not to marry?why are you teasing me

"It's you! Who else would be so boring to imitate my font?" Yang Haochen shook the reply paper, "I knew you were still worried about what happened that day, but you don't need to frame me like this. ?"

Li Xiaoming tore the paper off his face expressionlessly. He understood how obsessed this guy was with his face. Every time he threw something accurately, he almost threw his face in the face, stingy?To be narrow-minded, there is probably no one in the world who is more stingy than the person in front of you, right?When he punched him back then, he probably remembered it all the time, and almost wanted to get revenge when he knew it.

"Idiot." Li Xiaoming glanced at the note in his hand, and then replied such a word to Yang Haochen.

Yang Haochen's face turned dark: "What do you mean!"

"This word is obviously written by a girl, can't you see it?" Li Xiaoming sneered, "If you have eyesight problems, go see it sooner."

Feeling sharp and powerless, Yang Haochen took a closer look at the word, and it was really correct, not like it was written by a boy.But are you really stupid for not looking carefully?Or are you really upset to see that fat man?

This farce on the basketball court ended with Yang Haochen denying that he replied to the letter. Of course, as long as Yang Haochen said a word, the majority of people believed in him.As for later a certain girl threatened to apologize only after finding out the truth, this was naturally ignored by Yang Haochen.

However, the bad thing is that Yang Haochen, who finally recovered from the blow of that fat man's grades, once again felt that his IQ was underestimated by that fat man.

For example, when the fat man urged himself to hand in his homework, his tone was almost contemptuous. For example, when the fat man bent down to pick up the lost pen, his eyes were always meaningful. When Li love letters are thrown over, he always has a mocking face...

"Hey, fat man, when are you going to use up that favor?" Yang Haochen patted Li Xiaoming's shoulder with the book.

"Use it now, you move out of our classroom for me." Li Xiaoming said with a smile on his face.

Look, look, that's the look!Fatty!This is the first time in my life, Yang Haochen, that I am so unpopular!You wait for me!

……

The next day, when Li Xiaoming came to the classroom, he suddenly found that there was a pile of breakfast on his desk. There were all kinds of breakfasts, which could be called sumptuous.

Subconsciously put it on Yang Haochen's table, at this moment, a school girl who arrived early suddenly said, "Wait, this is what I invited you to eat."

Looking at a certain pink heart-shaped lunch box, Li Xiaoming expressed shock that he dared to open his eyes and speak nonsense: "No, I've eaten it."

"You're welcome, I'm with you! What's mine is yours. If I don't eat what they bring, I'll waste it. I'll eat it for you." Yang Haochen smiled like a good brother.

Li Xiaoming's heart skipped a beat, what the hell is this guy trying to do?Do you put laxatives in your food?With the childishness of this product, it can definitely be done.

"Then waste it, it's a waste to feed it to me." Li Xiaoming turned around cruelly.

The smile on Yang Haochen's face froze, and then, he took a deep breath and returned to a charming smile: "I've already asked, you eat two steamed buns from the school cafeteria for breakfast every day, you must not be able to eat them." If you are full, why refuse? Are you losing weight recently? "

Li Xiaoming's mouth moved, very good, I even asked what I had for breakfast, if I hadn't known your nature long ago, I would really think you are a good person.

"I'm really full, keep it for yourself."

Yang Haochen looked at Li Xiaoming strangely, and joked, with this fat man's size, would he be full if he didn't eat three or four times as much as a normal person?Two steamed buns?A big boy, you think you have a small bird stomach!Eating two steamed buns in one meal and still getting this body shape, are you trying to tell me that you grow fat even when you drink water?

Once, Yang Haochen thought that fat people were foodies, but in the end he found that this rule did not apply to the fat man next to him. No matter how much food he tempted, this fat man could not even look back. Then, Yang Haochen defeated this fat man with delicious food. The fat man's plan failed after he gained three catties of flesh.

What's even more ironic is that this fat man really doesn't eat much, at least much smaller than his own food intake.Yang Haochen chuckled inwardly for a few seconds, and then firmly felt that this fat man was definitely trying to lose weight.

Of course, in fact, there is a kind of sadness called you don't know why I am fat.

……

Yang Haochen's attention finally shifted after he made his first girlfriend. She was a tall and beautiful girl from the same school. She was gentle with a bit of ladylike temperament, but she was very well-behaved and not squeamish. It fit Yang Haochen's aesthetics very well. Lang has love and concubine intentions, and they are together naturally.

