not to marry?why are you teasing me

After finally squeezing to Li Xiaoming's side, Senior Colonel Yang said with a dark face, "I want to go down!"

Li Xiaoming looked innocent: "I just came up now, okay? Don't waste the two yuan bus fare, okay? And how can we go once if we go down now?"

"I'll pay you for the bus fare! We can take a taxi." Yang Haochen was so angry that his teeth itch.

"It's quite a long taxi ride from here, and I don't have a taxi fare..." Li Xiaoming added.

"Fatty, you mean it, right? I'll pay for the taxi too, this time it's okay!" Yang Haochen found that his patience with this fatty is getting better and better, shouldn't he punch him to death now?

"Okay, but it's still a long time from our next stop, at least 3 minutes." Li Xiaoming expressed helplessness and spread his hands.

Yang Haochen: "..."

This bus is really crowded, and it’s fine to bump into people constantly. What’s even more frightening is that it seems that someone has been putting their hands behind their ass, wait, behind their ass?Yang Haochen opened his eyes wide, turned his head suddenly, and immediately withdrew his hand. The faces in front of him were all obscene, and he couldn't tell who they were.

Yang Haochen subconsciously squeezed a little closer to Li Xiaoming, constantly reminding himself to hold back, to hold back, to get out of the car soon anyway.

Seeing him approaching, Li Xiaoming gave him a strange look, but didn't say anything sarcastic.

However, after a while, that hand seemed to come up again, first gently touched it from the back, and then went down, Yang Haochen felt goose bumps all over his body.It's unbearable!

However, when he was about to turn around, Li Xiaoming in front of him suddenly stretched out his hand and walked behind him. At this moment, Li Xiaoming was so close to Yang Haochen that Yang Haochen felt that he was about to crash into that fat man's arms.

However, before Yang Haochen could complain, he was startled by Li Xiaoming's voice: "There are thieves!"

At that moment, a scream came, and Li Xiaoming had already grabbed a hand.

Only then did Yang Haochen have the space to look back. Sure enough, what Li Xiaoming grabbed was one of the faces just now, and it was a wretched man with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes. Yang Haochen felt that his disgusting stomach was about to come out. I was molested by such a product!

"I didn't steal anything!" The man quibbled and muttered loudly, "You must have evidence for what you say. I take this bus every day. How could I be a thief? It's broad daylight, you don't want it, young man." Talking nonsense, ruining my innocence! You said I was stealing, but which eye of yours saw me stealing someone! If you don’t learn well at a young age, do you know what evidence is! I am a good man with an innocent family!”

The man seemed to be justified, with a completely unreasonable appearance, almost arrogant, and several people around him also booed together: "I haven't seen him stealing anything since I stood here for a long time!"

The masses are easy to be guided, especially many old ladies and uncles here, who seem to know this man, seem to be regular customers, so Ji Li Gua La started to spit at Li Xiaoming.

Yang Haochen was sweating coldly. Now he saw what it means to reverse black and white, but at least this fat man was trying to stand up for himself. Although it seemed that this man was not stealing, Yang Haochen immediately walked out and wanted to say something, but he was pinched by Li Xiaoming. The leader stopped it.

Yang Haochen was in pain, and glared at Li Xiaoming: You fat man!Am I trying to help you?

Li Xiaoming gave him a nosy look, then approached the man with his huge body, and suddenly took out the man's pocket with a sneer: "I didn't steal anything, so what is it? Why is my classmate's Apple [-] in the pocket?" You pocket it, don't say it's yours!"

The man immediately turned pale, and quickly denied: "No! Absolutely not! I didn't steal anything! Absolutely not! You must have wronged me!"

However, this time the "stolen goods were obtained together", the aunt who was still helping him just now started to clean up the things on her body for fear that something would be stolen.

There was a whimper in the car, but now it was accusations.

Seeing that the situation was bad, the man immediately panicked: "I didn't! Really not! I just touched..." He just touched him a few times.

Well, before the man finished speaking, he was punched by Li Xiaoming, and immediately fell to the ground clutching his stomach in pain.

At this moment, the bus arrived at the stop, and Li Xiaoming half-dragged and half-lifted the man under the bus with one hand: "I'll send him to the Public Security Bureau."

At this time, the car already breathed a sigh of relief and applauded.

Of course, is Li Xiaoming going to send the man to the police station?Of course not.

Li Xiaoming dragged the man to a certain corner, threw him on the ground, and said proudly to Yang Haochen, "Let's hit him, just don't beat him to death."

For the first time, Yang Haochen felt that when this fat man was really handsome, he would have already been upset in the car, but this fat man knew how to behave.

After beating the wretched man, Colonel Yang, who felt at ease, began to ask curiously: "What happened to my mobile phone? Why did it slip into his pocket?"

Li Xiaoming smiled triumphantly: "What do you think?"

"It was you who put it, I just said that this pervert doesn't seem to have taken out the phone in my bag. I didn't expect you to be so smart. Yang Haochen didn't mind complimenting our handsome fat man this time, "But, are you How did you think that the mobile phone wronged him, and you took out my mobile phone and I didn't realize it? How did you do it? "

"Aren't you going to call him indecent even if you don't say he stole? Do you want to be in the Evening News? A certain high school was molested by a man on the bus." Li Xiaoming suppressed a smile, and then looked at Yang Haochen's ass teasingly With a glance, "I didn't expect you to be quite perverted? Even men are tortured. But, it's pretty..."

Yang Haochen's face darkened immediately, and he kicked Li Xiaoming's leg: "Get lost!"

He could tell that this fat man was a cheap bastard when no one was around, and he was so angry that he would not pay for his life.

Of course, after the teasing, the two of them did not forget their business. Today there is still a group of girls waiting for them, although they are mainly waiting for one person.

The two of them didn't argue any more, so they took a taxi and left.

However, just as he got out of the car, Senior Colonel Yang fumbled and fumbled, but he didn't take out his wallet. He looked at Li Xiaoming next to him with a dark face: "Don't joke too much, please? Take out my wallet! "

Li Xiaoming glanced at him strangely: "When did I take your wallet?"

The two looked at each other: "Damn!"

It's over, this is indeed a mountain higher than a mountain, and this wallet may have been snatched away by someone while getting out of the bus.

Yang Haochen could only look at Li Xiaoming sadly, Li Xiaoming stretched his hands to the sky, in order to show that he was poor, he only brought a few dollars for the bus fare, can this be said?

The driver also saw it. After a long time, these two guys have no money!In vain, he even took them around a few more times, thinking that they were easy to slaughter, but it turned out that they were riding in a Bawang car!

After locking the car door, the driver said blankly: "Either give the money, or keep the person."

Yang Haochen & Li Xiaoming: "..."