The whole world wants me to stay away from my boyfriend

Online Dating·Chapter 23

It was said to be a demonstration once, but in fact the uncle demonstrated it three or four times, one catches one accurately, catches and releases.The four looked enviously. After all, those chickens looked a little scary, and they were afraid they would peck them if they didn't pay attention.

The uncle took a puff of his cigarette and sat down to the side to watch the four young people spend the afternoon here.

The four of them froze on the spot for a few minutes but still didn't dare to make a move. Yu Tong looked left and right, thinking that if he went on like this, he wouldn't be able to eat even if he didn't catch one at night.

He pulled his gloves and approached the chickens with his hands open. He spotted a chicken pecking at the ground, and he lowered his body and got closer.Grabbing the chicken's wings, the frightened chicken kept thumping and frightened Yu Tong couldn't hold it steady and the chicken broke free, leaving a feather in his hand.

"It hurts." Jian Yi gritted her teeth and shrank her neck.

"It hurts, but it's not Yu Tong, the chicken should hurt more." You Yun couldn't bear to look directly and blocked his eyes.

"Come on, he is a very standard, wrong demonstration." The uncle took the smoke out of his mouth and coughed, "Look, what I said is to grasp the upper part of the wing, but he grasped the lower part of the wing, using a lot of force Grabbing the wings of the chicken, he pulled the feathers off."

Yu Tong spread his hands and forced a smile on them, "I can't catch them, I will run away as soon as I get close to them, so I quickly caught them."

"Hurry up, don't hesitate, you can grab it with both hands. You can grab the wings with one hand and hold the chicken with the other. Hurry up, you won't be able to eat it when it's too late, and you have to kill the chicken."

Hearing Killing Jian Yi and Mo Ling both trembled, Mo Ling pursed his lips and just wanted to tell Jian Yi not to kill the chicken, they should stop watching it, he was afraid that he would not be able to eat it.

Unexpectedly, Jian Yi trembled and suddenly became excited, clapping her hands and leaning down to watch the chickens slowly walk past.Seeing that Mo Ling was still standing there, he shook his head inside.

"Why do you catch them in a daze? Didn't the uncle say that if you don't catch them quickly, you may not be able to eat them. Hurry up, catch a few more."

Mo Ling was directly shocked by Jian Yi's words. Jian Yi's cute and lovely face was separated from his mouth, and the words he said did not match his face.

You Yun smiled and leaned back, patted Mo Ling's shoulder lightly and pulled him inside.

"Okay, let's go, don't look at it, these two weirdos are completely different from what ordinary people think, don't think about it."

The four of them were sweating profusely and ran after the chicken. They either couldn't catch it, or let the chicken run away as soon as they touched it, or broke free when they caught it.

After catching for a long time, the four of them only caught one chicken and several chicken feathers.

The uncle looked at the chicken feathers all over the place and his mouth twitched. He felt sorry for these chickens. If he read correctly, one chicken should have been plucked three times.

"No way."

Yu Tong stretched his waist and stretched his arms, frowning and looked at the flock of chickens that had been disturbed by them.

"How about this, the four of us catch a chicken, surround it and catch it again, otherwise we can only eat this one chicken for dinner."

Seeing four people surrounding a chicken, the uncle's eyelids twitched. This chicken was the one that had been plucked three times. He began to worry whether the chicken would be plucked again. How much hair can there be.

The four people slowly surrounded it, and the chicken didn't run away and continued to walk slowly.Yu Tong and You Yun pounced on it at the same time, holding it firmly, no matter how hard the chicken thumped, they threw it into the box and prepared to be killed by the kitchen staff.

The uncle took a puff of cigarette leisurely and thought, "This chicken really suffers. I knew it was going to be eaten, so why would it be so fussy? Three hairs were pulled out."

The four of them caught another chicken according to this method, and they were done. It shouldn't be enough for so many of them to eat the chicken as a meal.

