Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

Jian Haoyuan didn't turn off the microphone when he asked what "suffering" was. All the girls heard it, and knew that the male god was going to agree, and the public screen was even more sloppy.

#热浪惊！Headphones are plugged in#

#Recording is on, waiting to be fed! #

#啊啊啊啊 Let me get some packs of paper towels first! ! #

When Cai Zhexi heard Jian Haoyuan's question, he turned his head away from looking at Jian Haoyuan, covered his mouth with his big fat palm, narrowed his small eyes, and said in a serious tone: "The so-called panting means panting. It's like when you went to lose weight and ran desperately, but you were almost out of breath! Make a breathless gasp!"

"Well," Jian Haoyuan thought for a while, and asked, "It means—the sound when you exercise to the limit?"

Cai Zhexi put down his hand covering his mouth, and replied seriously: "Yes, that's right, many people like athletic boys, and they like to listen to the sound of sports!"

Jian Haoyuan nodded slightly, he understood how to breathe.

Seeing that Jian Haoyuan did not answer, the host of the event, Magic Zombie, asked in order not to be cold-hearted, "Great wizard, do you want to agree to the little slave's request?"

Jian Haoyuan gave a "hmm" and said, "Seeing that everyone likes it so much, I want to try it too."

The Magic Corpse was very excited. He sighed in admiration, paused, and said with a smile: "However, I think it will be more pleasant if the wizard is panting while reciting his lines to everyone! If you agree, please type 1 on the public screen." , please dial 2 if you just want to hear the breath."

A string of 1111111 was displayed on the public screen.

The magic corpse said: "Great Wizard, today is White 1 Valentine's Day, most of the people who hang out on the channel are single dogs who can't go on dates, so, please play the role of the invisible suitor of single dogs, and read the confession. Do you give gifts to your subjects?"

Jian Haoyuan agreed, and soon received a line from the magic corpse's private chat, saying "I'll run to get ready first", then stood up, changed the Bluetooth headset, adjusted the height of the microphone, stretched my muscles and bones, and started Run in place.

If it is really like what Cai Zhexi said, running will be more natural than breathing directly.

Cai Zhexi moved his head closer, glanced at the lines sent by the magic corpse, immediately covered his mouth with his big fat hands, clicked on the recording, then lay down on the table, his shoulders kept shaking violently, occasionally Laugh like a barbell.

Jian Haoyuan glanced at Cai Zhexi suspiciously, and then looked at the line, and couldn't see what was so funny about such a serious line.However, it was clearly said to be a confession pretending to be a suitor, but the one sent by the magic corpse could not be seen as a confession.

Well, it is Jian Haoyuan who is out of touch with modern society and does not understand the profoundness of modern culture.

He didn't deliberately adjust his breathing. When Jian Haoyuan was running, he even deliberately pointed at Mailai to exhale.Magic Corpse has turned off the microphone and background music, and in the earphones of the audience, there is silence, only the sound of Jian Haoyuan's breathing when running can be heard.

Jian Haoyuan's panting while running kept coming out, taking the audience to another world.

It was a sunny summer day, and the male god whom he had secretly admired for a long time was in front of him, his body was glistening with sweat, and when he saw you, he smiled, passed through the crowd, and ran all the way towards you.He ran up to you, as if he had seen through your expectations, wrapped his hands around your waist gently, and hugged you into his arms, his nose was full of his smell.

He lowered his head gently, and adjusted his slightly rapid breathing in your ear.You are already leaning in the arms of the male god, your heartbeat becomes extremely violent, pounding against your chest, as if it is about to jump out.

The two hugged so intimately, skin to skin, the male god's panting became louder and louder, his head lowered, and the distance between his lips and yours was getting closer and closer, as if he wanted to kiss your ear.There is still a little distance left, and his breathing becomes rapid, his chest rises and falls, and the scorching breath sprays on your ears, causing a burst of itching.It seems that as long as you turn your head slightly, your face can touch the warm lips of the male god...

The public screen was also quiet for a while, and then frantically swiped up: #Fuck!The ear is pregnant#

#Typing with both hands to show innocence#

#妈妈asked me why I was spraying nosebleeds(/ω╲)#

#The blood tank is empty, begging for milk! ! #

Unconsciously, Jian Haoyuan persisted in running for a while, his legs became more and more sore, and he also felt that his whole body was burning up, and his breathing seemed to be dead.The audience on Yaya could also clearly hear that the great wizard Jian Haoyuan was running.

Jian Haoyuan tried his best to adjust his breathing so as not to die, and began to read the lines sent by the magic corpse: "Life... Hu... lies in...movement...

Exercise...brings...Ah...health...'

Jian Haoyuan is running vigorously, and the public screen is also exercising vigorously. A lot of comments are wiped out at once: #啊啊啊啊啊#

#Don't ask me why I can't type with both hands...#

#Forgot to put on earphones, mom, listen to my explanation QAQ! ! ! #

#High price to buy O-type blood! ! ! #

Jian Haoyuan couldn't understand it at all, he just felt that he should read the lines honestly: "Being a human... Fu... The premise... is... to do...Ah...Sports...

