Diary of the God of Anti-Wolf [Entertainment]

Cai Zhexi originally wanted to watch a short video with Jian Haoyuan, and wanted to guide the little kid who had just grown up, tease Jian Haoyuan and brag about his achievements, but——after he had heard Jian Haoyuan's singing and his After running in a serious manner and breathing in a serious manner, he has already made himself have to go to the bathroom. If Jian Haoyuan knows that he has more than 80 GB of storage in the hard disk alone, there will be a lot of those small movements in Internet cafes. Video words!

Ahhh, how embarrassing it is, I feel so ashamed! !

Fortunately, in addition to various small videos, his family also has integrity in stock.

Cai Zhexi said solemnly: "Of course I can watch short videos. I still have a lot of movies in my collection. Aren't you going to make Journey to the West? How about we watch a classic movie of Journey to the West?"

Jian Haoyuan asked: "Okay. Does the short video mean a movie?"

Cai Zhexi continued to reply solemnly: "Yes." After that, he took Jian Haoyuan to another room.This room is a small black room with another super-large screen, which almost occupies the entire wall.The small black room is still very big, and there is a row of sofas and recliners five meters away from the screen.On both sides of the small black room, there are cabinets and refrigerators.

Before playing the movie, Cai Zhexi also opened the cabinet doors in the small black room and took out bags of snacks, including biscuits, potato chips, chocolate, marshmallows, juice candies, peanuts, cashew nuts, walnuts, pistachios, pine nuts, etc. Wait, opened the small refrigerator again, there are all kinds of ice cream, fresh milk, yogurt, soda, fruit juice, wine, coconut milk, etc., and pointed to the coffee machine in the room, and the tea and milk powder box next to the coffee machine Iron cans, various sauces, etc., all kinds of flavors are available, making Jian Haoyuan almost think that he is not entering Cai Zhexi's little black house, but a shop selling snacks.

Cai Zhexi got a box of five-color ice cream balls for himself and Jian Haoyuan, tore open bags of snacks, and taught Jian Haoyuan to eat ice cream together, then turned off the lights and started playing the movie.

The two comfortably nestled in two soft sofas and reclining chairs, eating snacks and watching 3D movies.

Jian Haoyuan ate a mixture of wasabi-flavored potato chips + pine nuts + chocolate ice cream balls. The taste of mustard exploded from the palate to the whole head. The potato chips were crunchy and the pine nuts were fragrant. The feeling of freezing is simply superb.

For the first time, Jian Haoyuan felt that life in this era is really too happy.In my previous life, there were famines every year, so it was pretty good to have something to eat; when I was on the mountain, I had clear soup and little water every day, and only during the New Year could I eat a bite or two of sweet rice cakes and peanut candies.Jian Haoyuan never knew that there could be so many delicious food and such a rich taste.

From today on, Cai Zhexi is his brother.

Before the film was officially shown, the name of the film company appeared in 3D characters. Jian Haoyuan couldn't help but exclaimed. He reached out to touch it, but found nothing.

"This is a naked-eye 3D screen," Cai Zhexi proudly introduced: "It is the kind that you can watch 3D movies without wearing 3D glasses. Our company's latest research and development! The field of view is wider than that with 3D glasses. But because of the cost It is relatively rare in the market. It can also automatically convert 2D movies to 3D, which will be more enjoyable when watching! Many small videos—er, small movies—no, classic movies from a long time ago can become real The same, more three-dimensional."

"It's really three-dimensional," Jian Haoyuan learned another new word, and continued to admire: "It's amazing, it seems to be real."

Cai Zhexi said: "You usually have too little entertainment, you should watch more movies. Now movies are all in 3D or even 4D, and 2D is rare."

"Mmm." Jian Haoyuan began to enjoy the movie attentively.

In Journey to the West, the four masters and apprentices cross thousands of mountains and rivers, and the scenery in many places is something that Jian Haoyuan has never seen before; there is also the wonderful feeling of Monkey King turning somersaults in the sky and white dragon horses passing through fish schools in the deep sea; There are also various magical special effects, and the touching story...

Jian Haoyuan has completely immersed himself in the charm of the movie.

The Montenegrin old demon guided Jian Haoyuan's ear at every turn: "Look! The movie is so good, it is inseparable from the actor's self-sacrificing performance! Although Zhu Bajie is a clown, he brings people joy; the goblin who cannibalizes people Hateful as it is, it doesn't move the story forward without him."

