Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

The scalper's voice hit a record high.Thanks to the quietness of Erbao's house, otherwise there would be a rumor that "the owner of the general grocery store digs shit at home to try it" in Shilibaxiang early tomorrow morning, and this rumor was processed from the mouth of a cow.

The whole family gathered together.The tall figure of Zang Gong blocked most of the light, and the scalper, squirrel, lop ear, Qiu Lengjun... and the silly roe deer with four eyes were all staring at Er Bao, each with their own strange methods.

Erbao hissed, sucked the rotten substance from his lips, and tried to explain: "No, this thing is..."

"Ouch—" the old scalper vomited.

Erbao: "..."

Zang Gong pinched his nose, drove out all the idle animals, and then did ideological work for Er Bao alone.

But he overestimated himself, and as soon as he sat down at the table, his spirit was overwhelmed by the tragedy in the banana leaf.

As strong as him, he could not escape the fate of being stunned.

"General! General!" Er Bao shook.It's a pity that his Huotou army has entered another mysterious world, and their brows are tightly frowned in a coma.

Is it really that smelly?

Er Bao didn't believe it, it tasted good.

He raised his hand, took a breath into his palm, and smelled it again.

vomit--

In the middle of the night, the whistle sounded like autumn insects, and Zang Gong woke up.

——Erbao thought he was stunned by the stench, and had already thrown the bag of "delicious" into the cesspit, but he didn't know that he just collapsed.

The stench in the room has evaporated a lot, but he can still smell it, and he can't get rid of it no matter what, because he also has the smell on his body.

It was the little fool who poured blood into his mouth while he was asleep.The blood is still good blood, but it is a pity that it is polluted by the internal smell.

Zang Gong left the house and signaled the whistle blower to go to the back of the hillside not far away.

The person who came was not the Leopard Banner Army, but Cheng Ming.

Cheng Ming asked, "Why didn't your lord tell me to put hypnotic smoke on me?"

Zang Gong said: "The medicine is three-point poisonous. It is also quite quiet here, except that there are more mosquitoes."

Moreover, the room is smelly, and the master of the world is afraid that his subordinates will smell it, and misunderstand that he does not change his socks or take a bath.

It's just that Cheng Ming's nose is sharper than he thought. He grew up smelling the smell of blood on the battlefield, and he is especially sensitive to decaying substances, so he said vigilantly: "My lord, there may be dead bodies here."

Tibetan bow: No, not here.One has also been resurrected, and that is your Patriarch, Jun me.

Cheng Ming said: "Master, it seems to be gone now."

Zang Gong said: "It's very safe here, don't be suspicious, just report to the mission directly."

Cheng Ming slammed his sword out, "My lord! There's it again!"

Tibetan bow: "..."

Is it over?

You have to admit that the source of the smell is right in front of you, and then you will have it if you speak?

The Lord of the World was hit, so he simply kept his mouth shut and only expressed his meaning with his eyes: less fucking nonsense, report quickly!

Cheng Ming had no choice but to put away the knife, and sorted out what he had found out this month.

The last time he was asked to investigate the bandit incident of the Six Wings, the results had already been obtained.The Kurva family is indeed secretly stationing troops for the Six Winged King, secretly training the army, and has also purchased black fire oil in large quantities from the Scaled Armored Clan many times.

The central government is tightly controlled, and they dare not move tax money, so they "set up checkpoints" along the border—these "checkpoints" are bandit dens, and all foreigners are intercepted.The government occasionally sent troops to suppress bandits, but in fact it was just a show, so the more bandits were suppressed, the richer the officials.

Cheng Ming suspected that the six-winged king had a rebellious heart, so he asked whether he should return to Beijing to report to the Holy Lord.But Zang Gong waved his hand, indicating to continue to observe, and to investigate together with the Scaled Armor Clan.

According to his understanding, the Six Winged King is not very courageous, if no one takes the lead, he would never dare to plot this.Moreover, it is too slow to make money by using mountain bandits to rob the road. What big things can he accomplish with such slow work?Maybe it's just guarding against something.

