Tyrant and his crying baby bottle
Chapter 47
Brother Dong saw the door of the consultation room open, and the little boss dragged the general into the operating room.He wanted to pour a glass of water for the guest, but he was embarrassed.
The scalper lay at the entrance to the backyard, witnessed the whole process, and said, "You young people, you still can't do it. I think the black fire oil leaked by my old boss's former employer back then, and the whole family panicked. I was the only one. The old cow was calm, he was not afraid of danger and even smoked a cigarette."
Brother Dong: "...What happened next?"
"Then it caught fire," the scalper sighed regretfully. "That fire caused heavy losses. The owner changed his temper after being stimulated. He scolded his daughter-in-law, his son, and his buddy. Slaughterhouse. Tsk, in fact, he is quite nice, if it hadn’t become like that, I, Lao Niu, would still be willing to serve him.”
Brother Dong: Come on, the fire really has nothing to do with you?
"Haven't you been to our house in Nanxi Village, have you seen any flowers?"
"I see, why?"
"Is it good-looking?" The old scalper whistled, "I'll tell you the truth, Huahua is the love cow of my dreams, and I milk it when Erbao is not at home. I have experienced many battles in the old cow, Taishan Even Beng Yuqian can keep his face unchanged, unlike you, you can't stand it just because you hear that a customer wants breast enlargement."
"..."
Brother Dong doesn't want to talk any more—what made me fall to the point where I want to reminisce about the glorious years with an old bull?
The girl in the consulting room poked her head out and asked how long the wait would be. Dong Geer knocked on the door of the operating room and heard the two still arguing.
What the little boss means is that he treats customers equally, and there is no difference between breast augmentation surgery and craniotomy.The general meant no, it was the private part of the girl's house, how could he be a man to watch and touch casually.
The little boss was angry, saying that he had humiliated his professional integrity, and that it was not about viewing and touching, but about helping and saving.The general simply surrounded the little boss in a corner, saying that he would not let him take the order, and the little boss got out from his armpit, rolled up his sleeves and said that he would have an immediate operation.
Dong Ge'er was a little speechless, somehow felt that even if they were arguing, it seemed to be showing off.This uncle-nephew relationship is really enviable.
"Well, why don't we let the customer make the choice?" After finally catching a chance, Brother Dong said, "I think if the customer doesn't mind this, you can also consider taking it, in case she really needs to do this What about surgery?"
When the general looked at him, Brother Dong shuddered involuntarily.Ah, it looks like I said the wrong thing.
Unexpectedly, the general was not as unreasonable as on the surface, and replied: "Then tell her all the pros and cons of this operation. If she still wants to do it, I have nothing to say."
They then entered the counseling room.
Er Bao took out a piece of rice paper and asked Dong Geer to study the ink, and he wrote down one item after he said it, so that the guests could understand clearly.
"...Girls need to know that the purpose of this surgery is to improve the appearance, and it does not help the inside, such as breastfeeding a baby. It also has risks, such as infection, rupture, displacement, body rejection, fat body lesions, etc. But these risks are very small, because I will cut fat body from other parts of your body to fill, which is safer than filling prostheses."
This girl is quite thin. If you want to cut her fat from other parts, I really don't know where to cut it.She was also a little scared, and hugged herself and fell on the table.
"But I really want a plump figure. I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it. Recently, my fiancé and my sister have gotten very close. I always feel that they..."
At this point, she paused, bit her lip and remained silent, but mist formed in her eyes.
It turned out to be another typical example of misbehavior.
"I'll take this order." Er Bao made up his mind.
"No." The Huotou army was also resolute.
"I'll go get you some water." Dong Ge'er put down the ink ingot, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and slipped away.
The atmosphere froze, and Erbao was a little bit embarrassed to come down, so he winked at Huotoujun and told him not to start a fight in front of the guests.
But the Huotoujun asked, "Do you think you look good?"
Er Bao: "Are you asking me or a guest?"
Huotoujun said: "I can decide whether you look good or not, of course I ask the guests."
Er Bao laughed dryly: "Isn't that polite."
The guest also seemed to have been hit, his body trembled slightly, and even his words were tinged with tears: "I'm sorry to bother you today, I'd better go back."
Just when she was about to open the door, a big hand suddenly pressed down on her side, the wind frizzed her hair, and the door was closed again.
She turned around in a hurry and covered her mouth in horror.The person in front of her was much taller than her, so that even if she just faced her quietly, she felt a strong sense of oppression.
"Can you be kinder?" the other party asked her.
She tremblingly replied: "What, what do you mean?"
"Willow-leaf eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, weak and slender, I feel pity, how do you want to look good? Who are you adding some messy things to your body? Make it into Chang'e, and everyone will find it beautiful when they see it. Is that satisfied?"
"This, me, are you talking about me?"
"It's not you or someone. Please do me a favor and give those ordinary girls a way out, okay?"
The girl was stunned, thinking that she was dreaming, and murmured: "But, I don't think I look good, and he also thinks he looks good if he is plump, and he often talks like this..."
"You don't care what he thinks. Does he think pigs look good and you turn them into pigs? If he really likes you, he will like you even if you are not plump enough. If he doesn't like you, you will turn into a fairy Chang'e. Marry the second wife or marry the second wife."
Huotoujun had already left the door at this time, and walked up to Erbao, condescending.Looking at Erbao, he didn't know who he was talking to.
Er Bao understood the guest's mood, and when facing a person with too strong aura of aggression, hugging himself was an instinctive self-defense reaction.
Also, can you close your eyes?I didn't get sunken... well I did.ha.
This girl is also easy to coax, and it is admirable that Huotoujun made some rough sense.Inexplicably, she became more confident, thanked Huotoujun, apologized for delaying the little boss's time, and finally went out happily.
Erbao: "..."
So this order is done.
"How is it? Your uncle was a lobbyist in the army back then, not to mention a girl, even a military adviser would be willing to bow down." Huotoujun put Erbao's shoulders and raised his eyebrows.
Er Bao looked up at him, didn't want to say anything, shook off the burden on his shoulders, and also shook off the goosebumps all over his body.
The Central Army is really amazing, even a fire-headed army has to perform so many duties.Why don't you become a king if you are so omnipotent?
