Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

That night, Jian Haoyuan's face was numb, from the eyebrows to the corners of the eyes, to the cheeks, and then to the lips, they were all shrinking unconsciously.But he looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction, tried hard to control the muscles of his face, and maintained the expression directed by the old demon of Montenegro.

The Montenegro old demon was floating around Jian Haoyuan, observing him from a 360-degree angle, turned around three times, and then said: "That's it, hold on, don't be so stiff, live a little bit more! Keep your eyes tight! Alright, Remember this expression! The middle and lower part of the tail hair is 3 mm, the back of the eyebrows is raised 3 mm, the eyeballs are looked down, the nose is pulled up 3 mm, the mouth is opened 5 mm, the corners of the mouth sink 4 mm, and the head is tilted back 5 mm. KC33-3545, take a photo! Record it, this is an exaggerated expression of contempt and surprise at seeing a pile of shi."

Jian Haoyuan memorized the number and expression, and finally relaxed his facial muscles, and recorded in his notebook: "Facial expression type KC33-3545, an exaggerated pile of shi."

Jian Haoyuan has practiced martial arts for many years, and he has mastered the control of every muscle in his body. In addition, his memory is also very good. Like now, it is effortless to memorize the control of facial muscles as martial arts moves.

The reason why he had to take notes carefully was that what he wanted to record was what each number represented, and there were some words that he didn't quite understand. If he had time, he would search for what these words meant.

After finishing hundreds of emoticons in one night, the Montenegrin old demon suddenly asked: "Wait, can you remember so many emoticons?"

Jian Haoyuan said: "Well, remember, let's continue."

"How is it possible! I don't believe it," said the old demon of Montenegro, "I can't even remember such a number, I just picked it up casually, how could you remember it!?"

"..." It turned out that what I recorded so carefully was accidentally pinched by the old demon of Heishan... Jian Haoyuan thanked the old demon of Heishan for his teaching, and said calmly: "I just want to review, why don't you test me? "

The Montenegrin old demon snorted, and said, "Okay, let's start, you see a pile of shi!"

Jian Haoyuan reacted in seconds, and immediately made an expression of KC33-3545.

The old Heishan demon said "Huh?" and said, "When I got closer, I found out that it was a box of braised pork ribs!"

Jian Haoyuan thought for a while, and made an expression of XF14-1010.He slowly adjusted his facial muscles, opened his eyes slightly, raised his eyebrows, shrunk his pupils, his eyes shone brightly, and opened his mouth slightly, as if dripping liquid, then he closed his mouth, swallowed his saliva, and then Can't help but open, continue to flow fluid.

Seeing that Jian Haoyuan's expression and movements were so vivid, the Montenegro old demon, his eyes lit up, and his tone became high, saying: "Another dog rushed over, and the braised pork ribs exuding aroma were beaten by the dog!"

This Jian Haoyuan hardly thought about it, and made a doting smile.

The Montenegrin old demon was dissatisfied, and murmured: "That's not the case, you should be very regretful and disappointed, or want to beat that dog."

Jian Haoyuan said: "I don't eat things that are on the ground. Well - if Xiaoguang likes to eat braised pork ribs, I will feel very happy."

The Montenegrin old demon educated: "You are wrong to think this way. Now I am the director and you are the actor. Acting is not about whether you can do something, but what the director wants the character to do! When you start filming, you already have It's not a person anymore, it's a character! And now, I'm the one who's evaluating you, understand? Give me an aggrieved and sad expression."

"Okay." Jian Haoyuan responded, showing a WQ3635 expression.Pout up 3 mm, eyelids droop 6 mm, long eyelashes tremble at a frequency of three times a second, and head down 5 mm.

The Montenegro old demon let out a "fuck", and floated down to look up at Jian Haoyuan's face.

Jian Haoyuan's cultivation of Xuanyang's real body has achieved results. Now his lips are red and his teeth are white, his skin is smooth and moist; if he can break through the first layer and successfully lose weight, then his expression will look even weaker, I feel sorry for him .But it's better now, just like a big child who is so wronged that he is about to cry.

The black mountain old demon stretched out his hand halfway, then retracted it resentfully, and said: "I really want to pinch your little fat face, but unfortunately I can't touch it, hey."

Jian Haoyuan withdrew his expression and glared at the old Black Mountain demon.

then,

Jian Haoyuan looked at the aggrieved, pitiful and cute Baozi's face in the mirror, glanced provocatively at the old Heishan demon, stretched out his little fat claws, and pinched his little fat face.

The black mountain old demon pointed at Jian Haoyuan angrily, and cursed: "You, you, you, you!!!!"

Jian Haoyuan gently pinched his face, faced the mirror, made a more aggrieved expression, suddenly laughed, and said: "Interesting."

The black mountain old demon covered his eyes in pain, waved his hands, and said, "You bastard! Hey, forget it, the assessment is over. Your performance is not bad, so that's it. Take a break, and I will teach you the next series tomorrow. expression."

"Okay." Jian Haoyuan stopped pinching himself, and rubbed his sore bun face.