I...would...want...to...do...Ha...exercise...with you...

Wishing...everyone...happy Valentine's Day..."

Talking while running fast, with Jian Haoyuan's weight and body shape, he is really about to die now.On the public screen, there was even more discussion: #嗤嗤嗤啊向男神I am willing to do such and such sports with you~~~(/ω╲)#

#Fuck what am I missing! !Please record, please record#

#This is a straight man, now broke up with his girlfriend...#

#男神You lied! !You have no shortage of girlfriends! !Look at me!I am your girlfriend! ! #

#Fuck a lot of rivals in love#

#Rivals!Draw the knife! #

Of course, there are bad things to say:

#声音这个男神, how ugly does it have to be to have no girlfriend#

#面基了You don’t think so anymore, it must be an ugly comparison#

After reading the lines, Jian Haoyuan ignored these remarks, turned off the mic, but was still running fast.Because he felt that he hadn't reached his limit yet, and he wanted to cooperate with the secrets of breath adjustment in "Xuanyang Secret Code" and surpass himself.

The magic corpse turned on the microphone at the right time, and happily asked the lucky little slave, "Okay, little slave, are you satisfied with what you heard?"

The little slave uttered a thick nasal voice, with a wet voice, and said, "Well, I'm very satisfied... This is my best Valentine's Day gift, thank you male god, I am willing."

Jian Haoyuan: "??"

Magic Corpse: "!!"

After the event was over, Jian Haoyuan also got off the mic, but his number of fans was still skyrocketing, and many people chatted with him privately and flirted with him to confess their love.He also asked when he would go online again, and wanted to build a small nest with him.Many people found the Weibo address on Jian Haoyuan's profile, and gained more than 800 fans without Jian Haoyuan's knowledge.

The Montenegrin old demon smiled wretchedly and said, "You just became an actor once, do you know that?"

Jian Haoyuan was breaking through himself, his breathing was fluttering, so he didn't answer, but shook his head slightly, expressing that he didn't know.

The Montenegrin old demon continued to smile and said: "Look, the confessor role you played just now filled the regret of being a single dog. It can make everyone happy, and it also moved the little slave just now, so that more people like you." , This is the charm of an actor!"

Jian Haoyuan surpassed the limit, let out a breath, ran slower, and nodded slightly, agreeing with what the Montenegro old demon said.

While Jian Haoyuan ran for so long, Cai Zhexi was still lying on the table trembling slightly, with one leg propped up, his left hand hugging his knee, and his right hand on his abdomen.Jian Haoyuan thought he was sick, but Cai Zhexi looked up at him, his face flushed.He muttered: "It's okay, my stomach hurts a little, I'm going to the bathroom." Then he ran away.

Jian Haoyuan had no doubts about him, at this time, his Nokia also rang.

After a simple greeting, I realized that it was Yao Tianyao, the director of "Journey to the West", who personally called. He asked straightforwardly, "Are you willing to play the role of Tang Seng? It will take about three months."

The black mountain old demon was overjoyed, and kept repeating in Jian Haoyuan's ear: "Promise him, promise him, promise him! The poor man, promise him! The crew is in charge!"

Jian Haoyuan: "..."

He also happened to be looking for a job. If being an actor would bring joy to everyone, it would be good, so Jian Haoyuan agreed, "...Fu...Okay..."

His breathing was still easing, and he hadn't completely stopped running, so he couldn't help panting a few times.

There was silence on the phone.

The Montenegrin old demon couldn't stop laughing wildly.

After a while, Yao Tianyao said, "Sorry to bother you."

Jian Haoyuan felt a little strange: "I didn't bother you, I just finished running."

Yao Tianyao didn't worry about this, but said: "That's good, if you come to Yao Films tomorrow, there will be a special person to discuss with you the specific signing matters."

Jian Haoyuan agreed without hesitation, and hung up the call.The Black Mountain old demon flew around Jian Haoyuan, as if he was the one who got the role.

Cai Zhexi came out of the bathroom, Jian Haoyuan noticed that he had changed into a pair of pants, he felt a little strange, but he didn't say anything, just shared with Cai Zhexi about the role he was going to play.

Cai Zhexi widened his small eyes, and said in surprise: "Yao Films! One of the best film companies, and a century-old brand! Are you really sure that you want to play Tang Seng, not Zhu Bajie's stand-in?"

Jian Haoyuan nodded: "Tomorrow the official signing will be confirmed."

Cai Zhexi took the initiative and said: "Well, then I will go with you tomorrow to have a look, and there happens to be a car."

Jian Haoyuan suddenly remembered something, and asked Cai Zhexi curiously, "By the way, you said you wanted to show me some short videos, can you watch them now?"

Cai Zhexi: "..."

The world is clear, Jian Haoyuan is really just curious, and full of desire to know about this world.