Seeing that he was silent, Huotoujun became happy instead, and asked, "Why are you so dark? Come and tell my uncle, do you feel uncomfortable seeing me and the little girl getting close? Tell the truth, the big deal is that I won't give you any money in the future." Marry my little aunt."
Er Bao glanced at him again, and shook his head silently, "I still hope that my little aunt can pass through the door early, and then give birth to a child for you, and someone will take care of you when you are demented."
As we all know, imagining is a symptom of Alzheimer's.
But from Huotoujun's point of view: ...Look, Xiao Erbao really has me in his heart, he is jealous, and he starts talking ironically.
A few days later, the side house of Erbao's house was completed.Money is a cow, two or 30 people work together, and the efficiency is doubled.
Fortunately, Erbao's house is spacious enough, and the room can be made bigger, and the luxurious big bed that has been dewed for several nights can finally enter the house.
On the first night of entering the house, Erbao kindly gave up the large tile-roofed house that is warm in winter and cool in summer to Huotoujun, but Huotoujun was unwilling, so Erbao bought him with money, but unfortunately failed.
On the second night of entering the house, Erbao really didn't want to squeeze anymore, and promised to give Huotoujun a raise, but unfortunately failed again.
On the third night of entering the house, Erbao showed his scalpel and said that if he didn't move, he would cut off his long braids and shave his bald head tonight while he was asleep.
Huotoujun is sad, heartbroken, and after a long while, he finally moved in.
At first watch, I looked at the roof in a daze while resting my arms on my pillow—what kind of repair is this, and the technique is too rough, incomparable with the palace.It's better to go back as soon as possible.
At the second watch, I looked sideways at the shadow of the tree outside the window - the rustling and insects were constantly buzzing, making it difficult to sleep, and it was incomparable with the palace.Still have to go back.
It was three o'clock, and there were slight footsteps outside.
Huotoujun stood up and opened the door.
Sure enough, Xiao Erbao was hysterical again.
The Huotoujun's heart softened.He understood that Xiao Erbao didn't go hysterical because Cheng Ming came, but because he was used to having him by his side, and he would go hysterical when he left suddenly.
This little fool, still doesn't admit that he has me in his heart?
The Huotoujun then picked up the man, hugged him and stuffed him into his bed.Close and bar the door—no, keep the door open, preferably so that all the animals in the house can see it.
As for going back to the palace...
It's not like you can go back if you want to.It's nothing to depend on others to suffer a little bit, a man can bend and stretch, how can he just cut off his robe and judge justice if he can make a few words.
It's outrageous.
In summer, it dawned early, and not long after the shop opened, Anse Cuerva came.
Unexpectedly, he would regret it so quickly, Erbao was quite surprised, and gave Yiliwa a "Congratulations, congratulations" look, although he didn't know why he did this.
Yiliwa responded with a smile, but this smile was clearly not joy, but bitterness.Then Erbao also calmed down, and asked, "How does Master Anser feel recently?"
Anser retracted his shoulder blades.That is the habitual movement of the six-winged people, in order to completely close their wings together to show their respect for the guests.But Anser lost his wings, so this action seemed a bit weird, and even he felt embarrassed.
Anser first said a few polite words: "The little boss has bruises under his eyes, didn't he sleep well last night? You should also pay attention to your body when you make money."
Er Bao said: "Yeah, I don't know what's going on, I obviously lay down in the main room last night, but after waking up, I was in the side room and had a weird dream all night."
"You're hysterical. You beat on my door in the middle of the night. If I don't open it again, I'm afraid the door will be torn down by you." Huotoujun walked over.
Er Bao had heard him say this once, but he still couldn't believe it.I also asked the squirrel and the scalper. The scalper snored loudly and didn't know about it at all, but the squirrel didn't speak, just nodded with his head open, which didn't seem to be a default.
The Firehead Army interrupted his thoughts and asked Anser: "It's been a long time since I saw you. The business at home is doing well. How is Master Cuerva?"
"It's all good. In the off-season, the business is naturally not as good as before, but it's not a problem to feed the hundreds of people in the Kurva family." Yiliwa answered, his words were obviously more cautious than last time. It's more like a report than a courtesy.
Cang Gong knew in his heart that this clever companion and guard would be able to guess something after looking at Jianghu Order and the Fifth Army's waist card, so he didn't deliberately pretend not to be involved, and just said casually: "That's good, the money is not worth it. You need too much, just don’t worry about food and clothing.”
Er Bao didn't understand the fronts between them, and was more concerned about Anser, asking if Anser needed to put the wings back on.
Anser hesitated for a moment, then replied: "Little boss, actually I came today to ask you to remove one more thing for me, I think..."
"Master." Yiliwa pressed his shoulders, his forbearance leaked a little, his voice became low and helpless, even pleading.
At this time, Brother Dong brought tea for several people, and Yiliwa took out the small silver tea spoon that came with him, trying to help Anser pick out the tea dregs.
Anser took the small tea spoon, stirred it slowly by himself, and said, "You sit down too, I can do it myself."
Er Bao watched him pick out the cute little chrysanthemums one by one, the movements were horribly slow, and he couldn't help asking: "What are we going to get rid of? If it's chrysanthemums, I might be powerless, because going to the toilet is still very difficult." Need to use..."
"Pfft!" Cang Gong put down the teacup and wiped his mouth without changing his face, "I'm sorry."
Anser couldn't keep stirring, and instantly felt that her elegance had turned into hypocrisy.He returned the small tea spoon to Yiliwa and said, "Little boss, can you turn me into a woman?"
"Pfft!" Erbao also had to put down the teacup.
Brother Dong sensibly removed all the teacups and closed the door of the consultation room for the four of them.
Even so, Erbao's uncontrollable voice still came out: "Are you crazy, why do you want to change your attributes?"
Master Anser's voice remained calm, and he replied, "Because he doesn't like men, I want to try one last time."
Brother Dong: "!!!"
Damn, Master Anser is really crazy.
Ordinary people are not worthy of trying to figure out the minds of nobles, so let's reminisce about the glorious years with the old pervert.
About half an hour passed, and the four of them came out of the consultation room.
