Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

The shop of Erbao's house is not too big, the outermost one is the consultation room, the two middle ones are separated operating rooms, and the inner part is a small courtyard, which is specially used for cattle and squirrels to rest.

Zang Gong turned around and returned to Er Bao, and asked naturally, "Where's the bathing pool?"

Er Bao asked back, "What bath?"

Shops are for making money, not for enjoyment.This question is just nonsense.

Erbao said: "I live in Nanxi Village, near the hilltop of Nanxi. There is no business after dark, and there is no delay in going back to eat, sleep and take a bath. You can eat at home in the morning, or you can come here nearby. Buy some buns and fried dough sticks. If you have energy at noon, go back to cook, and if you don’t have energy, you can buy and eat. Do you understand?"

Zang Gong said: "So there is a bath in the house in Nanxi Village?"

Er Bao put his hands on his hips, "Why do you have to have a bathtub? Isn't it okay to have a wooden barrel?"

I really am a relative of the emperor, so I want a bath with a shy face.

Naturally, Erbao didn't dare to express what was in his heart, so he said nicely: "There is a washbasin in the operating room, and hot water will come down when the red faucet is turned on. Be careful, the sun is good today, and it should be scalded by this time." gone."

Tibetan bow said: "I don't share things with others."

Er Bao almost jumped, "Could it be that I need to install a new one for you?!"

It is unrealistic to install a new one, even if it is installed, it will become old again when customers come to use it.Cang Gong knew it well, since he had decided to learn from the hibernating bear, he had to try to put down his lofty airs and become a real ordinary person.

The ordinary man took a step back, "Just the barrel, let's lead the way."

When he returned to Nanxi Village, Erbao was still in a daze—why should I lead him the way?He is not the king of heaven, nor is he the resurrection of Emperor Yuanwu, just a mere firehead army!

"Wipe your back." The Huotou army ordered.

"Oh, here we come."

Er Bao brought the back towel, and after taking it, he found that it was sticky, so he threw the back towel aside again, "I won't serve you!"

Zang Gong said: "Okay, the little boss is delicate and expensive, so there is no reason to beat him up. I just see how handsome you are, and I also know that you are kind-hearted, respect the old and love the young, and you won't mind helping my old man." Weak and sick. Even if you don't wipe your back, you can wash your hair."

Er Bao said, "How old are you, old or young?"

Tibetan bow said: "I'm 44."

This impostor firefighter is never afraid of tongue-tied lies.

what knot?

He has been fighting with his father since he was 13 years old, and he was alone at the age of 16. He did not have the credit for any battle in Nanping and Beiding.

After all, Erbao is innocent, he really believed him, and lamented that he was well maintained, and he looked only in his 20s.After thinking about it again, maybe it was because the magic machine absorbed too much energy when it was not destroyed, and he happened to be buried in the ice cave after it was destroyed, so the aging did not worsen.

Since it has something to do with the magic machine, I really can't bear to ignore it.

"Of course I am kind-hearted, respect the old and love the young!" Xiao Erbao yelled, moved a small bench and sat on it, and washed the hair of the fire-headed soldier.

The Huotoujun's hair is black and long, coiled in his hands like a python, and combed down to his waist.Beauty is beauty, but when the fire is burning, won't it be poked into the stove with the firewood sticks?

These days, front-line soldiers have changed to short hair for the convenience of taking care of themselves, and he, a hot-headed soldier, is so smug.

Er Bao stroked his hair.I'm ashamed, I only have a small bundle on the top of my head, which is far less thick than this Huotoujun's hair. The only advantage is that I don't need others to help wash my hair.

"Pomade." The Firehead Army spoke again.

"It's quite a shelf." Er Bao muttered.

Erbao didn't have pomade at home, so he wanted to ask the scalper to go to the shop.The scalper felt lazy all over, so he pretended not to hear, and sang loudly, singing "his uncle, his second uncle" and so on.

Sing a pile of cow dung!A little uncle planted in cow dung?snort.

Erbao was full of complaints, and couldn't control it, so he could only tell the squirrel to run this trip.

