Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

In the middle of the night, there was a constant sound of water in the courtyard of Erbao's house.

"It's so noisy, don't others want to sleep?" The squirrel opened the wooden door of its private mouse mansion - the small tree house, and called out to the person taking a cold bath under the tree.

Cang Gong had no choice but to throw the water ladle back into the tank, and sat under the tree to calm down.He landed on his toes regularly, propped his knees with one hand, and pinched the center of his eyebrows with the other.

Still very restless.

The moon in the sky is Erbao's face, the stars in the water are Erbao's eyes, the heat wave is Erbao's temperature, and the evening wind is Erbao's voice...

Very promising.It's just that I just touched someone, and I tossed myself like this.

Tch, just touched it, as for scaring it away?

I agreed to taste the taste, but how can I taste the pants?How can you taste it without touching it?How can you taste it without moving your hand?

For the first time, the leader of the world is willing to work for others, but he has earned the name of a hooligan.That's not a big deal, the worst thing is that the little bastard just doesn't care if he provokes people, so is it possible that the master of the world should secretly hide in a side room to slander himself?

Outrageous.

It's time to kill the Nine Clans!

Tsk, it's still useless to say it, why let people run away.

It's not that I haven't hugged or kissed him before, I have bitten him several times, and even drank the blood flowing in the deepest part of my body. Doesn't it mean that he is mine?

Then what's the point of being polite, at worst, he will be called a beast again, so as not to have to press down with cold water now, and suffer from the squirrel's cowardice.

Otherwise, break in now and be a beast?

Cheng, do what you say!

The Lord of the World came to the door of the main room aggressively, and was about to kick the door with his legs——

"I'm lucky! I really like the general!"

"Really like me? How do you like me? How much do you like me?"

"I almost caught up with the gray boss and Huang Laosan! Oh, and there are Huahua, Qiu Lengjun, Luo Er, Siyaner..."

The scene of Xiao Erbao jumping up and screaming excitedly is still in front of my eyes.

"Uncle! I'm so lucky! I bought a big mansion for 100 taels... My organ bank is settled!"

"Is it due to your buddy?"

"You have the most credit! Wood!"

Xiao Erbao offered a kiss for the first time.

It's nice that he's smiling so happily.

The master of the world retreated back in a strange way.The wet kiss still remained when the thumb touched the upper lip, as if it happened yesterday.

Forget it, forget it.

Before people like you, you want to be with them.

Don't you just want his body, not his love?

Didn't sleep all night.The next morning, the unscrupulous little boss dragged Huotoujun to work as usual, and gave him an extra bowl of spicy soup and a plate of beef as compensation.

Compensation for what?

The little boss said, you were doing it for my own good last night, I shouldn't scold you in surprise, I thought about it after I went back, the taste was really good when you touched me, it seems that love is worth looking forward to, married Wives and children are worth looking forward to!Hahaha!

"..." Huotou Jun felt miserable.

I feel that I am that undignified maid who has been summoned by my master to serve me twice, and I can go away if I know the taste, and I will give up a few bolts of silk and satin.

Co-author, you take me as Mr. Enlightenment!

Isn't this the heartless guy who lifts his pants and turns his face? !

"General, your complexion is not very good." Brother Dong stretched out his hand and shook it in front of him.

"Well, the rabbit was making trouble, and I didn't sleep well."

"Hey!" Erbao ran over to prevent him from talking nonsense.

"Why, I said Xiao Huang but not you."

The Huotou army was not happy, took "The Legend of Kings" and went to the backyard, but he didn't come out to say hello when Anser and Yiliwa came.

He has to study, how did that King Wu coax a man into his hands? He is also King Wu, why is it so difficult for him?

Before operating on Anser, Er Bao persuaded him for a while.From his answer, Erbao noticed a little bit of weirdness, as if Anser's obsession with that man was unreasonable.Anser couldn't even tell what attracted him to the other party, he just liked it.

