not to marry?why are you teasing me

It was another beautiful three-pointer, and there was an uproar in the field. Yang Haochen's face was full of smiles, the corners of his charming lips were raised, and sweat fell down his neck and collarbone into the large sportswear, causing infinite reverie. Gently gestured a neat movement to the girl who was yelling outside the arena, her thin muscles were just right, she looked full of strength and vitality, she could be called a model for all youths, and then, it was a frying pan again.

Li Xiaoming was holding mineral water and popsicles in his hands under the scorching sun, and a snow-white towel was draped over his shoulders. His slightly bulky body was particularly conspicuous in the crowd, but his face was definitely not as beautiful as those girls. He watched helplessly. A certain person waved at him and made a gesture of water. He could only squeeze through the crowd. There were many girls around him holding ice water masks and looking at Yang Haochen with admiration and expectation, but that guy wanted to drink his own water , it's definitely not a good feeling to be looked at by girls with sad and murderous eyes, okay?Li Xiaoming was thinking about whether to put some laxatives in the water. It's too hot to stay indoors, but he plays some basketball. He doesn't feel that sports are cool at all, okay?It's fine if you want to fight yourself, but what does it mean that I want to serve you all the way under the sun like a cow?

Yang Haochen took the water with a smile, and could ignore Li Xiaoming's resentment. He made a proud gesture to Li Xiaoming, and asked casually, "How is it? How many three-pointers did I just hit?"

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"This is not a good habit. As a qualified follower, you should remember this kind of thing well in the future, okay? And you were distracted just now. Don't you, a big boy, see such a lively scene without a little bit of excitement and blood boiling? Is it?" Yang Haochen looked like he was being educated, even with a slight hatred of iron being weak.

In fact, the point is that you haven't always admired your heroic appearance, right?Yang Xuan, your classmate, how free are you to stop by to see if I am concentrating on "appreciating" you when you are playing?Yes, it would be nice for the girl to look at you!Li Xiaoming was already powerless to complain, Yang Haochen, a childish bastard, besides trying to trouble himself in different ways, just kept showing how "powerful" he was, and it seemed that he even wanted to subdue him and really treat him as his little brother.However, as everyone knows, Yang Haochen's image is actually getting more and more disintegrated in Li Xiaoming's heart.

Of course, Yang Haochen himself didn't realize it. He patted Li Xiaoming on the shoulder: "You know, you should exercise if you are a man? Like you, you only get fatter when you stay in the classroom every day. Do you know this for your own good? Sun drying will make you healthier, do you know how many calories you burn?"

Li Xiaoming finally spoke: "Then why do you have to put on sunscreen every time you sunbathe? Well, and, in fact, you've gotten a lot darker these days."

Yang Haochen spit out a mouthful of water: "You, you, how do you know?"

The sunscreen used by Yang Haochen is specially imported to prevent radiation and prevent spots. Although it is not like girls who care for their face carefully, in fact, people with a little common sense know that too much sun exposure is definitely not a good thing, not to mention getting dark. It is also easy to accumulate pigment spots, and the rough skin does not explain it. Of course, most boys don’t pay attention to it, but it is definitely obvious in the long run. Compared with those sporty and thick guys, Yang Haochen can definitely see the "natural beauty" in that group of people at a glance. What's more, white is considered beautiful now, too dark will really damage the appearance.This is also the reason why Yang Haochen actually prepares sunscreen every time he does outdoor sports, but he can't tell whether the sunscreen he puts on is transparent or not, and he usually puts it on alone when changing clothes , How did this fat man know!Could it be that he secretly installed a camera in the locker room where he changed his clothes...

Yang Haochen fell into infinite entanglement and brainstorming, and finally came to a conclusion: This fat man is really perverted!But such perverted things are definitely something that fat man can do.

Li Xiaoming didn't answer him, but just took a towel and helped Yang Haochen wipe off the sweat on his face roughly—who told you that you just like to let me wipe the sweat for you, can the smell on the towel not be too obvious?In addition to the smell of sweat, there is also a special aroma, which is the smell of the sunscreen that my mother often uses?

Of course, Li Xiaoming would never tell Yang Haochen, just let him make up his brains a little more. Of course, he still doesn't know how many degrees off Colonel Yang's brains have deviated.

……

"Fatty man, take it out!" Yang Haochen gritted his teeth.

"What are you taking?" Li Xiaoming didn't know what was wrong with this guy. He didn't play basketball and dragged him to this remote place. Fortunately, it was him. If there was a girl, those who didn't know would think what he was going to do to him Woolen cloth?However, naturally, if it was him, a beating would be more likely.

