not to marry?why are you teasing me

"If you don't have an affair with him, will he invite you to this empty place?" Yang Haochen rolled his eyes.

"Then you are still idle and bored and followed me to this empty place, so can I say that you have a crush on me?" Li Xiaoming ironically sarcastically.

Yang Haochen almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "It's better to have a crush on a pig than to have a crush on you, okay?"

Li Xiaoming turned around and was about to leave: "Then you go and follow a pig."

"Hey, wait, even if you are not in that relationship, then how do you know him? That dead face is so obedient in front of you, I really can't tell..." Yang Haochen shook the gun in his hand Mobile phone, "I have a photo to prove it. Tell me, if this photo appears on the homepage of the school forum, tell me, what will everyone think?"

Li Xiaoming stopped, looked at the mobile phone in Yang Haochen's hand, and then was speechless. This guy is definitely a vengeful guy. The last photo of the vendetta has been remembered until now, and the photo threatened this kind of person. Things, this is learning from yourself, right?

Yang Haochen's face was shining with pride, for some reason, it was very refreshing to see that fat man with a deflated expression: "You taught me this, come on, let's do the opposite today, or I will announce to the whole world Tell me about your relationship with Facial Paralyzed Maple, and let others find out. Or, well, let me think about it..."

At that moment, Li Xiaoming suddenly threw Yang Haochen down, that's right, he just threw him down, pinning him down with absolute weight advantage, and then snatched Yang Haochen's cell phone.

"Bastard! What do you want to do, fat man!" Yang Haochen was caught off guard and pressed down on the grass by Li Xiaoming. He had no strength to turn himself over, and immediately yelled.

Li Xiaoming quickly locked Yang Haochen's hands behind his back, and then sat down on it, almost breaking Yang Haochen's waist. However, Li Xiaoming didn't have the slightest bit of pity, his legs clamped tight on Yang Haochen's wobbling legs, This almost made Yang Haochen even more immobile, and then he slowly took out Yang Haochen's cell phone to delete the photos.

But... But Li Xiaoming discovered a big problem, Yang Haochen actually changed the screensaver password on his phone, although he was speechless when he entered "dead fat man", but when the password was wrong, Li Xiaoming still felt a little inexplicably weird.

"Hey, what's your password?" Li Xiaoming slapped his ass hard on the place with the most human flesh. That's right, the ass.

Yang Haochen felt that the whole person was not well!Be sure to kill this fat fat man!This is the first time that someone dared to ride on him to do his best, and even spanked his ass!Shame, anger... In short, all the negative emotions came up in this way. It's fine for this fat man to use his weight to suppress him, but he dared to hit him!

Maybe it was really an emotional outburst or Li Xiaoming let down his vigilance. In this way, Yang Haochen broke free of his hand and gave Li Xiaoming an elbow. At the moment when Li Xiaoming's waist hurt, he let go of his leg, allowing Yang Haochen to escape completely.

This time, Yang Haochen wasn't going to run away, he didn't believe that he couldn't beat this fat man, and he wouldn't be a gentleman if he didn't take revenge.

In fact, all men are the same, and when it comes to dignity, they tend to take it more seriously than others. Yang Haochen, who feels that he has been insulted by this fat man, is completely angry.

Yang Haochen is not weak, and his bloodiness is aroused, which is enough for Li Xiaoming to eat a pot.

Of course, if Li Xiaoming insists, it won't be impossible to solve Yang Haochen, after all, he is naturally stronger, but the premise is that Yang Haochen doesn't keep saying, "If you dare to resist, I will go to school to publicize that you and Facial Paralyzed Feng are in love." ".

"Hahaha!" After Li Xiaoming gave up resisting, Yang Haochen wanted to laugh three times. Then, naturally, he came back for revenge, and sat down on Li Xiaoming's generous back. Then, he raised his hand and slapped Li Xiaoming's ass. This slap was so loud that his hand hurt.

Crackling... After a lot of noises, Yang Haochen's hands really hurt.

"I said, fat man, what are you doing with so much flesh?" Yang Haochen was still lying comfortably on Li Xiaoming's body, but at the moment, he was just feeling sorry for his own hand.

Li Xiaoming remained silent.

In fact, even if it is ten for ten, Yang Haochen has indeed returned with revenge, and he feels relieved.Of course, what he wanted to hear more was a fat man begging for mercy. Who told that fat man never gave himself face, who said that fat man never gave himself a good face since the first time he saw him?Therefore, what Yang Haochen was waiting for was the arrogant fat man bowing his head, but Li Xiaoming didn't make any begging sounds he wanted, and was as calm as if he had just hit cotton.

"Hey, are you dead? Tell me, honestly, do you still dare to be rude to me in the future?" This time, Colonel Yang pinched the grass. This fat man has a lot of meat, and it's actually quite comfortable to pinch. Thinking about it this way, A few more pinches.

This time, Li Xiaoming also had the idea of ​​killing the thing on his body. It doesn't hurt, or he doesn't feel it at all, okay?Even fat people have pain nerves, okay?Being pressed down by a person who weighs more than 140 and beaten desperately, will it swell no matter how much flesh there is?The waist is completely numb without feeling, okay?Then, what do you want to say, yell like a big girl who has been molested, and then let the whole school know what new game you and Colonel Yang are playing?Forget it, he still can't afford to lose that person.

