The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

In the battle between Wen Renfu and Little Beauty, the former got a temporary truce at the cost of losing a dragon robe and offering a basket of dried fish.

The whole afternoon after the truce, Wen Renfu held the bronze mirror pitifully, looking at the tiny scratches on his handsome face that were almost invisible, and sang for two hours the song "Heaven's Jealousy of Beauty, Beauty Is Blind, Fate Is Like a Flower, Like a Flower" Siyu...until he sang Xiangxiaoyu's death, Lu Anxiang couldn't bear it anymore, and reached out and lifted the mirror for him.

"Your Majesty," Lu Anxiang rubbed the bulging veins on his forehead, "May I ask what exactly do you want to do?"

Wen Renfu pointed at his face, feeling aggrieved, "Aiqing, it's the first time you hurt me!"

Eunuch Jin, who quietly entered the house to change the water, staggered, pretending nothing happened, and straightened the crooked teacup on the tray.

Lu Anxiang felt that the veins were about to jump out, "I'm all hurt, what else is your Majesty going to do?"

Wen Renfu touched his face and felt even more aggrieved: "Does Aiqing mean to abandon me by saying this?"

Eunuch Jin tilted his legs and knocked his head on the Panlong pillar in the corner of the room.

Lu Anxiang couldn't hold back his veins anymore, and slapped his palm on the table, "Wen Renfu! You didn't lose an arm or a leg! You're only swollen half the size of a fingernail!"

Before Wen Renfu could speak, Eunuch Jin threw himself on his knees in front of him, and kowtowed to Lu Anxiang, "Lord Lu! Even if it's swollen to the size of a soybean, it's still extremely painful!!!"

Lu Anxiang was stunned.

where?where? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Eunuch Jin snotted and burst into tears, "Such small matters are not important, the important thing is that since Master Lu has formed a relationship with His Majesty, this old slave has no objection, I just hope that Master Lu will never give up! "

Lu Anxiang was stunned, "No, what is Zhengguo..."

Eunuch Jin said with tears in his voice: "Lord Lu, don't pretend to be confused, this old slave never thought that His Majesty would be so cruel and willing to submit to others..."

Lu Anxiang reacted for a moment, realized that something was wrong, and stomped his feet anxiously: "Eunuch Jin, you misunderstood, listen to my explanation..."

Eunuch Jin's eyes were full of tears, and he couldn't make a sound: "Your Majesty is an old servant who has grown up with him since he was a child. Why isn't Lord Lu gentler? All, all, are swollen... woo woo woo..."

Only then did Lu Anxiang understand, and he almost knelt in front of Eunuch Jin!

"Eunuch Jin, listen to me, your Majesty's swollen is..."

"Aiqing, don't explain it anymore. If you want to cover it up, the more you describe it, the darker it is." Wen Renfu interrupted abruptly.

Lu Anxiang was dumbfounded: "Then, what should we do?"

"Let's go, the world is so big, are we afraid that there will be no room for us?"

"What, what? What is this funk?"

"It counts as an elopement." Eunuch Jin interjected.

Wen Renfu shook Lu Anxiang's hand, "Aiqing, do you love me?"

"What, what... stuff?"

"I already call you Aiqing, don't you love me so much?"

"What does this have to do with His Majesty's address to his ministers!"

"Ai Qing, Ai Qing, Ai Qing, Ai Qing—"

Lu Anxiang was dizzy by his yelling, and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes, yes."

"Then let's go."

"what?????"

Lu Anxiang was dragged to the street by Wen Renfu before recovering. He wanted to go back and explain to Eunuch Jin, but Wen Renfu hugged him back.

"You've been with Eunuch Jin for a short time, and you don't understand him," Wen Renfu said seriously, "You have to calm him down so that he can listen to you."

Lu Anxiang looked at him ignorantly, and nodded, "Then why does His Majesty take the minister out of the palace?"

Wen Renfu bent his lips and smiled, "See my brother-in-law."

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, and turned his head for a long time, and found that Wen Renfu only had Wen Renyin as his younger brother, but what is a son-in-law?Shouldn't it be the sister-in-law?

Just like that, he walked through the streets and alleys in a daze, and was brought into the private room on the second floor of the restaurant by Wen Renfu.

There is a table in the private room, the dishes on the table are already served, and there is smoke coming out, four stools are arranged in two rows, and two men are already sitting in the row on the left, one of them is the fourth prince who is gnawing on a chicken leg. Hearing people groaning, the other person was empty-handedly stuffing the freshly peeled off-white shrimp into his mouth.

