The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 13

After breakfast, the two relaxed on the bed and prepared to go online to see what was going on.

Jian Yi covered her mouth and yawned, and in the middle of the yawn, she suddenly vomited, which startled Yu Tong beside her.

"What's wrong with you? Do you want to throw up?"

Jane also waved her hand, "It's okay, I just retched when I yawned."

Yu Tong looked blank, "Yawning and retching???"

"Huh? I didn't do this before, but then it suddenly happened. Occasionally retching and sometimes not, it's okay."

Yu Tong looked at Jian Yi with some concern, "What's wrong with the kid here, what's wrong with him when he's so old."

I checked on Weibo, and the fans kept poking at the management of the platform as if they hadn’t slept all night. The version also changed from Eternal at the beginning, carrying Jian Yi into the lounge, and after she came out, Jian Yi turned into Eternal with a bad face. Drag Jian Yi into the room and beat him up, and he hasn't apologized till now.

Yu Tong's forehead twitched and he didn't know how to describe his thoughts at the moment, but he felt tired.

Jian also didn't have Weibo, so he leaned over to look at Yu Tong's phone, and he was a little embarrassed after seeing what the fans said.

"This brain hole is too big, how can I be an adult, and beat me up."

Yu Tong laughed angrily.

"Why did I bully you? If you don't feel well and don't look good, it's like I hit you. Damn this group of cerebral palsy, they have nothing to do every day."

The two issued a statement very quickly. Although the style did not seem harmonious, the purpose was the same after all.

E: Bully your mother bully, I did not bully him.I have known him before as a friend, and I have never told him that I am Eternal. He was scared yesterday.It's too stuffy, he can't breathe well, his face is not good, so I carried him in, don't be a fool all day long, you're a pusher?

Simple: I was not bullied, my complexion was not good because there were too many people in the venue and the air was not circulated, it was too stuffy and I couldn't breathe, so my complexion was not very good.Eternal and I have known each other for a long time in reality, and I only found out that he is Eternal yesterday. He pulled me in and said a few words, and took me back when he saw that my face was not good.

They didn't all tell the truth, after all, it would be too much trouble to explain.

After discussion between the two, they decided not to start the broadcast today, and hung up the announcement of a day off in the live broadcast room and ran away.

bell--

Seeing the two people coming in, Shen Ke laughed out loud, obviously she also saw the public opinion on the Internet.

"Hey, let me see who this is, our God E and Shan Shan."

"Get out, are you disgusting?" Yu Tong was numb by Shen Ke's tone and got goosebumps all over his body.

Shen Kebai glanced at him and turned to bother Jian Yi.

"I don't watch the live broadcast very much, and I really don't know that you are simple and single. I said why I said that Yu Tong was an anchor before and he stepped on me. I was afraid that you would know for a long time."

Jian Yi smiled bitterly, "You already know if you want to drink aloe vera yogurt."

"Okay, I'll make it for you."

"Morning, I just woke up." Yu Tong yawned at the camera, and tugged at his unbuttoned shirt casually.

[Damn it's finally here!The two of you didn't broadcast it yesterday, did you two go to war! 】

[... Early fart. 】

[Damn man, he will lie to us alone. 】

[...Can you pay attention to the image of the pig. 】

Yu Tong punched the camera, "Fuck you, you just went to drink milk tea yesterday. You didn't mean to lie to him. You didn't think about what to say. You're a fucking pig, get lost."

While talking, Yu Tong suddenly remembered what he said to Jian Yi, and moved the camera up a little to reveal his face.

[Damn——! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[? ? ?What's the meaning?Show your face? 】

【Depend on!So handsome! ! !Screenshot screenshot! ! ! 】

[This hair...can you trim it, at least he is a handsome guy, pay attention to his image. 】

Yu Tong casually grabbed his curled hair, "I told him yesterday that I'll show my face in the broadcast, anyway, I've already shown it, I don't need to take screenshots, I can watch it later... I'm a fucking handsome guy, so I need to be careful." Image? Naturally handsome, right?"

【who is he?Simple? 】

【Ahhhhhhhh my god! ! ! ! 】

【Damn, why does this tone sound so affectionate. 】

[You are handsome, you are handsome, so I can play cp in a fair and honest way in the future? 】

Yu Tong didn't speak when he saw this barrage, the corners of his mouth slightly raised and then quickly dropped.

Jian Yi was about to faint when she heard the phrase "I told him about the live broadcast with his face yesterday". She never dreamed that she would have such a good relationship with Eternal.

He used the "E God is a God" account to watch Yu Tong's live broadcast before switching to the account. Although Yu Tong knew about it, the fans didn't know about it.

"Let me see, it's on." Jian Yi fiddled with the camera, pointed it at the stove, stood up and clapped her hands. "Good afternoon, I'm making Xinjiang fried rice noodles and Coca-Cola chicken wings today. I'm so hungry, so hurry up."

【Woooooh, baby, are you alright? 】

[Watching while eating is really amazing. 】

[Why didn't Shan Shan broadcast it yesterday, did he really not get bullied? 】

Jian Yi tilted her head and looked at the barrage and smiled helplessly, "I really didn't get bullied. I went to drink milk tea yesterday and sat in the shop downstairs for a whole day."

He took out the chicken wings, "Let's change the chicken wings into flowers first, mine is defrosted. Add ginger slices and cooking wine to marinate for 20 minutes." Jane also put the chicken wings aside.

"Next, let's make fried rice noodles. I've soaked this rice noodles overnight and it will be much easier to cook. If you haven't soaked it in advance, you must cook it for more than 40 minutes. It's a waste of gas." Jian Yi stuck out her tongue and smiled.

