The sand sculpture emperor fell in love with me

Chapter 8 How to get rid of the cracks between the bricks

In the early morning of the next day, the wedding ceremony between Wen Renyin and Xie Qiyuan was held as scheduled.

Although some civil and military people in the Manchu Dynasty were dissatisfied, they did not dare to say anything under the pressure of Wen Renfu's smile.Because both of them are men, the step of entering the bridal chamber was omitted, and they both entertained guests outside.

In any case, the prince is married, and all the important officials in the court are present. The recently exploited King Jin and the gloomy King Chu who is good at fake smiles are also present. Where did the fairy priest come from.

The Immortal Taoist called himself Jiang Li, about 50 or [-] years old, dressed in fluttering white clothes, with long hair and white beard, sitting there cross-legged with a dust whisk, without even looking at the dishes in front of him, let alone moving his chopsticks.

I don't know if Wen Renfu did it on purpose, Lu Anxiang's seat was right next to him, and when he first sat down, he saw this person glance at him, then turned around and muttered about something.

Adhering to the attitude that a visitor is a visitor, Lu Anxiang tried to put on an enthusiastic attitude, when a hot dish was served, he said to him, "Master Jiang, this stuffed pie is wrapped in sugar and sweet potatoes, and it is very tasty , Master can try it."

The Taoist opened his eyelids and glanced, "I don't eat salty cakes."

Lu Anxiang was stunned, "This cake is not salty, but sweet."

The Taoist frowned, "I don't eat salted cakes, and I won't even eat them."

Lu Anxiang also repeated, "This is really sweet, you can taste it, Master."

The Taoist became impatient and raised his voice a little louder, "I've said it all, I don't eat salted cakes, and I don't eat anything I don't mention!"

Lu Anxiang was stunned, "What?"

Wen Renfu came over upon hearing the sound, and patted him on the shoulder, "What he said was not to eat stuffed pies, neither sweet nor sweet."

"Salty cake?"

"It's pies."

"Mentioning?"

"It's just sweet."

Lu Anxiang stretched out his hand and wanted to touch the brick, "Which fool said he didn't know where he came from?! Isn't this from the south?! Such a strong accent!"

Wen Renfu smiled and pressed Lu Anxiang, who was about to move, then turned his head and said, "I know these dishes won't catch Master's eyes."

The Taoist snorted, "I..."

"So I'm not going to let the master eat it either," Wen Renfu interrupted him simply, "Get up, I'm missing a seat."

The Taoist priest was stunned, and pointed to the vacant upper position directly in front of him: "Isn't that the seat of His Majesty?"

Wen Renfu raised his eyelids to look at it, and wrote lightly, "Oh yes, otherwise, where is the master sitting?"

Taoist priest:"……"

Lu Anxiang just watched the Taoist with a blushing face being squeezed away by Wen Renfu, and stood aside without leaving or staying.

This Taoist priest is not a good person, but Lu Anxiang definitely did not expect Wen Renfu to put his dislike on the surface so directly, and he didn't know whether he should smooth things over for a while, so he just bowed his head and drank his wine silently.

Wen Renyin and Xie Qiyuan were toasting with wine glasses. Seeing this scene, they exchanged glances tacitly.

King Chu, who was silent for a long time, was about to stand up and come over, but a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

Xie Qiyuan was holding the wine cup, his face was always plain, "The last general will present a cup to His Royal Highness King Chu."

The hostility in Chu Wang's eyes flashed, and he also picked up the wine cup, "Congratulations to General Xie on his wedding."

Wen Renyin quietly walked behind Xie Qiyuan, walked around to the Taoist priest, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile.

"Hey, the master is new here, so I'm afraid he didn't know that the emperor's brother is chasing the emperor's wife. The master has occupied the land, so the emperor's brother is dissatisfied."

The Taoist was stunned for a moment, "Sister-in-law?"

