[Comprehensive] Healing facial paralysis

Nearly half a month has passed since the last gathering of several people, and now Ayakawa feels a headache whenever he thinks about the scene at that time.If Takasugi was here, maybe he could stop those people...

Well, if Takasugi is here, maybe the level of noise will escalate.

There is Sakata Gintoki who always likes to chat with Takasugi Shinsuke, plus Katsura Kotaro who never understands the state and is naturally dull and sometimes black, and there is another who likes to play dumb, most of the time his mind is blank, and occasionally Sakamoto Tatsuma who made up the knife... Hehe, the picture is so beautiful that he really dare not look at it.

Just when Ayakawa was thinking about this, he suddenly heard a familiar voice. He stopped and turned his head to look at the street on the right. He froze in place as if he had been struck by lightning. He didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

As for the fact that Ayakawa's gaze was too substantial, the two people who were stared at not far away naturally noticed it, and then turned their heads to look in Ayakawa's direction, and at the same time froze.

Ayakawa twitched the corners of his eyes, walked to the two of them and looked at them with subtle eyes: "Gintoki, the wig...you two...what are you doing?"

"It's disgusting, this samurai, you've got the wrong person, his name is Xiaojuanzi." As he spoke, he covered his face and looked at Ayakawa shyly.

The corners of Ayakawa's mouth twitched as he looked at a certain natural curl opposite him who was wearing a light pink patterned women's kimono with a white background and double ponytails, with pink eyeshadow and lip gloss painted on his face. He was successfully disgusted by what the other party blurted out just now.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig." Katsura Kotaro on the side finally spoke, and corrected Ayakawa's name very seriously.

Ayakawa turned her head to look at Sakata Gintoshi, who was wearing a blue-purple lady's kimono with a maple leaf pattern, heavy makeup, and Katsura with her hair combed into a bunch on her chest, and her stomach hurt deeply.

"...Yintoki, wig, you two have unique tastes, haha." Ayakawa covered his eyes, hesitated for a long time before saying the above words.

Now he suddenly finds that Takasugi's clothes are quite normal. Hey, compared to the two in front of him, Takasugi's revealing clothes are really nothing! !Next time he will definitely not complain about Takasugi's clothes! !

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui said with a serious face, and stretched out his hand to push Sakata Yinshi next to him, "Xiao Juanzi and I are two-headed cards in the store."

Looking at Katsura Kotaro who said this in a rippling tone with no expression on the other side, and Sakata Gintoki who was watching him with watery eyes... Ayakawa immediately covered his eyes again, deeply feeling that today is not a good day. should go out.

#What should I do if I meet two friends who seem to be insane as soon as I go out? #

#How to save their aesthetics! ? #

#Forget it, let him be quiet. #

At this time, a strong wind blew, and a piece of paper like a promotional advertisement was directly pasted on Sakata Gintoki's face.Gui Xiaotaro on the side reached out to take down the paper, and looked down at the content on it: "Santa Buffy Cup War? The opening of the new store is hereby doing a loss-making publicity. Welcome to sign up for the competition set by the store. No.1 will win half a year's prize." Free coupons..."

"Yo Xi! Then what are you waiting for, let's go quickly!" Sakata Gintoki said cheerfully after hearing this.

"No, I'm going back." Ayakawa said immediately, he felt that he had to go back and wash his eyes! !

"I hate it, you bastard, don't you even help people with this thing!!?" Seeing that Ayakawa was about to leave, Sakata Gintoki immediately hugged his waist, and said pretendingly, "Hey, hey , I did something to someone else that day, do you want to walk away irresponsibly now!?"

"No! Don't say it, I seem to have done something unspeakable to you, okay!? Besides, my aesthetics haven't gone wrong, hey!" Ayakawa said while shaking the goosebumps that had been thundered, The corner of his mouth twitched, "Let the wig accompany you, hey! Let go of my waist! Bastard natural curls!"