Anser thanked Erbao excitedly, but Erbao had a complicated expression, wanting to help him but didn't want to stretch his hands, so he gave up after a few dawdlings.
Brother Dong saw it, the little boss was not happy, and took an order that he didn't want to take.
After the master and servant returned, Brother Dong persuaded his little boss: "This order can make a lot of money, boss, please be happy, after all, we don't have to worry about other people's affairs."
Er Bao sighed: "Is this what love is like? If you don't want what your parents give you, you don't want it. If you love others, you have to lose yourself, so why do you want love? Isn't it good to want yourself? Brother Dong, it's you." If so, who do you want?"
Brother Dong: "Huh? Me?"
Brother Dong felt hot on the back of his head, as if a line of sight was watching him as a kebab, so he had a desire to survive: "I don't have to choose, because no girl loves me. I will be satisfied as long as I can honor my parents and take good care of my sister in my life." Now, the luxury of love doesn’t matter.”
But Cang Gong said: "Not all love is like that. Kurva will lose himself precisely because the other party doesn't love him. Have you forgotten the girl who wants to have breast enlargement?"
Er Bao thought about it for a while, and thought that Anser was not as easy to coax as the girl with big breasts, no matter how much the Huotou army tried to scare the beautiful man, it would be impossible.
Love is terrible. I don’t want to love others in the future, let alone me. It’s good for us to live together as a group of three animals.
After receiving Anser's order, Erbao needed to create a new scalpel, a thinner, sharper blade that would allow him to cut the knife more accurately.
He went to a blacksmith, but the blacksmith said he couldn't make it, unless he could find him a very dense metal material, such as the military titanium used to make the shell of the Thunderbolt battleship.
Erbao is in trouble.
Even the private trade of black fire oil requires official authorization and control, not to mention the materials specially used to build Thunderbolt warships.
Or just use a regular scalpel?
But that place is fragile and sensitive, and if you are not careful, you will spend the rest of your life.
And Anser will definitely regret it, he must cut off the baby completely so that there will be no functional sequelae when it is put back.
So that night, the secret language whistle sounded again.
Leopard Flag No. [-] was very puzzled, "My lord, the titanium gold is uniformly allocated by the military, and every time it enters and exits the warehouse, the report is accurate to a millimeter. You actually want your subordinates to take two boards to make a knife head for the little boss? This is not the same as Fenghuo Is there any difference between playing princes?"
Leopard Banner No. [-] was terrified, this idiot actually compared the lord to a foolish lord.He hurriedly covered the idiot's mouth, laughed and said: "The fifth child really knows how to joke, but he must be strict in front of the lord, don't be an example, otherwise I will beat you myself."
Cang Gong couldn't be bothered, and asked, "Is there anything Leopard can do?"
Leopard San faintly had a bad premonition, turned his head, and said: "Master, it seems that we can only sneak into the army to steal it. The danger is dangerous, but as long as it is what the master wants, the subordinates will try their best to get two boards." .”
Zang Gong only paused, and said: "No need, prepare a set of night clothes for me, I will go in person."
Leopard Five pushed Leopard Three away, "How can that be done? Although the master's martial arts are better than those of his subordinates, you still have important responsibilities. What if you are in the military?"
Bao San covered the idiot's mouth again, "He didn't mean that, he was just worried about the safety of the lord. The subordinate just remembered that the commander Cheng Ming has a personal relationship with the commander of the military department, maybe he can help."
Zang Gong hummed, and then asked a few words about the movements of the Kurva family. After learning that Kurva had cut off the bandit robbery, he was relieved, guessing that the Six Winged King should get wind of it, no Contacting the Scale King secretly meant that they were not on the same boat.
After watching the lord go back, Leopard Wu couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed Leopard San away, "Are you stealing the new product from the freezer again? I can smell the coconut in your hand!"
Bao San hated iron for being weak, "Can you stop worrying about that crap? The coach sent you here to make money? You can do this, so you don't have to spend every day in the shop thinking about those low-end things. "
If you don't want to be popular with Leopard Wuxin, you still eat it, and you eat more than pigs. "If you want me to say that you shouldn't be used to the lord, the great cause has not been accomplished, what does the love of the old son and daughter look like?"
"You can see it too?" Bao San couldn't help showing a sad face, "I said just now that there was danger, and the Lord decided to go to the military headquarters in person. It would have been impossible if it had been postponed."
Leopard Five said: "That's not because the Lord is worried about you."
Leopard Three: "You need to grow your brains!"
Worrying about his subordinates is only one aspect, worrying that they won't be able to get titanium is the main thing.The lord's thoughts on that little boss, I'm afraid the coach has really hit the mark... Hey, I'm so sad.
The operation was scheduled for five days later, seeing the passage of time but not being able to find a suitable scalpel, Erbao scratched his head anxiously.
Just when he was thinking about whether to discuss with Yiliwa and ask Anser to go home and find a way to get titanium gold, the Huotou army brought him a package of things.
Open it and see, ho, it's actually two titanium plates!
Er Bao's eyes widened, "Where did you get it?"
The Huotoujun said, "I picked it up from behind the hillside. What is this?"
Er Bao raised his eyes and fluttered his eyelashes, "You don't know titanium gold? Then you should know the characters, isn't the word titanium gold printed on it?"
The Hutoujun was cramped with joy, but his face was full of astonishment, and he said in disbelief: "I didn't look carefully, so this is titanium gold? Hey, I am the Hutoujun of the Marine Army. I have never seen a Thunderbolt battleship. Even if I did, I wouldn't know it. Whichever piece of metal is titanium, is painted with invisible paint."
"Invisible paint? Is it the blue and white paint on the reverse side?"
"God, this is it!"
Then Er Bao closed the metal plate with a "snack", wrapped it in flannel with a rustle, and stuffed it into his arms like a rabbit carrying a carrot.
Just now he was half-believed, thinking that it was impossible for the word titanium to be engraved on the titanium plate. Maybe someone used scrap iron to fake titanium to cheat the tattered ones into raising the price.
Now that Huotoujun personally certifies the invisible paint, [-]% of it is titanium gold, because the invisible paint is much more expensive than scrap iron.
God, my luck is so good! !
