The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 14

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"Fuck." Yu Tong wiped his face. "What are you doing, what are you doing, staring? If you have something to say, just say fart and let it go."

Guo He pursed his lips and hesitated to speak, "...What's the situation with you two? Why did you go to his house to sleep?"

"Yesterday, he was at my house for dinner, and then he played very late, so he fell asleep here." Jian Yi clasped her hands and said in a low voice.

'I believe in you, damn it, it's no more than 10 steps from the opposite side, and walking back will exhaust him to death. ' Guo He muttered in his heart.

Yu Tong, who could see what Guo He was thinking at a glance, rolled his eyes, "It's okay, it's okay, there is nothing to say about such a small matter, you say you, why are you here? You didn't talk to us at the celebration two days ago. Let's go together."

"Damn it! Let me tell you! Did you know that idiot policeman is here too? The dead thing will be entangled as soon as it passes by." Guo He slapped the table excitedly, then suddenly lowered his voice and muttered in a low voice.

"He? How did you get there? The invitation letter you gave him?"

"how is this possible!"

"Police? Guo He? You are the one!"

Jian Yi's voice suddenly rose, pointing at Guo He little by little, and he didn't speak for a long time. Guo He met his eyes and licked his lips in embarrassment.

"You two, what are you doing? Have you checked your eyes?" Yu Tong frowned and pulled Jian Yi's hand down.

Guo He leaned in front of Yu Tong, covered his mouth and whispered, "Then what, that policeman is this kid's brother."

"????"

......

After sending Guo and this plague god away, Yu Tong lay on the sofa and let go, why is he so boring, he has nothing to do, he is so annoying.

He turned his head to see if Jian Yi was also bored. When he saw Jian Yi wearing earphones and eating snacks watching variety shows, he giggled when he saw something funny.I don't know if it's because the smile is too low or what, Jian Yi basically laughed from the beginning to the end.

Yu Tong slammed his head on the sofa, and it didn't make any difference if he moved it by himself, whether it was boring or not.

He walked over and lay down on Jian Yi's body, and Jian Yi took off his earphones and looked at him.

"what happened?"

"Aren't you bored?"

Jane also looked at her tablet, "It's not boring."

"I'm bored."

"How about we watch together?" Jian Yi moved to the side to make room for Yu Tong.

"......look."

Jian Yi covered his mouth and smiled quietly. In fact, when he was alone, he watched variety shows because it was too boring to pass the time. It was something he always wanted to talk to and discuss with someone by his side.

Now that it has really come true, Jian Yi begins to wonder how long this kind of life can last. He secretly glances at Wu Tong and finds that Yu Tong is also looking at him. Top five on the leaderboard.

Yu Tong smiled and took the boneless chicken feet away from Jian Yi's hand, "Look at me, there's nothing to eat."

The expression of the man in front of the computer was unconcealable joy, he skillfully opened the game and clicked to start the team.

"Bring a friend to play with."

[OK OK OK. 】

【let's play. 】

[? ? ?What the fuck? 】

"Fuck what the fuck, don't swear in civilized language." Yu Tong's lips never let go.

[? ?are you crazy? 】

【He's crazy, she's fucking simple on the other side. 】

[I wipe? ? ? 】

A soft voice came from the team's voice, "Then I'm going this way?"

"Come here and follow me."

【I rely on! 】

[These two? ? 】

I swear to God, Jian Yi really didn't want to play games.Yu Tong said it was too boring and insisted on dragging him to play. After playing a game, Yu Tong said that it would be fine to start the live broadcast, mixing time and gifts.

Jian also manipulated the game characters to run towards Yu Tong helplessly.

[Zai Zai, blink if you are kidnapped. 】

[Did he force you? 】

[The opposite is Eternal? ? ? 】

"Yes, I haven't been kidnapped. If I'm too bored, let's play a game together and broadcast it. Is there anyone who wants to watch cooking and broadcasting today?"

[Die, this is the start of marketing? 】

[What's wrong with marketing?Marketing your mother? 】

[Fry cp, sell rot, fans don't be fooled. 】

Yu Tong saw the barrage being noisy and kicked a few out of the live broadcast room.

"Fire your mother's cp, sell your mother's rot. I'm playing a game with a good boy friend and you say you sell rot, and you are going to say that we have sex with a woman."

【Playing well? ? ? 】

【...Do you want to help you recall how you scolded others back then. 】

[I would rather believe that you are selling fried cp. 】

"Fuck your mother, I'm happy, don't provoke discord." Yu Tong is already very proficient at swearing while playing games, without stopping.It stunned the people in Jian Yi's live broadcast room.

"This idiot, if you're sick, grab my head. If you can't kill your teammate, I'll just fucking kill him." Yu Tong frowned and looked at the dangling figure beside him. "Why didn't you speak suddenly? The live broadcast room got stuck?"

A guilty voice suddenly came from the earphone, "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

"...It's okay, you grab it."

【Fuck? 】

[Fucking double standards? 】

[You can eat cp now, sisters, come out. 】

"What's wrong with the double standard? Anyway, you can't feel it in front of the screen."

Yu Tong shook his head and looked at the camera provocatively.