At that moment, Lu Anxiang felt an atmosphere so sweet and so sweet that he rolled his eyes in the room.

"I'm afraid Aiqing doesn't recognize her. This is Xie Qiyuan, the famous general of Zhenyuan in the Southern and Northern Wars." Wen Renfu lifted his robe and sat down, patted the space beside him, "Come on, Aiqing, sit."

The man wiped his hands on the handkerchief, got up and greeted the two of them.Xie Qiyuan has just turned [-], but I don't know if it's because he has experienced a lot of life and death on the battlefield, his face is serious and serious, and he looks more mature and stable than his peers.

Lu Anxiang looked at him and said with difficulty, "Could it be that the general is what His Majesty just said... brother-in-law?"

Wen Renyin spat out a chicken bone and nodded, "Sister-in-law, you are welcome, we are all family."

Lu Anxiang slapped himself on the forehead.

Xie Qiyuan waved his hand, and declined sternly, "I haven't passed the door yet, the general dare not."

Lu Anxiang's head hurt so much that he wanted to faint on the spot.

He didn't get to the bottom of it before, because Quan was playing around with him as Wen Renfu, and it turned out that something like Wen Renyin and Xie Qiyuan happened!Not to mention that there was no precedent for intermarriage between men and men in the Daxing Dynasty, so how decent is it for a prince to marry outside?Where does this put the face of the royal family? !

Wen Renfu handed him a bowl of chicken soup, "This nourishes the brain, Ai Qing eats more."

Lu Anxiang grabbed the hand he offered, "Wen Renfu! Explain to me! Why is this!"

Wen Renfu looked at the chicken soup that was about to spill out in his hand, "How would I know? Otherwise, why don't you ask the cooked chicken?"

Lu Anxiang squeezed his wrist fiercely, "I asked why it nourishes the brain if it's not chicken soup!"

Xie Qiyuan: "..."

Wen Renyin: "..."

Wen Renfu looked into his fire-breathing gaze, sighed, and stuffed the chicken soup into his hand, "I'll tell you the reason, you drink the soup first."

Lu Anxiang gave him a suspicious look, took a spoonful and put it into his mouth.

"That's it," Wen Renfu stared at him, making sure that he was eating obediently, "My fourth brother likes it, and General Xie likes it too, so I will marry them."

Lu Anxiang picked up the chicken in the bowl, "And then?"

Wen Renfu spread his hands, "It's gone."

With a bang, Lu Anxiang spat out a broken chicken bone, and at the same time, the veins on his forehead began to bulge.

Xie Qiyuan couldn't stand it any longer, and said bluntly, "Lord Lu, wait a minute, why should Your Majesty be modest, besides bestowing a marriage, His Majesty also summoned the last general to return to Beijing to prepare for King Jin and King Chu's return to Beijing and the grand ceremony."

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, "Just now His Majesty told me that the ancestor worship ceremony has been cancelled."

Xie Qiyuan paused, "Oh, that's right, His Majesty has never thought of doing the ancestor worship ceremony."

"Then what His Majesty wants to do is..."

"The marriage ceremony will be on the eighth day of July."

Lu Anxiang choked, "Success, marriage ceremony? Could it be that it was on the wedding invitation..." If it was a wedding ceremony of the royal family, those princes would come back as elder brothers.

Wen Renyin nodded with a chicken wing in his mouth, "It's the one my sister-in-law received before, I tell you to take a closer look, it's between me and Qiqi..."

Wen Renfu slowly curled his lips into a smile.

Xie Qiyuan grabbed the head, peeled off the tail, and shoved a shrimp into that Balabala's mouth quickly before Wen Renfu could do it, and said to the rescue, "What the fourth prince means is that it is a wedding ceremony planned by the two of us together." .”

Wen Renfu smiled brightly and warmly, and patted Xie Qiyuan on the shoulder, "Thank you for your hard work."

Xie Qiyuan almost choked out old blood when he slapped him, Wen Renyin tugged at his sleeve, stretched out his bright red tongue to show him what was on it, "You didn't remove the shrimp thread."

Xie Qiyuan: "..."

"So," Lu Anxiang rubbed his temples with a headache, "Wenrenfu, you were setting up a trap for me from the very beginning? There is no grand ceremony for ancestor worship, and the post is not just nonsense. Are you serious about marrying me?"