"Isn't liking someone because he's outstanding, has a shining point that surpasses others, and has advantages that match his own aesthetics or personality preferences?" After entering the operating room, Erbao still couldn't help asking this question.

Anser lay quietly on the operating table—this time Yiliwa couldn't accompany him because he was embarrassed and kicked him out—so he wouldn't feel pressured to talk about this topic.

He said: "I liked him the first time I met him. He was a brave man. At that time, I was still young, eight years old. I didn't want to listen to my master's lectures, so I ran away and went to pick cattails under the weir to play. .In the end, the housekeeper brought someone to find me. I was so scared that I almost slipped into the water..."

Ancer said that when he grabbed a cattail on the weir and was about to uproot the cattail and fall into the water, a small hand grabbed him.

He didn't want to be taken back by the steward, so he begged the owner of the little hand not to expose him.After that, the butler asked from a distance if there was a young master at the bottom of the weir, and the owner of the little hand shook his head.The butler walked away, and the owner of the little hand handed down a rope, and left after he grabbed it.

When Anser climbed up to the crest of the weir, there was no one there. He didn't see the face of the owner of the little hand, but only saw a fish scale-like birthmark on the inside of his wrist, which was a light pink color, very pretty.

"I always wanted to see him again, but he didn't remember me when I saw him again," Anser said. "Fortunately, the birthmark on his wrist is still there, and I recognized it at a glance."

Er Bao said: "That's it? And then you think you like him? But I think it has been many years, and he may not be the same as when he was a child."

Anser said: "Where can a person who will lend a helping hand to strangers change? I believe in his nature."

The ice cubes were melting slowly, and the temperature in the operating room became cool and pleasant. Anser quickly fell asleep.Erbao also brought a scalpel and lifted Anse's clothes.

Is there really someone who will remember a person for a lifetime because of such a small thing?Who knows, if the owner of the little hand that touches the eggshell appears, Er Bao feels that maybe he will not be better than Anser.

Under the big tree in the backyard, Yiliwa walked behind Zang Gong, "I'm reading a book."

"Pa", Zang Gong closed the pages of the book with an unnatural expression.Because he was seeing the male concubine stuffing "Locking Fragrance and Warm Jade" under her body for training, so as to enhance her connection with King Wu.

""The Second Biography of Kings"?" Yi Liwa asked.

"Well, it's just something about fighting and killing, nothing to see." Zang Gong said and put the book on the back of his head, and then changed the subject, "Stop persuading me?"

"I've persuaded everyone who should be persuaded. The young master has his own ideas, and the servants should not interfere too much."

"As long as it's for his own good, interfering is interfering. It's better than not taking the medicine when he regrets it in the future."

Yiliwa was silent for a moment, then said: "I have to respect him. This is his right."

Zang Gong usually annoys other people's mother-in-law the most, but it is rare for him not to sneer at this incident, it may be that something hurts the other, and he feels that he is also a mother-in-law.

He asked, "When did you start serving as a servant to the Cullvas?"

Yiliwa said: "Ten years old. I went there once before that day, just in time for the young master to have fun and escaped from the school. Master Cuerva thought that although I was a foreigner, I had a stable temperament and could accompany the young master to study. After half a year, I was called into the mansion."

Yi Liwa also lay down on the grass as he spoke.The sunlight pierced through the dense tree shadows, and only a few mottled light spots were projected, shaking on his face.

Zang Gong saw that there was a scar on his wrist, only superficial but not small, so he asked, "What kind of scar is that?"

Yiliwa raised his hand to look at it, and replied: "Birthmark. Father said that the totem of the six-winged tribe is a six-winged bird, and the fish scales are something from the aquatic tribe. He burned it with water before I entered the mansion to study with him." , so as not to be challenged by caring people in the future."

Zang Gong snorted coldly: "There are many things."

These two people who were at odds kept chatting until the operation was over, and when Erbao came out, he happened to hear them talking about Anser.

