worked together and shouted "Destroy the alien demon" in unison.

What about the Fire Army?

Erbao turned around and found that Huotoujun was holding a large net in his hand, and it was hooded towards him.The Huotou army shouted an order, and eight soldiers pulled up the thick ropes in their hands at the same time, and tightened the nets covering themselves.

After that, it wobbled, as if it was floating in the water, and Erbao's head bumped into the eggshell from time to time.There was another shout from outside, "Get up", and he was lifted up completely.Something snapped, and he felt that his connection with the land was broken.

A blinding white light flashed, and consciousness dissipated immediately.

Er Bao woke up.

It was already bright, and what was dazzling was the sunlight outside the window.

When he arrived at the shop, Er Bao tidied up the money. The compensation he got yesterday was 200 taels, plus a small part of the scattered earnings during this period, it was worth saving again.

So he called his buddy, "General, come with me and save some money."

But Zang Gong said: "No rush, wait."

Er Bao: "What are you waiting for?"

Zang Gong: "Wait for the next batch of money senders."

Erbao thinks this guy is crazy, and he is addicted to earning compensation.

But he didn't expect that this time he was really right again. Before waiting for a while, a group of Wang's family came.

Boss Wang was about to kneel down first when he saw Er Bao, and Er Bao hurriedly supported him, "What is Boss Wang doing, just tell me if you have something to do!"

Boss Wang dragged his sister to the front, with a sincere face, "Brother Erbao, I came here today with a thick skin. Please do me one more favor."

Erbao probably understood, and said: "There is no need to apologize for the house. The sale is voluntary, and I shouldn't say that I must buy it. If I want to help, it is to replace the kidney for Miss Wang, right? No problem, you guys first Wait, do the surgery now, and you'll be fine soon."

Erbao was about to prepare vigorously, but Boss Wang asked his servants to bring a large plate of silver ingots. The silver ingots shone brightly in the sun, so that Erbao could barely open his eyes, as if he had returned to a dream in a trance.

Boss Wang said: "Here is 230 taels, of which 200 taels is the money to redeem the kidney, and 30 taels is the operation fee and interest, including the last time."

"Ah?" Er Bao counted with his fingers, and the 200 taels had already been taken back through Liu Lang, so taking it now, wouldn't it be equivalent to receiving double shares?Absolutely not.

So Erbao refused and only took 20 taels for the operation fee.He couldn't say that Liu Lang's 200 taels had been stolen by his own tricks, he just said that it was a little thought of his own, and that the neighbors in the neighborhood were in trouble, so it was right to help.As a result, Boss Wang was even more grateful, and told Erbao to wait for a while, and then go out by himself and come back immediately.

Er Bao thought that he was going to do some private business, so he didn't care too much, but after the operating room and tools were all ready, Boss Wang came back and said he wanted to tell him good news.

Erbao said: "Don't be in a hurry, Miss Wang is already lying on the operating table, or should I perform the operation first and then talk about it after I'm done?"

But Boss Wang pulled him, "No, no, this news must be announced immediately! Brother Erbao, I discussed it with grandma just now. Your character is more precious than money. We decided to sell Songbaiyuan at a price of 100 taels. for you!"

Er Bao blinked: "...what?"

Boss Wang smiled happier than Erbao, "Is it unbelievable? Let me tell you, it's true. The price of the house has dropped! But just for one day, if you don't buy it, I'll sell it to someone else. Everyone wants to grab it." Woolen cloth."

Er Bao said: "Boss Wang, don't be impulsive. It's Songbai Garden. 300 taels are not expensive. If it weren't for the former Yamen site, the price would at least double."

"Well, I haven't seen a buyer who actively raised the price, haha!" Boss Wang insisted on lowering the price, but Erbao insisted on not accepting it. Boss Wang had no choice but to bring a gong from his servant, "In this case, Then I'll borrow your shop to promote the homestead."

Er Bao grabbed him, "What are you doing?"

Boss Wang said: "Sell it to someone else, it needs to be sold urgently."

Er Bao: "Ah!! You can't sell it to others! Wait, did you really discuss it with Grandma Wang? Is her old man here too?"

Boss Wang nodded and signaled Erbao to go to the door.

Erbao went to the door to look around, and sure enough, he saw a steam car parked not far away, and the old man was sitting in the car, and when he saw Erbao, he smiled and nodded.

Done.That's right.

Erbao abducted in, "Okay, it's better to sell it to someone else than to me. At worst, the Wang family will come to me for surgery for free in the future. Boss Wang, thank you very much!"