The veins on Lu Anxiang's forehead twitched, and the stuffed pie that was being held by the chopsticks popped out, and the stuffing was squeezed out.

Wen Renfu didn't seem to notice the suppressed anger in his body, and pretended to be sneaky but blatantly gave him a jade pendant, "My concubine, the younger generation is here to toast, hurry up and give me something!"

Lu Anxiang just wanted to put the jade pendant in his mouth and tell him to shut up, but he still had to give the saint some dignity in front of all civil and military officials.

Seeing that he was silent, Wen Renfu gave the pendant to Wen Renyin for him, turned around and pulled a stool to sit beside him, and stuffed the stuffing back for him.

The blue veins on Lu Anxiang's forehead jumped like thunder: "..."

After Wen Renfu was stuffed, he picked it up with chopsticks and handed it to his mouth, "Ah—"

Lu Anxiang raised his hand and picked up the brick hidden in his sleeve and slapped it.

The scene was out of control for a while, but fortunately, Xie Qiyuan dragged Jin Wang around secretly, so the civil and military officials didn't follow His Majesty's exaggerated screams.

With a sudden snap, someone slapped the wooden table heavily.

The noisy scene fell silent in an instant, and everyone turned their gazes in the direction of the sound.

I saw the Taoist priest flushed with anger, and shouted loudly, "Chen Hu is decent!"

Lu Anxiang asked Wen Renfu with a puzzled look on his face: "Where is he playing mahjong? Are you stupid?"

Wen Renfu threw away the brick on his face, "He probably meant to be decent."

When the Taoist heard this, he blew his beard and stared anxiously, pointed at Lu Anxiang and cursed, "I heard that you are the prime minister of Daxing? A prime minister doesn't look like a prime minister, but actually used a murder weapon to attack the Holy One. Is this what a courtier should do?"

Lu Anxiang was stunned: "Huh?"

"And the emperor of Daxing actually wants to marry a man to be the queen! This is simply playing with state affairs! What qualifications does this kind of person have to sit on the throne!"

When Lu Anxiang heard this, he jumped up in anger, saying that he was fine, that the emperor was not good, his face darkened instantly, he picked up a brick and wanted to rush up, but was pulled away.

Wen Renfu smiled slightly and shook his head at him, whispering softly, "Listen to what he has to say."

The Taoist priest was not too polite, cleared his throat, and continued, "Besides the emperor, there are..."

"Are you going to say that there is still a Prince of Daxing?" Wen Renyin suddenly interrupted him, "The upper beam is not upright and the lower beam is crooked, and you are married to a general, and you want to hold a wedding ceremony, isn't it embarrassing?"

His voice was not loud, but his words were clear and loud, and the Taoist priest was stunned for a while, unable to speak.

"What is your identity when you say these words?" Wen Renyin raised his eyebrows, "A guest from a foreign country? Or a spy from an enemy country?"

As soon as this remark came out, there was an uproar in the audience.

King Chu suddenly turned pale.

"How can you mortals guess it?" The Taoist stroked his beard. "I am a person who can understand the destiny. I watch the stars at night and see that your fate will be doomed. I would like to remind you!"

"Doom?" Wen Renyin snorted coldly, "How can a bluff like you calculate my Daxing destiny?"

"What does it matter to me whether you believe it or not?" The Taoist said not to be outdone, and raised his finger to Lu Anxiang, "The calamity I calculated is this person, the lonely star of fate, the yin and yang, and sooner or later ruined the national fortune of Daxing!"

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, then lowered their heads and whispered quietly.

Surrounded in the middle, Lu Anxiang couldn't hear the whispers of the people around him. He was extremely irritable, but he still tried to suppress his anger.

This so-called Taoist priest has been targeting him from the very beginning, what is it for?It is a trivial matter for him to step down alone, but the Taoist priest's move may be to sow discord among the officials, with ulterior motives.