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui Xiaotaro said, and also stretched out his arms to hug Ayakawa and dragged him aside, "Let's go to the competition together, Ah Jin!"

"So why do you go if you don't like sweets?" Ayakawa asked Katsura Kotaro as he struggled.

"The top seven participants will all get ten delicious bars!!" Katsura Kotaro said, his eyes sparkling.

Ayakawa struggled hard: "...That has nothing to do with me, hey! Enough is enough for the two of you, let go!!"

"If you don't go with us, the two of us will be molested!!"

After hearing this, the blue veins on Aya Chuan's head jumped out one by one: "It's because I can't think about it that I shot you two!!"

"Hey, you heartless man, you talked well with our sisters at the beginning, but now you are so successful and you leave us alone, how can there be someone like you. Come and judge, everyone, when you liked us, you called us Look at Xiao Tiantian, now if we don't want anyone, just throw us aside, err." Sakata Yinshi covered his face and cried.

"Don't be sad, little paper, Ah Jin definitely has a reason, he actually doesn't want to abandon our sisters!" Gui Xiaotaro hurriedly comforted him, and then touched his own stomach and Sakata Yinshi's stomach, " Don't get angry, we are not alone anymore (*w╲*)"

"Wig, why is Ah Jin so cruel, hey, he just abandoned the two of us like this, and what's in his belly..."

"That's enough!" Ayakawa immediately thought about what Sakata Gintoki would say next, looked at the two people who had started acting from talking to themselves just now, and looked around at the sneaky gazes around them, then silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood : "...you win, I'll just go with you two =皮=!"

"I wish I had agreed earlier." Sakata Gintoki said, patted the ashes on his body and said to Gui Xiaotaro, "Let's go, wig."

"Set off!!!"

As soon as the words fell, Ayakawa was carried to the destination by two people, one on the left and one on the right. There are only three words that can express Ayakawa's current mood: hehehe.

Originally thought that the number of people who signed up would not be many, but Ayakawa saw a crowd of people.

Ayakawa: ...As expected, he is still too naive!There are so many people interested in this competition!

"The deadline is up!!"

At this time, a thing like an elevator suddenly appeared in front of everyone, and a host wearing a suit and holding a microphone was standing on it: "Hi everyone, I am the host of this time, the host of this competition There are actually 1000 people participating, I can already see everyone's enthusiasm!!"

Standing below, Ayakawa twitched the corner of his mouth, so there are 1000 people! !

"In order to welcome more customers and promote the store, we will hold a competition here, and everyone in the top seven will get corresponding prizes, and the No.1 can eat parfaits for half a year for free!" the host said loudly Saying that, he stretched out his finger to the big screen behind him, and the picture on it suddenly changed into a parfait cup, "The material is made of natural raw materials imported from the planet GH Wuling, the entrance is silky, and the milk fragrance lasts for a long time It spreads in the mouth, it is a delicacy that can keep pace with Haagen-Dazs!! How is it? Are you excited? If you are excited, act quickly!!"

"Aww!!!" xn

Ayakawa covered his ears, feeling the slight vibration from the surrounding people shouting, and stared at all this with dead eyes.

"Then let's start the knockout round first!!" The host said, pointing to the map that appeared on the screen behind him, "This is the floor plan of Kabukicho. Run around Kabukicho with everyone's stickers! Remember to wear the stickers, two-thirds of the candidates will be eliminated in the first round, and those who reach the finish line first will advance!"

"Now, please take your seats and stand at the starting point." The host said, with an extra pistol in his hand, and fired a shot into the sky, "The race begins!"

The moment the gunshot rang out, Ayakawa thought about taking the opportunity to stay away, but Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro seemed to know what he was thinking, they pulled him from left to right and rushed straight away. fly.

Ayakawa: ...It's just a match, why did it look like a big fight? Hey!

Ayakawa, who was completely unmotivated, was dragged by the two for nearly two hours before finally arriving at the destination. Looking at the two idiots in women's clothing, Ayakawa couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Actually, I can treat you to dinner." Yes, hello!"

