Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

At night, Jian Haoyuan sat and meditated, and the puppy squatted beside him, but the puppy's eyes were fixed on the old black mountain demon floating three meters away.The Montenegrin old demon dared not go forward, Yu Ruyi rolled onto the window sill, her soul floated into the air, and gave Jian Haoyuan a popular science about the work of an actor and the general story of Journey to the West.

After the science popularization, the Montenegrin old demon asked again: "By the way, which character are you going to try?"

Jian Haoyuan searched the big fat man's memory for a while before saying, "Zhu Bajie."

The memory of the big fat man shows that one day, his goddess Chu Xuan happily shared with him the joy of becoming an actor for the first time, saying that she was recommended by the nobleman to be an important female supporting role in the crew of "Journey to the West: The Legend of Wukong"; Chu Xuan told the fat man that there was a shortage of male supporting roles in the crew, and accidentally revealed the time and place of the primary selection of the role, so the fat man tried it. As long as he is with the goddess, it doesn't matter if he plays Zhu Bajie and uglifies himself.

After hearing this, the old demon from Montenegro had no objection, nodded, and said, "It turned out that an acquaintance led the way, as expected. For newcomers, this role is quite good, at least it has lines, and it can often appear next to the protagonist."

Jian Haoyuan was noncommittal, after hearing the story of Journey to the West, he doesn't like Zhu Bajie very much, so it doesn't matter if he just goes to see it.

The black mountain old demon was very enthusiastic. First, he taught Jian Haoyuan how to go to the audition location, and then he volunteered: "I will follow you in the audition tomorrow. If you don't know how to act, I will show you. Then you can do as I do!"

Jian Haoyuan let out an "um" and began to meditate.

After sitting in meditation for another two hours, one percent of the nutrients in the meridians were transformed, the meridians were widened, and I didn't need to sleep. I was refreshed and energetic.

Early the next morning, the puppy was entrusted to the boss, and Yu Ruyi automatically followed, rolling all the way at Jian Haoyuan's feet, guiding Jian Haoyuan to take the subway.Although Fatty had the experience of taking the subway in his memory, it was the first time for Jian Haoyuan to experience this huge subway project in person.

There are people coming and going on the street, which is very lively.Jian Haoyuan was about to walk into the ground entrance of the subway station when he suddenly heard hurried footsteps behind him, turned his head sideways, and clamped the hand of the person behind his shoulder with his backhand.When I looked closely, I found that it was a girl with long hair wearing shorts, revealing a pair of white and thin legs.

Jian Haoyuan just glanced at it and didn't look at it. He immediately let go of the girl's hand, frowned slightly, and said, "I'm sorry."

After speaking, Jian Haoyuan lifted his legs and left.

In the era he lived in, everyone was wrapped up very tightly, the kind where only the face was exposed from the whole body.In modern times, you can often see men and women wearing short sleeves, shorts, and short skirts. Jian Haoyuan is very unaccustomed to this. It doesn't matter if you see people of the same sex, but for girls, there is no superfluous idea of ​​being shy. Should be polite.

The long-haired girl trotted after her, and while rubbing her wrist, she said to Jian Haoyuan, "Handsome guy! Wait! Don't go!"

The voice of the Montenegrin old demon came to mind on the soles of his feet: "Big bald head, run! Nothing good will happen, normal people wouldn't call you handsome!"

Jian Haoyuan: "..."

The long-haired girl ran up to Jian Haoyuan, and said pitifully, "My wallet and mobile phone have been stolen, handsome guy, can you lend me some money to go home?"

Although the long-haired girl's tone was very pitiful, she was about a head taller than Jian Haoyuan, and she was looking down at Jian Haoyuan's big bald head.And Jian Haoyuan happened to see her flat chest, stopped his steps, frowned, and looked up at her face.

The Montenegro old demon said again: "Don't borrow it, don't worry about her, you are in a hurry, there are many scammers at the station."

Jian Haoyuan felt that it was not good for a girl to go home without money, and it was too dangerous for this girl to wear shorts.Then he asked, "How much do you want to borrow?"