Wen Renfu blinked, "Aiqing, are you a little angry? I saw that there seemed to be a fire burning above your head. Do you need a bowl of ice cream to cool off the heat?"

"roll!"

Lu Anxiang didn't say another word, he didn't even copy anything and hit people, he got up with a sullen face and left directly.

Wen Renfu looked at Lu Anxiang's back, and didn't look away until he disappeared around the corner and could no longer be seen.

Xie Qiyuan took a sip of tea silently, "Your Majesty, Master Lu is very angry."

Wen Renyin stretched out his hand and squeezed a walnut cake on the table, "Brother Huang, tell me, what business are you going to talk about by driving sister-in-law away?"

Hearing that Ren Fu restrained his face, he took out a portrait from his sleeve and spread it on the table.

Wen Renyin stared at the man for a moment, "Brother Huang, isn't this the Minister of Rites?"

"Indeed," Xie Qiyuan said, "but tomorrow morning you will hear the news that the minister of the Ministry of Rites is about to die in a storm."

Wen Renyin took a breath, "What..."

"Your Majesty's secret order is also the reason why I hurried back to the capital in the past two days." Xie Qiyuan said, "Your Majesty suspects that he is an eyeliner of a foreign party."

"I did find evidence of collaborating with the enemy and treason in his home, and all the evidence points to this one—"

After Wen Renfu finished speaking, he turned the portrait over, and only wrote two characters in the center of the huge white paper - Fu Zhu.

From that day on, Lu Anxiang refused to go to court on the grounds of complaining of illness.

Lu Yinghao didn't quite understand why his younger brother, who was so angry all day long, suddenly wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost, but he probably guessed that it had something to do with the emperor and the wedding invitation.

Lu Yinghao has a very gentle temper. If you say that Lu Anxiang is the kind of violent person who swallowed a catty of explosives, Lu Yinghao is a meek person who swallowed a whole can of Anshenxiang. He is not interested in official affairs at all, but he is in business After studying the way, the old prime minister didn't force it, and passed on his mantle to his youngest son before he died.

He wanted to remind his quick-tempered younger brother to read the wedding invitations carefully, but in the past two days, he didn't know if his business had offended someone, and he was stumbled all day long, and he was busy all day and night.By the time he remembered this, Lu Anxiang had already locked himself in the house, and he didn't answer no matter how much he called. This torment lasted for a day and a night.

This time, no matter how meek people are, they have to get angry. Lu Anxiang doesn't even know how to break the wall, he can't open the door, he's worried about his only baby brother, he's walking around in the yard, and he's thinking about finding a reason to come in. palace.

At the stall I was thinking about, the servant came to report that someone from the palace had arrived.As soon as he finished speaking, a petite figure rushed into the yard at a trot.

"Fifth princess?" Lu Ying was so surprised.

Wen Renliu was wearing a fine attire and ran with her skirt in hand, almost tripped over the steps and fell down. Lu Ying quickly reached out to help, but saw the little girl's face was covered with tears.

"Brother Huang is sick! It's a very, very serious illness!" Wen Renliu burst into tears, "I don't eat, I don't sleep, I don't even play with the little beauty!"

"Playing with Little Beauty?"

"It's not important!" Wen Renliu wiped the tears off his face sadly, "Eunuch Jin told me to come to Lord Lu quickly, saying that only Lord Lu can save him!"

"What, what?"

Wen Renliu didn't care about Lu Yinghao who was still in a daze, bypassed him and threw himself on the door of Lu Anxiang's house, smashing the door, "Master Lu! Master Lu!"

Lu Yinghao came to his senses, and hurried to hold Wenrenliu, for fear that the little girl might swell her hands from hitting her hard.

As a result, the little girl broke down the door with a lot of strength.

As an eight-foot man, Lu Yinghao couldn't open the door day and night: "..."

The two rushed into the house, but the house was already empty, only one window was wide open, and the wind was blowing in.

Wen Renliu was stunned, "Where is Master Lu?"

Lu Yinghao touched the still warm mattress, "Maybe I just heard what the princess said, and I'm worried that Your Majesty will go into the palace."

Wen Renliu pointed to the brick in the corner, "But why didn't Master Lu take this?"

Lu Yinghao said, "Hey, the second brother is visiting a doctor, so he shouldn't need it."

At this time, Lu Anxiang poked his face out of the window quietly, "Brother, pass it to me."

Lu Yinghao: "..."