Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

Back in the bathroom of the guest room on the first floor, while washing Xiaoguang's hair, Jian Haoyuan educated him earnestly: "Xiaoguang, save your pee and pee on the CEO's head next time. In his own way, return the treatment His body."

Xiao Guang moved his ears, half understanding.

Controlling the strength, Jian Haoyuan carefully helped Xiaoguang wash the hair on the back of its ears, smiled meaningfully, and said, "Xiaoguang, you are not afraid of being peed, you like to take a bath, but the president doesn't, he hates water. If you pee If it doesn't reach his face, pee on him."

In the struggle between Xiaoguang and the CEO, Jian Haoyuan only intends to teach Xiaoguang to grow into a little man, and does not intend to do it himself, to touch a big fat cat.And before crossing over, Jian Haoyuan treated his seniors in the same way. He was only responsible for making suggestions and practicing martial arts with his seniors so that they could strengthen themselves and defeat their opponents.

"Come on, Master will teach you a few tricks. Even if the president is several times your age, you don't have to be afraid of him." After teaching Xiaoguang a bit, and helping Xiaoguang dry his hair, Jian Haoyuan let Xiaoguang go to find the president. , put Xiaoguang on the ground, and said: "Go."

Xiaoguang got the order, first curiously sniffed around the room, then went to the living room to continue sniffing, then wagged her little tail and jumped up the stairs to the second floor.

After Jian Haoyuan finished washing and went up to the second floor, he met the CEO Meow.

President Meow looked at him with vigilant bristled hair, but wagged his tail.Behind the president is Xiaoguang who is trying to climb from the president's thick tail to the president's body, but keeps being thrown off.When Xiaoguang saw Jian Haoyuan, he climbed onto the CEO even more persistently.Cai Zhexi, on the other hand, left the door ajar, protruding half of his round head furtively, watching the president Meow and Xiao Guang slyly.

Jian Haoyuan easily walked around President Meow, stroked Xiaoguang's hair, smiled meaningfully, and said in a low voice: "Keep working hard." Then he walked to Cai Zhexi's room with confidence.

There is a long table in the center of the room. Two desktop computers are placed side by side on the table. Independent sound cards and headsets have been installed.There are also two soft sofas as computer chairs, and there are wooden cabinets on both sides of the wall.Looking out from the high-rise window on the 18th floor, looking down at strips of radiant light, reflecting each other with the shining stars in the dark blue night sky, is a scene Jian Haoyuan has never seen before.

Seeing Jian Haoyuan leaving, President Meow looked back at Xiaoguang with disgust, but the thick tail flicked back and forth to seduce Xiaoguang, and at the same time slowed down his steps so that Xiaoguang could follow.Walking outside a door, the president stood on both legs, touched the handle to open the door, pushed the door and let Xiaoguang in, and took Xiaoguang to his president's exclusive amusement park to play.

Cai Zhexi followed on tiptoe, lying on the entrance of the president's exclusive amusement park, looked in through the transparent glass window on the entrance, watched for a while, then tiptoed back to the room, threw himself on the soft single sofa, Said to Jian Haoyuan with a sad face, "I'm so sad."

Jian Haoyuan observed the strange characters on the keyboard curiously, and answered absently: "Huh?"

Cai Zhexi said with a mournful face, "I used to play on the computer, and the president always sat on my lap, or just sat on the keyboard and watched me. Hey, he has a new love and doesn't want me."

Jian Haoyuan was still staring at the keyboard, trying to connect the strange words on the keyboard with the big fat man's memory and turn it into his own memory.Cai Zhexi stopped crying after pretending to cry for a while, closed the door, and said sternly, "But that's fine, I'm afraid they might fight, it's best if the brothers are well."

Jian Haoyuan nodded slightly, hiding the corners of his mouth slightly turned up, feeling a little guilty for no reason.

He was looking forward to Xiao Guang's revenge.

Cai Zhexi changed his obscene voice again, put on the headset, and said with a smile: "Hey hey hey hey, the president doesn't want me, your puppy doesn't want you either, let's find a new love too, go to Yaya!"

Under Cai Zhexi's guidance, Jian Haoyuan successfully logged into the fat man's Yaya account and climbed into the channel "Male Sex Empire".