Yiliwa didn't even understand why Anser liked that man. He only knew that Anser had been staring at the cattails in the garden in a daze since the man appeared half a year ago.

Cang Gong said: "If you like someone, go after him. There is nothing wrong with him. Compared with him, you are really not brave enough."

Yiliwa blushed, and hurriedly defended: "You misunderstood, my feelings for the young master are very sincere and pure friendship, just like, just like you did to the little boss."

Tibetan bow froze for a moment, "Oh, that is indeed very pure."

Erbao: Ha, the Huotou army thinks everyone has broken sleeves!

Anser woke up and was still caught by Yiliwa, but this time Yiliwa's face was red all the time, and he didn't dare to look at Anser.

Anser was weaker than last time. Knowing that Yiliwa was hugging him, he leaned on his chest and fell into a deep sleep, and said in a daze, "Yiliwa, it's fortunate that you are with me."

Seeing Yiliwa carry Anser into the car, Erbao's mood is indescribable.He sighed: "Yiliwa is really loyal and treats Anser like his own brother. Anser is also a good master, but his temper is too stubborn. I really hope that he can find out as soon as possible and come back to redeem his life sooner." .”

Zang Gong sneered, and then sighed: "If you want to plant flowers, the flowers will not bloom, but if you don't, you willows willows will be planted in rows. There is no way out when the mountains and rivers are poor, and the willows are dark and the flowers are bright. Another village."

Er Bao: "What do you want to express?"

Tibetan bow: "Iliwa likes Anser, as long as Anser looks back, he can find a better home."

Erbao: Come on, they are pure friendship.

After a few months of continuous rotation, people and livestock are very tired and want to take a vacation.So Erbao closed down for renovations, and took down the jerky shop next door.

Speaking of the closure of the jerky shop, Erbao was really wronged. The boss next door insisted that the customers would lose their appetite when they passed the grocery store, which caused his business to decline.

Erbao admits that if one family makes human meat and the other makes pork, one of them must be unable to do so.But the rule of first come, first served still has to be respected, you already knew that the next door is a human flesh, why do you want to sell this shop?Unless you plan to suppress the opponent from the beginning.

Brother Dong said: "Boss, otherwise we'll go to the door to give some small gifts, and the business will not be righteous, so it's easy to get together and break up."

Er Bao thought for a while, "Success."

Half an hour later, the two came back.

Cang Gong asked strangely: "Why so fast?"

Brother Dong scratched his head depressedly, "I was scolded."

Tibetan bow: "Huh? Why?"

Brother Dong didn't answer, pouted at the back of his little boss, and motioned to ask the little boss, but he didn't dare to say.

So Cang Gong got up from the reclining chair, walked to the consultation table, put his shoulder on the little boss's shoulder, and rubbed the ponytail, "Tell me, why did you bully my nephew? My uncle will vent your anger on you."

Er Bao wiped the scalpel and said, "No, it's easy for him not to accept me. I kindly offered him a surgery, but he still scolded me."

Tibetan Gong: "What did you scold you for?"

Erbao: "Call me a little bastard. Tell me, is his face wrinkled like a tripe? He should have a wrinkle-lifting operation. After the operation, he might be able to ask for a wife. What's wrong with that?" What's the problem?"

Tibetan bow: "..."

Cang Gong winked at Brother Dong: Did you say that in other people's shop?

Brother Dong: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tibetan bow: It's not bad to be scolded.

After the decoration team arrived, Erbao took the whole family out, saying it was an outing, but he brought all the people and livestock to the Songbai Garden.

The workers waved at them and warmly welcomed the boss to come to check the post.But the surprise is that the boss is not here to check the post, but to help, which is called experiencing life in the euphemistic name.

The Huotoujun was so angry that he rubbed the soles of his shoes until the pine needles creaked: When will this fairy not experience life after going down to earth?Do you still need to come here again to feel the suffering in the world?

