The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

King Jin followed Wenrenliu all the way to the main hall, but he couldn't figure it out all the way. He knew that the Taoist priest had made a fortune teller for him.

He had already thought about the countermeasures that if Wen Renfu said that he would always give up in chaos, who would have thought that after spreading such words, how could Wen Renfu become so magical after not seeing him for a few years?

It is impossible for him to think about it, because he left the palace too early, and he has never seen Wenren Liu Gaochao's communication skills.

Seeing that the palace road was about to come to an end, and it was just around the corner, King Jin suddenly wondered whether to confess or pretend to be stupid. Thinking, he grabbed Wen Renliu's sleeve, trying to test Wen Renfu's What's your temperament?

"Liu'er, tell brother, how has His Majesty's temper been all these years?"

"Well……"

Wenren Liu Zheng was worried about how to answer this question, when he saw Lu Anxiang and Lu Yinghao coming out of the fork in the road, heading towards the palace where Wen Renfu was, his eyes lit up, "Second Brother, please ask Mr. Lu , Mr. Lu understands Brother Huang now."

Lu Anxiang's ankle was sprained and swollen, so he made an exception and entered the palace on a mule, with Lu Yinghao leading the rope and walking slowly.

"Second brother, why bother?" Lu Yinghao said, "Last night, my brother beat His Majesty. It was my brother's fault. I just need my brother to come and plead guilty."

"It's not just because of this," Lu Anxiang frowned, "I still think King Jin and that immortal are strange, so His Majesty has to check it out."

"Your Majesty's heart is like a mirror, don't worry about it." Lu Yinghao sighed.

"One more thing," Lu Anxiang rubbed his brows with a headache, "I've been thinking over and over again about what His Majesty said to me last night, this..."

Lu Yinghao looked at the black shadow in front of his younger brother's eyes distressedly, and murmured in his heart, the emperor was too impatient, how could he kiss him without any explanation, and even bit his mouth so swollen that his feet were twisted like this? Feeling restless, he was about to enter the palace in a hurry.

But the question is, can Wen Renfu listen to Lu Anxiang's words?After witnessing too many dead bodies with broken bricks, Lu Yinghao had great doubts about it.

While muttering, she felt the reins tighten in her hand. Lu Yinghao turned her head and saw that the little mule's tail had been grabbed by someone.

Wenren Liu smiled sweetly at them, and pulled Jin Wang, the four of them greeted each other, and Jin Wang hurriedly got to the point.

"I heard that Lord Lu has always been close to His Majesty, so he was rude yesterday." King Jin lowered his posture, "I would like to ask Lord Lu, how is Your Majesty's temper?"

Lu Anxiang was still wondering why King Jin suddenly changed his temperament, before he could answer, Lu Yinghao answered for him.

"I'm anxious, very anxious!" Lu Yinghao sighed helplessly, "Didn't you see that my second brother was made like this?"

King Jin looked at his inconvenient feet, and felt a chill in his heart. Wen Renfu was so upset that even the ministers of the brachial thigh would attack him!

"Is His Majesty ruthless?"

"It's so ruthless!" Lu Yinghao felt even more helpless, "It's all swollen like this, if it's not inconvenient, or let His Highness take a closer look."

King Jin hurriedly waved his hands, thinking that the cloth on this leg was wrapped layer after layer, if you can't see that the swelling is serious, it is purely blind.

"Then, can Your Majesty listen?" King Jin cautiously said, "For example, explaining... or something like that?"

Lu Yinghao shook his head regretfully, "Your Highness, if Your Majesty is easy to talk, can my younger brother enter the palace with a swollen leg?"

King Jin felt that the sky was falling, his eyes were full of blood, as if the knife that was going to cut off his head was already on the way, he spread his legs and rushed to Wen Renfu's palace crying all the way, "Your Majesty! I shouldn't Conspiracy! I was wrong! I was really wrong!!!”

"..."

"Second Brother, why are you running in such a hurry?"

"I'm in a hurry to find death."

"In a hurry to reincarnate."

Eunuch Jin, who was sent by Wen Renfu to inquire about the situation, saw King Jin rushing in crying all the way, followed by Lu Anxiang who was limping and Wenrenliu who looked dazed, and Lu Ying Fortunately, he led the little mule and waited at the door.