Cheng Ming said: "By the way, my lord, Yunyu is still guarding Xijiang. There are also bandits running around in that area. She can't catch up for the time being. After the bandits are suppressed, she will return to the capital to report on her duties, and then she can be free for a while. At that time, my subordinates Also be lazy, come and accompany the Lord."

Having said that, Tibetan bow raised his hand to stop him.

Cheng Ming lowered his voice, "My lord, it's the little boss who's here. It seems like hysteria again, does he do this every day?"

Zang Gong said: "No, it happens every time you come."

Cheng Ming: ... rely on me?

Just in case, Cheng Ming hid in the dark, making sure that the little boss turned out after being hysterical, and protected his master behind him.

It's not that the lord has no power to protect himself, but that the situation is special.This time the little boss didn't come empty-handed, he actually held a shiny scalpel.A knife has no eyes, and it would be bad if it hit the lord, although the lord might be quite happy.

But no, his master was really happy, and even patted his shoulder from behind, telling him not to be so tense, so as not to scare the little boss.

But the little boss is asleep now, why does it scare him?In his dream, he was probably dissecting the corpse, unloading people's arms and legs, and tidying up the large intestine, small intestine and duodenum.

Afterwards, the little boss grabbed the lord's long braid and tried to cut it off.This is a capital offense!His heavy knife was two inches out of its sheath, but was bounced back into the sheath by the Lord's finger.

And this co-lord of the world who was once called "Human Asura", "Fierce Ghost on the Battlefield" and "The Tyrant and Great Devil who kills without blinking an eye" actually held the little boss's wrist extremely gently, took down the scalpel, and He took the person into his arms.

The long braids were not willing to pull out.

Cheng Ming: "..."

Feel sick, acid reflux in stomach.

Didn't they tell the Leopard Banner Army not to wave things in pairs in front of the lord, did they understand?Why is the lord still like that?

When they go back, they have to cut each of them a donkey's ear.

Escorting his master back home, Cheng Ming felt for the first time that he was superfluous.Because his master was chatting with him the whole time, talking to the little boss in his dream.

The little boss said: "...the store is out of stock, or I will give you the third one."

The Lord said: "One is not enough, two are needed."

The little boss said: "...you have two wives?"

The lord said: "Not a single one. If I add up one and send another after the battle, won't it never be weak?"

Cheng Ming: "!!!"

What are you talking about! ! !

"Master," Cheng Ming couldn't help it, "This subordinate is talkative and wants to ask you a question."

His family's lord: "If you fart, let it go."

"Oh. That is, you... what do you mean to the little boss?"

"What do you mean? Didn't you hear him call me uncle? That's what uncle means to a nephew. Hey, it's inevitable to suffer a little bit when you depend on others."

"Yes. My lord has suffered. I really don't know how you survived this time. I just hope that our great cause will be accomplished soon, and my lord will return to the royal city as soon as possible."

"Well, take your time. Only by suffering the hardships can you become a master."

"The master bears the burden of humiliation, and his subordinates have no place to be ashamed."

Fart! !

Some people are clearly enjoying it and don't want to leave! !

Does the upturned corner of the mouth think others can't see it? ?

It's over, the lord has broken his sleeves, and the successor of the Hui people is worrying.

Summer is here and business is off season.It was busier than usual in the morning and evening, and when the sun turned poisonous, there was no one there.

Erbao wanted to take advantage of this time to renovate the Songbai Garden, so he hired a decoration team. By the way, he also separated the current shop into a separate consultation room, so that he would not need to occupy the reception desk to receive signatures and donations.

In this way, he still needs manpower.Huotoujun was fine with doing physical work. When I asked him about signing donations, nine and a half out of ten were scared away.

So Erbao went to the old scholar who wrote the letter on his behalf, and asked him to write many job recruitment notices and add a red lacquered plaque with a white background.

The vice-plaque should be hung under the donation plaque.

Huotoujun is right. Organ trading is indeed easy to cause crime. In the period when there are no laws and regulations, what he can do is to avoid it at the source.

As soon as the recruitment notice was posted, many young people came to apply for the job within half a day.But when Erbao asked why they left the previous owner, they either complained that the owner treated the staff harshly, or felt that the business was not good and there was no room for development. There was also a veterinary shop assistant who said that he could bring the previous customers over. .