Only now did he realize that he was able to have such rich, lively, and interesting expressions, and he really learned a lot.Under the guidance of the Montenegro old demon, he even felt that the person in the mirror was not himself at all, but hundreds of people with different expressions.

In the remaining two days, the Black Mountain old demon taught Jian Haoyuan the remaining expressions, and also conducted training on movements and intonations. He designed all the lines and movements required in the script, so that Jian Haoyuan, who has a strong memory, has practiced them all. again.In this way, no matter which scene needs to be performed tomorrow, Jian Haoyuan can handle it enough.

Jian Haoyuan gained confidence in acting after being taught by the old demon of Montenegro.The Montenegro old demon was extremely excited, waiting to verify his teaching results, just like verifying his acting skills.

In the early morning of the third day, Jian Haoyuan didn't bother Cai Zhexi anymore because he was supposed to come to work every day, took the subway by himself, took another bus, and reported to Yao's Movie City with his work permit.

The Montenegrin old demon also followed Jian Haoyuan to report to the crew with great enthusiasm, and planned to mention him at any time on the first day of the filming, hoping to surprise everyone and hear others' praise of Jian Haoyuan.However, when he came to the ancient city long street of the movie city, the old Heishan demon happily went there, but then rolled down at Jian Haoyuan's feet dejectedly.

"What's wrong?" Jian Haoyuan asked softly.

The Montenegrin old demon sobbed and said, "I was so excited that I forgot that the first day of reporting was to worship gods and burn incense for safety and for big sales. Put me in your pocket. Activities during the day will do a lot of harm."

Hearing this, Jian Haoyuan squatted down, picked up Yu Ruyi of the Black Mountain Old Demon, wrapped it in a small towel with him, and put it in his pocket.

There was a step in front of him. While trotting, a thin boy accidentally kicked the step and nearly fell.Jian Haoyuan got up and helped him up.

"Ah, thank you." The boy thanked casually.After all, the boy seemed to be in a hurry, without even looking at Jian Haoyuan, he immediately raised his legs and started to trot.

Jian Haoyuan found that the boy's voice was very similar to the voice of the little slave who said he wanted him to take a breath that day.However, Jian Haoyuan just said: "You're welcome."

As soon as Jian Haoyuan's words came out, the boy visibly trembled and almost fell down again. Finally, he was willing to take the time to look back at Jian Haoyuan, opened his mouth, turned his head and ran away without saying a word.

Jian Haoyuan was left with an unknown reason.

At this time, more people came to report to the film city, and many crew members began to work, coming and going, setting up incense tables, preparing firecrackers, candles, roasting suckling pig, etc., and preparing for the ceremony before the start of the film.

Jian Haoyuan watched curiously. Seeing that modern people have relatively little strength, they sweat profusely when they move things, so they occasionally help to move heavyweight things.

A taller and stronger man pushed the camera covered with a red cloth head together, and while lifting his clothes to wipe his sweat, he asked, "Hey, brother, thank you for your help. I'm Austin the photographer. What do you do? Do odd jobs Why haven’t you seen it before, are you new here?”

Jian Haoyuan replied: "Mr. 'Oh', hello, my name is Jian Haoyuan, and I am a new actor."

The tall and strong man thought that Jian Haoyuan was a new comer, so he asked with a smile: "Haha, my English name is Austin, my surname is Ke, not 'Oh'. By the way, what do you play, little pig? It seems that there is no such role."

At this time, Jian Haoyuan has easily pushed the heavyweight camera to the designated position, and replied: "It's Tang Seng."

The tall and strong man asked in surprise in a loud voice: "You are the one who airborne to play Tang Seng?" Then, he looked Jian Haoyuan up and down again, and said in disbelief: "Impossible, with your body shape, how did you fascinate the director? He wants you to play Tang Seng to death?"

Jian Haoyuan: "?"

The tall and strong man said: "Originally, the director's good friend Fu Jiajia played the role of Tang Seng, but later he turned into a little fairy."

"Oh." Jian Haoyuan responded casually.

"Here he is," said the tall and strong man.

Jian Haoyuan followed the gaze of the tall and strong man, and realized for the first time what a star is.

It was a tall and thin man, his face was powdered, his face was zombie-white, his short hair was dyed white, his lips were bright red and bleeding, and he was wearing sunglasses.Paired with shiny black leather pants, a white shirt and a bright red vest, it is really eye-catching, distinguishing it from the ordinary people in plain clothes, and making him visible at a glance.

Although many people went to greet him, but he did not greet others, and raised his chin to look at people.Followed by a few small assistants, carrying luggage, water, and umbrellas for him.

Jian Haoyuan nodded secretly, no wonder the director let him play the goblin.

If the makeup of celebrities is like Fu Jiajia's, Jian Haoyuan thought, then it's better not to do it.With Jian Haoyuan's aesthetics that is hundreds of years behind, I really feel that the makeup for singing is much more pleasing to the eye than Fu Jiajia's.

Fu Jiajia swept his eyes around, found Jian Haoyuan, walked towards him, looked down at Jian Haoyuan's big bald head, took off his sunglasses, snickered, and said, "Look at how stupid you are. Don't think that you are The second male lead, you bald head who graduated from junior high school, I have a thousand ways to drive you out."