The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 18

Jian Yi pouted childishly, but couldn't hide her eagerness to pick up the chopsticks and want to taste Yu Tong's craftsmanship.At the beginning, he thought that Yu Tong couldn't cook and kept ordering takeaway, so he came here to eat.

He didn't have too much expectation for this dish, although it looked delicious.

Slightly nervous, she picked up a piece of fish cake, and Jian Yi didn't show any expression until she swallowed it.

Yu Tong was a little strange, 'Isn't it delicious?Can't?Has your craft regressed? '

Jian Yi swallowed, took another piece of rice cake, and then looked at Yu Tong seriously.

Being watched, Yu Tong moved his chopsticks and took a sip, nodding while eating.

"It's okay, it's not a step back, isn't it delicious? Then don't eat this, eat these two." Yu Tong moved the rice cake in front of him and leaned the other two dishes towards Jian Yi.

"unacceptable,"

"Ok?"

Jian Yi suddenly straightened up and grabbed Yu Tong's neck, "It's too much! Why don't you tell me that your cooking is so delicious!"

The table was shaken for a while, and Yu Tong hurriedly supported him, and patted the hand on his neck.

"I live too lazy to cook, and you never asked me."

"..."

Jian Yi was suddenly discouraged and sat back on her seat and moved the rice cake to her side, her stuffed mouth was bulging, staring at Yu Tong while eating.

"This plate is mine, you are not allowed to eat it, you eat what I made."

Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, slow goat, soft sheep, red wolf, gray wolf——

"Cough cough cough!!!"

The sudden ringing of the bell startled Jian Yi, and the half-swallowed fish cake got stuck in her throat, and she couldn't get up and down, so her face turned red.

Yu Tong was also frightened, and hurriedly patted Jian Yi on the back, and after the person swallowed it, he took a glass of warm water to moisten his throat.

He picked up the phone and opened his mouth to scold the other party. Guo He on the other end of the phone opened his mouth and didn't make a sound. The words he had prepared to scold Yu Tong were blocked back.

"Fucking retarded thing, what the hell are you doing? Don't talk for a long time? Call and scold me?"

Guo He was stunned by the scolding for a while and finally realized that if the two were in the video, Yu Tong could clearly see Guo He's dilated pupils.

"Are you fucking crazy, are you calling me that??? Damn son of a bitch, no, idiot... Fuck. As soon as you pick up the damn thing, you can't stop scolding me for getting in it Me? Why are you scolding me like that?"

Jian also drank water and recovered, her face was no longer red.Blinking at Yu Tong with wide eyes, he pointed to the phone and asked him to put it on speakerphone.

Yu Tong angrily put his hands on the table.

"Why are you here? Let's have dinner. You made a phone call, which made Jian Yi choke with fright."

"..."

"Hello? Hello? Where's the person?"

Yu Tong lit up his hands to see that the call was still on. It was a little strange, but a sudden roar on the other side scared the two of them.

"Fuck, are you crazy? Why are you shouting?"

"I'm fucking unnecessary to call you two." Guo He calmed down and spoke again, "I said, it's fine if you have a meal together during Jian Yi's live broadcast, even if you don't show your face when you enter the country today. It’s okay to talk, but you fucking took off the mask! You haven’t broadcasted well these days and then ran to the house of the anchor who has been on bad terms to help??”

"Stop, first of all, I have a good relationship with Jian Yi, and second, they recognized me first, so I accidentally laughed."

"Are you still reasonable?!"

Yu Tong didn't know if he knew he was being irrational, so he touched his earlobe guiltily

"Ah, I didn't do it on purpose. Look at me, I'm so tightly covered, I'm wearing a hat and a mask. There's no way I can be recognized. It's okay, I know, I'll broadcast live tonight and tell them it's okay."

Hearing that Yu Tong Fu Ruan Guo He finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, you remember it, play it well, don't just play it after a few more perfunctory games."

"Okay, okay, I know, I'm going to eat without telling you."

Yu Tong raised his head, and there was a red mark on his face pressed against the table.

Just when he was about to continue eating, he saw that the plate of rice cakes in front of Jian Yi was half gone, and the other party was still biting his chopsticks and frowning at him.

"Eat quickly, it's not easy to leave half a plate under my mouth for you, can you do it again tomorrow?"

Yu Tong was amused, and gently rubbed Jian Yi's head.

"You can eat. I eat too much of what I made myself, and I will eat what you made." Yu Tong grabbed a piece of chicken and stuffed it into his mouth, thinking with his mouth puffed out.

"I'll make it tomorrow, I don't have rice cakes at home."

"It's okay! Fried fish cakes are also fine!"

Yu Tong couldn't help laughing, "Stir-fried rice cakes without rice cakes, um, very high-end."

Jian Yi pursed her lips, "It's delicious, I want to eat it, so I can buy it tomorrow, okay?"

Unconscious acting like a baby is the worst thing, Yu Tong quietly covered his chest.

"Jian Yi, do you want to go out and play?"

"Go out to play? Okay, where are you going?"

"We drive to the farmhouse by ourselves? We can fish and pick vegetables by ourselves."

"Self-driving tour? It doesn't count. Are you going to another place?"

Seeing Jian Yi looking at him with bright eyes, Yu Tong felt that this was the right step, he just wanted to take Jian Yi out for a while and talk to strangers.

"Let's go to City W. I stayed there with Guo He before. There is a nice mountain. Go there and drive there for five or six hours."

"It's been so long, let me drive it for you."

Knowing that he agreed, Yu Tong smiled.

"You know how to drive?"

"Yes, I learned it when I was just an adult, so when shall we go?"