【Ah, so cute! 】

【Did you drink with God E? ? ?Two people don't broadcast live and run to drink milk tea? ? 】

[Oh my god, how can there be such a cute cub! 】

【Want to eat...】

Yu Tong outside the screen: Covering his chest, he is so cute.

"Then we cut the celery into sections. If you don't like celery, let's put a little more. It's really delicious! Then cut some meat, pour oil to fry the meat to change color, then pour celery and sauce into it and fry until it looks like this. "

Jian Yi paused for a moment to look at the pot for the camera, "We add water like this, then pour the rice noodles in and stir-fry for a while, mix it for four to five minutes and let it come out of the pot!!!"

[It looks really delicious, but Zai Zai, mom has to say that you eat too much, it's so spicy and so much stomach can't stand it. 】

[This is for three people, right? ? ? 】

[Is this a little meat? ? ? 】

Jane also ignored the question marks all over the screen and gracefully poured out the rice noodles, "For two, eat with friends. Then there are Coca-Cola Chicken Wings."

He briefly rinsed the pot and took out the marinated chicken wings.

"The chicken wings are marinated, put them in the pot and take them out. Heat the oil in the pot and fry the chicken wings. When both sides are golden, we can season them."

Jian Yi took the time to glance at Yu Tong who was watching her cooking outside the camera. Yu Tong came over just after the broadcast and said he wanted to eat, and then sat here watching Jian Yi's live broadcast without moving.

"One spoonful of cooking wine, one spoonful of dark soy sauce, half a spoonful of light soy sauce. Stir-fry evenly to color him, and then pour in the cola. I pour a lot more, you can watch it pour. Then add half a spoonful of salt to taste. Put the lid on and cook, put the spices in when it boils, and throw away whatever you want.”

Jane also showed the star anise in her hand to the camera, "Boil it on high heat until the soup dries up, sprinkle some sesame seeds on the pot!!! It's done!!!"

【Damn it, why did he look so delicious when he made it so casually, and I made it so fucking serious? ? ? 】

[How to do it and look out of the camera, who is there? 】

[Throw everything in and save lives hahahaha]

"No, my friend is here." Jian Yi glanced at Yu Tong embarrassedly, "Spices, adjust the seasoning, throw away whatever you have, as long as it tastes good."

Jian Yi brought the dishes back to the room, and Yu Tong moved a chair and sat beside Jian Yi to keep his face.

"Ah, the previous ones were made last night. We made too much and left before we finished eating. We just continued to eat."

The two were eating, and from time to time a pair of chopsticks would appear in front of the camera to pick up the food in front of Jian Yi.Fearing that fans would see that Yu Tong didn't even show his hands or speak, he ate quietly all the time.

Jian Yi ate and talked slowly, and Yu Tong stared at Jian Yi after finishing the meal.Jane's mouth turns red when she eats spicy fried rice noodles. To understand the spicyness, she drinks milk.The red mouth is glued with milk and then licked off.

Yu Tong looked away unnaturally, it was really terrible.

That night, Yu Tong climbed into bed logically again, and Jian Yi felt a little helpless.

"Are you going to set up another nest here with me? You can eat and live here, so why don't you just move your computer over here and broadcast live directly here, and you don't need to go back."

Yu Tong who just lay down suddenly stood up, "Good idea."

"??? Are you serious?"

"I think it's okay. We both live alone. It would be nice to be roommates together. I can put things away. That's it. I'll bring the computer here tomorrow."

Yu Tong patted the quilt with satisfaction and lay down cheerfully, while Jian Yi was at the side with a dazed expression, what's going on?

True to his word, Yu Tong brought the computer over the next day, along with a bag of clothes.I didn't take much, anyway, it's just opposite, and I can take it anytime.

The two began their "cohabitation" life inexplicably.

"Dong dong dong."

Jian Yi twisted in Yu Tong's arms. Every time before going to sleep, Jian Yi would pay attention not to touch Yu Tong, but when she woke up, she ran into Yu Tong's arms. It took a long time to get up every morning.

The knocking on the door continued, and Yu Tong scratched his hair impatiently and got up to open the door.

"It's strange, I knocked so loudly and still haven't heard it? So sleepy?" Guo He scratched his head and raised his hand to continue knocking.

"Knock, you fucking knock me off and I'll cut off your hand."

"Hey, are you awake? After a long time, open the door for me." Guo He clapped his hands innocently.

"Damn it, you won't go in by yourself with the key? I gave you the key, and every time I come here, I fucking knock, knock, knock your sister, knock."

Guo He finally felt something was wrong, turned around and saw Yu Tong who was still awake, looking at the door and staring at him.

"...Fuck."

Guo He turned around in a circle, "What's wrong with me! Did I knock on the wrong door???"

"Get out of your mother's mouth." Yu Tong slapped him, "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to chat with you."

"Then go in and stay by yourself, I'll sleep for a while."

Yu Tong opened the door of his house, pushed Guo He in and closed the door.The movements are smooth and flowing in one go.

After reacting, Guo He patted the door, "What are you doing, let me go out."

"If you fucking quarrel again, I'll throw you back."

After doing all this, Yu Tong, who had hidden his merits and fame, yawned and returned to the bed to hug Jian Yi and plan to go back to sleep.

Jian Yi, who was just about to fall asleep in a daze, was startled by being hugged, and then she blushed quietly and wanted to move away a little, but was hugged tightly. There was no way for Jian Yi, who was too sleepy, to be hugged and continue to sleep .

Guo He who was thrown into the house: No, why does Yu Tong look like he just woke up at Jian Yi's house?

Guo and Zuo Siyou finally raised their heads, "I see! Why did I ask him to let me go out just now! Why didn't I open the door and go out by myself!"

Guo He, who was going to knock on Jian Yi's door, thought of Yu Tong's threat just now and put down his hand angrily, so forget it, and wait until they get up.