Then, the situation stalemate.

After a long time, the person who was about to be crushed and paralyzed opened his mouth first, but he didn't say anything to beg for mercy, he just sang, yes, it was singing.

"If you die, you have to love, and you can't be happy if you don't express yourself..." Li Xiaoming's voice was a little different from usual, and I don't know if it was because he was suppressed for a long time or because of his emotions.

But with this sentence, Yang Haochen almost rolled off Li Xiaoming's body: "Hey, fat man, what the hell are you singing! You're sick!"

Li Xiaoming ignored him, and continued to sing, and continued to sing after singing once. Yang Haochen felt creepy, not because Li Xiaoming sang so badly, but because this song had a special meaning to Yang Haochen, he felt like he was rebellious today As if beating his mother hard, finally, he couldn't help but rolled off Li Xiaoming: "Stop, stop singing, I'll let you go this time."

Li Xiaoming continued to ignore him and continued to sing, as if he had fallen into a single cycle mode.

Yang Haochen finally couldn't help covering Li Xiaoming's mouth with his hands: "If you sing again, believe it or not, I'll sew your mouth shut!"

Li Xiaoming said "huh" twice, and decisively bit down on the finger on his mouth.

"Ah! Fatty, are you a pig? Let go, no, let go!" Yang Haochen's anger broke out again after much difficulty.

However, it was not until he almost bit off a piece of meat that Li Xiaoming loosened his mouth, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said in a sinister voice: "It doesn't matter how you want to revenge, but please remember, if you touch a piece of my flesh , I promise to give you back a mouthful of blood."

Yang Haochen petrified.

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Recently, the gossip news in Elite High School is that Colonel Yang has taken in a follower. Well, that's right, that follower is the legendary classmate Wang Zai, the dead fat man who firmly sits at the top of the whole grade, looks tall and strong ( Obesity), it would be great to stand up for their school grass and get guns, girls will not be jealous at all, boys are even more lazy, this fat man is very good for their handsome, handsome, no matter how bad they are, it will definitely not affect their body. Friendship between dudes and dudes.

The second big news is that the birthday of their school's Bingshan grassroots He Feng is coming soon, and the group of fans (nympho) can't stop planning various activities, and they want to receive invitations to He Feng's birthday party.

Of course, what they don't know is that the person who is more or less related to these two incidents is the classmate Fatty, who is regarded as a school grass to set off the background.

But at this moment, Li Xiaoming was expressionless for that arrogant senior colonel - pinching walnuts with his hands.

Since Li Xiaoming became Yang Haochen's "attendant", Yang Haochen has fully understood what "waste utilization" is. It is definitely a pleasing and pleasing thing for that fat man to squeeze walnuts with his bare hands. Occasionally, I can see a trace of pain from that subtle expression, especially no matter what, the fat man's hand will leave a little mark in return for the deep bite mark on his hand.That's right, Li Xiaoming did bite hard that day, almost biting like a bone. Later, the scars and scars were removed. Yang Haochen was surprised to find that this wound would not be healed without surgery. He was the first to leave a scar on his body. It turned out to be that dead fat man who left the "indelible" mark. Is there anything more tragic than this?Although it is a small wound on the inside of the finger, it is generally difficult for others to observe it, but Yang Haochen felt uncomfortable seeing it like this, and even looked at Li Xiaoming's white and fat hands, so he felt uncomfortable, so Li Xiaoming squeezed walnuts Skills are developed.

"Hurry up." Yang Haochen urged while eating happily.

Li Xiaoming's hand squeezed the walnut and it made a crackling sound, obviously he regarded Yang Haochen as the walnut, but Yang Haochen had already adapted to it, and he could completely ignore the frightening voice, and instead enjoyed Li Xiaoming's unconcealed subtle unhappiness. expression.

"It's gone." After "pinching" the last walnut in the bag, Li Xiaoming finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, I still have them in the drawer." There are plenty of walnuts. Ever since the girls knew that they like to eat walnuts, Yang Haochen received several packages of hardcover imported walnuts every day.

Li Xiaoming gritted his teeth: "Do you know why they gave you walnuts?"

Of course it's because he loves me. Colonel Yang didn't answer me casually, but the narcissist still thinks so. From childhood to adulthood, the most indispensable thing is the gifts from the girls. Of course, he is too lazy to refuse it coldly. It will make those girls happier than going back. Why not do something that makes everyone happy?

"Because walnuts nourish the brain." Li Xiaoming stuffed a large piece of walnut meat into Yang Haochen's mouth with a sneer.

"Ahem..." Yang Haochen was almost choked, "Couldn't you say something nice, fat man? Don't forget that you are my little brother now, understand? Be obedient."

Childish!Li Xiaoming couldn't complain, wait, Yang Xuan, wait until He Feng's birthday is over, and see how you threaten me!

Of course, what everyone doesn't realize is that feeding or something, if it's on a man and a woman, it's a big show of affection. If it's on two handsome guys, a slightly rotten girl can also make up for the relationship, but What happened to the two of them was just "feeding", um, just feeding, one serving the other, one uncle and one servant.Of course, a certain girl would burst into tears when she recalled the scene she saw a few years later. The couple should have been killed in the cradle long ago, no, they should have been killed in the air!Who would have known that there was a one-in-a-billion chance that the two other people in the sky would be together back then.