The channel of Male Sex Empire only accepts male singers, and the fans call themselves subjects of the empire.The channel has only been established for half a year, and its popularity is not high.There are only about [-] resident singers in total, but they also include various timbres such as uncle voice, fresh meat voice, Zheng Taiyin attacking and accepting voices, and reverse female voices.

Today, there are more than a dozen male singers participating in the March 3 White 14 Valentine's Day-Male God Song Concert.

Now there are more than 6000 people online at the same time, and the host is introducing the next singer to sing.Seeing that Jian Haoyuan was online, the channel administrator immediately sent a message, saying that Jian Haoyuan will be there in 10 minutes, to confirm whether Jian Haoyuan can sing, and ask Jian Haoyuan to prepare first, such as accompaniment or something.

Administrator: "Great Wizard, did you succeed in confessing? Sing that song?"

The Great Wizard is exactly the online name of the big fat man.

Jian Haoyuan tried his best to find the pinyin in the big fat man's memory, and matched the strange letters on the keyboard with the pinyin. He stretched out his index finger and tapped the keyboard slowly. After a while, he successfully sent the message: " If you fail, love is not guilty.”

Before the Valentine's Day song meeting, a song list was made for each singer.Each singer has prepared two songs, depending on the state of Valentine's Day, singles will sing one song, and if they are not single, they will sing another song.

The fat man also prepared two songs. If the confession is successful, he will drag the goddess Chu Xuan to Yaya and listen to him sing "Like You"; if he fails, he will sing "Love Is Not Guilty".

Jian Haoyuan took advantage of the 10 minutes to listen to the original song. He had completely memorized the lyrics, and was thinking about how to sing the song well in a way that suits him.

Going to the mic, looking at the main channel showing more than 6000 listeners, and seeing the information constantly swiping the public screen, Jian Haoyuan sang a song he was not familiar with for the first time, feeling a little nervous for no reason.

The host is the channel singer "Magic Corpse". He has a soft and positive voice. At this time, Magic Corpse adjusted Jian Haoyuan to the first sequence, and said: "I remember that two days ago, the great wizard publicly said that he would Confess to the goddess, but it is a pity that today the great wizard is going to sing "Love Is Not Guilty" which belongs to the single dog! The subjects put up flowers! Soothe the great wizard's lovelorn mood! Okay, I shut up, big Wizard, go!"

A string of fresh flowers appeared on the public screen, mixed with many strange words such as "touch the single dog", "burn it", "eat dog food together", etc. Jian Haoyuan couldn't understand it at all. He opened his mouth and said, "Thank you for the flowers, everyone."

Just one sentence, the public screen is up again:

#Damn why the wizard's voice has changed! #

#How can the sound be so good! #

#Fucking trough is so gentle and magnetic, please say a few more words to the male god! #

Jian Haoyuan looked at the public screen, but didn't speak, and started playing the accompaniment when the recording was turned on.Although Jian Haoyuan likes to sing and play, he never knows how his singing sounds to other people's ears.Now it’s great to be able to record and listen to it afterwards.

Listening to the accompaniment, Jian Haoyuan grasped the beat and sang the first sentence: "Store in the eyes, always wandering around, love, guess if..."

The voice is gentle, like the spring breeze blowing willow branches, but it hides deep love and regret, love can not be obtained, the sky is gloomy, spring rain is blowing on the face, mixed with the moisture in the corners of the eyes.

Jian Haoyuan closed his eyes.

"This feeling is too intimate, and a thousand sentences are not enough..."

Jian Haoyuan sang and sang, his thoughts drifted away, and he returned to his teacher.Before the enemy attacked, the last happy Spring Festival had just passed in Shimen. He played a New Year's song for Master, and the brothers beat time together, and the birds in the forest danced and sang happily to the sound of the flute.

"Let go, let go of all...

Let go, in fact, I am definitely not in love without guilt (pronunciation is enough)..."

Memories are interrupted, I have come to this strange world, and there are not a single brother who has lived together for more than 20 years...

The voice is still gentle, but it is mixed with hoarseness, which makes it more textured.

The willow branches hang down, the spring grass withers, and the tears roll down the leaves. The misty rain is desolate, and those who hear it are sad, and those who listen are weeping.

Jian Haoyuan was immersed in his thoughts, he didn't see it at all, and the public screen became even more turbulent.