After returning home, I washed my face casually, and then went to the kitchen to watch Sister Zhang kill chickens.The bloodletting was already in progress, and Mo Ling waited for the chicken blood to be drained before coming over.Sister Zhang threw the dead chickens into the machine to pluck the feathers, took out a few chickens for the other elder sisters to clean the inside, and went to kill the fish.

Jane also watched the whole process from the sidelines, watching intently.Yu Tong took a sneak peek at Jian Yi and suddenly felt a little cold behind him. How could Jian Yi be so interested in killing fish? He wouldn't test himself with a knife someday.

Sensing Yu Tong's gaze, Jian turned her head and smiled at him, "I didn't look at it carefully in the vegetable market. I was always curious about how the fish were killed, and they kept moving after killing them. Last time I bought fish from the vegetable market and walked halfway home to get it. The fish kept moving as if it was not dead, and almost fell out."

Sister Zhang on the side listened cheerfully, "It's all like this. It's normal to move even if it's not completely dead just after killing it. In the future, when you go to the vegetable market, someone will tie it up for you. It won't be good if the fish escapes halfway."

After the bloody process, Mo Ling came over to help wash the vegetables.

"Sister Zhang, what are you going to do with so many fish chickens?"

"Let's see, there are so many of us. If you guys can still hear and eat, you can make them all. Make fish soup and chicken soup, then make spicy chicken, chicken pot, saliva chicken, and finally get a roast chicken ? Don’t you young people love to eat it?”

"Roast chicken! Yes, yes."

"Is roast chicken okay? How do you do it here?"

"Hahahaha, you kid, Auntie, even though it's in the suburbs, guests often come here. Don't worry, there are ovens and everything."

After ordering the chicken dishes, look at the fish. "Fish soup, and then get a steamed fish. It's not too spicy. Then how about pickled fish? Then get sweet and sour fish or braised fish, which one do you like?"

"The pickled cabbage fish is good, it's all good, and it's all delicious."

Jian Yile clapped his palms and was poked by Yu Tong, "What's not good about you, sweet and sour fish."

"Sweet and sour fish, we haven't eaten sweet and sour fish for a long time."

"Oh my god, so much is all meat, I feel like I'll gain a few pounds this time when I go back."

You Yun shrank his neck back and pinched his double chin.

"What are you fat? Not fat. Look at your arms and legs, which are full of bones. You just want to be thin. You are too thin. Go take a bath. It's dirty. It's dirty after eating. You guys."

The four of them went back to take a shower, changed their clothes, and rested for a while. Yu Tong was going to start a live broadcast to appease those fake fans who blamed him for having the same sex and inhumanity.

Jian also thought that Sister Zhang and the others would cook with local specialties, and many of them should be different from what he cooks. He will see if he can go back to cook and eat after learning.

Sister Zhang and the others were very happy to see two people come to help learn how to cook. Now there are not many young people who are willing to cook by themselves, and her own son is not willing to cook. Some people are willing to learn from Sister Zhang and they are happy to teach.

With a spicy stick in his mouth, Yu Tong chewed bit by bit, stretched his waist and started the game.

[I rely on you to finally come, finally remember that you are a game anchor, and finally remember that you also have an account. 】

[Still eating and eating, are you planning to follow Jian Jian to do eating and broadcasting directly in the future? 】

[Eating your mother, I'm so mad, can you still broadcast it well, we have to go to the next door to find you every day when we stay with other people]

"Eating your mother, keep your mouth clean. What about eating and broadcasting, she is a gourmet anchor who cooks by herself. Besides, what's wrong with me wanting to eat? You still care about my food? You still can't eat." Yu Tong chewed a few times to eat the spicy sticks, and took another stick in his mouth when he had time.

