The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating No.17 Chapter

Yu Tong looked at Jian Yi for a while, and the other party stared at him with slightly pursed lips and frowning.Yu Tong suddenly felt that Jian Yi was playing with a small temper, which was very cute, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.

He took a deep breath, showing a weak expression, opened the door and bent down to pick up Jian Yi and put him on the dining table.Jian Yi wanted to struggle twice symbolically, but she was put down before she could move.

Jian Yi pursed her lips and stared at Yu Tong as if unwilling to admit defeat, Yu Tong suppressed a smile and held his hand.

"You want to broadcast live? Do you want to cook by yourself and watch me have fun? Do you want me to do it?"

Yu Tong spoke softly, and gently stroked Jian Yi's hand.Jian Yi was suddenly a little awkward, and Yu Tong had to let him play a little temper, so that he didn't know how to answer.

It seemed that Yu Tong didn't want an answer, so he stood up and went to the refrigerator after speaking.

"Let me see, have a sweet and sour pork tenderloin and make a cheese crispy chicken? Didn't you watch the video a few days ago to see other people's appetite?"

Jian also didn't grimacing and bit her mouth with an embarrassed smile, "It's all meat, not vegetarian."

"Don't you like meat, are you still a vegetarian?" As soon as Yu Tong said this, Jian Yi hammered him twice.

"Oh, it's wrong, so let's get some rice cakes? How about Korean fried rice cakes?"

Jian Yi was a little helpless with this coaxing tone, and pulled Yu Tong, who was holding a few bags in his hand, into the kitchen.

"Then you make stir-fried rice cakes and I make the other two, okay? Wear a mask and be careful not to show your face."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

Yu Tong went to take out the brackets and set them up. He put on a mask and a hat to cover his head tightly. Only after the preparations were done did Jian Yi go over.

Jian Yi also wondered if she had been too good recently and became more and more narcissistic. She always felt that Yu Tong spoiled her too much.

Fortunately, when moving, Jian Yi took a special look at the kitchen. There is a lot of space for the two of them to walk around without disturbing each other.

Jian also went to the camera to adjust, and asked Yu Tong to stand in front and watch.

Fortunately, Yu Tong is tall, so it is good for the camera to capture Jian Yi, and Yu Tong just shows half of his head, which is not easy to be seen.

Put everything away and Jane also turned on the live broadcast.

"Good afternoon, I'm here again. Today we're making the recently popular cheese crispy chicken and sweet and sour pork tenderloin. Then my friend will make fried rice cakes, but the point is not that he doesn't care about him. He just makes a vegetarian dinner for us. eat."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh baby you are here. 】

[Don't worry about him hahahaha. 】

【Crispy Chicken with Cheese!I'm so hungry I've never done it. 】

[Although I know it's not very good, but can you just ask that dead pig's hooves next door if the live broadcast is still going on? These days, it's like someone forced him to broadcast it. It will be broadcasted in two hours, or it will not be broadcasted. What kind of work attitude is this. 】

[Is my friend finally going to enter the country hahahaha. 】

Jane also took out the tenderloin and cut it into strips, watching the barrage by the way.

"Cut the tenderloin into strips first, huh? You don't know how to learn. Dead pig's trotters..." Jian Yi smiled and glanced at Yu Tong, "I don't know about him, he may have died of sleep, You can blow up his private messages."

Hearing this, Yu Tong suddenly raised his head and looked at Jian, who was playing tricks, and began to think about the possibility of closing the private message.

"Let's pour the sliced ​​tenderloin into a bowl, then season and marinate it. By the way, I forgot to mention that today these two dishes need to be marinated for 20 minutes before I remember it hahahaha."

"A spoonful of cooking wine, half a teaspoon of salt and half a teaspoon of pepper, and stir it after one egg." Jian Yi put on gloves and grabbed the tenderloin, looking as if she had a grudge against the tenderloin.

"Okay, put it aside and wait for 20 minutes."

【? ? ? ? 】

[Could it be that we are all going to spend today while waiting. 】

[How could this be hahahahaha. 】

After washing the chopping board on the table, Jian Yi took out another look at the chicken.

"This is a big boneless chicken drumstick. My friend does boneless chicken drumsticks better than me, so I'll save a drumstick for him to show you."

When preparing, Jian Yi wanted to get the chicken ready and put it away, but she almost scratched her hand when she was deboning it for a long time.

Just when Yu Tong saw it, the work was snatched away. At first, Jian Yi thought that Yu Tong couldn't cook, so he came to his house to eat, but it turned out that he did a good job but was too lazy to do it.

Yu Tong, who was named, stepped forward to take the leg in Jian Yi's hand, took the scissors and cut it a few times, and then it fell off. Jian Yi applauded softly.

[Damn... what happened, it's too strong. 】

【This hand!I can! ! ! ! 】

[Damn, did I read it wrong?How the hell does this hand look like that damn thing next door. 】

[Where's your face? ? ?It's too much to cover so tightly. 】

The two people who saw the handle were stunned for a moment, forgetting that Yu Tong is a game anchor who shows his hands the most, and wearing gloves now is too much to cover up.

Jian also pulled the person out of the camera and turned Yu Tong's hand over and over several times to make sure there were no moles or scars or other signs, and it was fine if people saw it and refused to admit it.

"Okay, let's marinate the chicken legs." Jane ignored the barrage and continued to cook, "Look, a spoonful of cooking wine, a spoonful of soy sauce, half a teaspoon of black pepper, a teaspoon of salt and white pepper , finished a large spoonful of starch."

He shook the spoon in his hand, "Look carefully, the spoon used here is different, don't use it wrong, and then grab him evenly."