Jian Haoyuan nodded slightly, indeed, every character has its role.

"You will soon be involved in the production of a movie," the tone of the Montenegrin old demon became serious: "Although the crew is in charge of the meal, I don't want you to go just for the meal. People together, to complete a good work together."

"Okay." Jian Haoyuan nodded seriously, blocked his own voice with the sound of the stereo, and said softly, "You are a good actor."

The Montenegrin old demon let out a "hehe" and said proudly: "Of course, I think so too! Although everyone hates me, it also shows that I have played the role very successfully, and everyone remembers me !"

Jian Haoyuan asked: "Well, the old demon of Montenegro, I have never known, what is your name?"

Montenegro old demon: "..."

The Montenegrin old demon instantly felt slapped in the face.

Everyone remembers him as an old demon from Montenegro, remembers that he is a bad guy, everyone shouts and beats him when he goes out on the street, but no one cares what his name is, and no one likes a pure buffoon or villain at all.

Even if there are hundreds of thousands of fans on Weibo... it is actually because he is too lonely, and almost all the fans are bought from Taoyibao.

"My name is Hu Tianhua," the old Black Mountain demon replied dejectedly, "Perhaps you are right."

Jian Haoyuan didn't understand, so: "Huh?"

"You will refuse," said the black mountain old demon, unable to float up, and slowly sinking back into Yu Ruyi: "And I can act anything, everything, even the clown that other actors don't want to play, and I am even willing to break the standard , Constantly break through the lower limit to uglify myself... In the end, everyone really thinks that I am just a clown, just a small trick that I can't get along with after 30 years, and even newcomers look down on me and step on my position..."

Jian Haoyuan said: "But you acted very successfully and played a role in the movie. If you played Zhu Bajie in this movie, the effect might be even better."

The Black Mountain old demon floated halfway out of Yu Ruyi, and said: "Yes! I will not be decadent! Even if it is the role of Tang Monk Sun Wukong, I can still play it very successfully! Oh, but, I never had a chance... "

"Maybe you have a chance," Jian Haoyuan said, "I have never acted before, so I need your help."

The Montenegro old demon smiled very happily. It was the first time Jian Haoyuan saw the wrinkles on his face bloom like chrysanthemums.The Montenegro old demon smiled and said: "Hey hey hey hey! That's the deal."

……

The next day, Jian Haoyuan brought Cai Zhexi and Yu Ruyi, the old demon of Montenegro, to the building where Yao's movie was located.

The director and screenwriter didn't see any of them, and the person in charge of signing the contract was a serious, short-haired female man wearing black-framed glasses and suit trousers.Seeing that Jian Haoyuan and the others were invited to the conference room, she introduced herself, "I'm Nicole, and I'm in charge of the signing of extras."

Jian Haoyuan hesitated for a second, and politely said hello: "...Li Yu? Hello."

It's really strange that there is a "sting" named "stingy".

Nicole didn't exchange pleasantries with Jian Haoyuan, but handed over a temporary employment contract and a script outline in a business-like manner, and said a few things to pay attention to, such as the specific time when Jian Haoyuan needs to report to the crew, and the crew will not provide accommodation unless they are on location. , There is no extra remuneration for work on holidays, if the crew is not satisfied with Jian Haoyuan, they can cancel him at any time, etc. For example, the crew is responsible for providing catering, styling, costumes and make-up, and Jian Haoyuan is paid a total of 5 yuan.

"5?" Cai Zhexi asked very dissatisfied: "The film is expected to have more than 130 scenes, and my friend will appear in more than 70 scenes, is that the only amount?"

Nicole looked up at him, then stood up immediately, looked down at the two big fat guys, and said, "This is a contract that has been drawn up long ago, and it will not be changed. Our Yao Films never lack newcomers. My time is endless." More, give you 15 minutes to think about it, and I will come in after 15 minutes."

Cai Zhexi: "..."

After Nicole finished speaking, she pushed the door mercilessly and went out, as if she was very dissatisfied with Jian Haoyuan.Cai Zhexi also turned to look at Jian Haoyuan with a dissatisfied expression, and said, "Damn it, she's so cute."

Jian Haoyuan felt a little strange, and asked, "5...isn't it a lot?"

After all, the fat man has worked hard for a whole year, and his salary is only [-] yuan.