[Sorry I was wrong.You said before that people are eating and broadcasting, but now you have changed your words, I understand, eating people is short-sighted]

【Can you eat well, dangle it in your mouth and wait until it falls off】

[What about a single person?Why don't you come?】

"Ah, he went to the kitchen to help steal the teacher. He said that the way of cooking here may be different from that at home. The ones he ate last night were very favorite, and he planned to learn."

The character in the game who was manipulating suddenly got stuck and was taken away by the opponent, who cursed at the net and waited to be revived.

[Isn't that it?Look, look, if you don't play games well for a few days, you will regress like this, and you are not doing your job properly at all]

【You are sick?Didn't see it was stuck?Stupid thing roll]

【Heizi get out, can you? It's not easy for you to get caught and scolded once your father finally got a network card】

Originally, Yu Tong didn't intend to scold him, but the administrator who saw the man jumping up and down didn't know where he went and didn't kick him, Yu Tong ate the spicy sticks in his mouth and scolded while playing games.

"I'm your father who doesn't like me, so you came to see me? You can come and go freely when you are on the fucking network card? Why don't you go to the sky if you are so awesome? Oh yes, let's not say you can't go to the sky because of your style Go, how many people are disgusted by your half-spoken face, you have to be beaten down halfway."

【......ox】

[Eternal hasn't cursed for so long that I almost forgot what he looks like when he cursed]

[Don't talk about what it's like to swear, I almost forgot that he can swear.Little red guy, did you hear that your father told you to go away, don't come here looking for a sense of existence]

"Alright, leave him alone, I'll kick him after scolding him." The trash on the opposite side was going to die, Yu Tong suspected that he had broken into the bronze game, and pushed the opponent's tower not long after.

[It's so miserable that people can't even talk back]

[Laughing to death, I would be so aggrieved to death if it were me]

He fumbled for another spicy stick, but he couldn't find it for a long time. He turned around and saw that he had finished eating the pack of spicy sticks.

"I'll go get another bag, wait a minute."

【? ? ? 】

【Did you not eat?】

After working hard for several hours, I finally had a meal at six o'clock in the evening. The table was full of dishes. I was afraid they would get tired of eating all the meat. Sister Zhang and the others also mixed a few cold dishes and cold noodles, plus two stir-fried vegetables.

Facing a table of dishes, Yu Tong and You Yun, who were not involved in cooking in the room, stared straight at them.

With so many dishes, a few of them finished it in a few hours, so much that it was no less than the New Year's Eve dinner on New Year's Eve.

Jian Yi lightly brought a few bowls of soup, "Would you like fish soup or chicken soup?"

"Bao'er, bring me a bowl of chicken soup."

"Fish soup!"

"I also have fish soup."

"Chicken soup chicken soup."

Jian Yi put the soup in front of them one by one. When he was taking the fourth bowl, he suddenly stopped. Whose voice was that just now?I squeezed my throat and didn't hear it.

He raised his head and looked around to see the uncle looking at him with a half-smile, and Jian also helplessly brought the chicken soup over.

"Sir, tell me, what are you doing holding your throat? I'm still thinking about who it is."

"Didn't I just watch you young people have as much fun as counting, and I also had a lot of fun."

"Oh, it's really hahahahaha, I can eat it."

Sister Zhang brought the last fish with pickled cabbage to the table, and there was not much rice for everyone. There were so many dishes that one could be full, and there were also cold noodles.

"Wait a minute, take a photo and be greedy for my friend."

After Yu Tong took a photo and sent it to Guo He, he turned on the cell phone that was always vibrating.

"Ah, it's absolutely amazing. My parents' cooking tastes completely different. It's so delicious."

"Ah, ah, it's delicious."

"Eat this, eat this, it's so delicious."

"Eat slowly, you will feel uncomfortable at night if you eat too much."

Guo He at the other end.

E: [Picture] Dinner is delicious

Guo He: I'll go to your Yu Tong!It's too fucking excessive!

Guo He: Do you have a conscience to send it to me at night!

Guo He: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guo He: You fucking don't take me there next time, I will fight you hard!

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