In the afternoon, the sun was still shining, and all the workers were sweating from the heat.

Workers have already compacted the ground, and the three-story glazed tile house in the center has been demolished, and the next step is to build buildings, dig ditches, pave roads, decorate gardens and build sculpture bases.

Three or four groups of people divided their work and were very busy.

Erbao asked Dong Geer to go to Yaoji Pharmacy to buy Huo Huo perfume. Dong Geer was quick to do things, and it only took two quarters of an hour to go back and forth.Er Bao distributed the Huohuo perfume to the workers, and took the remaining bottles under the tree, and distributed them to his fellow workers and livestock.

He opened a bottle first and drank it refreshingly.

Tibetan bow asked him: "What's the taste?"

Er Bao was surprised, "Have you never drank?"

Zang Gong said: "No, those of us who warm up to the stove every day don't need to relieve the heat."

In fact, it was because he had a servant to serve him personally.The little girls are clever, the ice cubes are mixed with carefully blended flower juice, and two big plantain fans fan the ice cubes to cool the ice, and the imperial study room is cool and fragrant throughout the summer.

Er Bao looked at him profusely sweating, and said one thing: Why do I think you don't carry the heat at all?

But Erbao said: "Sweet, delicious."

After speaking, he kicked the squirrel.

The squirrel also gulped down half a bottle, "Ah, it's delicious!"

After speaking, he kicked the scalper.

The scalper moohouhou drank a bottle and a half, "throat, throat drink!"

Before the scalper came to kick him, Brother Dong also drank, "Uh-hmm."

Cang Gong was relieved, raised his head and poured down his mouthful, majestic and unrestrained like a generation of martial arts leader pointing Jiang He, the main thing is that he is handsome, and he has posture in everything he drinks.

then……

"Pfft!!! Little bastard, you lied to me!"

"Ahahahahaha! So sweet! So sweet!"

Under the sun, Erbao was "hunted down" by the Huotou army.

Seeing those accomplices spitting out their bitterness, Huotoujun never thought that, just to deceive him, the whole family went into battle, and would rather hurt four of them than deceive one of the enemies.

After the canal was dug and water was brought in, Huotoujun poured water on his little boss one by one, making him drenched all over.

It looked very fun, and the squirrel rode a cow and joined in, and Dong Geer also joined in. The whole family laughed and played together, which was enviable.

The workers looked at the uncle and nephew from a distance, pinching me, rubbing and hugging them, and they all followed silly, saying that they had never seen such a good relationship between uncle and nephew, like a couple.

One of them said: "The couple in my family are not so good. It was my daughter-in-law who beat me up, and I dare not fight back."

Another person said: "It's fine if you didn't fight back. You see, the uncle didn't fight back either. He was so scary that it fell on Xiaodong's body like a tickle. It made everyone happy."

"Do you know? Our little boss is a well-known kind-hearted person on Kunlun Street. Even the pets he raises are humane. Look, squirrels and cattle are just like people except they can't talk."

"Yeah, cows know how to spray water out of their mouths."

"How can squirrels use ladles?"

"Maybe, maybe I have trained."

……

In this way, experiencing life has really become an outing, and a certain fairy who has gone down to earth has tasted all the flavors of the world, and there are many sweet emotions in her heart.

The sun was slanting to the west, and the whole family was drenched, but their faces were flushed, as if swimming in a pool of boiling soup.Only Huotoujun has high heat and clothes dry quickly, which seems to be normal now.

He stared at Erbao who was sneezing, and in his fiery eyes was Erbao's beautiful lines stretched against the fabric, which made him unable to restrain himself from thinking elsewhere.

Some dare not look at it.

He took off his clothes, "Put it on."

Erbao let out an "Aww", "You're running naked!"

"...No streaking, the pants are still there!"

"That's not appropriate. It's time to buy vegetables at this time. There are many girls and aunts on the road. Are you ashamed?"

"Are you ashamed? Don't talk nonsense, put it on."