Er Bao was ecstatic, and ran towards the iron shop.He handed one piece of titanium to the blacksmith, but the blacksmith looked like an old man reading a bulletin board, and his cervical spine was almost dislocated.
Erbao said: "This one is not consecrated, what are you afraid of?"
The blacksmith hurriedly wrapped the titanium gold, took Erbao into the room, and asked in a very low voice, "Where did you get the titanium gold?"
Er Bao said, "I picked it up."
Blacksmith: "Where did you pick it up?"
Erbao: "I picked it up from the hill behind Nanxi Village."
Er Bao complacently recounted the nonsense set of Tibetan Gong and him. Why did he get up early and saw it in the morning exercise?
"But you won't be able to make it in time. My uncle said that when he left, there happened to be a junk collector passing by."
Er Bao felt sorry for the blacksmith, but the blacksmith laughed dryly, "I don't want to rush this trip, it would be bad if the officials misunderstood me."
That afternoon, Erbao got a hot new knife.
I have to say that the knife head made of titanium gold is dazzling.
The Erbao Huotoujun said, "Look, look at our luck, it has been said that good people are rewarded, even God will help me."
Huotoujun raised his eyebrows, "Is there any credit for your buddy?"
Erbao: "Why are you everywhere?"
Firehead Army: "I picked up the titanium gold."
Erbao: "Oh, yes! Haha!"
Firehead Army: "..."
Little heartless!
The blacksmith used a piece of titanium to make four scalpels, only a small part of the material was used, and the rest was returned to Erbao.Erbao sterilized the four knives separately and put them on the table.
"Come on, let's close early today to discuss something," Erbao closed the shop door, and took out one of the scalpels, "This operation is very risky, so we have to test it in advance. Whoever it points to..."
Before he finished speaking, the squirrel rode a bull and ran away.After that, he rushed back like a gust of wind, grabbed the lop-eared rabbit, and rushed out the door in one go.
Cang Gongxu clenched his fist halfway and coughed lightly, "What do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you. I'm the Huotoujun."
Er Bao said: "General, is the golden scale a thing in the pool? I don't want you to cook, I want you to be me..."
"Farewell!" Another gust of wind blew by, and the shop door slammed several times, leaving no sign of the Huotoujun.
"Haha, haha, it's true, this group of people just don't show loyalty, and they are cowardly when they are needed. It's not like I can't pretend to go back. Well, Brother Dong, I have long seen that you are different from them Now, you are loyal, do you want to make some extra money?"
There is no need to turn the knife anymore, now besides Er Bao himself, only Dong Geer is left, and the extremely thin and dazzling knife head is so brightly poked at Dong Geer's eyes.
Brother Dong clutched his crotch and almost knelt down for him, "Little boss, is it too late to resign now? I'm a single passer for three generations."
Because of this fright, Brother Dong accidentally had a dream, dreaming that his dick was cut off by the little boss, and the little boss still smiled slyly, saying that it's not like he can't pretend to go back, what are he afraid of.
Later, he really pretended to go back, but it was installed on Huang Laosan's forehead, forcibly transforming Huang Laosan into a unicorn.
Huang Laosan also asked him: "Is it good-looking?"
Brother Dong woke up with a frightened sweat.
Erbao was washing his hands, and asked, "Is it hot? If it's hot, you can go to sleep under the big tree in the backyard. There's wind there, so it's cooler."
Dong Ge'er looked at the sky, it was already half past time, and the sun was also slanting to the west, so he slept for a whole hour in his afternoon nap.
Er Bao said: "It doesn't matter, business is slow during the day."
Brother Dong got up to fetch water and wiped off his sweat, but saw a plate of sauced red meat slices on the sink, and asked, "Boss, what is this?"
Er Bao said, "Take it and eat it, it's ready."
eat?This is for eating?
The more Dong Ge'er looked at it, the more familiar it became, but he couldn't remember what it was.After a gust of cool wind hit his back, he turned his head to look, and saw the scalper standing at the door of the operating room, the "unicorn" on his forehead had been cut in half.
It said: "Does it look good? Is it delicious?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa!!'
His boss was standing in front of the operating table with a tray.In the tray is the thing on the head of the "unicorn".bloody.
Brother Dong almost passed out, but he heard Erbao say, "What are you doing, you startled me. I'm practicing using a new knife here, and I almost scratched my hand."
Brother Dong slowed down, "So, what is that?"
Erbao said: "Of course it's a bullwhip. I bought it at a stew shop. It's raw. You won't lend it to me."
Brother Dong laughed, and finally he was completely relieved.
He remembered the "single horn" of the scalper again, and ran to the backyard to have a look.Huh, it's okay, the scalper is normal, but not very energetic, lying on the grass and smoking a stick of licorice-flavored dry tobacco, shivering with his crotch between his hands.
Maybe... Maybe it's because of some kind of wonderful empathy with the thing in the little boss's hand.
It was a sweltering night, and Er Bao woke up from the heat, and lay down on the big bed in the side room without any accidents.The Huotou Army was also awakened by his movement, groped over in the dark, and asked if it was hot.
Er Bao had already accepted the fact that he was hysterical, and said, "It's very hot, and I can't sleep well. I'll bring a piece of ice from the shop tomorrow, and it can melt overnight."
Zang Gong said: "I can't sleep either, let's talk?"
Er Bao turned over and faced him: "OK."
The two were silent at the same time, neither knowing what topic to start with.So Er Bao thought for a while and said, "I'm worried that Master Anser won't get the result he wants. What do you think?"
Cang Gong said: "This is his own choice. He is also considered brave. If it were me, I might not have the courage to give up so much. Unless I really like that person."
Erbao became interested and asked, "General, you are 44 years old. Why didn't you marry a wife before? I'm curious, what is it like to marry a wife?"
Cang Gong smiled lowly, and asked him: "What kind of taste are you referring to? Is it the taste of living with a partner and respecting each other as a guest, or the taste of a newlywed like glue?"
No, not on the surface.So Erbao leaned close to his ear and murmured a few words.
Hidden bow failed, and he found a lively little rabbit stuck in his ear, and he couldn't drive it away, and couldn't catch it, which made his heart itch.
"It's a sinking feeling."
In the darkness, the Huotoujun's eyes were dark red.