Erbao is not satisfied.

Just as Erbao was considering whether to use the Huotoujun for a while, another young man came to the door.

The young man said: "Little boss, are you still hiring?"

Er Bao looked out and found that it was He Dong, a fellow of the former owner of the weapons shop Lu, because he had a younger sister in the family, so he was called Brother Dong.

Erbao was very happy, so he hurriedly invited Brother Dong into the house, chatted with him for a while, and asked him if he wanted to work here.

Brother Dong nodded and said, "I worked at Boss Lu Er's house for two months. Now that the weather is hot, the meat can't be stored for a long time, so there are fewer shipments, and we don't need so many people."

Erbao said: "Even if you want to lay off people, you shouldn't be fired. Lu Erlang really has no vision."

Brother Dong smiled, "It's okay, he doesn't feel comfortable when I'm there, he always feels that I'm watching him for the big boss. Anyway, he doesn't cause much trouble now, so I can do it in another company. I just don't know Has the boss hired anyone?"

Er Bao said, "Guess."

Brother Dong didn't want to guess, because Er Bao's reaction seemed to have already been recruited.Erbao didn't reveal the answer in time, but turned around and went to the counter, rustling what he was doing.

Brother Dong didn't want to embarrass Erbao, so he got up and said, "It doesn't matter, little boss, I came late. I'll go back now, and come out to look for it when it's cooler."

Er Bao said, "Don't worry, sign an employment agreement first."

Brother Dong paused, "Agreement?"

Erbao stuffed the agreement into his hands as a matter of course, and told him to read the terms by himself.It was all listed by Erbao himself, a few more than others.For example, working more than four hours a day is counted as overtime, and the boss is responsible for the medical expenses for work-related injuries, and pays family pensions and alimony, and there is also a confidentiality clause. During the confidentiality period, an additional one tael of silver will be paid every month.

Brother Dong looked at Erbao in disbelief, and Erbao showed his dimples, "Welcome to Quanren Grocery Store!"

Brother Dong was so moved that he even wanted to take the lead and donate himself, but before he could speak, Erbao told him a strange thing that was within the scope of the confidentiality clause, and told him to keep calm.

Brother Dong listened silently, thinking that the weather might be too hot, and the little boss had a heat stroke, so he hurried to pour a glass of cold water for the little boss.Unexpectedly, a bluff sounded above his head, almost killing half of his soul.

"Hey, the red knob is for hot water, change to the blue one!"

Pine, pine, squirrel, the squirrel in Little Boss' house can really talk!

With a snap, the water glass fell, and the pottery vessel broke into eight petals.Brother Dong swallowed his saliva, trying to prove that he was not crazy, "You, a squirrel, talking?"

The squirrel said: "Yes, it is your elder brother who is talking. Let me know that I am the pillar of the family. You should also call me the gray boss. Remember to keep it secret."

Brother Dong: "..."

dizzy dizzy.

Hula poured half a ladle of water on his face, and Dong Geer woke up again, staring at the tall man in front of him in a daze.Come to think of it, his name is Cang Gong, and he is the uncle of Erbao's little boss.

"Hi, uncle, hello." This counted as a greeting.

Zang Gong said: "You're welcome, just call the general."

Brother Dong was surprised, "My uncle was a general before? That's amazing!"

The squirrel said, "It's just the Huo Tou army."

Brother Dong was almost overwhelmed by the fact that squirrels can talk, but he heard Cang Gong say: "Don't rush over, just say hello to the third child."

Dong Geer then looked in the direction of the sound of "da da da", and saw the yellow cow exhaling white smoke from its nostrils, and ran towards him excitedly.

"Gou Erbao, brat, our family finally has a new member? I'm not the last one!"

Brother Dong: Fish can drown, birds can swim, and cows can smoke.

Dizzy again.

The unscrupulous Huotoujun laughed so hard that he poured the remaining half of the water.

Brother Dong is a reliable buddy, which solves Er Bao's concerns.In the future, when there are no guests, the eldest and third child of his family can chat and laugh in the backyard as usual.