【□□I have never hated him showing his face so much, what a shame. 】

【Let's tear down his camera, fuck】

【...Damn it to death】

Jian Yi went down with Zhang's flushed face, Yu Tong rushed over from another room and leaned on Jian Yi's body, running so fast that Mi Lier almost tripped over her.

"what's for dinner?"

Jian also hugged the rice grains to her lap and touched them.

"How about the hot pot? It's been getting colder recently. Have something warm?"

"Let's go." Yu Tong held Mi Li'er in one hand and pulled Jian Yi in the other.

"What?"

"Shopping for vegetables, do you have any at home?" Yu Tong took out Mi Li's clothes and put them on.

"No... take the rice grains too?"

Jian also picked up Mi Li'er and kissed her, "We Mi Li'er, do you want to go out and play?"

"Ah!"

"Then take the rope with us and go?"

"Wang!"

Bring the leash around Mi Li'er's neck and lead it downstairs.

When he arrived at the garage, Yu Tong was about to pick up the rice grains when he was stopped by Jian Yi. He turned around and looked at Jian Yi suspiciously, wanting to see what he was going to do.

Jian Yi suddenly squatted down and pulled Mi Lier's two front paws onto the car step by step.

"Mi Lier, look, if you want to go up like this, take one step at a time..."

Before finishing speaking, Mi Li jumped up, and Jian Yi stood up and turned around, "You're so smart, you went up right away."

Standing aside, Yu Tong couldn't stand it anymore and hugged Jian Yi and pointed at the car, "Look at how tall this car's chassis is."

Pointing to Mi Lier again, "Look again, Mi Lier is a dog, if he can't even jump up here, we should take him to see if he is mentally retarded, then get in the car."

Jian Yi was pushed into the car in a daze, sat on the co-pilot and smoothed Mi Lier's hair again and again, all she could think about was "our family" that Yu Tong said just now.

At the supermarket, Yu Tong pulled Jian Yi twice, "I'm back to my senses, why are you in a daze, get out of the car."

Jian also didn't let Mi Lier run down the ground again, and directly carried her into the shopping cart.

Yu Tong pushed the cart, and the two of them didn't go straight to buy vegetables, but turned on the wandering mode.

"Is there no paper at home?" Jian Yi pinched the rolled paper and asked Yu Tong.

"It's almost gone, take a bag."

Jian Yi took a few bags of snacks and threw them into the car, feeling a little embarrassed to see Yu Tong looking at him.

"Snacks are gone in the afternoon."

"Well, take more."

Jian Yi happily took a few more bags.

Looking left and right, I took a lot of food before buying snacks.

Looking at the half-cart of snacks, Jian Yi's expression was a little distorted.

If you buy too much, if you don't buy it, you will eat it soon and have to come out.

Yu Tong seemed to see that Jian Yi was struggling with something and rubbed his hair.

"Let's go, drive the car, just get it in the car."

"Yeah, I'm driving today." Jian Yi jumped on the spot, "Walk and go shopping."

It was as if he was afraid that Yu Tong would regret asking him to put the snacks back if he was a step too late.

"What kind of pot bottom do you eat?" The two stood still in front of a row of shelves, and Jian Yi bent over to read the words on it.

"Look at what you want to eat, not too spicy? It's too spicy these days."

"Okay, I'm also thinking not to be too spicy. Tomato pot."

"Okay, take it."

Jian Yi threw the bag into the car and jumped to look at the food. Yu Tong supported the cart and took a picture on the back, ready to go home and post on Weibo.

He has been living by himself since graduating from university, and it has been a long time since he walked slowly to the supermarket with others like this.He doesn't hate this kind of fireworks-filled days, on the contrary he likes it very much.

Especially with Jian Yi, Yu Tong felt very relaxed.I imagined that if I let myself move back to live alone, he would definitely not want to.

Why don't you want to, because you don't want to live by yourself?

It does not seem.

Yu Tong thought for a while, as if he didn't want to be separated from Jian Yi.He was so surprised by his own thoughts that he opened his mouth slightly, why didn't he want to separate from Jian Yi?

Jian also found that there was no one behind her, so she looked around nervously and waved at Yu Tong.

"Come here! What are you doing?"

Thinking of Yu Tong who was half interrupted, "Come on!"

Jane also pulled Yu Tong to the freezer? .

"I took several boxes of fat beef and mutton rolls, the meat is enough. Look at the others, I took the crab sticks and this small dumpling, and see what the meatballs want."

"Sausage, and this fish cake. I'll take a look at the meatballs." Yu Tong rested his chin and stared at the many meatballs seriously. After staring at them for a while, he let go of his energy.

"Forget it, I can't see the difference between being so fucking similar. Take a little of one."

"it is good!"

Seeing Jian Yi cheerfully holding the meatballs, Yu Tong couldn't help laughing, "Ah, I can't help it, it seems that I really like him." '

Jian Yi took the bag and pushed Yu Tong who was staring at her, "What's wrong with you today, you're always in a daze."

Yu Tong took the bag, "No, I'm thinking about something, let's go."

The author has something to say: The phrase "you can't feel it in front of the screen" comes from He Junlin of the Times Youth League.