He licked the corners of his dry lips, and approached like Er Bao, sticking to the base of the little rabbit's ears and asking, "Do you want to try it? I can help you."
The scalper lay at the entrance to the backyard, witnessed the whole process, and said, "You young people, you still can't do it. I think the black fire oil leaked by my old boss's former employer back then, and the whole family panicked. I was the only one. The old cow was calm, he was not afraid of danger and even smoked a cigarette."
Brother Dong: "...What happened next?"
"Then it caught fire," the scalper sighed regretfully. "That fire caused heavy losses. The owner changed his temper after being stimulated. He scolded his daughter-in-law, his son, and his buddy. Slaughterhouse. Tsk, in fact, he is quite nice, if it hadn’t become like that, I, Lao Niu, would still be willing to serve him.”
Brother Dong: Come on, the fire really has nothing to do with you?
"Haven't you been to our house in Nanxi Village, have you seen any flowers?"
"I see, why?"
"Is it good-looking?" The old scalper whistled, "I'll tell you the truth, Huahua is the love cow of my dreams, and I milk it when Erbao is not at home. I have experienced many battles in the old cow, Taishan Even Beng Yuqian can keep his face unchanged, unlike you, you can't stand it just because you hear that a customer wants breast enlargement."
"..."
Brother Dong doesn't want to talk any more—what made me fall to the point where I want to reminisce about the glorious years with an old bull?
The girl in the consulting room poked her head out and asked how long the wait would be. Dong Geer knocked on the door of the operating room and heard the two still arguing.
What the little boss means is that he treats customers equally, and there is no difference between breast augmentation surgery and craniotomy.The general meant no, it was the private part of the girl's house, how could he be a man to watch and touch casually.
The little boss was angry, saying that he had humiliated his professional integrity, and that it was not about viewing and touching, but about helping and saving.The general simply surrounded the little boss in a corner, saying that he would not let him take the order, and the little boss got out from his armpit, rolled up his sleeves and said that he would have an immediate operation.
Dong Ge'er was a little speechless, somehow felt that even if they were arguing, it seemed to be showing off.This uncle-nephew relationship is really enviable.
"Well, why don't we let the customer make the choice?" After finally catching a chance, Brother Dong said, "I think if the customer doesn't mind this, you can also consider taking it, in case she really needs to do this What about surgery?"
When the general looked at him, Brother Dong shuddered involuntarily.Ah, it looks like I said the wrong thing.
Unexpectedly, the general was not as unreasonable as on the surface, and replied: "Then tell her all the pros and cons of this operation. If she still wants to do it, I have nothing to say."
They then entered the counseling room.
Er Bao took out a piece of rice paper and asked Dong Geer to study the ink, and he wrote down one item after he said it, so that the guests could understand clearly.
"...Girls need to know that the purpose of this surgery is to improve the appearance, and it does not help the inside, such as breastfeeding a baby. It also has risks, such as infection, rupture, displacement, body rejection, fat body lesions, etc. But these risks are very small, because I will cut fat body from other parts of your body to fill, which is safer than filling prostheses."
This girl is quite thin. If you want to cut her fat from other parts, I really don't know where to cut it.She was also a little scared, and hugged herself and fell on the table.
"But I really want a plump figure. I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it. Recently, my fiancé and my sister have gotten very close. I always feel that they..."
At this point, she paused, bit her lip and remained silent, but mist formed in her eyes.
It turned out to be another typical example of misbehavior.
"I'll take this order." Er Bao made up his mind.
"No." The Huotou army was also resolute.
"I'll go get you some water." Dong Ge'er put down the ink ingot, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and slipped away.
The atmosphere froze, and Erbao was a little bit embarrassed to come down, so he winked at Huotoujun and told him not to start a fight in front of the guests.
But the Huotoujun asked, "Do you think you look good?"
Er Bao: "Are you asking me or a guest?"
Huotoujun said: "I can decide whether you look good or not, of course I ask the guests."
Er Bao laughed dryly: "Isn't that polite."
The guest also seemed to have been hit, his body trembled slightly, and even his words were tinged with tears: "I'm sorry to bother you today, I'd better go back."
Just when she was about to open the door, a big hand suddenly pressed down on her side, the wind frizzed her hair, and the door was closed again.
She turned around in a hurry and covered her mouth in horror.The person in front of her was much taller than her, so that even if she just faced her quietly, she felt a strong sense of oppression.
"Can you be kinder?" the other party asked her.
She tremblingly replied: "What, what do you mean?"
"Willow-leaf eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, weak and slender, I feel pity, how do you want to look good? Who are you adding some messy things to your body? Make it into Chang'e, and everyone will find it beautiful when they see it. Is that satisfied?"
"This, me, are you talking about me?"
"It's not you or someone. Please do me a favor and give those ordinary girls a way out, okay?"
The girl was stunned, thinking that she was dreaming, and murmured: "But, I don't think I look good, and he also thinks he looks good if he is plump, and he often talks like this..."
"You don't care what he thinks. Does he think pigs look good and you turn them into pigs? If he really likes you, he will like you even if you are not plump enough. If he doesn't like you, you will turn into a fairy Chang'e. Marry the second wife or marry the second wife."
Huotoujun had already left the door at this time, and walked up to Erbao, condescending.Looking at Erbao, he didn't know who he was talking to.
Er Bao understood the guest's mood, and when facing a person with too strong aura of aggression, hugging himself was an instinctive self-defense reaction.
Also, can you close your eyes?I didn't get sunken... well I did.ha.
This girl is also easy to coax, and it is admirable that Huotoujun made some rough sense.Inexplicably, she became more confident, thanked Huotoujun, apologized for delaying the little boss's time, and finally went out happily.
Erbao: "..."
So this order is done.
"How is it? Your uncle was a lobbyist in the army back then, not to mention a girl, even a military adviser would be willing to bow down." Huotoujun put Erbao's shoulders and raised his eyebrows.
Er Bao looked up at him, didn't want to say anything, shook off the burden on his shoulders, and also shook off the goosebumps all over his body.
The Central Army is really amazing, even a fire-headed army has to perform so many duties.Why don't you become a king if you are so omnipotent?