Dong Geer led the scalper and followed behind, watching the two of them pushing and shoving. "Would you like to persuade him? The general's figure is so eye-catching, it makes me feel embarrassed."

When the squirrel picked up nobody, he said, "Aren't you used to it? Anyway, the third child and I are used to it. One is showing off our figure, and the other is showing our affection."

"Ah?" Brother Dong glanced at the old scalper again, and sure enough, the old scalper was also numb.

All right, you two carry on.

By the time it reopened, the Grocery Store had doubled in size, the consulting room had been reduced to two, and there were two additional lounges in addition to the operating room.

The lounge is well-decorated, with soft beds, soft pillows, and white silk curtains, as well as bookshelves and reclining chairs. Even the ceiling and four walls are painted with blue sky, white clouds, and green bamboo forests.

The backyard is spacious, the squirrels and the cattle are very happy, and Erbao is counting his savings with distress.Before he could finish his calculations, the young master of the Kurva family, who was deeply destined, came again.

Er Bao kept muttering in his heart, wondering if he wanted to redeem his life, or if he wanted to cut something out of his whim.Fortunately, this time it was the former.

After hearing Yiliwa's intention of coming, Erbao suddenly became clear and dimpled with a smile, "That's right, every part of our body is unique, even in pairs, there are differences, so we should cherish it. I I'm a little curious, how did you figure it out?"

Anser pursed her lips, and her face changed slightly.

But after he breathed a long sigh of relief, he tilted his head and smiled, and said, "He doesn't like me. He still doesn't like me when I become a wise man and a woman. Forget it, I tried my best."

Er Bao felt sorry, but was also shocked by his courage and open-mindedness, and said in a flash: "I will perform this operation for you for free!"

Anser smiled: "Okay, little boss, the Cuerva family is not so poor. Let's start early. To tell you the truth, squatting to go to the toilet is really not used to it."

Er Bao said quietly: "Actually, I have also squatted, and it is still good. At least it is more hygienic than standing, and it will not splash everywhere."

Yiliwa: "..."

What the hell are you talking about.

Yi Liwa asked: "How many days will this experiment take?"

Er Bao shook his head, "Installation is not like cutting. Samples in a dead state cannot discuss the issue of function recovery. The test has little reference value. And I have a clear understanding of the structure of the little Anser. It can be installed, so don't worry."

Both the master and the servant turned black at the same time.

Anser: "Small? Is it that small?"

Yiliwa: "It's not too small, it's normal!"

Anser: "How do you know?"

Yiliwa: "No! I don't have any! Please, please skip this topic! What I want to say is, what if you miss it if you don't try it? The little boss should use me. It's good to have a sample, I can't take it The young master's physical adventure."

"Are you kidding, Yiliwa, you're crazy!" Anser was startled by him.

Yiliwa said: "It's nothing. As the young master's companion and attendant, the young master's safety is more important than my life."

"No, Yiliwa, you know that I have never taken you as a person, you are my best friend, you and I are equal!"

"Master..."

"Stop arguing," Er Bao said, "don't treat me like an ordinary doctor, okay? I pretended to be my uncle's heart. You can touch it and see if it's dancing well. Uncle, please cooperate." Ha!" Don't hit anyone.

The master and the servant stretched out their hands towards the Huotou Army one from the left and the other from the right.

Anser said pleasantly: "Stable and powerful, very strong!"

Yiliwa said: "If the young master's operation can also be like this, I don't have to worry about it."

"Did you move your chest muscles too?"

"It looks original and natural."

"What about the abs? Is the eight pack real?"

"Hey, young master, please stop touching."

The Firehead Army looked into the distance: Leave me alone, just treat me as dead.

Er Bao said: "Young Master Anser, just leave it to me. After installing it, I will check it. If there is any obstacle in using it, I will adjust it."

An Se was embarrassed, "How to test?"

Erbao thought for a while, then shouted towards the backyard: "Brother Dong, go and help me buy something!"

