Tyrant and his crying baby bottle

Er Bao's little brain is not too clever, thinking about which of the two things will happen first, yelling for help or getting his throat cut.Before he finished thinking about it, the other party became impatient.

"say!"

Er Bao was shocked, and replied: "I'm not someone, just an ordinary little boss, I changed your heart for you and brought you back to life!"

The man didn't believe Erbao, and didn't take his words seriously, and asked, "What year is it now? How long has it been since the magic machine was destroyed?"

Er Bao said, "It's been more than a year."

The man asked again: "Who is the new king?"

Erbao said, "Are you referring to the new ruler of Huiren Kingdom?"

The man's brows furrowed suddenly, and the knife in his hand dented Er Bao's skin, and with just a little more effort, Er Bao could see blood.

His tone added a bit of danger, and he said: "Hui Ren Guo? The six kingdoms have long been unified, and the name of the country has been changed to a family name. Where did the saying of Hui Ren Guo come from?!"

Er Bao shouted anxiously: "I'm wrong, it's the Hui people, the Hui people!"

As soon as the words fell, Erbao noticed that the man relaxed a little, and heard him say again: "How many soldiers died in the battlefield in exchange for the unification of the six countries. You wait for the generation who sits and enjoys the rewards to say the wrong thing casually, and put the soldiers' Where is the sacrifice?"

Erbao remained silent, almost confirming his guess.

This guy is almost certain to be a soldier who died in a certain battle, and he is not guaranteed to be a member of the Central Seventh Army.

As we all know, the Central Seventh Army is directly under the control of the Huiren Monarch, and it is the backbone of the unification of the six kingdoms.And no matter what attitude the soldiers have towards the war, their loyalty to the monarch is 100%.

It is said that during the "violent punishment" operation, several soldiers guarding the tyrant used their bodies to form a meat shield, until they were shot by kerosene guns and burned to mummified corpses, but they still stood upright.

Er Bao sighed inwardly.

Defending the family and the country, being loyal to the emperor and patriotic, this is the duty of a soldier.

The left and right people have already sacrificed for the cause of world unification, and if they go back and call the six tribes the six kingdoms, wouldn't they erase their contributions.No one will be angry.

Since there is love, Erbao took the initiative to answer: "The new lord is Emperor Hengwen. Didn't Emperor Yuanwu not love beauties and only love wars? He doesn't have a son and a half under his knees, so he can only be succeeded by his younger brother." .”

"Emperor Hengwen?" The man's tone was thought-provoking.

Erbao said: "Yes, it is said that he is the only younger brother of Emperor Yuanwu, but his personality is very different, and he is not as cruel as his elder brother at all. We are now under the policy of the six kings uniting the government, and the people support the Holy Lord, so they will call him in private 'The Lord of the Six Kingdoms'..."

and many more.

Erbao suddenly realized that what this guy asked was "Who is the new lord?" That is to say, he knew that Emperor Yuanwu, the tyrant, was dead. Die after winning!

A person who supported the unification of the Six Kingdoms, a person who died behind Emperor Yuanwu, a person who still cares about who the new king is after his resurrection, his identity...

won't be a tyrant...

My close friends! !

Er Bao looked at the man in horror.

Sure enough, the other party was also staring at him.

Er Bao felt that a ladle of hot water had been poured on his face, it was scalding hot, and then a small knife came down coldly, chirping, chirping, and shaved his pig hair clean.

Er Bao swallowed cautiously, and asked, "Are you a soldier of the Central Seventh Army? Did you die in the 'Punish Violence' operation? Then which army are you from?"

After asking three questions, Er Bao put his hands behind his back, trying to pull the latch when the other party was not paying attention.

This may be his only chance of escape.

Unexpectedly, the man's face changed again. Not only did he not attack, he also replied with a smile: "Yes, but I'm just a fire leader in the fifth army, and I'm in charge of cooking."

Fire Army?

That's not cronies.

Er Bao was thinking about whether the Huotou army was serious about revenge, whether he would kill people to vent his anger because he called Emperor Yuanwu a tyrant, when his eyes flashed, his back left from the door panel.

"Don't kill me!" Er Bao was pushed a few steps away, covered his eyes and shouted, "The heart I gave you will be given away for free, and you still have to pay for the operation fee, so you can't kill me!"

"Er Bao, be careful!"

"squeak!!!"

"what!!!"

The soles of Erbao's feet softened, and he rubbed the squirrel for two and a half weeks, fell down and hit the scalper's belly.

The scalper had been a turtle for a long time, and after being hit by this, he couldn't help grunting, and cursed: "I told you to be careful and hit me, my old cow will spit out the milk I drank in the morning!"

The squirrel also scolded: "I almost stepped on shit!"

The man raised his feet on Erbao's buttocks, and swayed a few times, thinking that this little buttocks are quite round.He laughed lowly, "I was thinking about collecting money when I was about to die, why didn't I know that there was a toll to enter the Hall of Yama?"

Er Bao insisted, "If you say no, you definitely don't want it. I have come and gone twice."

The man rolled his eyes, "What did you say?"

Er Bao: "I didn't say anything..."

The man's fingers were nimbly playing with the scalpel, and he looked contented, as if he didn't mind if the knife fell and stuck in Er Bao's ass.

He said: "According to what you said, I have been dead for more than a year, and I just got a new heart to live? Little boss, what kind of things are you selling in this store, and who are you, and you still have to be honest? "

Erbao said: "I do serious business, organ repair, plastic surgery, have you heard?"

"I think it's killing people, selling organs."

"You are talking nonsense! I have a business license!"

After being slandered twice in a short period of time, Er Bao was so angry that he winked at Squirrel: If we fight together, we may not be able to win!