Before Wen Renfu could speak, King Jin cried and knelt down, "Your Majesty, I was wrong, and I dare not think of treason again!"

Everyone: "!!?"

"It's all said by that stinky Taoist priest. He said that His Majesty is cruel and ruthless. He will definitely not tolerate the existence of me and elder brother. If you don't do it now, you will be beheaded sooner or later!" I don’t know where the Taoist priest came from. Anyway, the gods are talking about it. If you say thunder, it will thunder, and if you say it snows, it will snow. That’s summer! I believed him, I was really wrong, Your Majesty! I was wrong! "

"Your Majesty said that I have a beginning without an end, that I do things in a mess, that I hit a stone with an egg, and that I am absolutely right, every single word is punishing my heart!" King Jin slapped Wen Renfu twice.

Lu Anxiang looked at King Jin who was chattering non-stop, and tugged at Wenren who was beside him, "Fourth prince, is this all calculated by His Majesty?"

"No, I remember it was to provoke him about his recklessness and abandonment," Wen Renyin tugged on Xie Qiyuan's sleeve with a blank expression, "Qiqi, brother Huang planned this matter with you? "

Xie Qiyuan silently patted Eunuch Jin next to him, "Eunuch Jin, this matter..."

Eunuch Jin seemed to have thought of something, and pulled Wen Renliu to his side, "Your Highness, this old slave will teach you an idiom."

Wen Renliu nodded, "Yes!"

Eunuch Jin said word by word, "It starts in chaos and ends in abandonment."

Wen Renliu: "There is a beginning and no end!"

"Beginning, chaos, end, abandonment."

"Chaos, seven, eight, bad!"

"Beginning—chaos—end—abandonment—"

"Hit--egg--hit--stone--"

After finishing the demonstration, Eunuch Jin looked up and found that everyone present had silently covered their faces.

King Jin knelt on the ground like five thunderbolts, the outside was charred and the inside was tender, and it could be served on a plate!

Wen Renliu tilted his head, "Did I say something wrong?"

Eunuch Jin carried her on his shoulders and quickly saluted Wen Renfu, "The old slave will leave."

If he had walked a little slower, King Jin would have realized that he would have devoured her alive! ! !

King Jin knelt on the ground and burned a stick of incense. His body was sweating one after another, and finally he waited for Wen Renfu to speak slowly.

"Prince Jin..."

"I confess, I confess, I really don't know where the Taoist priest came from, but the servants told me that the Taoist priest has the badge of the King of Chu on his body, and he may have been a disciple of the King of Chu before!"

"I……"

"There's more! I sent someone to chase after him to investigate, but I couldn't find his identity before he came to my fief. I wanted to go to the fief of King Chu to check, but it turned out..." King Jin Swallowing, "I accidentally burned that information, just now."

Wen Renfu sighed and got up from the chair.

King Jin was so frightened that he froze and knocked his head on the ground, "Your Majesty, don't kill me! I have confessed everything! The Taoist priest just mentioned a few words to me about the rebellion, and he didn't start to do anything!"

"I know, I just want to ask, what are you going to do about this girl?" Wen Renfu smiled, lifted his neck, and turned his head towards Miss Cao Xiaojiu in the corner.

King Jin was dumbfounded immediately: "...Huh?"

Cao Xiaojiu twisted her sleeves and glared at him angrily.

King Jin turned his head to look at him tremblingly, "Your Majesty, what do you think should be done?"

Wen Renfu raised his eyebrows, "Try sending money?"

Before he could finish speaking, King Jin took out two ingots of silver from his pocket and offered them with both hands, "Girl, Xiaoxiao, take it and burn some paper money for your sister, and say hello to her by the way, first seven Don't come to my house."

Cao Xiaojiu frowned, and shrank back, "The most important thing for you high-ranking officials and nobles is money, and grass-roots people don't care about it!"

King Jin was holding the silver in embarrassment when the thing in his hand suddenly disappeared.

"King Jin, this little money is not enough. He has one life." Wen Renfu put the money into his arms, "Don't waste these, I will keep them for you first."

King Jin: "..."