With Brother Dong taking care of the shop, Erbao took the Huotou army to Songbai Garden, told the decoration team to level the ground, pave the road, and circled the location where holes need to be dug to repair the canal.

Zang Gong said: "I have also done decoration work before, so leave this garden to me, and I will plan it for you."

Erbao said, "Aren't you a Huotoujun? Why have you done everything?"

Tibetan bow said: "Versatile, born."

No, the Lord of the World has never done this business.He just stayed in the palace for a long time, wandered around the imperial garden a lot, and had a relatively high-end view of the aesthetics of the garden.

"The big house in the middle should be demolished directly, it is not practical. After dismantling it, build a three-storey one. If it is not enough in the future, we will demolish the ridge and add it up. The bricks are white, and the tiles are red, bright and eye-catching. The small building in the front In the square, erect a statue of King Wu in golden armor, take a thunderbolt battleship or an eight-wheeled sixteen-wing chariot..."

"Wait," Er Bao interrupted the man's wishful thinking, "It's fine to erect a statue, but why erect a golden armored Martial King? Which Martial King?"

King Wu said, "Of course it is Emperor Yuanwu."

Erbao: "..."

Sure enough, it will be wishful thinking.

"I have a grudge against the tyrant, so I won't stand him up." Er Bao said succinctly.

The tyrant asked him: "What kind of enmity is there? Why don't we just dismantle the magic machine and make it through?"

Er Bao said, "I just can't make it through. And it's not just this."

"Which one is there?"

Er Bao remained silent, recalling the scene in the previous dream, it seemed real and unreal, hard to say.

He had a subtle feeling, as if he had some kind of connection with the alien race, and the man in the golden armor cut off this connection, so that he could never find himself again.

But this is unreasonable, he is not a foreign demon, he should not have dreamed of the scene of the Six Kingdoms exterminating the foreign demon race, after all, in the dream he was still an unhatched chick, ignorant of the world.And counting according to the age, Emperor Yuanwu was only five or six years old at that time, so he should not be the one wearing the golden armor.

"A main road leads directly to the main road, so that passers-by can see it at a glance. The green plants on both sides should be lush, and there should be some neatly growing flowers and plants. The more vigorous the better. The ring road should lead underground, and a parking lot should be built underground , Both the steam car and the cart can be directly entered, and it is more convenient and more secretive to transport the corpse."

Huo Tou Jun actually started talking again, it seems that he has really done this business, and he loves it.

"The glazed tile house at the back can be demolished or renovated. It's in a good location. It's a distance from the organ bank. It's quiet and doesn't delay you from going to work at any time. We will live in it later, and we have to separate it from the organ bank in front. We'll fix it Let’s build a higher leaky wall, and find famous artists to paint and inscribe poems. Inside the leaky wall, build a lotus courtyard in the style of the aquatic tribe, with pines and green bamboos, and the artistic conception will be in place.”

Er Bao interrupted him again: "Do you know how much it costs to do so much? The organ bank has not been finished yet, and the Royal Garden has been built first. Also, what do you mean we live in it? It sounds weird." of."

Zang Gong said, "Don't you want to live with me?"

Erbao thought to himself, haha, only crazy people want to live with you.

"No, but I will marry a wife and have children in the future. How can I live with you all the time? And you, are you going to be a bachelor for the rest of your life? It doesn't matter if you are older, you still look young, and the most important thing for a man is to have Be ambitious, don't be idle anymore." Erbao's little boss taught the clerk earnestly.

Zang Gong said: "Don't talk about it, I'll just ask you if you want to live with me."

Erbao said, "Why are you so stubborn? I've been talking for a long time."

Cang Gong stared: "Do you want to or don't want to?"

Er Bao: "...Think! Can't you think about it?"

I'm so annoying.

How comfortable it is to sleep alone, you can toss in bed.

However, Er Bao wondered if he was hysterical. There was a strange phenomenon before. He obviously inserted the latch before going to bed, but when he got up in the morning, he found the door was open.

It was the same situation last night, but last night there was a Huotou army lying on the outside blocking him, and he should not be able to get out of bed. If he fell down, Huotoujun would tell him.