Seeing that he was silent, Huotoujun became happy instead, and asked, "Why are you so dark? Come and tell my uncle, do you feel uncomfortable seeing me and the little girl getting close? Tell the truth, the big deal is that I won't give you any money in the future." Marry my little aunt."
Er Bao glanced at him again, and shook his head silently, "I still hope that my little aunt can pass through the door early, and then give birth to a child for you, and someone will take care of you when you are demented."
As we all know, imagining is a symptom of Alzheimer's.
But from Huotoujun's point of view: ...Look, Xiao Erbao really has me in his heart, he is jealous, and he starts talking ironically.
A few days later, the side house of Erbao's house was completed.Money is a cow, two or 30 people work together, and the efficiency is doubled.
Fortunately, Erbao's house is spacious enough, and the room can be made bigger, and the luxurious big bed that has been dewed for several nights can finally enter the house.
On the first night of entering the house, Erbao kindly gave up the large tile-roofed house that is warm in winter and cool in summer to Huotoujun, but Huotoujun was unwilling, so Erbao bought him with money, but unfortunately failed.
On the second night of entering the house, Erbao really didn't want to squeeze anymore, and promised to give Huotoujun a raise, but unfortunately failed again.
On the third night of entering the house, Erbao showed his scalpel and said that if he didn't move, he would cut off his long braids and shave his bald head tonight while he was asleep.
Huotoujun is sad, heartbroken, and after a long while, he finally moved in.
At first watch, I looked at the roof in a daze while resting my arms on my pillow—what kind of repair is this, and the technique is too rough, incomparable with the palace.It's better to go back as soon as possible.
At the second watch, I looked sideways at the shadow of the tree outside the window - the rustling and insects were constantly buzzing, making it difficult to sleep, and it was incomparable with the palace.Still have to go back.
It was three o'clock, and there were slight footsteps outside.
Huotoujun stood up and opened the door.
Sure enough, Xiao Erbao was hysterical again.
The Huotoujun's heart softened.He understood that Xiao Erbao didn't go hysterical because Cheng Ming came, but because he was used to having him by his side, and he would go hysterical when he left suddenly.
This little fool, still doesn't admit that he has me in his heart?
The Huotoujun then picked up the man, hugged him and stuffed him into his bed.Close and bar the door—no, keep the door open, preferably so that all the animals in the house can see it.
As for going back to the palace...
It's not like you can go back if you want to.It's nothing to depend on others to suffer a little bit, a man can bend and stretch, how can he just cut off his robe and judge justice if he can make a few words.
It's outrageous.
In summer, it dawned early, and not long after the shop opened, Anse Cuerva came.
Unexpectedly, he would regret it so quickly, Erbao was quite surprised, and gave Yiliwa a "Congratulations, congratulations" look, although he didn't know why he did this.
Yiliwa responded with a smile, but this smile was clearly not joy, but bitterness.Then Erbao also calmed down, and asked, "How does Master Anser feel recently?"
Anser retracted his shoulder blades.That is the habitual movement of the six-winged people, in order to completely close their wings together to show their respect for the guests.But Anser lost his wings, so this action seemed a bit weird, and even he felt embarrassed.
Anser first said a few polite words: "The little boss has bruises under his eyes, didn't he sleep well last night? You should also pay attention to your body when you make money."
Er Bao said: "Yeah, I don't know what's going on, I obviously lay down in the main room last night, but after waking up, I was in the side room and had a weird dream all night."
"You're hysterical. You beat on my door in the middle of the night. If I don't open it again, I'm afraid the door will be torn down by you." Huotoujun walked over.
Er Bao had heard him say this once, but he still couldn't believe it.I also asked the squirrel and the scalper. The scalper snored loudly and didn't know about it at all, but the squirrel didn't speak, just nodded with his head open, which didn't seem to be a default.
The Firehead Army interrupted his thoughts and asked Anser: "It's been a long time since I saw you. The business at home is doing well. How is Master Cuerva?"
"It's all good. In the off-season, the business is naturally not as good as before, but it's not a problem to feed the hundreds of people in the Kurva family." Yiliwa answered, his words were obviously more cautious than last time. It's more like a report than a courtesy.
Cang Gong knew in his heart that this clever companion and guard would be able to guess something after looking at Jianghu Order and the Fifth Army's waist card, so he didn't deliberately pretend not to be involved, and just said casually: "That's good, the money is not worth it. You need too much, just don’t worry about food and clothing.”
Er Bao didn't understand the fronts between them, and was more concerned about Anser, asking if Anser needed to put the wings back on.
Anser hesitated for a moment, then replied: "Little boss, actually I came today to ask you to remove one more thing for me, I think..."
"Master." Yiliwa pressed his shoulders, his forbearance leaked a little, his voice became low and helpless, even pleading.
At this time, Brother Dong brought tea for several people, and Yiliwa took out the small silver tea spoon that came with him, trying to help Anser pick out the tea dregs.
Anser took the small tea spoon, stirred it slowly by himself, and said, "You sit down too, I can do it myself."
Er Bao watched him pick out the cute little chrysanthemums one by one, the movements were horribly slow, and he couldn't help asking: "What are we going to get rid of? If it's chrysanthemums, I might be powerless, because going to the toilet is still very difficult." Need to use..."
"Pfft!" Cang Gong put down the teacup and wiped his mouth without changing his face, "I'm sorry."
Anser couldn't keep stirring, and instantly felt that her elegance had turned into hypocrisy.He returned the small tea spoon to Yiliwa and said, "Little boss, can you turn me into a woman?"
"Pfft!" Erbao also had to put down the teacup.
Brother Dong sensibly removed all the teacups and closed the door of the consultation room for the four of them.
Even so, Erbao's uncontrollable voice still came out: "Are you crazy, why do you want to change your attributes?"
Master Anser's voice remained calm, and he replied, "Because he doesn't like men, I want to try one last time."
Brother Dong: "!!!"
Damn, Master Anser is really crazy.
Ordinary people are not worthy of trying to figure out the minds of nobles, so let's reminisce about the glorious years with the old pervert.
About half an hour passed, and the four of them came out of the consultation room.
Anser thanked Erbao excitedly, but Erbao had a complicated expression, wanting to help him but didn't want to stretch his hands, so he gave up after a few dawdlings.
