The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 22

The four found fishing rods and buckets and walked to the river.

Because of what happened the night before, Jian Yi has been awkward and embarrassed to talk to the other two, but Yu Tong has no effect, so Lele should talk about it.

Annoyed, Jian Yi quietly pinched Yu Tong, Yu Tong hugged him as if he didn't know, and forcefully brought the topic to him.

"Jian Yi, do you know how to fish? Have you ever fished?"

Jian Yi was stunned for a moment, "No, but I saw my grandpa fishing in the countryside, and my grandpa likes fishing."

"Fishing by yourself is still different from watching. I'll teach you later." Yu Tong winked at Jian Yi.

"You also know how to fish?" Mo Ling, who had been smiling and listening to their talk, suddenly said, "Then you compare with You Yun? He is very good, you two, who will drop more?"

The man's desire to win was aroused, and Jian Yi felt that she had seen Yu Tong's sleeves invisibly.

"Compare!"

"I'm sure I'm great!"

After Mo Ling's instigation, the two big men suddenly turned into two elementary school students arguing.

Mo Ling, who has deep merit and fame, retreated to Jian Yi and whispered, "Let them fish for the competition, and they can catch a few more fish. We can't catch anything all afternoon. Why come at night? It’s not good if there’s not enough fish.”

Jian Yi gave Mo Ling a thumbs up with a face of sudden realization, "Strong, but we should still be able to catch garbage."

"...Then I'd rather I catch nothing."

"...Don't, how can I always catch something."

Putting down the small bench, the two "primary school students" glared at each other and picked up the fishing rod to hang the bait, but they suddenly froze.Jian Yi and Mo Ling strangely approached them and poked them.

"What's the matter? Suddenly don't want to compare? Scared?"

"No." Yu Tong turned his head to look at Jian Yi with a bitter face, "Bao'er, we seem to have left the bait on the table and forgot to take it."

"..." He closed his eyes tightly and opened them again, repeated several times and began to shake his head vigorously.

"You, what are you doing?" You Yun, who didn't understand what Jian Yi meant, couldn't help asking.

"I'm wondering if you two will put your minds on the table too."

"..." I don't know, why don't you help us get our brains too?

"It's okay, I'll help you get it." Mo Ling came out in time to be a peacemaker, and patted Jian Yi's shoulder with a gentle smile. Jian Yi dragged Mo Ling to get the bait as if discouraged.

"See it?" You Yun put the fishing rod aside and sat on the bench.

"It's almost there. The main reason is that you two were too loud last night. We went out for a walk and listened."

I don't know if it's because their personalities are too similar, but Yu Tong immediately understood what You Yun was talking about.

"...Forget it, forget it right away. How can I let you hear my baby's voice? Is the sound insulation so bad? I'm going to ask Sister Zhang to change the room."

"...It's not that the sound insulation is poor. It's that you are too loud. Although you don't wear it too much, you can only hear it vaguely. It was very quiet last night. If you keep your voice down, it will be fine. After eating enough, I went out for a walk."

Yu Tong knelt down and picked up a small stone and threw it into the river, You Yun followed suit, and the two began to compare who to throw.Seeing that Yu Tong's throw was farther than his own and there was no water ripple, You Yun's desire to win came up again, and he threw the stone vigorously.

When Jian Yi and Mo Ling came back with the bait, they saw Yu Tong and You Yun squatting on the ground and buckling stones. They threw too many stones, and all the movable stones were thrown into the river. Start to buckle the stones on the ground.

"What are they doing?"

"It looks like it should be a stone buckle."

"..."

Crazy? That's it, the voice rang out in the hearts of the two of them, and the two lunatics touched each other.

Yu Tong squatted on the ground and concentrated on buckling the stone, thinking about how to throw it farther without splashing.Suddenly the light in front of him was blocked, Yu Tong raised his head and saw Jian Yi frowning looking at him.

He stood up happily and wanted to pinch Jian Yi's face, but he stretched out his hand halfway and then retracted it. He just touched the stone.

Jane also shook her head helplessly, took out a wet towel to wipe Yu Tong's hands clean, and pointed to the bait on the ground.

"I brought it here for you, isn't it for a competition, let's go fishing."

When it came to the competition, the two got excited again, Yu Tong hooked the bait and You Yun glared at each other, and then stopped talking after throwing the fishing line into the water.

Jian also sat on the bench bored, mentioning the meaning of the fishing rod from time to time.

"Should we wait here forever, I can't catch it either."

Mo Ling on the other end echoed, "Me too, I've never caught a fish before."

Jian also checked the battery of her mobile phone and went to Mo Ling as soon as she put the fishing rod down.

"Why don't I broadcast it live, anyway, I'm bored to chat with them."

"Live broadcast? Yes, are you the host?"

"Ah yes, I'm a gourmet anchor, and occasionally when I'm bored and have nothing to do, I will open a live broadcast to chat."