However, Dong Geer refused to buy what Er Bao wanted.There is no other reason, it's too embarrassing, the little boss actually wants erotic pictures!

"

OK, I'll go buy it. "Huotoujun recommended himself.

The little boss was flattered, "Why is it so good all of a sudden?"

Firehead Army: "Oh. It's always been like this."

Who made me an elder.

This is not selfishness.

The installation operation is more laborious, and the time-consuming degree can catch up with the previous hair transplant operation.Er Bao bent down in front of the operating table for several hours, and when he came out, his waist was almost broken, and he sat hunched over the table, like a rickety old man.

Huotoujun felt sorry for him, so he put down the erotic pictures to massage him, and asked, "Can you still straighten up?"

Er Bao sighed bitterly: "I can't straighten, what should I do?"

Huotoujun rubbed it a few more times, "Try again."

Er Bao hissed, "No, really no."

"No? Why not? Little boss, can't you straighten up anymore?" Yiliwa ran out of the lounge next door, breathing heavily.

Er Bao was at a loss: "Ah, yes."

Yiliwa cares about me so much?

Of course, Yiliwa didn't care about the second treasure, as if he took the seat and applied the conversation between the two to his young master's operation, and pretended that the operation failed, and his young master could no longer straighten up.

Fortunately, Zang Gong was the first to understand and stopped his wild thoughts, "Don't be nervous, I'm not talking about your young master. You can go in and have a look, and bring the album with you."

Finally, Yiliwa breathed a sigh of relief, took a glance at the album, and said, "Isn't it a new one, why has it been folded?"

Zang Gong: "...I can't read the folding page? Return it to me after reading it, I took notes."

"Ah, why don't you take notes while looking at the erotic pictures, show me." Er Bao said and took the album back, easily turned to the marked page, and then closed his eyes tightly as if he had been stung by a poisonous wasp.

Ahhhhhh my eyes are so hot!

The dog general bought the Longyang Broken Sleeve version!

Erbao really wanted to get mad on the spot, but suddenly remembered that Anser had broken sleeves, and Huotoujun's consideration was not unreasonable, so he had to try his best to calm down.

Not long after, Yiliwa helped Anser out of the operating room.Er Bao asked, "How do you feel?"

Anser said: "I have a feeling, but it seems...not very..."

Erbao said: "It's fine if you feel it, now you can't measure your physical weakness."

Yiliwa asked worriedly: "When will I fully recover?"

Erbao laughed loudly: "Are you more anxious than the right master?"

Yiliwa: "..."

Anser: "..."

A room full of people and animals: "..."

The little Erbao spoke freely, and he didn't know where he made a mistake after he finished speaking.

He recalled what happened at night when he was teased by the Huotou army, and he was curious for a moment, and asked with his head: "Anser, what kind of feeling do you mean by having a feeling?"

Anser also leaned her head together, "It's the kind that can't be said, it's hot in the stomach..."

"Master, go home."

"Boss, it's closed."

As a result, a delicate daffodil from the six-winged royal family and a haretail grass swaying wildly on Kunlun Avenue were picked up by two big housekeepers respectively.

The little boss was thirsty for knowledge, but his photo album was confiscated. He was very angry. He kept splashing water while taking a shower, which made some people unable to sleep because of the noise.

Some people didn't sleep, and they worked overtime in the house to make the album.

He finished reading it all, and the atlas he bought was only an entry-level one, with no artistic conception at all, and the movements and postures were too ordinary, without considering the physical fitness of the martial arts practitioners, it could unlock more difficult and exciting gameplay .

The author has something to say: Note: This operation is not as easy as the article says, the process of cutting and installing is extremely complicated and dangerous, please do not imitate it.

(I’m looking forward to watching Huotoujun Enlighten the Second Treasure, I’m sorry, please read with me: Carry forward the core values ​​​​of socialism and jointly promote the construction of spiritual civilization.)