Brother Dong saw it, the little boss was not happy, and took an order that he didn't want to take.
After the master and servant returned, Brother Dong persuaded his little boss: "This order can make a lot of money, boss, please be happy, after all, we don't have to worry about other people's affairs."
Er Bao sighed: "Is this what love is like? If you don't want what your parents give you, you don't want it. If you love others, you have to lose yourself, so why do you want love? Isn't it good to want yourself? Brother Dong, it's you." If so, who do you want?"
Brother Dong: "Huh? Me?"
Brother Dong felt hot on the back of his head, as if a line of sight was watching him as a kebab, so he had a desire to survive: "I don't have to choose, because no girl loves me. I will be satisfied as long as I can honor my parents and take good care of my sister in my life." Now, the luxury of love doesn’t matter.”
But Cang Gong said: "Not all love is like that. Kurva will lose himself precisely because the other party doesn't love him. Have you forgotten the girl who wants to have breast enlargement?"
Er Bao thought about it for a while, and thought that Anser was not as easy to coax as the girl with big breasts, no matter how much the Huotou army tried to scare the beautiful man, it would be impossible.
Love is terrible. I don’t want to love others in the future, let alone me. It’s good for us to live together as a group of three animals.
After receiving Anser's order, Erbao needed to create a new scalpel, a thinner, sharper blade that would allow him to cut the knife more accurately.
He went to a blacksmith, but the blacksmith said he couldn't make it, unless he could find him a very dense metal material, such as the military titanium used to make the shell of the Thunderbolt battleship.
Erbao is in trouble.
Even the private trade of black fire oil requires official authorization and control, not to mention the materials specially used to build Thunderbolt warships.
Or just use a regular scalpel?
But that place is fragile and sensitive, and if you are not careful, you will spend the rest of your life.
And Anser will definitely regret it, he must cut off the baby completely so that there will be no functional sequelae when it is put back.
So that night, the secret language whistle sounded again.
Leopard Flag No. [-] was very puzzled, "My lord, the titanium gold is uniformly allocated by the military, and every time it enters and exits the warehouse, the report is accurate to a millimeter. You actually want your subordinates to take two boards to make a knife head for the little boss? This is not the same as Fenghuo Is there any difference between playing princes?"
Leopard Banner No. [-] was terrified, this idiot actually compared the lord to a foolish lord.He hurriedly covered the idiot's mouth, laughed and said: "The fifth child really knows how to joke, but he must be strict in front of the lord, don't be an example, otherwise I will beat you myself."
Cang Gong couldn't be bothered, and asked, "Is there anything Leopard can do?"
Leopard San faintly had a bad premonition, turned his head, and said: "Master, it seems that we can only sneak into the army to steal it. The danger is dangerous, but as long as it is what the master wants, the subordinates will try their best to get two boards." .”
Zang Gong only paused, and said: "No need, prepare a set of night clothes for me, I will go in person."
Leopard Five pushed Leopard Three away, "How can that be done? Although the master's martial arts are better than those of his subordinates, you still have important responsibilities. What if you are in the military?"
Bao San covered the idiot's mouth again, "He didn't mean that, he was just worried about the safety of the lord. The subordinate just remembered that the commander Cheng Ming has a personal relationship with the commander of the military department, maybe he can help."
Zang Gong hummed, and then asked a few words about the movements of the Kurva family. After learning that Kurva had cut off the bandit robbery, he was relieved, guessing that the Six Winged King should get wind of it, no Contacting the Scale King secretly meant that they were not on the same boat.
After watching the lord go back, Leopard Wu couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed Leopard San away, "Are you stealing the new product from the freezer again? I can smell the coconut in your hand!"
Bao San hated iron for being weak, "Can you stop worrying about that crap? The coach sent you here to make money? You can do this, so you don't have to spend every day in the shop thinking about those low-end things. "
If you don't want to be popular with Leopard Wuxin, you still eat it, and you eat more than pigs. "If you want me to say that you shouldn't be used to the lord, the great cause has not been accomplished, what does the love of the old son and daughter look like?"
"You can see it too?" Bao San couldn't help showing a sad face, "I said just now that there was danger, and the Lord decided to go to the military headquarters in person. It would have been impossible if it had been postponed."
Leopard Five said: "That's not because the Lord is worried about you."
Leopard Three: "You need to grow your brains!"
Worrying about his subordinates is only one aspect, worrying that they won't be able to get titanium is the main thing.The lord's thoughts on that little boss, I'm afraid the coach has really hit the mark... Hey, I'm so sad.
The operation was scheduled for five days later, seeing the passage of time but not being able to find a suitable scalpel, Erbao scratched his head anxiously.
Just when he was thinking about whether to discuss with Yiliwa and ask Anser to go home and find a way to get titanium gold, the Huotou army brought him a package of things.
Open it and see, ho, it's actually two titanium plates!
Er Bao's eyes widened, "Where did you get it?"
The Huotoujun said, "I picked it up from behind the hillside. What is this?"
Er Bao raised his eyes and fluttered his eyelashes, "You don't know titanium gold? Then you should know the characters, isn't the word titanium gold printed on it?"
The Hutoujun was cramped with joy, but his face was full of astonishment, and he said in disbelief: "I didn't look carefully, so this is titanium gold? Hey, I am the Hutoujun of the Marine Army. I have never seen a Thunderbolt battleship. Even if I did, I wouldn't know it. Whichever piece of metal is titanium, is painted with invisible paint."
"Invisible paint? Is it the blue and white paint on the reverse side?"
"God, this is it!"
Then Er Bao closed the metal plate with a "snack", wrapped it in flannel with a rustle, and stuffed it into his arms like a rabbit carrying a carrot.
Just now he was half-believed, thinking that it was impossible for the word titanium to be engraved on the titanium plate. Maybe someone used scrap iron to fake titanium to cheat the tattered ones into raising the price.
Now that Huotoujun personally certifies the invisible paint, [-]% of it is titanium gold, because the invisible paint is much more expensive than scrap iron.
God, my luck is so good! !
Er Bao was ecstatic, and ran towards the iron shop.He handed one piece of titanium to the blacksmith, but the blacksmith looked like an old man reading a bulletin board, and his cervical spine was almost dislocated.