After turning on the live broadcast, Jian Yi stared at the sky for a while and then turned the camera to Yu Tong who was fishing.

"Good afternoon, today we are here to fish, look at... God E, we are fishing hahahaha." Jian Yi is usually called Yu Tong by his real name and rarely called Eternal, so he almost said his real name .

[Wow, are you fishing by yourself, so powerful. 】

[Damn this dead man, he really convinced himself to go fishing with that double-playing hand. 】

[Damn, you guys are so cool, did you catch it yourself and eat it? 】

"Yeah, I caught fish and gave it to the sister of the farmhouse to make fish for dinner." Jian Yi turned to look at Mo Ling who was smiling and watching the barrage, "Do you and You Yun mind showing your face?"

"Huh? I don't mind."

[Is there anyone around Shan Shan?Who?]

"It's a friend we met at the farmhouse. One of them was fishing with Yu Tong." Jian Yi turned the camera to You Yun and shook it.

"There's another one by my side, here." Jian Yi turned the camera over to frame herself and Mo Ling, and Mo Ling waved her hand in a very easy-going way.

[Wow, that little brother's profile is so pretty! 】

【Damn, what a gentle little brother, laughing all the time, I'm dead. 】

【Why are you two not fishing on one side hahahahaha】

"Do you even need to ask? I'm a cook, not a farmer. I don't know how to fish." After staying with Yu Tong for a long time, Jian Yi's character gradually let go, and she rolled her eyes firmly at the camera.

"Yeah, the two of them are good at fishing, so let them catch it, and we won't disturb the water, and scare the fish away in a while."

[Damn so gentle, does little brother have a partner, do you mind homosexuality?I can! 】

[If it were my soft and weak single, the current single would roll their eyes at us. 】

【Eternal When will you pay back what you owe me!You see, we are all led to ruin by you alone! 】

"I don't mind being gay, but I have a partner. The one next to me who only shows his face is my boyfriend."

Jian Yi didn't expect Mo Ling to say it so openly, she glanced at him in surprise, seeing that he was still smiling, Jian Yi couldn't help but smile too.

"Yes, the good-looking little brother has a partner, just think about it."

[Damn, help me, did I poke a gay nest? How come the good-looking little brothers I saw are all fucking gay]

[Fuck, just looking at it is too much to eat. 】

【Damn it, Eternal kidnapped Shan Dan so easily, I'm angry just thinking about it. 】

At this time, Yu Tong didn't know anything about the bullet screen condemning him, and felt that the fishing rod was pulled twice, so he hurriedly caught a fish and put it in the bucket.

"Yes, I caught one!"

Jian Yi even turned the camera to the two people who were fishing.

Yu Tong raised his chin provocatively and shook his head at You Yun. Angrily, You Yun stepped on Yu Tong's foot and gritted his teeth looking at Yu Tong's sullen expression.

"What are you shouting! It scared all the fish away!"

"You are so funny. If you can't catch it by yourself, you can say that I have a loud voice. I didn't move and didn't see you catch it just now. You just can't do it."

He stuck out his tongue at You Yun, and You Yun couldn't help clenching his fists with a look that didn't deserve a beating.

"You can't!"

"You can not!"

"You can not!"

[Help hahahahaha, I thought this little brother would be the mature and stable type. 】

【Men can't say no】

[Damn Eternal's face looks like he deserves a beating, if I can't help but squeeze him. 】

[This little brother vividly interprets what it means to be angry, it makes me laugh so hard. 】

[How old are these two people this year?Did you graduate from kindergarten? 】

Jian Yi and Mo Ling walked around with their mobile phones. The air in the suburbs is good, and the sky is particularly blue.After the broadcast, Jian Yi and Mo Ling took a lot of photos of each other, and I was very satisfied with each one, but I always felt that something was missing.

After thinking for a long time, I remembered that there were still two hard-working fishermen who were forgotten by the two of them. When they returned to the river, Yu Tong and You Yun had already caught a bucket, and by the way, they brought up some loaches that they did not know where they came from .

It is also very advanced to catch loach in the river.

After carrying the fish back to Sister Zhang, the four of them put on their gloves and prepared to catch the chicken.

Inside the chicken coop.

A few people stood on the sidelines and looked at the slow-moving chicken, but they were a little helpless.

It's not the first time Yu Tong has come here, but he has never caught a chicken before, so he doesn't know what to do when he puts on his gloves and opens his hands.

The old man who was still sitting at the door couldn't stand it any longer. He walked into the chicken coop with a cigarette in his mouth, and quickly grabbed a passing chicken without gloves. He held it in his hand and shook it at the four people who were stunned.

"Do you see clearly? Just grab his wings like this, don't grab his neck and legs, grab the wings here and hold them firmly, otherwise it may break free or you will pull a hair off, understand?"

"Understood." The four nodded in unison.

"Understood, grab it and watch me do it."

"...I'm doing a demonstration?"

The four nodded wildly.