Wen Renyin quickly exchanged glances with Wen Renfu, raised his hand and said, "Come here! Drag these little bastards down and behead them!"

After all, the guards who waited on the side immediately rushed into the crowd, and they were about to take the Taoist priest down as soon as they were escorted.

The Taoist was a little panicked, and opened his mouth to say, "If we don't get rid of the disaster today, there will be changes in the future, drought in the north and flood in the south, foreign enemies marching, natural disasters and man-made disasters, even if we try to save them..."

"Wait a minute." Wen Renfu came out slowly and said, "It's my younger brother's big day today, it's not good to have a collision with the joy."

"Brother Huang, this matter..."

"Tut tsk tsk," Wen Renfu waved his hand, letting the guard loose him, "I'm very curious about what you said, drought in the north and flood in the south, foreign enemies marching, is this the result of your calculation?"

This paragraph was just nonsense, but the Taoist nodded bravely, "Of course."

"That's a coincidence, help me figure it out, is this invading foreign enemy—" He stretched out his hand, took the portrait of the former Minister of Rites handed over by Eunuch Jin, and turned to face him, "This man named Fu Zhu What about the small country?"

The Taoist priest's face suddenly turned pale, and the face of King Chu, who was hiding in the dark, completely lost all color.

But the Taoist quickly came back to his senses, the astonishment on his face only passed for a moment, and he stroked his beard in a serious manner, "This... just change the Japanese and do the math."

Wen Renfu suddenly smiled, and all the civil and military officials in the court felt that it was snowing in June, and their hairs stood on end.

"Since the master said so, then I can't be in a hurry, come here! Confess the master!" Wen Renfu waved his sleeves, and said to the two eunuchs who came up, "Remember, the master does not eat people, Only drink dew, don't give Master food, otherwise Master's body will look better than yours."

Eunuch: "Yes."

Taoist priest:"!!!!!!!!!"

You wait!I have something to say!Don't hit my dumb acupoint, don't drag me down!Don't! ! !If you don't eat, you will die... Ah, immortal! !

As the sun went down and the guests in the hall gradually left, the marriage ceremony was considered to be over.

Lu Anxiang dragged his injured leg and asked Eunuch Jin to move a chair, sat next to Wen Renfu, and took out the memorial he wanted to report.

Wen Renyin slumped on the ground in a state of embarrassment, and said weakly, "Brother Huang, don't let me hold up the scene next time, the murderer is really too tired—"

Xie Qiyuan hugged him distressedly, put him on the chair, sat on the side and peeled an orange for him, and fed him petal by petal.

The Taoist priest was chattering and swearing fiercely. Wen Renyin, who was usually pampered, rarely held up the scene so forcefully. He was really exhausted.

Wen Renfu was sitting on the main seat and was playing with a jade wrench. Seeing this, he turned his head and tugged at Lu Anxiang's sleeve, and pointed to his mouth, "Ah——"

Lu Anxiang threw down the memorial he wanted to report, and took out a brick from his arms, with a blank expression on his face, and even wanted to say, "It's too small, it's not enough to stuff it in."

Wen Renfu heard the words, slapped the table and stood up, with anger on his face, "What are you talking about!"

Lu Anxiang was taken aback, thinking, are you angry?He didn't get angry after chasing him for so many years, but now he is suddenly angry because of this sentence?

Then I heard him say, "How can you say that a man is small! This is an insult to a man!"

Wen Renyin: "..."

Xie Qiyuan: "..."

Eunuch Jin: "..."

Lu An Township is in chaos.

Wen Renfu said again: "What is not enough stuff! Ai Qing was very satisfied last night!"

"Puff—cough cough!" Wen Renyin choked on the orange.

"Puchi—" Xie Qiyuan squeezed the orange in his hand and burst it.

"Oh, it's reversed this time." Eunuch Jin covered his mouth and snickered.

Lu Anxiang went crazy.

Against you big head ghost!It's not right, okay? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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