The long-haired girl was overjoyed and said, "Three yuan is enough, and I can take the subway back."

Jian Haoyuan thought for a while and said, "Okay, where are you going, I'll buy the ticket for you."

After all, he has a big fat Yangcheng pass on him, and he hasn't tried to buy a ticket with a ticket vending machine yet.Under the guidance of the long-haired girl, Jian Haoyuan tapped the screen step by step. When he got the ticket, Jian Haoyuan looked at it carefully before handing it to the long-haired girl.It's amazing to think that you can get a ticket by inserting coins.

The two happened to go to the same place, so they took the subway together.The long-haired girl said: "Leave a mobile phone number, and I will pay you back with a WeChat red envelope."

Jian Haoyuan paid attention to keeping a certain distance from the long-haired girl, without looking sideways, and said, "No need."

The long-haired girl said cheerfully: "People like you are too rare now. I asked many people, and you are the only one who is willing to lend me money, and you don't have to pay me back."

Jian Haoyuan only focused on watching the advertisement video in the carriage, and said calmly, "It's easy."

"Anyway, thank you." The long-haired girl thanked her sincerely.She looked down at Jian Haoyuan's bald head, suddenly her eyes lit up, she took out a small notebook and a pen in her pocket, and drew a series of flamboyant characters, her eyes sparkling.In the end, it was Jian Haoyuan who reminded her that she had arrived at the station, so she came to her senses and followed Jian Haoyuan out of the station.The long-haired girl was still writing and writing as she stepped out of the station, but her body automatically followed behind Jian Haoyuan.

The two walked into the same building together.

Jian Haoyuan asked the long-haired girl very puzzled: "Is your family here too? Did you follow me wrong?"

After the popular science of Montenegro, the entire building here is used by entertainment companies for office work, and girls should not live here.

The long-haired girl looked up from her notebook in a daze, looked around the company lobby, and said, "Did you go the wrong way? Hey! Do you work here too?"

Jian Haoyuan replied: "No, I'm here to participate in the role re-selection."

The long-haired girl's eyes lit up, and she asked, "Is it "Journey to the West Wukong?"!"

Jian Haoyuan nodded.

The long-haired girl held Xiaoben's hand and trembled, pressed her chest with her right hand, calmed down, and took Jian Haoyuan to the front desk customer service, remembering Jian Haoyuan's name and the audition role.He showed the way graciously, took Jian Haoyuan to the elevator entrance, pressed the floor, and said, "You go to the fifth floor, I'll go to the tenth floor." Then he blinked his right eye at Jian Haoyuan, and said, "I'm older than the director. Screenwriter, see you later, come on!"

Jian Haoyuan didn't know why, so he got out of the elevator and was guided to the conference room to wait. He saw more than a dozen well-dressed men and women with different shapes, and some boys were even applying makeup in the mirror.

After waiting for a long time, the audition began.The men and women around him all went in and out one after another, and finally only Jian Haoyuan and another tall and fat man who was a little thinner than him were left.

Fatty Gao said to Jian Haoyuan: "Looks like you and I are playing the role of robbing Zhu Bajie."

Jian Haoyuan only listened curiously to the movement in the audition room, listening to the actors inside either excitedly or resentfully reading their lines, but did not answer for a while.

Fatty Gao continued to talk to himself: "I never thought that Zhu Bajie would be robbed by someone. Who pushed you in?"

Before Jian Haoyuan answered, director assistant Lin Xiaoqiu called Jian Haoyuan and Fatty Gao in at the same time.

The audition room is a small room. There are five people sitting opposite the door, three of them are about 50 or [-] years old. The man sitting in the middle looks younger, not under [-], but has a serious face.The long-haired girl who came together just now is the second from the right. Seeing Jian Haoyuan, the long-haired girl nodded slightly to him, but did not speak.

Assistant director Lin Xiaoqiu directly started the topic, and said to them: "Time is precious, please do a scene first - Zhu Bajie molesting women. 1 minute to perform, which one of you will come first?"

Jian Haoyuan: "..."

Fatty Gao quickly started, saying, "Hello, Director Yao and the judges, I'll come first!"