Boss Wang laughed, "Forget it, forget it, I don't want anyone in my family to need surgery, hahahahaha."

Er Bao also bent his eyebrows with a smile, then aimed at his trick, and rushed into his arms, "Uncle! I'm so lucky! I bought a big mansion for 100 taels, and it will be demolished later... No, no, I don't think about it." Demolition, anyway, my organ bank is in place!"

Cang Gong was happy for him, wrapped around the little boss's legs, spun around twice, and asked, "Is your buddy a credit?"

Er Bao said: "You have the most credit! What a fool!"

A wet kiss was printed on someone's face without warning.Someone froze.The little boss was stunned.The Wang family present were stunned.Even the lop-eared rabbit munching on carrots and the hardworking, down-to-earth squirrel eating pine nuts...

Then there was another groan, the little boss jumped off his own guy, grabbed the earlobe and kissed wildly.Still feel that convincing is not enough, grabbing the squirrel is another crazy kiss, and then going to catch Boss Wang.

Boss Wang: "..."

Don't!do not!Too polite.

——The main reason is that your uncle is vicious, and we dare not accept it even if we want to.

The two parties signed the house deed and land deed that afternoon, and the Songbai Garden was truly acquired.

Accompanied by his own plan, Erbao saved money, went around the Songbai Garden again, and made a preliminary plan for what to do in the future.

Mrs. Wang no longer blamed Erbao for the pharmacy, and said she would introduce clients to Erbao.Her old man used to be a wet nurse for a wealthy family in the Six-Wing Clan, and she also knew a few powerful people, so she said that she must be able to introduce her.

When I came back, I passed the main road outside Beixi Village, and I saw a group of people making noise outside a house from a long distance away, and I didn't know what happened.It happened that the sanitation mother-in-law was pushing the cart for garbage collection, Erbao helped push it for a while, and then asked.

The sanitation mother-in-law said: "You know that family, it's Mrs. Yang's. It hasn't stopped for two days, so something happened again."

Erbao said: "Her family has double happiness, what else can they do? Could it be that Mrs. Yang was taken back again and quarreled with her daughter-in-law?"

The sanitation mother-in-law said: "I took it back, but it's not what you think. The noisy person at the door is a door-to-door begging for money. Hey, you didn't cover your mouth. You don't know how ugly it is."

The sanitation mother-in-law said that although Yang Sheng had always wanted to take his mother home, his daughter-in-law would not allow him, using the disease on his scalp as a shield.

Afterwards, Mrs. Yang recovered from her illness, but she contracted a cold in the cave, her knees became stiff and she could not walk.

Early this morning, Yang Sheng wanted to pick up his mother again, and the couple started fighting.The daughter-in-law was crying, left the child and ran outside, but ran into a man at the gate, a young man from Sancha Lane, Liu Lang.

As soon as Liu Lang saw Yang Sheng's daughter-in-law, he grabbed Yang Sheng's wife and kept demanding that she pay back his money.Yang Sheng's daughter-in-law made a bad face on the spot and refused to admit that she had taken his money, so Liu Lang told the whole story about the past.

It turns out that Yang Sheng's daughter-in-law is Sister Chun from Zuixiang Building, and Liu Lang is her benefactor, and he always looks for her for drinking flowers and wine when he goes back home, and most of the family's savings are lost to her.

Later, Sister Chun felt that she was getting older and had to find a way out, so she asked Liu Lang to save money to redeem her, but Liu Lang agreed, but never went there since then.

Sister Chun is looking eagerly outside the door every day. Instead of Liu Lang, she looks at Yang Sheng.A few days later, Sister Chun stopped picking up guests on the pretext of being pregnant, and was later redeemed by Yang Sheng.

Now Liu Lang came to the door, saying that it was Sister Chun who lied to him about his feelings and made an appointment to wait for him to come to redeem him, but secretly married someone else.That being the case, she doesn't deserve those tips, maybe two or three hundred taels here and there, and she has to pay them back.

Sister Chun didn't recognize her, so Liu Lang yelled that Yang Sheng's child was actually a member of his Liu family. I am ashamed in the entire Kunlun Mountains.

Yang Sheng got into a fight with Liu Lang on the spot, and a neighbor got his head scratched instead of fighting, so he went to the cave to pick up Mrs. Yang, hoping to persuade Mrs. Yang to fight.

But Mrs. Yang couldn't bear the blow, she fainted as soon as she saw Liu Lang's appearance, and it was not sure who would pay whom later.

After a long while, Erbao couldn't even close his mouth.

