The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

When Lu Anxiang went back to the palace to find someone, he was told by Eunuch Jin that His Majesty was meeting the Fourth Prince in the West Hall.

Lu Anxiang raised the wedding invitation in his hand, and the veins on his neck twitched: "Eunuch Jin, I just want to ask His Majesty what this means."

Eunuch Jin, who had been hinted not to speak up, took a step back, glanced at his hand, and laughed dryly: "Lu Xiang has changed to an incense burner today."

The veins on Lu Anxiang's neck were about to pop out: "Eunuch Jin, will you accompany His Majesty when he messes around?"

Eunuch Jin turned a deaf ear, "The censer is good. The censer is smooth and has no edges and corners. It doesn't hurt your hand, but it's not as easy as a brick."

Lu Anxiang smiled, and changed the topic: "Eunuch Jin, has the Zhaxing Tower that was broken by lightning last time been repaired?"

Eunuch Jin shook his head: "What's wrong?"

Lu Anxiang handed him the incense burner, and said sadly: "The incense burner is not easy, I'll go pick up two bricks."

Eunuch Jin: "!!!"

Lu Anxiang, as the prince's companion, has been in the palace for dozens of years, and was entrusted by the former emperor to teach the prince, and from time to time, he also accompanied the fourth prince to discipline him, so they didn't have much taboo against each other. The guards saw that it was him So he let people in.

Speaking of it, the fourth prince is not a fuel-efficient lamp when he hears people's chanting.

Wen Renyin and the fifth princess, Wen Renliu's mother, are much more annoying than his well-behaved and cute younger sister. If you call him stupid, he is quite smart, but he has practiced so well that he can't open any pot and carry any pot. It's a good effort, because this problem has suffered countless bricks from Lu An Township, but it hasn't improved at all.

When Lu Anxiang rushed into the room, he was [-]% sure that the two boys who were jumping up and down all day were either drinking or punching or talking about a court lady who was protruding and protruding, but he did not expect that the dishes on the table in the room were all They didn't move much, and the two sat upright with serious expressions on their faces.Lu Anxiang was taken aback for a moment.

"Brother Huang," Wen Renyin, who was sitting with his back to the door, didn't know he had entered, moved forward and lowered his voice, "Does Master Lu know about this?"

Wen Renfu knocked on the table and clicked his tongue twice, "It's not big or small, call me sister-in-law."

Wen Renyin was admonishing, "Oh, does sister-in-law know about this?"

Wen Renfu said, "I asked Eunuch Jin to send him a post, he knows."

Wen Renyin twitched the corners of his mouth, "No, there is something wrong with the post you personally designed..."

Before he finished speaking, a brick struck from behind, flew past his cheek, and embedded in the wooden bookcase behind him.

Wen Renfu raised his head and greeted with a smile, "Hello, Aiqing."

Lu Anxiang had bruised veins on his forehead, but his face was still kind, "Hello, Your Majesty."

Wen Renyin turned his head to say hello, "Hi sister-in-law."

Lu Anxiang's face turned dark, and his face was covered with a brick.

Wen Renyin covered his face and cried, "It's not fair!"

Lu Anxiang held the third brick in his hand, and said with a smile, "Can the Fourth Prince change his name?"

Wen Renyin thought for a while, then tentatively asked, "... how is the sister-in-law?"

thump--

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The third brick smeared across his face was a tragic sign of the outcome.

Wen Renfu looked at him with pity, "This brick is quite solid."

Wen Renyin struggled to stand up, held his brother's hand, tears in his eyes, "Brother Huang, I didn't expect our brotherhood to remain in your heart!"

Wen Renfu put aside the bricks on his head, lovingly touching his red and swollen forehead, "You think too much, I'm afraid your sister-in-law will be tired from carrying so many bricks."

Wen Renyin rolled his eyes and slammed his head on the table.

Lu Anxiang pushed Wen Renyin, who was pretending to be dead, and took out a wedding invitation from his cuff, "Is this what you were talking about just now?"

Wen Renfu nodded, "That's it, what do Ai Qing think?"

Lu Anxiang glared at him: "What else can you think of! Your Majesty, is this going to turn the world upside down? It is impossible for men and men to live in this life! I, Lu Anxiang, firmly disagree!"

Wen Renyin suddenly raised his head, and said in a slow voice, "Lord Lu, this wedding invitation was written by my brother, and there is a hole dug in it, you have to look carefully for it to be...ahhhh!!! !!"

He felt that his foot under the table was being crushed, like a piece of dumpling wrapper being rounded and flattened by a rolling pin, and the culprit holding the rolling pin was smiling brightly across from him.