Lin Xiaoqiu nodded and said, "Okay, let's start."

The tall fat man looked at the man sitting in the middle of his eyes, stretched out his right index finger, as if provoking the chin of the person opposite him, and lowered his head to smell it, raised his left hand high, and held someone's hand in an obscene manner. Slightly smiled and said: "Beauty~ You smell so sweet."

"It's time," Lin Xiaoqiu asked Fatty Gao to stand aside with a smile, and said to Jian Haoyuan, "It's your time."

Jian Haoyuan didn't move.

The Black Mountain old demon floated out from under Jian Haoyuan's feet, and said, "I will perform better than him, follow me!"

After all, the Montenegrin old demon closed his eyes, took a drunken step, twisted his small fat waist, flung left and right, kept making fun of him, touched or grasped his palms, and occasionally hugged The air rubbed a few times, as if playing hide and seek with many beauties, all eleven bullies with a harem of three thousand.

The Black Mountain old demon pounced on him for a while, but Jian Haoyuan still didn't move, so he urged: "You move! Just follow me, this role is yours! I've been out during the day to self-mutilate, and you still haven't moved!"

But Jian Haoyuan said: "Sorry, I can't do it."

Montenegro old demon: "..."

The man sitting in the middle waved his hand, Lin Xiaoqiu understood, and said, "Okay, you guys go back and wait for the news."

Hearing this, the Montenegro old demon yelled in Jian Haoyuan's ear angrily: "It must be a dead end, you obviously made a bet, why didn't you listen to me!"

Jian Haoyuan didn't answer, but pursed his lips, ready to leave here.

The long-haired girl shouted, "Wait!"

Jian Haoyuan turned his head.

The long-haired girl asked, "Why can't you do it?"

Jian Haoyuan replied truthfully: "I don't flirt with women."

The long-haired girl asked again: "Then can you do a move with me?" The long-haired girl clasped her palms together, nodded slightly, demonstrated, and said, "Namo Amitabha, Wukong, come back."

Jian Haoyuan could accept this, and followed suit with a calm tone.

The long-haired girl clapped her hands and said with a smile, "Yes! That's the feeling! It's like a kid pretending to be an old man!"

Jian Haoyuan: "..."

The man sitting in the middle pressed the long-haired girl's shoulder, and said to Jian Haoyuan: "Okay, you go back first, and I have news for you."

Jian Haoyuan nodded and left.

……

On the way back, the Black Mountain old demon never showed up again, and just hid dejectedly on the soles of Jian Haoyuan's shoes.Jian Haoyuan ignored him and went shopping to find a suitable job.

And in the audition room.

There were only girls with long hair and a young man with a serious face just now.

The long-haired girl stood opposite the young man and said excitedly to the man: "On the way to the company! I have a better idea. The story will definitely be more beautiful and moving than the previous one. The prototype of the character is Jian Haoyuan! He is my The source of inspiration, brother, should you use him to play Tang Seng?"

The young man said: "If he plays Tang Seng, he will be the fattest Tang Seng in history."

The long-haired girl immediately retorted: "Plump beauty is popular in the Tang Dynasty!"

The young man couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "You can't change it like this. We are filming Journey to the West Wukong, not Journey to the West, Tang Seng. It is impossible for the first-line superstar Shan Shanggang to act as a supporting role for him."

"Don't worry, I understand this, so why don't you give me a supporting role?"

"..." The young man thought for a while, and then said: "If you change it like this, the estimated venue, costumes, and extras will all be changed accordingly. Today is a waste of time."

"Brother, you are rich! These are not problems!"

"..." The young man was speechless, and after a while, he said again: "He is a newcomer, has no education, no experience in acting, and is not obedient enough, so he doesn't want to act in molesting women."

The long-haired girl said: "A director who can't train actors is not a good director! Brother, don't be discouraged, I like you!"

The young man was completely speechless: "..."

"Promise me?"

The young man finally surrendered and said, "First finish changing the outline, and show me the storyboard script before we talk about it."

The long-haired girl is gearing up: "Okay, just wait!"