The two good-looking people walked together to envy others, and they showed off their affection, which successfully broke the hearts and glass hearts of many girls and men in the school.

But soon, Senior Colonel Yang's first love affair in this school was announced as a failure. One evening, when the sun was just setting, Yang Haochen asked a certain beautiful woman to have a romantic dinner together. Then, a certain beautiful woman hesitated for a while. , and finally said the phrase "Let's break up".

Yang Haochen's spoon was almost stuck in his throat, and he couldn't believe this sentence: "What did you say?"

"I've thought about it, we're not suitable, let's break up." The beauty said it again clearly, gritting her teeth.

"Why?" Convinced that it wasn't April Fool's Day or an illusion, Yang Haochen gritted his teeth and asked, what does it feel like to be dumped by a girl, what does it feel like to be dumped by a dignified school girl?

The beautiful girl looked at him deeply and said, "You are very good, but we are not suitable, and I am not good enough for you, so, so be it." After finishing speaking, she ran out.

Yang Haochen, who was issued a goodwill card for the first time, was stunned.

Colonel Yang has lost his love, and he is still the one who was dumped. He has not looked very good these days, and he has successfully aroused the "overwhelming love" of some unyielding girls.

The consoling cards filled the last two tables of Class [-] and [-]. After class, there was an endless stream of girls rushing over, and they successfully disturbed Li Xiaoming's life.

After class, Li Xiaoming was dragged out by Yan Jie from the next class.

"You know Yang Haochen's girlfriend, oh no, did the ex-girlfriend transfer to another school?" Yan Jie asked seriously.

"I don't know, what's none of my business?" Li Xiaoming rolled his eyes.

"Do you have a little love from your classmates! Do you know that he is broken in love! Do you know that he was dumped by that woman! You are still his deskmate! You don't care about him at all!" Yan Jie said with a look of hatred look.

"Then you should be his deskmate." Li Xiaoming turned around and left, God knows what these boring women want to do.

"Wait! If I sit next to him, what else will you do? This is a wish from all our Yang Haochen support clubs. I hope you can tell him." Yan Jie mysteriously stuffed a piece of paper into Li Xiaoming's hand Li, "Give me a closer look, and then ask his opinion."

Fan club?Li Xiaoming stared blankly at the proposal titled in his hand - "Helping the school grass get out of the big battle from broken love", and then felt that he was indeed implicated.

"Hey, Yang Xuan, here it is for you." Li Xiaoming threw the paper to Yang Haochen casually. As for explaining and asking for opinions, it was not his responsibility at all.

In fact, Yang Haochen did not recover from the huge blow of being dumped, and it doesn't mean that he loves that girl too much. In fact, girls look comfortable to him, as long as he thinks they are suitable, and he doesn't necessarily want a show. The passionate love, maybe because he has been watched by girls since he was a child, or subconsciously, he doesn't believe in love. He has never experienced the feeling of love that only exists in TV novels in his life. Needless to say, if you don't love it, you can't turn the corner.He is not selfish, but he is arrogant, he puts his dignity above many things, and when he gets dumped, he loses face more.

"What is this?" Yang Haochen fiddled with the note in his hand and asked Li Xiaoming.

"Your back-up will give you special treatment for broken love." Li Xiaoming sarcastically coldly, if there is really something motivated and heartbroken, he doesn't mind giving him a sympathetic look, but he will use it according to the last time. As far as his previous girlfriend was concerned, Yang Haochen was already a scumbag in his eyes.

The word "broken love" touched someone's nerves, and Yang Haochen immediately became angry: "Fatty! What are you talking about! You are the only one who has lost love!"

Then, Li Xiaoming ignored Yang Haochen.

Yang Haochen gritted his teeth with hatred, then thought for half a class, then suddenly pushed Li Xiaoming with his arm, and then said: "Go and tell them, I'm embarrassed that they are all girls, if you go, I will go."

Li Xiaoming: "..." Spending every day lying in the gun, damn Yang Xuan, can't you be more peaceful?There are so many background boards, why do you always look for me every time!

However, those who can't escape still can't escape. At the beginning of the second class, Li Xiaoming was bombarded by the girls because of such a sentence from a certain school grass...