What should I do if I suddenly become sperm and have no account indicators?

Qi Jiang was holding hot water and wrapped in a quilt on the sofa, watching Zhang Hongxiang walking around on the phone in the living room, "Hey, Teacher Wei, I'm Liu Mo's cousin, eh, right? I grew up next to him. This kid is quite smart, but he doesn’t pay much attention to his studies. I’ll tell his parents tomorrow—well, I heard that your family got a quota this year, right?—What? Already You've become refined, eh, congratulations, how old you are, eh, how are you, girl, Jasmine's girl is gentle and delicate, ah, then I'll be fine, come to our house for dinner next time, ok ok goodbye."

Zhang Hongxiang hung up the phone, turned around and said to the father and son on the sofa: "It's no use, they all become sperm during the fertilization period."

Nanlin County is too small, and the indicators are barely enough.Everyone counted the months to get the quota, and none of them came out to the hapless Qi Jiang.

Liu Xiao took a sip of tea and slapped her head, "Hey, didn't you and that Feng Lin were classmates when you were in the goblin training class? Manchurian Fraxinus, the second-level national, didn't he transfer to the provincial government the year before last? Do you want to ask him to try?”

The goblin training class, the full name is "Helping goblins integrate into society, scientific and cultural quality education training class", it is a training class that all goblins must attend before entering the world. Competition for professional positions.

Zhang Hongxiang showed a look of embarrassment, "It's been so many years, do you still remember me?"

Qi Jiang didn't speak, and moved his toes and fingers in the bed. He blinked, thinking that Cheng Jing's body was really fresh.He knew that his father was a banyan tree, his mother was a sequoia tree, and they were a rare heterosexual relationship. According to that kind of reproductive isolation, children could not be born, so they chose him as a eucalyptus seed and took care of him for so many years. I don't know how much was poured in, and it finally seemed to be a family reunion, but it was the wrong time and the wrong place, which made them so embarrassed.

He opened his mouth and said, "Father, mother, forget it, if I break half of my living soul, put it back into the eucalyptus tree and repair it again, maybe the index will come down on the day I complete it."

Zhang Hongxiang looked back at Qi Jiang's small face, Bai Shengsheng didn't know if he was cold or hungry, and he gritted his teeth and made a phone call.

——The next day Qi Jiang got on the train going north.

Feng Lin brought them good news.The country has recently been engaged in elitist education for goblins, and has set up a scientific research and learning base.In addition to selecting some students from each province and city with outstanding achievements in science and culture (to be honest, there are not many people, goblins start late, love freedom, and have a more romantic nature. , the rest feel that it is enough to be able to write and calculate), and each national-level protected animal and plant and precious cultural relics are allotted quotas.Fenglin has one.

In Zhang Hongxiang's impression, Feng Lin is serious, always cold, and seems to have no intention of rolling around in the world of mortals, but he didn't expect him to have a family now.Feng Lin, who is not stained with mortal dust, naturally does not care about any training quota, so she directly gave it to the Liu family.

When Qi Jiang went to study there, he bypassed his household registration and could at least study first. These days, knowledge is the most important thing. If Qi Jiang is really a material for learning, he loves learning, is talented and rich, and there is a very small possibility that he will stay in school directly. The household registration can be attached to the school unit; secondly, there are a lot of noble children in that base, Qi Jiang is all classmates, and those aristocratic families may have a lot of places, so it is not a big deal to send one to Qi Jiang.

Zhang Hongxiang stuffed a handful of sugar into his pocket with snot and tears, and there was freshly boiled warm corn in his backpack, "You must watch your bag carefully on the train, don't tell others that you are Monsters, some people are very bad, they specialize in abducting young children like you to sell, remember to eat well, don’t go hungry, call us when you get there, listen to your Uncle Feng Lin’s words, get along with your classmates well, if Don’t bear with being bullied, Mom will find a way for you when you come back.” Zhang Hongxiang was tearful, and sent Qi Jiang to the train.

Qi Jiang nodded vigorously with his bag on his back. "Father and mother, I must study hard and get a registered permanent residence."

Currently, Qi Jiang does not have a household registration, and of course he does not have an ID card to take the train. Fortunately, Feng Lin opened a preparatory student certificate. At the entrance of the station, the Liu family and his wife watched Qi Jiang's footsteps dragging a large suitcase, and Zhang Hongxiang wiped away tears.

Qi Jiang's eyes were hot, and he didn't know what happened.He sniffed hard, carried his luggage and pretended to be chic, and didn't dare to go back to check the ticket.This time is not the peak of the flow of people, and their county is sparsely populated, and there are even fewer people on the train.He couldn't understand what was densely printed on the ticket.Qi Jiang was talking about the "five carriages and eleven rows in the middle" that Zhang Hongxiang taught him before, holding his ticket and spinning around in front of the carriage.A woman in uniform called him, "Hey, show me your bus ticket."

Qi Jiang glanced at her warily.

"I see you've been here for a long time." The woman urged him, "Hurry up, I'm a flight attendant."

Qi Jiang handed her the ticket, she glanced at it, pointed behind her, "Go in."

Qi Jiang was overwhelmed with gratitude, "Thank you, sister." He groaned and carried the suitcase onto the carriage, and the steward pointed out the seat for him and asked him to put the suitcase on it, and Qi Jiang followed suit one by one.

"Is this your first time taking a train?" Seeing that he was young, the flight attendant looked nervous again, "Don't be so nervous, just get used to it!" She patted him on the back vigorously, "Where are you going?"

Qi Jiang said the name of the place.

The flight attendant nodded and said, "Okay, I'll call you when the time comes, and tell my sister if I have something to do. My sister also has a younger brother who is about the same age as you!"

Qi Jiang sat obediently and nodded, thinking, this is impossible, I was born only a few days ago!However, as a eucalyptus, it has lived for a long time.He nodded while talking to himself, and started to take out the exercise booklet and pen stuffed in his pocket by Zhang Hongxiang, lying on the table, holding the pen unfamiliarly, and began to write the Arabic numeral 12345 stroke by stroke.

Zhang Hongxiang taught him simple 12345 and ABCDE at home, but he still couldn't remember them well.