Yu Tong looked at the calendar and made sure there was nothing wrong.

"The day after tomorrow, let's go shopping tomorrow."

"The day after tomorrow? So soon? Just the two of us?"

"Just the two of us, let's go through the world of two."

Yu Tong stuffed a piece of chicken into Jian Yi's mouth, and Jian Yi moved his mouth to chew, thinking that Yu Tong has become more and more comfortable making jokes about him recently, he is really more and more narcissistic and wonders if Yu Tong likes him up.

Yu Tong put one foot on the chair and leaned back.He looked at the screen arrogantly, holding a plate of turkey noodles that Jian Yi mixed in his hand.

Because everyone knew that he was the friend at Jianjian's house, he moved the computer back to the room to broadcast.Jian Yi also sat eating turkey noodles while watching the male god's live broadcast up close.

[Did I go to the wrong live broadcast room? ?It’s too much to eat at night]

[Fucking, you two? ? ?I won’t talk about it simply, let’s just let him eat. Eternal, please face up to your position. You’re a game streamer, okay? 】

【what is this?Officially announced cohabitation? 】

[Fuck, are you planning to play games or switch careers to eating and broadcasting? 】

The man who caused public outrage shook his feet, but Jian Yi slapped him off to keep him from shaking.

"Why, don't you accept it? Don't let people eat? I live with a food anchor and don't let me have a cheap supper. Isn't it?"

Yu Tong hooked Jian Yi over and picked his chin, causing Jian Yi to turn red and helplessly glance at him and nod, "All right, all right, you're right".

[Just do the right thing, don't let him shake his feet. 】

【Show affection and love quickly】

[Let go of him and let me come!It's too much, you two]

[Really? ? ? 】

[Speaking of which, why haven't the gods come here today? God E is going to fall in love, has he taken off his fans? 】

Yu Tong ignored the barrage, and watched Jian Yi frantically looking for his mobile phone to enter his live broadcast room with a small account, amused.

"Okay, don't think about it, it's time to play games, it's all your reminders."

Looking at the spread of clothes on the bed, Jian Yi scratched her head, Yu Tong also had too many clothes, why take them all out, just grab two and forget it.

When the two were packing their luggage, Yu Tong gave the keys to Jian Yi and asked him to bring two sets for him. Jian Yi walked out with his clothes in his arms, and stopped at the door.

He looked around the room. He used to see it in the background of Eternal's live broadcast room. Now he is standing inside and can help its owner get clothes. Jian Yi happily buried her face and jumped up to the two of them.

"Hey!"

Seeing that Jian Yi didn't come back for a long time, Yu Tong thought he couldn't find the wardrobe, and saw Jian Yi jumping in the past, he hugged Jian Yi from behind, looked at the clothes in his hands and smiled.

"It's okay, I, I'll come and have a look, I thought you couldn't find the wardrobe."

"Who can't find a wardrobe! Really, why do you have so many clothes? It's almost like a woman's wardrobe."

Yu Tong was closing the door with his back turned, when he heard this sentence, he shook the door frame and closed it.

Jian Yi suddenly froze in place with a look of fear.Yu Tong thought that the door was closing too loudly, and Jian Yi was frightened, so he went up and poked Jian Yi, and Jian Yi turned around in horror as if he had seen a ghost.

Yu Tong felt something was wrong, hugged Jian Yi and patted lightly, whispering in his mouth.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just that the wind was too strong and the door was blown shut, it's okay."

Perhaps it was Yu Tong's consolation that worked, Jian Yi slowly raised her arms and hugged Yu Tong back, her whole body resting on Tong's body.

Yu Tong smiled and then suddenly helped Jian Yi up with a serious face. Jian Yi had a question mark on his face, what the hell isn't it warmth?

"Tell me! Which woman's wardrobe have you seen? How do you know what a woman's wardrobe looks like!"

"..."

"What are you looking at! Talk!"

Seeing that Jian Yi has been silent, Yu Tong believes that there is something wrong with him, but it is normal for a child to have a partner at 23, but he is still unhappy.

"Are you sick? Isn't my mother a woman?"

"That's your mother!...your mother?"

Yu Tong touched his forehead in embarrassment and looked out of the window through the curtains, "The weather is so nice today, the sky is so blue, look at the sun."

"..."

Jian Yi swiped open the curtains to reveal the scenery outside the window, it was pitch black, not to mention the stars, even the moon could not be seen, all were blocked by tall buildings.

The suitcase was still slumped on the ground and not closed. Yu Tong went over and looked through it. He had packed all his clothes and pants, as well as his towel and toothbrush. There should be nothing else.

He brought Jian Yi's backpack over and almost didn't hug him for a while, and Jian Yi didn't know what was loaded in it was a bit heavy.Yu Tong raised his eyebrows at Jian Yi, unzipped the zipper and looked at Yu Tong, and suddenly felt that he was taking the children to go out for a spring outing.

All kinds of snacks and drinks in the backpack, and a few cans.

He took out those cans and shook them at Jian Yi.

"What are you? It's not Bao'er. We're going to the farmhouse. We'll take some food and eat it in the car. I won't talk about you bringing so much. What are you doing with this can? We're not going to an uninhabited island."

Jian Yi took the can and shook it at Yu Tong.

"Look clearly! It's canned fruit! It's delicious! What's wrong with taking it on the road? You still don't let me take it. You brought me to buy so much today just to let me take it with me to eat."

Jian Yi held up the can with her lips pursed, and Yu Tong gave a cute face.Resigned to his fate, he took the can and put it in his bag, muttering in his mouth, "Beauty misleads people, beauty misleads others".