It's Liu Lang, he thought, although Liu Lang's eyes are small, they are indeed double eyelids, my God!

"Well, it's Liu Lang." He tricked him into giving him an affirmative answer.

Er Bao shivered.The co-author Liu Lang said "There are friends to borrow" refers to Yang Sheng's daughter-in-law, which is really... euphemistic.

He didn't really want the compensation for reputation loss anymore, and he always felt that it would be green if he wanted to come back, so he couldn't feel at ease if he didn't give Yang Sheng half of it.

Unknowingly, another seven or eight days passed, and the rumors about Yang Sheng and Liu Lang spread all over the streets and alleys.

Even though the parties involved have died down, people still couldn't help talking about it after dinner, and they didn't even shy away from seeing Mrs. Yang.

Mrs. Yang was finally able to go home, but she was obviously not as energetic as before. She wandered around the street all day long, mumbling something in her mouth.

If you listen carefully, you can hear words like "grandson", "son" and "Yingying".It's kind of pitiful.

Erbao's business has gradually returned to its former state, and when he came home from closing time one day, there was an inexplicable smell in the house.

Er Bao shouted outside: "Boss, third child, come in!"

The squirrel said, "I'm busy shoveling shit, wait a minute!"

Erbao shouted again: "What about the general, it's okay for the general to come here."

Zang Gong said, "I'm putting chickens on the basket for you."

Er Bao had no choice but to search for the source of the smell in the house by himself, guessing while searching, is it a dead rat corpse?Or did the dog come in and poop?

Soon, he found it, and the stench came from a jar.

He pinched his nose and opened the jar to check, only to see a lump of gray and white hair inside, which was the tofu that was put in before.

Depressed, the tofu was put aside and forgot to eat, and it was ruined.

Er Bao disliked the smell, but he was reluctant to throw the jar together, so he poured out all the hairy tofu.Fearing that the smell would linger for a long time, he deliberately wrapped two large banana leaves and planned to throw them into the pit for defecation.

Not to mention, the stench faded a lot after smelling it for a while, and there was still a strange aroma.

This aroma is not a simple aroma, but rather like dried pickles stewed with aged bacon, it is inexplicably addictive.

Er Bao dawdled, and finally peeled off the banana leaf, took a piece of it with chopsticks and put it under his nose to smell it carefully.

vomit--

Still stinks!

Smell it again?

vomit--

It smells so bad! !

But also really addicting.The more you smell it, the more you want to smell it.

Er Bao was so nervous that he shook his legs, wanted to try it, but felt it was too taboo, is there any difference between this thing and shit?

Probe to look outside, Zang Gong and the others are still busy, no one should find out.Well, let's do it and have a taste!

Er Bao touched the small lump on the tip of the chopsticks to the surface of his tongue, cut his teeth, and smacked it slightly——oh, the smell hits the brain, it's too good!can not eat!Not for human consumption!

After that, Erbao picked another small tofu, and another small lump... until the tofu cubes were poked into pieces by him, until the smell could no longer be contained, and it floated into the nostrils of several people in the yard.

Tibetan Gong's sense of smell was already more sensitive than that of ordinary people. He had smelled this strange smell from the very beginning, but he didn't know what Erbao was trying to do, and wanted to wait to find out.

Now that he had waited until the end, he couldn't bear it anymore, and sneezed several times in succession, and asked the room with a nasal voice: "Little Erbao, what are you doing?"

Erbao's buzzing voice came: "No, I don't know!"

Tibetan bow laughed, you don't know who knows.He winked at the scalper and told the scalper to take a peek. The scalper didn't understand what it was peeking at first, but was dumbfounded when he smelled the smell.

Coincidentally, Siyaner was chewing something in his mouth now, and the scalper stared round his copper bell eyes, and shouted: "Gou Erbao! Your dog ate his own shit! It stinks!"

The squirrel got a headache from the ox's old smoking noise, jumped over to poke the dog's mouth, and said, "It's not the four eyes, it's coming from the house."

The scalper ran to the door and saw the milky-yellow putrid substance hanging on Erbao's lips, and the whole cow was not well.The copper bell turned into a cannon barrel, and the eyeballs almost burst out.

"It's not Four Eyes, it's Erbao! Gou Erbao is hungry and crazy, eating, eating... Uh, why are my eyes still not blind! I don't want to see Erbao degenerate! Moo!!"

The author has something to say: Sing a [-]-cent piece for Yang Sheng: There is a grassland on the head, and a belief in the heart. It is not because you are young and ignorant, but because you are not afraid of challenges...

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