Lu Anxiang knocked on the wedding invitation, frowned, his face flushed, "Why didn't I read it, I can see it clearly, this is not about your majesty getting married with me, you and I are both men, It is a monarch and minister again, it is absolutely impossible..."

Wen Renyin struggled to get his foot away from the rolling pin, "Lord Lu, I have already said that there are holes in this post, but in fact, brother Huang is just..."

Wen Renfu didn't turn his head back, he pulled out the brick embedded in the wooden cabinet with his backhand, and slapped his fourth brother on the forehead.Wen Renyin rolled his eyes and fell down on the wine table.

This time I was really dizzy.

Lu Anxiang was stunned: "Your Majesty is going to kill your brother?"

Wen Renfu smiled: "I see that there is food stuck on his forehead, please wipe it off for him."

Lu Anxiang scratched his swollen and shiny forehead, wondering: "What food?"

Wen Renfu replied: "I don't know current affairs."

In the end, Lu Anxiang couldn't find Wen Renfu to ask about this matter, and he didn't have time to ask about it anymore, after all, the day of the ancestor worship ceremony was getting closer.

The ancestor worship ceremony is said to be for ancestor worship, but it has been a symbol of national power since the first emperor. At that time, princes from all over the country need to return to Beijing, which will consume a lot of material and manpower. Therefore, it is generally held only when needed, such as the new In the year when the emperor ascended the throne, in order to show his style and deter foreign parties, it was very necessary to hold it.

There are still two problems before us. First, how to arrange Wen Renfu's two elder brothers, King Jin and King Chu, to enter the capital;The reason why he asked General Xie Qiyuan to be transferred back to him was that under such circumstances, he couldn't think of a more suitable candidate than Xie Qiyuan.

Oh yes, now there is a third question, how to get His Majesty to take back that playful wedding invitation.

Lu Anxiang became angry when he thought of the nonsense wedding invitation, and kicked hard on the palace wall. When he was about to leave the palace to find someone in the city, his arm was grabbed by someone.

"If Aiqing is too energetic, how about doing me a favor?"

Lu Anxiang turned his head and saw Wen Renfu's messy hair and scratches all over his body, as if he had just gone through a terrible battle.

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, rolled up his sleeves, "What's wrong with you, Your Majesty? Have you been bullied? Which short-sighted minister will beat it up for you!"

"Just right," Wen Renfu raised his other hand and was grabbing the nape of the little beauty's neck. The little beauty was baring her teeth at him ferociously. , give him a clean break."

"..."

Lu Anxiang was furious, if Wen Renfu hadn't shouldered the responsibility of procreating and prospering future generations, he really wanted to take the pot, no, just cut it!

Wen Renfu hooked his shoulders with a smile, "Aiqing, I heard that you are devastated by the ancestor worship ceremony."

Lu Anxiang's expression softened, "Your Majesty is not confused, he can understand humble ministers."

Wen Renfu blinked at him, "That's right, I've been thinking about it for the sake of Aiqing's health..."

Lu Anxiang showed joy, "Your Majesty is going to court?"

Wen Renfu waved his sleeves: "I have decided to cancel the ancestor worship ceremony!"

Lu Anxiang's face darkened immediately, and he reached out to touch his cuff, but found nothing, and couldn't help being stunned, "Huh? Where's me?!"

Wen Renfu let go of his shoulders, and weighed the bricks that had just been delivered, "In order not to make Ai Qing too tired, I decided to lighten the burden for Ai Qing."

After he finished speaking, before Lu Anxiang could react, he swung his arm, and the rust-red brick drew a perfect curve in the air, and smashed into the chamber pot in the passing eunuch's hand.

Lu Anxiang: "..."

Little eunuch: "!!!"

Wen Renfu put the cat on the ground, patted its butt, and pouted, "Go! Go! Run!"

Lu Anxiang smiled: "Your Majesty, this is a cat, not a dog."

Wen Renfu turned around: "Then what should I do? I want it to run around, and it will gain weight if it sits still."

Lu Anxiang thought for a while, and said seriously: "It's easy, Your Majesty, take two steps to the left, and then two steps forward."

Wen Renfu complied dubiously, "I have never raised a cat, so please don't lie to me, Ai Qing."

Lu Anxiang nodded, "Hey, okay, stop! Just stand there and don't move."

Wen Renfu felt something strange on the soles of his feet. He looked down and saw a white downy tail under his bright yellow boots.

"..."

"Meow——!!!"

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Changed the subsection a little~