Afterwards, the King of Jin fought against Xiaojiu girl for dozens of rounds. He tried his best and took out all his family property. He almost pawned his underwear, but he still couldn't shake the girl's firm heart with money.

And these gold, silver and jewels were all collected by Wen Renfu without exception.

At the end, Wen Renfu saw that he couldn't squeeze anything out, and waved his hand, "I think it's almost there."

With tears in his eyes, King Jin was about to kowtow to thank him.

"But Miss Nine hasn't forgiven you yet, the rest of you can go and honor the Queen."

No. [-] spectator who eats melon seeds hears people chanting: "Queen?"

Xie Qiyuan, spectator No. [-] eating melon seeds: "Queen?"

Eating melon seeds... Ah, that's not right, Lu Anxiang, spectator No. [-]: "Emperor, Empress?"

Wen Renfu nodded, "Let's send Miss Jiu to live in the Prime Minister's Mansion first, King Jin remembers to send the money to the Prime Minister's Mansion in the future."

King Jin's eyes widened, and his heart was overwhelmed.

Queen? !

Prime Minister's Mansion? !

I still want to send money? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Before he could ask the third question, he died before he left, because a certain brick reached the back of his head first, and it was accompanied by an unforgettable kiss.

"what--!!!!!!"

Hearing the screams, Lu Anxiang realized that he slipped and threw the wrong person.

The eunuch carried the unconscious King Jin down, Xie Qiyuan and Wen Renyin also resigned because of the sky (fear) color (not (being) smashed) early (death) early (death), the palace was deserted, Lu Anxiang swallowed his anger and wanted to Talk to Wen Renfu about what happened yesterday.

"Your Majesty, I think this is inappropriate." Lu Anxiang pondered for a long time before saying.

Wen Renfu glanced at his injured leg, "You dragged your injury into the palace because of this?"

Lu Anxiang thought that he was still going around the corner to play sloppy eyes, but he was slightly taken aback when he got such a sentence.

"You can't help it if you think it's wrong," Wen Renfu smiled, "My own emotions are beyond your control."

Lu Anxiang blushed and frowned, "But..."

"Do you think I'm a fool because I like you?" Wen Renfu asked.

Lu Anxiang was stunned. To be honest, he had suspected Wen Renfu countless times before that he was an emperor who was lazy and lazy in politics. These days, he gradually understood that Wen Renfu didn't know everything, on the contrary. He seemed to know everything inside out and had it all planned out in advance.

But how can the emperor and his courtiers get mixed up in this world?This is not polite, not in accordance with the rules!

"I don't need you to respond, you can act as if nothing happened," Wen Renfu continued, "One day you will understand."

Lu Anxiang frowned, "Why are you so complacent? If I don't understand for the rest of my life, wouldn't everything be in vain?"

"That's natural." Wen Renfu blinked at him, with an unscrupulous smile on his face, "I am the most handsome man in the world, and Aiqing will obey me one day."

When Lu Anxiang saw his wicked smile, he reached out to touch the bricks, but his rationality told him that there were still things he didn't ask clearly, so he had to hold back.

"I have always wanted to ask, sometimes I always feel that you seem to have the ability to predict the future." Lu Anxiang tried his best to endure his emotions, "Do you know something?"

Wen Renfu sighed, and said melancholy, "Ai Qing has seen all of this."

Lu Anxiang was startled, "Do you really know what will happen in the future?"

Wen Renfu rubbed his chin, "I, I had a dream, dreaming of a great fairy."

"Great Immortal?! What did he say?" Lu Anxiang hurriedly asked.

"The Great Immortal told me that life is boundless, and I must enjoy myself in time..."

Lu Anxiang faintly felt that this dream was a bit off.

"So, Daxian played a game of chess with me, drank a pot of wine, ate a piece of cake, sang a song, and made a picture..."

Before he could finish speaking, a brick flew past his face and embedded into the wooden frame behind him.

"Are you a fairy, or a girl from a brothel?" Lu Anxiang raised his eyebrows, and the veins on his forehead bulged, "What happened? What happened in the end?"

Wen Renfu was succinct: "I kissed you, and then I woke up."

Shuashuashua three bricks came straight towards the door with a knife-like hostility.

"My mother's brain is broken and I heard you tell me what kind of ghostly dream I had!!!!!!!"