"The most delicious things in this world are the ones you get through your own struggle!" Katsura Kotaro said seriously.

"And it doesn't cost money." Sakata Gintoki, who found the point, continued.

Ayakawa: "I'm not short of money."

Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro: "Tsk, damn rich."

Ayakawa: "..."

Several people didn't rest for a long time, and the first game was over.Excluding those who did not insist on running down, and those who thought they were unconscious for various reasons, more than 300 people who reached the finish line first were selected as candidates to advance to the second race.

"Everyone has worked hard!" The host said and waved to everyone, "The residents of Kabukicho must have seen this huge publicity. Congratulations to everyone who has put up a signboard for our store ~ ​​Now, everyone can see The water gun in the box, right? You really need to play with water in the hot summer! The second game is to attack people with the water gun. The water gun has been mixed with paint in advance. Unfortunately, the person who is hit will quit the game. , reality three 10 minutes."

"Everyone, go and fix your own weapons (water guns), and then have fun!! Unleash the enthusiasm of summer! After 10 minutes, those who have no paint on their bodies will enter the next session~" the host As he spoke, he clenched his fist and made a cheering gesture, and then fired a shot at the sky, "Then the second match officially begins!!"

As soon as the host's voice fell, the surroundings became chaotic. Ayakawa looked down at the plastic toy gun in his hand and twitched his eyes, then looked up at the chaotic scene in front of him. side, attacking others together.

"Yin Shi, Ah Jin, do you two still remember? We used to fight side by side like this!" Gui Xiaotaro laughed while dodging the jet of water, "Hahahaha, I really miss it!"

"That's right! Back then, our tacit understanding was extraordinary!" Sakata Gintoki answered from the side.

The corner of Ayakawa's mouth twitched, and he said loudly, "Shut up, you two idiots!"

In the past, it was obviously a battlefield against barbarians, but when these two guys said it, it seemed that they had played water gun battles with heaven and man.

"You are too angry, you are too angry. Is it because the summer is too hot and you just happened to meet your aunt?"

Sakata Gintoki's words reminded Ayakawa of the bloody incident he experienced when he wore it into a girl's body, and his whole face turned black: "If you don't want me to flash past you with natural curls, then shut up !!"

"A Yin, I want to see Crescent Moon Tenchong." Sakata Yintoki said, without stopping the movement of his hand, and immediately admitted his mistake when he saw that Ayana Chuan was really about to draw the knife, "I'm sorry!!! I was wrong just now !!"

Three and 10 minutes later, the original number of more than 300 people became the current number of less than 20 people.And because of the decrease in the number of people, everyone also saw acquaintances.

"Hey, isn't this Ayagawa-san?" Okita Sougo came over to say hello, and looked at Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro beside him, "These two...why do they look so familiar?"

"Zouwu, it's too early for you to learn how to strike up a conversation," Hijikata Toshirō said as he walked over and looked at the two of them, "But it does seem familiar, hey!"

"Stop, Fourteen, Sougo." At this time, a man with a rough appearance and wearing the same clothes as the two walked up to the front and patted the shoulders of the two, "It's really rude for a young lady to strike up a conversation like this."

After speaking, he bowed slightly to Sakata Gintoki and the two: "I was sorry just now, our people were rude. Hello two ladies, my name is Kondo Isao, I don't know your names?"

"I'm a wig," Gui said, pointing to the person next to him, "This is my good sister, Xiaojuanzi."

Kondo Hsun: "Hahahaha, what a nice name."

Ayakawa: "..."

Are these people really not seeing it or are they just pretending to be stupid? !There are also wigs. If you meet people from the Shinsengumi, it’s fine if you don’t run away. What’s the matter with having a happy face chatting with them! ?

"Ah! Silver-chan, wig, are you coming to this competition too, Aru!?" Kagura suddenly ran out from the side and shouted loudly.