"My nude photos! Let me tell you, fat man, don't try to threaten me. If you dare to send the photos, believe it or not, I will make you unable to stay in this school any minute!" Yang Haochen grabbed Holding Li Xiaoming's collar, his eyes were full of fierceness. It was rare for him to look like a "dominant school girl". Unfortunately, the object was not a grassroots heroine, but a fat man.

Li Xiaoming was completely puzzled, and then the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "What the hell are you talking about? When did I take your nude photos?"

"If you didn't secretly install a camera in the school locker room, how would you know that I put on sunscreen?" Yang Haochen said fiercely.

"Are you brain-dead?" Li Xiaoming smiled instead of anger, "You forgot who helped you lift your clothes these days? Don't you know that you put the sunscreen in the change of clothes and it fell out?"

Yang Haochen: "..." Why did my IQ drop when I met this fat man?What a strange curse this is!

"But, nude photos? What I want to ask is, Senior Colonel Yang, it's fine if you change your coat, but do you need to change your underwear when you change your clothes? Well," Li Xiaoming smiled, and pointed at Yang Haochen's lower body. I glanced at it inexplicably, "You don't have the habit of wearing underwear when you exercise?"

It is true that Yang Haochen decided to kill people to silence him. Sooner or later, he would be pissed off by this fat man.

……

I've been depressed for several days, although he ordered Li Xiaoming to order around, but the fat man didn't care, in the end the impatience in his eyes even disappeared, it's really boring, what's more annoying is, In the end, he was often the one who was choked to death by the fat man's words. Yang Haochen felt that he was so stupid, why bother to be entangled in a fat man.

Then, after thinking about it, Yang Haochen will definitely live his perfect life as a schoolgirl. First of all, he has to find another beautiful girl to be his girlfriend. It's not that he has to find someone, but sometimes, there is no It's a bit embarrassing for the girlfriend, and he's not that paralyzed. The mother of the adult will not worry every day that he will not be able to marry a wife.Well, maybe the important bit is the last one.

For the past few days, Yang Haochen is dressed like a flower peacock who is in heat every day and discharges everywhere. Li Xiaoming has an undeniable look, tease it, you can tease it hard, Yang Haochen, you will pay the price for your love sooner or later .That's right, in Li Xiaoming's eyes, Yang Haochen is the kind of playboy who is unwilling to be lonely and can't live without a girlfriend. He can only feel pity for the girls who are swarming up to him looking at that face.Then he silently cursed those girls to see Yang Haochen's true face earlier, and it would be best to dump that flower peacock.

Then, until one day, Yang Haochen walked into the classroom and kicked Li Xiaoming's stool so hard that he almost broke the stool that Li Xiaoming had just repaired.In fact, this situation is much rarer.

Li Xiaoming looked at Yang Haochen's rare black face. Well, he was naturally relieved. Of course, on the surface, Li Xiaoming looked calm and skillfully rearranged his stool: "What? Are you having a bad date? These days, you are always looking rosy."

Yang Haochen was going to be so pissed off by this fat man's sudden "concern", what a date!Another breakup date!And he was the one who was broken up again, this time, he didn't even hold the girl's hand, okay?What kind of inexplicable things happened in such a breakup? The girl was obviously shy and affectionate yesterday, but what is the meaning of breaking up with a cold face today?

Therefore, Li Xiaoming hit the head with a gun this time, and Yang Haochen pointed at him with anger on his face: "Speak, fat man! Did you do something wrong! I said that I would kick you out of school and provoke you, so you Did you do something secretly? By the way, this school is not run by your family, is it? So you threatened to drive all the girls who were with me out of this school?"

Hehe, Mr. School Grass, you have such a big face. Even if this school does have something to do with my family, I would not beg that person to do anything for you. Moreover, it is obvious that after you find a girlfriend, you will come to me There will be very little stubble, okay?I don't abuse myself, I just wish that you would be so gluey every day that you would have no time to talk to me.Li Xiaoming was about to be filled with the complaints in his heart.

Of course, on the surface, our boring Wang Zai classmate is still willing to say: "Oh, so you were dumped by a girl again?"

Sure enough, Li Xiaoming saw Yang Haochen's darker face.

So, on the second day, Yang Haochen made another girlfriend, and on the third day, he was dumped again.

On the fourth day, Yang Haochen didn't bother to choose, so he casually pointed out a girl to be his girlfriend for a day. Obviously, on the fifth day, he was divided again.

On the sixth day, Yang Haochen turned to Li Xiaoming with a numb face: "So, only if I'm with you can I not be dumped?"

Li Xiaoming was drinking milk for breakfast, and then almost choked himself to death.