After grasping the meat in the bowl evenly, Jian Yi suddenly raised her hands and stopped motionless.

【What's wrong? ? ? 】

【I got stuck? ? ? 】

【Stopped? 】

Jian Yi suddenly turned her head and smiled at the camera, "No, the meat should be still. It needs to be marinated for 20 minutes. But it doesn't matter. Let's watch my friend make fried rice cakes."

Before the live broadcast, the two discussed whether Yu Tong should make a sound. Originally, Yu Tong recognized it when he thought about it.Jian Yi disagreed, Yu Tong had many fans who didn't like Jian Yi very much, and suddenly the two had such a good relationship, Jian Yi was afraid that he would be scolded.

In the end, she discussed Yu Tong as Jane and said beside her.

Yu Tong took a scallion and fish cake and cut it anyway, while Jian Yi stood aside with her hands behind her back as a "translator".

"Cut the scallions first, and then cut the fish cakes." Speaking of the fish cakes, Jian Yi laughed a little, "You don't need to put so much in the fish cakes. I like fish cakes very much, so I put a little more."

Looking at the fish cake in Yu Tong's hand, it's not just a little too much.

He didn't take so many fish cakes at first, but when he took them out to defrost, Jian Yi suddenly came up and asked if he could put more fish cakes, which he likes very much, and then it became the situation that there are as many fish cakes as rice cakes.

[Little brother, why don't you say it yourself?And only half of the head is exposed, help hahahaha. 】

[Probably because it's Jian Yi's live broadcast room?Can't Jian Yi go to the side and no one will see his friend as the protagonist? 】

[So many fish cakes... oh my god hahahahaha, fried rice cakes or fried fish cakes. 】

After heating up the pot, Yu Tong poured two bowls of water into it.

"Pour two bowls of water and bring to a boil. Two spoonfuls of chili sauce, let it boil."

Jian Yi kept her eyes on the pot, afraid that she might miss a step and didn't say anything.

"Keep open the rice cake, and throw it in."

When she said "lose", Jian Yi still dragged her voice long, which caused Yu Tong to look back at him, shook his head and smiled softly.

【Depend on!damn it! 】

[Damn this laughter!It's so cool! 】

【grass!Su what!This fucking is Eternal]

[I rely on?real or fake? 】

[Really, shit, the damned man didn't broadcast live and went to the opposite house to cook here? ?You take off your mask. 】

The screen suddenly recognized that it was Eternal, so Yu Tong took off the mask, and Jian also looked up at Yu Tong in a little helplessness.Yu Tong raised his eyebrows and moved closer to Jian Yi's ear.

"I picked it up."

He thought the mask was stuffy, so he took it off.Jian Yi suddenly reacted and wanted to stop him, but it was too late, and she covered Yu Tong's mouth with her hands.

Yu Tong looked at him suspiciously, and his voice came out muffled.

"Why are you covering my mouth?"

"..." Fuck, Jian also wanted to explode on the spot.

[Rely on, rely on, rely on! ! ! ! 】

【Fuck you! ! ! 】

[I'm crazy, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? ? ? 】

The live broadcast room was stuck for a while, and Eternal fans heard the news and condemned him for not broadcasting the live broadcast and going to the opposite live broadcast room to help cook.

Contrast Yu Tong responded lightly, "Why didn't I broadcast live? Last night's live broadcast was a ghost? And he is not my opponent, you are my opponent."

In the end, basically no one watched the two of them cook. Jian Yi twisted Yu Tong's ears hard and asked him why he took off his mask.Yu Tong looked at him pitifully.

"They all recognized it and asked me to pick it up, so I picked it up. I didn't do it on purpose."

【Ahhhhhhhhh so sweet】

【I hit it for real】

[Damn Eternal fans, please don't bother, see clearly where this is, just watch it when you come to see it, and swipe something. 】

[That is, you have to f*cking go back and swipe, can Eternal take care of your fans. 】

Jian Yi smiled bitterly, "Harmony makes money and kindness makes money, don't curse and don't get angry."

He persuaded Yu Tong to scold over there.

"Damn it, it's embarrassing. If you brush it again, you'll get out. If you don't go out, the administrator will kick him out. You stupid idiot. What's wrong with me making a meal?"

Jian Yi took a deep breath, grabbed the mask and put it on Yu Tong's mouth, then pointed at him.

"You, shut up, scold you and go back to your house, do you hear me?"

"Yeah." Yu Tong obediently nodded twice.

[Eternal, are you tougher? ? ? 】

[I said why the room of Eternal's live broadcast has changed. It turns out that he is that simple friend. Let's put it together every day]

[What about your simple manner of cursing people back then?I didn't ask you to scold him, why are you so cowardly]

[Cannibalism, short sleep, everyone is soft? 】

[Hey, how can a man be soft. 】

Jian Yi frowned and looked at the screen again, "No pornography is allowed, we have finished the dishes. If you don't want to watch it, you can skip it, he will broadcast it tonight. No more, we have dinner, and there is no broadcast today."

"Be good and don't get angry."

Yu Tong, who "eating people with a short mouth," rubbed Jian Yi's face, and coaxed him softly.

Jian Yi glanced at him dissatisfied and suddenly grabbed his face, "Why do you say you are so handsome? Your fans all ran over to see it, and you are so angry."

Yu Tong was stunned for a moment, "Is this also my fault?"

"Blame you."

"Blame me. Try the fried rice cakes I made. I haven't made them for a long time. I don't know how they taste."

The author has something to say: Yu Tong, you did it on purpose, you just want them to see you and Jian Yi together