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Katsura Kotaro said reflexively.

"Tsk, I didn't expect to see you here." Sougo Okita smacked his lips unhappily after seeing Kagura.

"I am! Seeing you, a brat, completely affected my mood, Aru!" Kagura was ready to fight, and said to Okita who was opposite him, "Why don't I just send you to take a nap, then You don’t have to participate in Aru after the game.”

"That's great, I've wanted to fight with you for a long time." Okita Sougo said, a ghostly aura suddenly appeared around him, and he said with a wicked smile, "Stinky girl, I'm really looking forward to seeing your tears."

At this moment, the host's voice attracted everyone's attention, and the battle between the two that hadn't started came to an end for the time being.

Host: "Yo Xi, it's finally the final round! The rest of the mission is to be selected, everyone must continue to work hard!!"

"So Ah Yin and we are all chosen children! What about the medal? What about the evolution device?" Sakata Gintoki complained, "I still know something about Ah Yin who evolved into a rolling ball beast!!"

"But the number of people is a bit more than expected, so now there is a small problem." The host ignored Sakata Gintoki's complaints, and continued, "So, please use any method to increase the number of people. Reduce it to the number seven."

"Hey! This is too irresponsible, bastard!" The remaining contestants shouted loudly.

However, the host ignored it, Sakata Gintoki and the others turned around, clenched their fists with gloomy faces, and walked up to the remaining people with smiles: "I'm giving you two choices, may I ask if you want to quit by yourself?" Or do you want to be knocked out and quit."

The crowd: "...!!" There is no other option at all, okay?

Ayakawa, who didn't participate at all, looked up at the sky and sighed: "I'm so tired, I really want to go back to sleep."

Some bloody shots in the middle were ignored, and in the end the seven Ayagawa finally stood out from a thousand people and became the candidates to participate in the final battle.

"The seven people who have gone through hardships and stood out finally appeared!!" The host excitedly said loudly to those who had already lost their qualifications, "The next thing is the final competition, except that the winners can get free coupons for half a year , other people can also get ten delicious rewards for participation!"

Ayakawa: Can't it be over soon? Hey!

"Okay, let's not gossip, let's enter the last level!" The host said, pointing to the ring that rose from the ground, "The competition will be held on this ring, and there will be a real simulation after the seven people walk up. The system is activated, please use the magic circle depicted above to summon your partners to fight together!"

"So the last competition has nothing to do with cold drink shops, right!" Ayakawa finally couldn't help complaining after hearing this.

"Well, calm down a little bit, life is all about going through all kinds of things." Sakata Gintoki patted Ayakawa's shoulder, and walked to the stage with glowing eyes, "I don't know if I can summon Kurosaki Kazu guard."

Gui: "For me, I'd rather see Captain Jack."

Ayakawa: "..."

"All contestants, please step onto the ring and put on the sensory goggles, and your consciousness will appear in a virtual forest." The host said, turning to look at the big screen behind him, "Everyone on the scene can watch it through the screen. their actions."

"It's really a high-end equipment!" Ayakawa glanced at the people who had already put on the blindfolds, and put on the blindfolds himself, and the picture that appeared in his eyes changed in the next moment, and it felt completely, very real.

Ayakawa glanced at the few people around him, then turned his head and looked at the surrounding trees, reaching out to touch them did not feel illusory at all.

At this time, the voice of the host suddenly sounded in the air: "Please look down at the pattern on the ground, you need to use the summoning circle below to summon your companions to fight together, as for the summoning spell... It's useless anyway."

People: "That's too casual, hey!"

The host ignored other people's voices as usual, and continued: "Then please look up the contestants, there is the HP bar of each of you, when the HP bar clears to zero, it proves that you have lost the qualification for the competition, please be careful! The heart bar is gone."

Ayakawa raised his head subconsciously, and immediately saw the HP bar on top of his head, speechless for a moment.

There are really blood bars, hey!It's really a real simulation system game, but... what's the point of this game! ?