What should I do if I suddenly become sperm and have no account indicators?

It was in the middle of the night, as if it was about to rain, and the fallen leaves outside the window were rolled on the ground by the strong wind, making a crisp crashing sound.rustle.A sharp ringing of the phone woke up the Liu family couple.Zhang Hongxiang fished out a few handfuls with sleepy eyes, and finally found the phone on the bedside table that had a seizure.

"Hello." She closed her eyes impatiently and picked up the phone.

"Mom!!!" The ghosts over there were crying and howling, "I'm going to become a sperm!!!"

Zhang Hongxiang fell down as if covered by a bucket of ice water, "What?"

She pinched Liu Xiao awake who was moaning on the bed and refused to get up, "Why so fast????" Zhang Hongxiang nervously grabbed the phone cord, "Didn't it be said that the fertilization period is [-] years?"

"I don't know either!" The other side was still wailing.

"Jiang'er, dear son!" Zhang Hongxiang jumped out of bed barefoot, "Hold it, hold back! Work hard! Come on, son, I know you are the best, work hard! Hold back!"

There was a burst of crying over there, "I can't hold it back!"

I don't know if it's Luo Lei or some expert passing by, or the chemical pollution is too serious to cause physiological mutations in children with precocious puberty. In short, Zhang Hongxiang's precious son, Qi Jiang, unexpectedly became mature in advance on this cloudless night.

However, this year's quota for becoming a finer person in this city is full, and the number of household registrations that the Liu family applied for has not yet settled down.

The phone receiver slipped from Zhang Hongxiang's weak hand, she turned her head and said to Liu Xiao who was fumbling around with her reading glasses expressionlessly, "Old man, it's over, our son has become a gangster."

This is the No. 20 nine years since the promulgation of the Trial Law on Consolidation of Renjing Hukou.

The so-called human-essence household registration system means that the central government no longer conducts independent file management for goblins who became elves after [-]. Instead, it will be tried out according to the ordinary household registration management system. The goblins that have already established files can directly obtain their own certificates. The documents should be replaced with ordinary household registration documents at the local police station.The purpose is to reduce the redundant expenditure of relevant office departments, eliminate corruption, increase revenue and reduce expenditure. In addition, it also has the effect of strengthening the solidarity and mutual assistance between humans and goblins, and the equality between humans and goblins.

Zhang Hongxiang and Liu Xiao are goblins registered with the Goblin Administration Bureau before the reform, and they got their own household registration books as smoothly as silk. Now, on the policy propaganda wall of the local public security department, they still held their own account books at that time. Hukou book, beaming and thankful for the camera photo.

The letter: Unity of human beings and spirits.

However, with the development and progress of the times, there are fewer natural creatures for cultivation. In the five years before Qi Jiang became a master, the central government tightened the number of special household registration quotas, and the county where Qi Jiang was located only had five quotas a year.

The Liu family was so anxious that they drove to the Huming River on the outskirts of the county overnight, where their son was planted.

Zhang Hongxiang stepped on the grove by the river with one foot deep and one foot lightly, calling out long and short: "Son! Where are you, baby son? Mom and Dad are here to see you!"

A whistle sounded in the darkness, "Two comrades over there!"

The Liu family couple turned their heads to look over, almost being blinded by the flashlight.

Lao Meng, the head of the local goblin inspection brigade, rode a bicycle creaking, one deep and one shallow.

"Hey, Old Liu, is that you?"

"Captain Meng, haha, Captain Meng is here too." Liu Xiao nodded and bowed.

Lao Meng quickly extinguished the cigarette in his hand, "What's the matter, is it your baby?"

"Isn't it? What's the matter?" Liu Xiao looked at Lao Meng tentatively, "The higher-ups know?"

"How can I not know this? Now that technology is very advanced, GPS knows it. What kind of skill you are, and what kind, it will be monitored for you immediately." Lao Meng leaned over mysteriously and said to the couple: " Have you got your family account quota?"

The Liu family shook their heads.

Lao Meng frowned, "That's not okay, why did your child become a genius at this time? Didn't you tell your child?"

"I told you, who knows about this," Zhang Hongxiang said anxiously, "I just received a phone call from a child using spiritual power, Captain Meng, you need to help me with this matter, our small family, and It's not a precious tree species, and you can't practice any great spells, so how can you drop indicators in the sky for no reason."

Lao Meng pondered for a while, "Where is the child?"

Zhang Hongxiang turned around, "No, we found it too. Captain Meng, look..."

Lao Meng said: "Let's see you. Your family's Lao Liu was engaged in transportation with me that year. It was windy and rainy. What kind of friendship is this? It's hard to say anything else. Can I help you with this job? My Lao Meng Is that kind of person? Children, you must find it yourself. As for me, I will pretend that I can’t find it. First, I will report it to the higher authorities to help you buy some time. I will go back and help you change the records. But, quickly find the child and take it away. Ten I got the household registration quota within a few days, and there was a rumor that the higher-ups would send people down to carry out surveillance, and if I was found out as a black householder, your old Liu belongs to a government agency, and the consequences would be dire."

Zhang Hongxiang's eyes turned red in an instant, "Then what should we do? It's only the middle of the year, and our family won't be able to make it to next year's targets. We can't delay our children's schooling..."

Lao Meng coughed a few times, and said: "Let's go, I'll go back and help you find out which households have indicators, and you can contact them yourself to see if you can give up a household for your children. Come on, It's time for me to go back, if you find it, remember to go later."

The Liu family nodded again and again, watching Captain Meng get on his bicycle and ride away.

Qi Jiang silently came out from behind the tree trunk next to him, "Father, mother."

The three held hands, looked at their tearful eyes, and sighed at the same time.

Zhang Hongxiang cried and cried, remembered something, and pushed Liu Xiao, "What are you still doing in a daze, there are clothes for Jiang'er in the car, you are going to freeze him to death!"

Liu Xiao hurriedly opened the back seat and brought a whole new set of sportswear, including underwear, shoes and socks, but they were a little too big.The Liu family had seen someone before, and they said that the tree in their house was probably an adult man in his early twenties. Zhang Hongxiang bought a whole set out of excitement.Who knew that it was too early to become a sperm, and the baby son in front of him was at most sixteen or seventy-eight.

Qi Jiang rolled up his sleeves to his elbows. Although he was mature early, fortunately, he had no problem walking and moving.

Liu Xiao asked, "Are you literate?"

Qi Jiang shook his head.

They are plant spirits, few of them are literate, and they are the lowest level of education.It's not like people's household items become refined or animals become refined. They have been mixed with humans for a long time, and they are more or less cultured.These plants, which grow in the wilderness, are already very good at walking and talking.

Liu Xiao sighed deeply, and said: "Our county has stipulated that those who become elites this year must have the surname Qi, so you can call them Qi Jiang first, and when will my father fill in your household registration."