not to marry?why are you teasing me

After class, Li Xiaoming took out his mobile phone, missed the call 99+, texted 386, and was photographed by the monitor after class: "Wang Zai, someone is looking for you outside."

There is no doubt that they are a group of girls, Yang Haochen's die-hard fans. Of course, if he doesn't go out, those girls will not rush in boldly. Besides, in front of the school grass, you always have to maintain your image, but, as the saying goes, hiding After the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth day. Besides, it's impossible not to go to the bathroom, right?

Decisively, Li Xiaoming was surrounded by a group of girls for the first time in his life.

"If you don't believe it or not, we won't let you stay in school!" The fierce girl threatened directly, without asking the person's opinion at all.

There is also a girl from Xiaojiabiyu who secretly took out two cans of Wangzai milk to show her cuteness, and looked at Li Xiaoming pitifully: "Wangzai children's shoes, you are the best, we have prepared for so long and carefully planned, you will not let us Are you all disappointed? I heard that you like Wangzai milk, so I bought two cans for you."

Li Xiaoming: "..." Please don't get in the way, I'm going to the bathroom, okay?It's almost time for class!

It's true that good men don't fight with women. Offending a woman is terrifying, and offending a group of women is even more terrifying. Student Li Xiaoming still has this self-knowledge, so he nodded, isn't he just a brain-dead inspirational club?Am I still afraid to go?

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Friday is coming soon. On this day, Yang Haochen seems to be dressed extraordinarily handsomely, with a smile on his face, looking extraordinarily sparkling.

Li Xiaoming couldn't help complaining in his heart: You thought you were going on a blind date!

Yang Haochen didn't have this self-consciousness at all, he raised his hand and waved to the girls outside the door, with a smile on his face, his eight white teeth neatly lined up: "Then at eight o'clock, we will see you at ktv, looking forward to your surprises! "

Many girls screamed and died immediately.

Li Xiaoming: "..."

"Hey, fat man, let's go together tonight and drive your Lamborghini for fun?" Yang Haochen still smiled and made a low gesture to Li Xiaoming.

"No, just go by yourself." Li Xiaoming rolled his eyes.

"Oh, that's too bad, what a coincidence, my driver asked for leave. But, our school was quite far away at one time, you don't want to walk, do you?" Yang Haochen joked very much, and mocked Li Xiaoming's figure with his eyes, The meaning is obvious, you will definitely die in battle if you walk with this figure.

Li Xiaoming raised his head to look at Yang Haochen, and finally understood Yang Haochen's purpose, and he didn't lose interest in inquiring about his family's affairs. It seems that if he doesn't give a good lesson, it will not stop. Thinking of this, it is rare for Li Xiaoming to show a smile to Yang Haochen. A smile of unknown meaning came: "Besides walking, don't we have other plans?"

Yang Haochen's heart skipped a beat, every time this fat man shows such a smile, it's never good.

Soon, Yang Haochen understood Li Xiaoming's intentions.

Indeed, this time Yang Haochen deliberately picked up his driver and left, and then was dragged to the bus platform by Li Xiaoming.

Even before getting into the car, a group of people were already waiting eagerly, and the smell of sweat continued, which made the rare down-to-earth Colonel Yang feel bad all over.

"The way you said is to take the bus?" Yang Haochen couldn't help it, "I won't take the bus."

From childhood to adulthood, to be honest, Yang Haochen has never squeezed a bus. In his eyes, just because so many messy people sit in the same car, he doesn't have a good impression, not to mention that it's so hot in summer.

However, Yang Haochen was held back by Li Xiaoming: "You told me to find a way, why, don't you even dare to take a bus?"

Seeing the sarcasm of the fat man in front of him, Yang Haochen was so angry that he coldly shook off Li Xiaoming and grabbed his sleeve, and snorted disdainfully: "Don't dare!"

"That's good." Li Xiaoming smiled with satisfaction, and patted Yang Haochen's shoulder casually, "That brother will take you to taste what it's like to take a bus today, I guarantee you will never forget it."

"Wait, who are you? Fatty, don't be shameless, kick your nose, do you think you're a pig!" Yang Haochen was anxious, his shoulders were numb from the slap, and he was about to kick him.

However, Li Xiaoming dodged it immediately, and when Yang Haochen wanted another kick, Li Xiaoming suddenly yelled at him: "The bus is coming, let's go up."

"Hey, don't pull my clothes, what are you pulling, my clothes are all wrinkled..." Yang Haochen became angry when Li Xiaoming suddenly pulled his clothes and squeezed them up.

Then, Li Xiaoming immediately let go of his clothes, then took his hand, took his hand...hand...

"Fatty man! Let go of me!" Yang Haochen was about to explode.

But Li Xiaoming completely ignored Yang Haochen's "unreasonable making trouble" and with his huge body opened a way for Senior Colonel Yang, and then held Yang Haochen tightly and squeezed Yang Haochen out of the crowd into the car.

During the whole process, Yang Haochen met countless people, was squeezed by several fat aunts, was stepped on by a few buddies on that pair of expensive shoes, and was taken advantage of by an ugly girl.Moreover, the hand is going to be broken by that fat man, okay?

So, as soon as he got in the car, Yang Haochen immediately threw off Li Xiaoming's hand fiercely, his face full of anger: "Fatty man! Do you want to die!"

Li Xiaoming loosened his wrist with a look of indifference: "You are heavy enough, and I don't feel tired. What's your name, didn't you just hold your hand? Is it necessary to make such a fuss like a big girl? Scared me I thought you were going to be called indecent."

Yang Haochen: "..."

"Look, it's not me, I think you can't even get in the car." Li Xiaoming pointed to the crowd who were still huddled and cursing.

"I don't care at all! Who wants to get in this broken car!" Yang Haochen's face was still full of anger. He had cramps so he would not sit in the comfortable BMW and squeeze the bus with this fat man. Look, this crowd is crowded. Yes, do you think you are pinching someone?Also, that aunt, don't squeeze on me!That girl, the perfume on your body really stinks!Please don't spray it?That uncle, please stay away from the snot, don't wipe it in my direction, okay?

Li Xiaoming saw Yang Haochen's embarrassing situation, the fat on his face almost wrinkled from laughter, haha, Yang Haochen, you have today too!

The air conditioner of this bus happened to be broken, which made the bus smelly and sweaty, all kinds of sounds and smells were mixed together, and the surroundings were crowded with people, Yang Haochen was in a bad mood. , this kind of experience is simply too terrifying, and the fat man still leans there leisurely to watch his jokes, with a relaxed look on his face, Yang Haochen immediately denies his guess, if this fat man really has A young master from a rich and powerful family wouldn't be able to squeeze the bus so smoothly, right?

I really feel that Colonel Yang, who has been hated for a long time for a mistake, is immediately upset. In order to test whether this fat man is from a rich family, he sacrificed himself for this sake. He is really brainless!He even felt that this fat man had set him up to get inside, and he was dragging him to this bus!