But the squirrel waved his hand quietly: No, no, bully the few with more.

Erbao winks at the scalper again: I'll sneak attack, you feint!

But the scalper closed his eyes: I don't understand what you are talking about.

Er Bao was spoiled by these two beasts, and he caught a glimpse of Qiu Lengjun approaching the man from behind from the corner of his eye, and thought to himself that Qiu Lengjun was indeed the only one who could be trusted at critical moments.

Er Bao yelled: "Qiu Lengjun, bite him!"

Unexpectedly, Qiu Lengjun didn't follow the instructions, but sniffed the man's trousers vigilantly.

Er Bao opened his mouth, "Qiu Lengjun???"

The squirrel and the ox were also surprised.

You must know that although Qiu Lengjun doesn't listen to other people's words, he will never disobey Erbao's will. Erbao is the only person in this world who can restrain him.

Today is really evil.

Er Bao was furious, "Qiu Lengjun! You are also a bully!"

The man laughed out loud.In fact, he was on guard, holding the scalpel backwards, as long as the beast dared to show its fierce teeth, he was sure to cut his throat and kill him in an instant.

I didn't expect this beast to be quite sensible.

"Little boss, even animals are afraid of me, why are you dawdling?"

Er Bao was speechless, and watched Qiu Lengjun climb up to the edge of the table and keep sniffing, and finally stopped at the man's chest.That was the place where the heart had been replaced. Although the blood was wiped clean, there was still a bloody smell.

Er Bao thought so, and the man just happened to think of one thing.

Qiu Lengjun didn't like what they thought, coveting the bloody smell that was not fresh, but raised his head and whimpered, like a mournful cry of reunion after a long absence.

Er Bao was desperate.

Qiu Lengjun was weak, the two animals didn't cooperate, and he couldn't beat this strong and healthy soldier by himself.The drama between the farmer and the snake is probably about to be staged on him.

Like the occasion, the man raised the scalpel.

Erbao hugged the ox and the squirrel, planning to live and die together again.

Unexpectedly, in the next moment, there was a soft bang, and the scalpel pierced into the door frame.

"The knife is good." The man said lightly.

Er Bao raised his head, "Aren't you going to kill me?"

The man said: "Since you are not a bad person, but also a benefactor, is it appropriate to kill you? Boss, how much do you think your life is worth?"

Erbao said: "It's worth a lot of money, at least two shops like this, because I'll save enough money to open a branch soon."

The man asked again: "Add your cattle, squirrels and wolves...how about dogs?"

Er Bao said: "Then we have to go to another shop!"

The man smiled.

He looked at Qiu Lengjun, and realized that it was not a dog at all, but a real wild wolf, and his mood became more and more cheerful.

A little boss who can bring the dead back to life, a wild wolf pretending to be a wolf dog and accompanying him.

I really didn't expect that there would be such excitement just after being resurrected.

"Then I spared your life, released your cattle, squirrels, and dogs, and didn't burn down your shop. Do the math, how much will this cover my board and lodging expenses?" the man said.

Erbao let out an "ah", but didn't quite understand.

Squirrel stepped forward and replied: "Er Bao is worth three shops, Huang Laosan, Qiu Lengjun and I are worth one shop, and there are five shops in total. You can live as long as you want!"

Erbao still didn't react: how did this account be settled? ?

Unable to figure it out, the squirrel winked at him again, and he had no choice but to acquiesce, nodding sullenly.

The man clapped his hands and said, "Very good. The little boss seems to be short of a shop assistant here. I don't have work experience, but I'm good at learning quickly. I can pay as much as I want in the future. Is it okay?"

Er Bao finally understood that this was considered a recruit.

He dislikes such a guy, especially when the other party poses a threat to his life and property.Helpless, the squirrel swept him with its big tail. He had to think about his own livestock as well as himself, so he agreed with grievances.

"My name is Tibetan bow, what's your name?"

"My name is Erbao, this is the gray boss and Huang Laosan, and my dog ​​is Qiu Lengjun."

"What kind of name is Er Bao?"

"What kind of name is Tibetan bow?"

Cang Gong glanced at Er Bao, with a smile still on his face, but it was a threatening smirk without pretense.

Er Bao was discouraged, pouted and said, "I mean, is the Tibetan bow the same as the one from 'Sly Rabbit, Dead Dog Cook'?"

Tibetan bow said: "Yeah."

Erbao said, "Then why not call it Goupeng?"

Tibetan bow:

"..."

The squirrel couldn't stand it anymore.

Frankly speaking, it doesn't mind Gou Erbao's own death. It's only a loss of three shops, but the remaining two shops are worth protecting.

It shouted: "Because the name was given by the elder! The second treasure has no elders, so he can't give himself a name. The third child and I are the same. Although it was opened by the second treasure, it is also a brother who kowtowed his head. , peers can’t give names, just get a few titles and shout them out.”

Zang Gong snorted, "So Qiu Lengjun has a name."

Er Bao nodded, "I gave it to you."

Zang Gong just let it go, and didn't admit it, he went to the table and poured a glass of water.

The mountains are high and the water is far away here, so it can be regarded as safe.

From now on, he will learn from the hibernating bear, dormant, patient, waiting for an opportunity when the spring thunder explodes.

"Tsk, what water is so cold and hard."

"Mountain spring water, drink it or not."

Tibetan bow smiled.

The index finger dipped in the water in the glass, and tapped a few times on the table.

One, two, three, form a triangle.

Four, five, six, in a boomerang-like curve.

They surround the dot in the middle.

This dot is the God Machine Center standing on the top of Kunlun Mountain.

Starting from here, passing through the Seraphs, you can reach his home.

——The royal palace of the Hui people.