The squirrel, Qiqiao Linglongxin, specially threw a dime on the counter when passing the clothing store, staring at the men's clothing and screaming "Zhi Zhi Zhi".

The owner of the clothing store knew that the squirrel belonged to Erbao's family, so he bought a new set of small stand-up collars according to Erbao's preference.When I was preparing to pack, I saw the squirrel took out the largest set next to it. I didn't know why, so I sent both sets of clothes to Erbao's door.

Erbao didn't expect Squirrel to be so flattering, so he chose the largest set, thanked the clothing store owner, and paid for his errands.

The owner of the clothing store happily accepted. Hearing the sound of water in the room, he asked, "Is there a visitor?"

Er Bao nodded, "The clothes are for him."

The other party asked again: "Who is it? I look tall from the back."

Er Bao's little brain turned, and he flattened his tongue and buzzed: "My little uncle."

With a "little uncle" out of the mouth, Er Bao first made himself ashamed.He has never experienced the feeling of having relatives. Although it is just a meaningless title, there is still an inexplicable and subtle warmth in his heart.

Er Bao put the clothes on the bed, held his face and asked Zang Gong: "Do you want to go home?"

Tibetan bow said: "Of course, sooner or later I will go back."

Erbao said, "Is there anyone waiting for you at home?"

Zang Gong laughed abruptly, "I have a half-brother, I believe he will be very 'surprised' when he sees me again."

Er Bao asked, "Then why don't you go back now?"

Cang Gong said: "Now I have nothing, no money to buy gifts. What about you?"

Er Bao thought for a while, and said, "This is my home, and the gray boss and Huang Laosan are my family. It's good that we open a store together, make money together and realize our dreams."

Erbao threw the clothes he had replaced from the Tibetan bow into the basin, and soaked them in clean water.When bending over, a gold silk cloth pouch hanging around his neck fell out, which was seen by Zang Gong.

Tibetan bow asked: "What is that?"

Er Bao said: "This is my dream."

Zang Gong wanted to ask again, but Er Bao put the golden silk pouch back into his bosom, and began to babble endlessly.

He said that Big Gray's dream is to marry Fat Du Juan, and Huang Lao San's dream is to catch up with his dream lover, Milky Niu.But their dreams are too far away.

The fat cuckoo is a male bird, and Boss Hui has never known it. If he knew, it would definitely blow up the sky.Huahua never looked straight at Huang Laosan, because Huang Laosan drank Huahua's milk when he saw the sky, so he should call mother according to his seniority.

Zang Gong was speechless for a while, he didn't want to talk about his dreams with this little fool, so he inquired: "You are obviously a doctor, why did you put up a signboard of 'All People's Grocery Store'?"

Erbao said: "Because I don't show people colds and other diseases, it will steal the business of Wangji Pharmacy and Medical Center. I only do organ repair and plastic surgery, which is enough to support a family. balance."

Erbao has long thought about building an organ transplant bank when he has saved enough money.

I have spare hands and feet that I can exchange for you, you have spare eyes that can be exchanged for me, you don’t want your wings anymore, you can use them to exchange scales with me.

The most important thing is that after this organ bank is completed, he can save his benefactor.

He will choose the best set and assemble it, and then put the benefactor's vitality in it to warm up.Sooner or later, the kind benefactor will wake up.

Er Bao believes that the world will have changed drastically by then, and it will definitely be better than when the magic machine was not destroyed.

Er Bao quietly asked Zang Gong: "The magic machine is ruined, do you hate him?"

Tibetan bow knows that "he" refers to "tyrant"

, I couldn't laugh or cry for a while.

Hate who, hate yourself?

Tibetan Gong said: "Why should I hate him?"

Er Bao said: "If the magic machine is still there, you might not die."

"You know what the hell," said Cang Gong. "The person who took my life was not the one who destroyed the magic machine. The one who was killed first was the one who could not be cured. You got the order wrong."

Er Bao was curious, "Who is the person who took your dog's life?"

A slash came, and Er Bao obediently shut up.

He changed his words and said: "Your heart is pierced from the back. That person attacked you by surprise. It's really not a thing."