"Boss, there are customers coming, hurry back to the shop!" Dong Geer shouted from outside the garden, interrupting Erbao's thoughts.Er Bao promised: "I'll be back!"

The person who came to look for Erbao was a young master of the six-winged clan. He looked handsome and delicate, a little thin, and his short curly brown hair was unique.Behind him was a taller young man who was his companion and guard, and the only son of the old housekeeper.

"My name is Anser Kulva, and I was introduced by Grandma Bull. You can call me Anser." The young master said politely.

Er Bao hesitated for a moment, because the surname "Kurva" was very familiar.He also politely replied to his own name—no surname, just a first name, and asked: "Who is Granny Bull, I don't seem to have served her before?"

Anser said: "Oh, sorry, this is the name of the six-winged family. She is actually a Huiren, and the translated surname is Wang."

Oh, it's the grandma of the Wang family, and she actually introduced it when she said she would introduce it!

Erbao smiled and said, "Since Grandma Wang introduced you, I'll give you a [-]% discount. Master Anser, do you want to restore organs or plastic surgery?"

Anser wanted to answer, but his companion pressed his shoulder. He patted the back of the companion's hand and said, "Yiliwa, don't stop me, I've made my decision."

Erbao is confused again, Yiliwa, why does it sound so familiar?

Thinking about it again, ah, Xin Liwa, the bandit leader, once said that the money he robbed would be handed over to the Kurwa family!

This is a big family!

Erbao Hulong stood up suddenly, "You guys belong to the Kuerwa family? That princely aristocrat from the Six Wings?"

Yi Liwa said: "Please don't be so surprised, just treat us as ordinary guests, the young master has an approachable personality."

Er Bao went to see Zang Gong, who nodded to him, and he sat back obediently.He saw that there were folded wings on Anser's back, but Yiliwa didn't, and he couldn't help being curious.

Anser saw his doubts and said, "Yiliwa is a wise man. Boss, I came to you just to ask you to help me remove my wings."

"Ah?" Er Bao was even more surprised, "But as far as I know, wings are the only characteristic that distinguishes the Six Wings from the Hui people. If you remove the wings, won't you become a Hui person?"

Anser said: "I just want to become a wise person."

Hearing what he said, Erbao guessed that this wish might have something to do with Yiliwa, but when he went to see Yiliwa, Yiliwa's eyes were helpless, even hiding distressed emotions.Going to see Anser again, he was very firm and did not give up the idea just because Yiliwa disagreed.

Anser tells her story.It turned out that he fell in love with a wise man, but the other party felt that there was a natural blood barrier between the two clans, and Anse was of noble origin, so he kept him at a respectful distance.

Anser wants to prove his sincerity, so he regards himself as a cannonball that breaks through the racial barriers, starting from tearing down his wings, and working hard to get closer to his love.

Erbao was so moved.

Er Bao held his face with tears in his eyes.

But Anser is so stupid, is it worth it for love?

What is love?

Er Bao said: "The person you like must be a girl who looks like a fairy, otherwise, it would be impossible for anyone to make such a sacrifice."

Unexpectedly, Anser blushed slightly, and replied, "No, he's a man."

Er Bao: "Huh??"

Man and man, Anser, you are actually a broken sleeve!

Erbao almost blurted out, but reason seized the high ground in time and stopped the stupid words and deeds.Of course, this year, the mass production of broken sleeves can be wholesaled. This concept has already taken root in his not-so-fertile highland.

It is more difficult for a man to love a man than a toad loves a swan. Erbao thinks that he should help Anser, otherwise he will throw nails and throw hidden weapons on his tortuous road of love.

Erbao went to look at Tibetan bow again, but Tibetan bow still shook his head.

Er Bao then turned around and refused to listen to him.

Anyway, Huotoujun always disagreed with this and that. If he went back to a year ago, he would definitely not agree to open a grocery store for himself.

Erbao took the order, but gave Anser time to think about it and told him to make an order next time he came.After Anser left, a big hand came towards the second treasure cover, the palm was already close to the back of the head, but it turned into a gentle rubbing in the end.