#男神喜欢把! !You can get married just by listening to the voice! ! #

#妈妈asked me why I erected my phantom limb(*/ω╲*)#

#Typing with both hands to show innocence#

……

"Let go,

my concern,

can't find the end,

let go

I wish you happiness and everything..."

At the end of the song, Jian Haoyuan opened his eyes.

The past life is gone like smoke, next month's Ching Ming Festival, let's pay homage to the master.

Although the song is over, there are still waves on the public screen.

#男神Why would the confession fail? #

#男神Why would the confession fail? #

#男神Why would the confession fail? #

……

Jian Haoyuan calmed down, clicked the recording to stop, save, turned off the microphone, turned to look at Cai Zhexi who was beside him with a dull expression, and asked curiously: "What does the day mean, does it mean to marry?"

Cai Zhexi coughed twice, and said, "This... can only be understood, but cannot be expressed in words. After the song will be over, I will show you a small video, and you will know."

Jian Haoyuan let out an "oh".

At this time, the host Magic Zombie turned on the microphone and said: "As the saying goes, if you lose something, you will gain something. God closes a door for you, and will definitely open a window for you. Although the great wizard is broken in love, he is more serious now. Can sing! From amateur to professional level!"

Jian Haoyuan turned on the microphone and replied, "Thank you, and thank you for the flowers."

The magic corpse joked: "Flowers can no longer express my admiration! Great wizard, if I were a girl, I could be your girlfriend now!"

Immediately, the public screen frantically flashed again:

#男神look at me!I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神look at me!I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神look at me!I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神look at me!I can be your boyfriend right now! OωO#

——Eh, wait, it seems that something strange has been mixed in.

Seeing that the confession on the public screen is so straightforward and enthusiastic, Jian Haoyuan was really shocked.

The subjects of the male-colored empire kept bringing friends into the channel. Now, the number of people who came to listen to the concert has jumped from more than 6000 to more than 6500, and the number of Jian Haoyuan's fans has also skyrocketed by more than 1000 in an instant.

At this time, the old Black Mountain demon who had disappeared for a long time floated in from the window: "Hiding and recovering, I have been looking for you for a long time! Hey, what are you doing..."

The Montenegro old demon stared at Jian Haoyuan's computer screen, and said with a smile: "Are you enjoying the feeling of being a star? Wow, so many people like you."

Jian Haoyuan turned off the microphone and whispered, "Is this what it feels like to be a star?"

The Montenegrin old demon said: "Not only! I have hundreds of thousands of Weibo fans. If you listen to me, there must be millions of Weibo fans!"

Jian Haoyuan nodded and said, "I like this feeling."

Cai Zhexi patted Jian Haoyuan's shoulder, and also praised: "Xiaoyuan, I didn't expect your skills to improve so much. Look, although we are all fat, there are still many people who love us! It's no big deal to lose love, you can't be a goddess Just be the male god of the masses!"

"Well, thank you, I'm fine now." Jian Haoyuan said.

And above the song meeting, it was time for the half-hour fan lucky draw.

The magic corpse said: "Now, please ask the great wizard to take a lucky number from 1 to 6500. Well, the great wizard has already told me the number secretly. After 1 minute, the small program of grabbing the bench will be started, and the number of the bench will be in the order of grabbing the bench Arranged in order, the subjects who get the lucky bench can go to Mai to make a request with the great wizard, as long as it is reasonable, the great wizard will not refuse... One, two, three, start!"

A subject called "The Little Slave of the Great Wizard's Family" grabbed the lucky bench, and after being teased by the host Magic Zombie, he weakly made his request: "Hello, male god, can you take a breath?" ?”

Jian Haoyuan: "?"

The public screen has gone completely crazy.

#嗤嗤嗤嘿嗤嗤嗤呀嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤咔哩呀 The male god begging for breath! #

#嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤吧吧向向听听听听听听听+1! #

#嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤嗤吧吧向向听听听听听听听+10086! #

#嗤嗤嗤啊嗤嗤嗤呀嗤嗤嗤呀嗤嗤嗤嗤听听听听听听听听+Mobile phone number! #

#嗤嗤嗤啊嗤嗤嗤呀嗤嗤嗤呀呀嗤嗤嗤 The male god is begging for breath + 1 ID 1 card! #

Seeing everyone's anticipation, Jian Haoyuan didn't know what was going on, and curiously asked Cai Zhexi next to him: "What is panting? How to pant?"