Erbao said: "This one is not consecrated, what are you afraid of?"
The blacksmith hurriedly wrapped the titanium gold, took Erbao into the room, and asked in a very low voice, "Where did you get the titanium gold?"
Er Bao said, "I picked it up."
Blacksmith: "Where did you pick it up?"
Erbao: "I picked it up from the hill behind Nanxi Village."
Er Bao complacently recounted the nonsense set of Tibetan Gong and him. Why did he get up early and saw it in the morning exercise?
"But you won't be able to make it in time. My uncle said that when he left, there happened to be a junk collector passing by."
Er Bao felt sorry for the blacksmith, but the blacksmith laughed dryly, "I don't want to rush this trip, it would be bad if the officials misunderstood me."
That afternoon, Erbao got a hot new knife.
I have to say that the knife head made of titanium gold is dazzling.
The Erbao Huotoujun said, "Look, look at our luck, it has been said that good people are rewarded, even God will help me."
Huotoujun raised his eyebrows, "Is there any credit for your buddy?"
Erbao: "Why are you everywhere?"
Firehead Army: "I picked up the titanium gold."
Erbao: "Oh, yes! Haha!"
Firehead Army: "..."
Little heartless!
The blacksmith used a piece of titanium to make four scalpels, only a small part of the material was used, and the rest was returned to Erbao.Erbao sterilized the four knives separately and put them on the table.
"Come on, let's close early today to discuss something," Erbao closed the shop door, and took out one of the scalpels, "This operation is very risky, so we have to test it in advance. Whoever it points to..."
Before he finished speaking, the squirrel rode a bull and ran away.After that, he rushed back like a gust of wind, grabbed the lop-eared rabbit, and rushed out the door in one go.
Cang Gongxu clenched his fist halfway and coughed lightly, "What do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you. I'm the Huotoujun."
Er Bao said: "General, is the golden scale a thing in the pool? I don't want you to cook, I want you to be me..."
"Farewell!" Another gust of wind blew by, and the shop door slammed several times, leaving no sign of the Huotoujun.
"Haha, haha, it's true, this group of people just don't show loyalty, and they are cowardly when they are needed. It's not like I can't pretend to go back. Well, Brother Dong, I have long seen that you are different from them Now, you are loyal, do you want to make some extra money?"
There is no need to turn the knife anymore, now besides Er Bao himself, only Dong Geer is left, and the extremely thin and dazzling knife head is so brightly poked at Dong Geer's eyes.
Brother Dong clutched his crotch and almost knelt down for him, "Little boss, is it too late to resign now? I'm a single passer for three generations."
Because of this fright, Brother Dong accidentally had a dream, dreaming that his dick was cut off by the little boss, and the little boss still smiled slyly, saying that it's not like he can't pretend to go back, what are he afraid of.
Later, he really pretended to go back, but it was installed on Huang Laosan's forehead, forcibly transforming Huang Laosan into a unicorn.
Huang Laosan also asked him: "Is it good-looking?"
Brother Dong woke up with a frightened sweat.
Erbao was washing his hands, and asked, "Is it hot? If it's hot, you can go to sleep under the big tree in the backyard. There's wind there, so it's cooler."
Dong Ge'er looked at the sky, it was already half past time, and the sun was also slanting to the west, so he slept for a whole hour in his afternoon nap.
Er Bao said: "It doesn't matter, business is slow during the day."
Brother Dong got up to fetch water and wiped off his sweat, but saw a plate of sauced red meat slices on the sink, and asked, "Boss, what is this?"
Er Bao said, "Take it and eat it, it's ready."
eat?This is for eating?
The more Dong Ge'er looked at it, the more familiar it became, but he couldn't remember what it was.After a gust of cool wind hit his back, he turned his head to look, and saw the scalper standing at the door of the operating room, the "unicorn" on his forehead had been cut in half.
It said: "Does it look good? Is it delicious?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaa!!'
His boss was standing in front of the operating table with a tray.In the tray is the thing on the head of the "unicorn".bloody.
Brother Dong almost passed out, but he heard Erbao say, "What are you doing, you startled me. I'm practicing using a new knife here, and I almost scratched my hand."
Brother Dong slowed down, "So, what is that?"
Erbao said: "Of course it's a bullwhip. I bought it at a stew shop. It's raw. You won't lend it to me."
Brother Dong laughed, and finally he was completely relieved.
He remembered the "single horn" of the scalper again, and ran to the backyard to have a look.Huh, it's okay, the scalper is normal, but not very energetic, lying on the grass and smoking a stick of licorice-flavored dry tobacco, shivering with his crotch between his hands.
Maybe... Maybe it's because of some kind of wonderful empathy with the thing in the little boss's hand.
It was a sweltering night, and Er Bao woke up from the heat, and lay down on the big bed in the side room without any accidents.The Huotou Army was also awakened by his movement, groped over in the dark, and asked if it was hot.
Er Bao had already accepted the fact that he was hysterical, and said, "It's very hot, and I can't sleep well. I'll bring a piece of ice from the shop tomorrow, and it can melt overnight."
Zang Gong said: "I can't sleep either, let's talk?"
Er Bao turned over and faced him: "OK."
The two were silent at the same time, neither knowing what topic to start with.So Er Bao thought for a while and said, "I'm worried that Master Anser won't get the result he wants. What do you think?"
Cang Gong said: "This is his own choice. He is also considered brave. If it were me, I might not have the courage to give up so much. Unless I really like that person."
Erbao became interested and asked, "General, you are 44 years old. Why didn't you marry a wife before? I'm curious, what is it like to marry a wife?"
Cang Gong smiled lowly, and asked him: "What kind of taste are you referring to? Is it the taste of living with a partner and respecting each other as a guest, or the taste of a newlywed like glue?"
No, not on the surface.So Erbao leaned close to his ear and murmured a few words.
Hidden bow failed, and he found a lively little rabbit stuck in his ear, and he couldn't drive it away, and couldn't catch it, which made his heart itch.
"It's a sinking feeling."
In the darkness, the Huotoujun's eyes were dark red.
He licked the corners of his dry lips, and approached like Er Bao, sticking to the base of the little rabbit's ears and asking, "Do you want to try it? I can help you."
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