Cai Zhexi said: "I don't know the market either... I just feel that there are few. You have so many roles! The director personally called you to invite you! Yao Films is still a century-old company! Leading Shan Shanggang claims to be at least thousands of dollars. You can only get a salary of [-] yuan! Even if you are a newcomer, it’s not just that much, right? Wait, my stomach hurts, I need to go to the toilet.”

While Cai Zhexi was going to the toilet, the lurking Black Mountain Old Demon floated out and shouted in Jian Haoyuan's ear: "Sign, sign, sign!! Although she must be missing, but! This is the film heir of the Yao family personally wants to shoot The best film crew, the best resources, and the best publicity! Do you know? Let alone 5 yuan, even if there is no salary at all, there are a lot of people who are willing to throw in a few million, and a lot of people want to give it The director slept with Yi, just to get a small supporting role to appear in front of the screen!"

Jian Haoyuan was a little surprised: "Someone has no salary at all, and is willing to work for nothing, or even pay a lot?"

The black mountain old demon said: "That's it. As long as you don't act badly and have a famous work, are you afraid that the salary will not be high in the future? And the income is not only the salary! Anyway, I am willing to pay for it, so keep your eyes open!"

Jian Haoyuan listened, nodded, and repeated what the Black Mountain old demon said, and persuaded Cai Zhexi, who was angry on his behalf, to scan the outline of the script, and signed the contract smoothly if there was no one with a particularly large scale.

After signing the contract, the script is really in hand.Jian Haoyuan hasn't received the film salary yet, so he continues to stay at Cai Zhexi's home and study the script by the way.

The modern writing direction is from left to right, and simplified characters, so it took Jian Haoyuan a little time to get used to it, and he read it very slowly.It took a whole day to finish reading the script and tick off all the places where Tang Seng appeared.At this time, the old demon from Montenegro was watching at the same time, having memorized the whole script and thinking about how to act it out.

The movie tells the story that after the lawless Sun Dasheng was released from Wuzhi Mountain by the young Tang Seng, he wanted to unite with all the big monsters to subvert the heaven, but was fooled by Tang Seng all the way, painfully and helplessly continued to serve as the captain of the fire rescue team, and finally was transformed into a Buddha s story.

Different from other versions of Journey to the West, in this version, Tang Seng died tragically at the end.

Sun Dasheng conjured up a Tang Seng, calmed down, and went all the way west to fulfill Tang Seng's last wish.

Jian Haoyuan finally finished reading the script, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "This is a good story."

The black mountain old demon said: "Good script, good crew, good actors! Let's try the first scene - Tang Seng lifts the seal of Wuzhishan and releases Sun Dasheng."

"En." Jian Haoyuan agreed, stood up, and made a movement of lifting the talisman paper.

The black mountain old demon read the scene: "The talisman paper was lifted, Wuzhi Mountain shook, a golden monkey jumped out from the top of the mountain, Tang Seng looked at this scene in surprise. The mountain exploded, stones flew around, almost hit To Tang Seng's face!"

Jian Haoyuan continued to read his lines with a serious, serious and calm tone: "Oh, what is this?"

The Montenegrin old demon floated to the ceiling and scolded: "Oh my god! Don't be so calm, Tang Seng is still a kid! So what's your stunned expression? What about your movements? Stones are flying on your face What! Don't you want to block it?"

After hearing this, Jian Haoyuan made a few handsome blocking movements seriously, thought for a while, and asked again: "What is the expression of stunned expression?" Then he looked at the old demon of Montenegro seriously, and asked: " Do I count that?"

Montenegro old demon: "..."

Jian Haoyuan looked at him curiously, and said, "Why don't you show me? Zhu Bajie, you act really well."

The Montenegrin old demon waved his hand, said "Hey", and said: "I am me, you are you, everyone has different characteristics, the way of interpretation is different, and the performance is also very different. Just like Dong Shi imitating me, I A well-made movement may not necessarily be suitable for you to do it."

Jian Haoyuan nodded slightly.

The Montenegro old demon said: "It's still not right for the show. Your expression is too little, your eyes are too calm, and your tone is not good. Looking at Nicole's attitude, you know that someone in the crew is dissatisfied with you. If you act in this state, you will definitely be rejected." Scolded very badly."

Jian Haoyuan asked: "But it will be reported in three days, so how can we act?"

The Montenegrin old demon said: "Don't be afraid, and don't look at who I am? Anyway, I'm an old drama player who has been around for more than 30 years! I will train you these few nights, and I will definitely surprise them when the time comes!"