Er Bao covered his head, "I thought you were going to hit me."

Zang Gong said, "Am I that cruel in your heart?"

Erbao said, "Why don't you let me take this order? I don't take this order, and I don't take that order. The whole family will drink the Northwest Wind."

Zang Gong said: "He is a nobleman. If you do well, he is grateful to you. If you do not do well? If he sweeps an army over, he won't even leave a hair for you."

Erbao said: "My business is to make money from rich and noble people. If I'm afraid, I'll just sell carrots."

And...Although it is not certain whether there is any conspiracy between the Cuerva family and the bandits, Master Anser still looks pretty good, and he probably won't bring the army to sweep it easily.

Er Bao said: "I just want to help him realize his wish of chasing love."

Zang Gong sneered, the little fool seemed to know what love is.

"Then have you considered, as a nobleman, you have changed your ethnicity, how will you explain it when you go back? Besides his family, there is also the Six-Winged King behind him, and the entire Six-Winged people, what will they think of him?"

Er Bao was stunned, "This, will he be regarded as a traitor?"

Zang Gong said: "Of course. You should also be careful yourself. Do as little business as possible for nobles. You don't understand what a person means to a country."

Er Bao was confused, "What?"

Tibetan bow said: "It's nothing."

Erbao still didn't understand what he meant, so Squirrel lowered his voice and said, "You used to live at the foot of Shenji, and your blood can continue to live. Think about it carefully, what is the difference between you and Shenji?"

Erbao suddenly realized that there was no difference, he himself came out of the magic machine, if those kings found out, they might have to arrest him again.

This is also the reason why Erbao has not confessed the truth to the squirrel and the scalper for a long time.Fearing that the two animals will be affected by him, the less people who know about it, the better.

Cang Gong knew the details of Erbao better than Squirrel, so he coughed, cut off the topic, and said, "Now that you have promised Anser, just wait for him to come again next time. I see that Yiliwa is very serious to him. It is still important, maybe there is a turning point. What are you thinking?"

"Oh, I was wondering how men fall in love with men." Er Bao picked up his lop ears, rubbed his furry rabbit ears, and his eyes burst out with an unusually bright light of curiosity, "General, you are not the one next to the tyrant." Dear friend, do you think he really has broken sleeves?"

Cang Gong felt so embarrassed for no reason, and replied fiercely: "I don't know, I haven't heard of it!"

Er Bao: "Why haven't you heard of it? You were sure that he was not before, but now you don't know?"

Zang Gong said: "You were sure before, so why ask me now?"

Er Bao: "...Oh, that's exactly what you said."

What is it, little fool!

Tibetan bow is inexplicably unhappy.

It's okay to ask, but why do you use that kind of eyes like looking at endangered and protected animals, as if Duan Xiuzhen is so shameless.

What happened to the broken sleeve?God doesn't care.

"But his parents will take care of it."

Coincidentally, Er Bao picked it up again, saying that Kuerwa is a famous family, and if such a scandal happens in the family, he will definitely be pointed at the spine and scolded in the future.

And Anser didn't know if he had brothers or sisters. If he was an only child, it would mean that the Cuerva family would have no offspring.

Cang Gong: "If you have no descendants, you will have no descendants. What are you worrying about?"

Erbao: "You're so strange, I'm just worried about him, and I don't discriminate against Duanxiu, so I don't need to vent my anger on your master and me."

Tibetan bow: "Who cares about getting angry with you."

Oh, don't worry!Slightly slightly!

Er Bao squeezed his throat and stuck out his tongue at his back.

He said he was not angry, but showed a bad face for others to see.

"Then what are you going to buy later? Want to eat meat?"

"Don't eat! I'm full!"

"..."

The author has something to say: Day [-]!Sprinkle flowers!I saw all the comments of the cuties, so hi Sen, so after finishing this chapter, I immediately started to code the next chapter, try my best to make another seven days, and wait for me obediently tomorrow!

Thanks for favorites and comments, thanks for the favorite column, thanks for saving the placenta, today I found out that there is even a cute little nutrient solution for the placenta, I was instantly moved, are you all angels?Please accept my carrot!