Cang Gong said: "No wonder he, if he didn't sneak attack, he would never have a chance to hurt me in his life."

Er Bao thought that Huotou Army's mouthpieces had probably been trained, and they really knew how to brag.He was still curious about who the sneak attacker was, so he asked again.But Zang Gong didn't answer him, his eyes became dark.

Er Bao mistakenly thought that Zang Gong didn't know who the person who attacked him was, and comforted him: "It's okay, knowing it will only increase the trouble of seeking revenge. It's rare to be confused in life. In fact, I also have a secret, I will tell you quietly, don't tell others .”

Zang Gong looked at him, and heard his somewhat childish voice muffled in his hand.

"You may not believe me when I say it, but I really have fairy energy in my blood. I made an 'energy bomb' and gave it to the guests. Any wounds can heal quickly. The reason why Boss Hui and Huang Laosan breathed a sigh of relief It was only after pouring too much that I hit Kai Hui by mistake."

It's actually a bit regretful to mention this second treasure.It was too hasty to think about it now, he felt that with his qualifications, he was completely qualified for the position of boss.

Zang Gong said: "I don't care whether it's true or not, how many people have you told this?"

Er Bao rubbed his nose, "No, I told you so."

Zang Gong didn't believe it at all, this little fool looked like he was short of friends and heart.Suspicions abounded in his heart, and he pretended to be very idle and asked, "How old are you?"

Er Bao didn't know how old he was, but only knew that he had spent a year in Kunlun Mountain since he woke up, so he replied, "Anyway, I'm not as old as you, and I'm not as senior as you are."

Zang Gong reckoned that he was seventeen or eighteen years old, and asked again: "Then where is your hometown? It seems that you don't have any accent?"

Er Bao said: "This is also a secret, but I can tell you, don't tell others. In fact, I am from a magic machine..."

"Second!" The squirrel rushed into the house in time, and put a lock on the unsuspecting guy's mouth, "Don't talk nonsense, just grin a few jokes at your own people. Are you ready? , When you’re done, go out quickly and leave some private space for the general.”

Er Bao was kicked out of the house in a daze, still muttering that Boss Hui is really good at flattering, what kind of general is a fire-headed army?

But after Zang Gong put on his clothes and came out, he didn't think so anymore.

What kind of general is the Huotou army?The Huotou army is more general than a general if they dress upright.

The owner of the clothing store is very good at choosing clothes.

The plain inner jacket with a small stand-up collar is embellished with dark-colored buttons, and the outer shirt is a thick and free-spirited dark green.The guy wearing this clothes was taller than normal people, his long black hair was tied into a braid, casually hung on his chest, and he stood at the door like an ink painting by himself.

The painting is a picture of a village in the mountains, and this dark green is a vigorous bamboo shoot when night falls.

Hey, God is biased.

The jealous little Erbao said inhumane words: "The clothes are worth five pennies, and they will be deducted from your salary."

The dog barking sounded one after another, and Zang Gong took advantage of the situation to look around.

Although Erbao's shop is not big, this village house is not small.

The house is built near the stream, with green grass and willows.A vegetable garden was set up around it, and a lot of seasonal vegetables and some small wild fruits were planted in it.

Next to the vegetable garden is a fence surrounded by bamboo, and dozens of hens and more than ten roosters are raised.The neighbor with these chickens is a flower cow, which should be Huang Laosan's dream love cow flower.

A separate adobe house was also built in the corner of the house, with a group of sled dogs poking around, including Qiu Lengjun, a total of seven sled dogs.Of course, except for Qiu Lengjun who is a wolf, the rest are indeed dogs.

Er Bao was a little proud, "How is it?"

Huotoujun did not hesitate to comment: "shabby."

Compared with his royal palace, the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace is considered shabby, let alone a village.

"I'm going to live here tonight?" Cang Gong didn't forget that there was only one bed in the room.

Erbao said, "I'll lay out mats and mattresses for you, so it won't be too cold."

Zang Gong frowned coldly, "You told me to make a bed on the floor?"

Er Bao: "Otherwise?"

Hey, what kind of killing look is that in your eyes?