[Comprehensive] Healing facial paralysis

After hearing the host's words, Sakata Gintoki and Katsura Kotaro jumped up together and kicked Kondo Isao who was standing opposite.Seeing the other party drop half a tube of health, the two squeezed their chins and said, "Yo Xi! One more time and one person can be eliminated!"

Toshiro Hijikata on the side immediately yelled at the two of them, a vein on his head twitched: "Hey! What did you two bastards do to Kondo-san!??"

"I think this method is good, Hijikata." Sougo Okita said while pulling out the knife stuck in Hijikata's buttocks, looking at the spewing blood and the reduced blood bar on the opponent's head. Smiled, "Let me end up with you."

The veins on Shirō Hijikata's head popped out in a pile, and the bright red crossroads danced happily. He drew out the knife in his waist and ran after Sougo Okita: "You bastard, stop and cut up my belly, you bastard!" !!"

Kagura picked her nostrils, looked at the opposite person with dead fish eyes and smiled happily: "Hahahaha, let's go to civil war, so that there will be fewer opponents Aru, what a bunch of brainless idiot police Aru."

At this moment, a burst of white light suddenly appeared in front of Tukata who stepped into the summoning formation, and something seemed to appear in his hand in the next moment, and when he regained consciousness, he stared at the little yellow guy in his hand.

After the light dissipated, several people onlookers touched their chins and sighed when they saw the thing in Hijikata's arms: "Wow, can things really be summoned?"

"What is this?" Tufang shook the thing in his hand, frowning, "Why didn't the elf from the mayonnaise kingdom be summoned!??"

"It's better not to have that kind of thing like Xiang, Hijikata." Sougo Okita said, poking the little yellow-skinned thing picked up by the other party with his finger, "Speaking of it, I always feel that it It looks familiar."

"What is something like Xiang, bastard! Mayonnaise is the most delicious thing in the world, okay!!" Hijikata said, clenched his hands excitedly, completely forgetting that he was holding a living thing in his hand.

And the pinched little thing had a humanized vein on his head, closed his eyes and opened his mouth: "Skin...Pikachu!!!!"

After a burst of lightning, Okita looked at Hijikata who fell to the ground and turned black and said calmly: "Ah, so it's Pikachu."

"Hahahahahahaha, Takushi-kun's new image is pretty good!" Sakata Gintoki squatted down and poked the other person's body with his hand, looking at him gloatingly, "How can you be so violent towards animals? Look, this It's retribution hahahahaha."

After speaking, he gave Pikachu a thumbs up, "Pikachu, I knew you were good! Well done! Hahahaha."

Okita Sougo squatted on the other side, and said to Pikachu who pointed his butt at Toshiro Hijikata, "The guy lying on the ground with blackened blood has a little blood left, little guy, how about you give him another [-] volts? "

Pikachu tilted his head, ignored Okita and ran to Hijikata and jumped on his stomach: "Pika~Pikapi!"

"Well, it seems that Duochuan-kun's blood bar will become zero if left unattended like this." Sakata Gintoki said, rolling up his sleeves, "Yoxi, let me summon the next one!"

Saying that, Sakata Gintoki stepped into the summoning circle, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Come out! Kurosaki Ichigo!"

After a burst of bright light, everyone looked at the extra tabby cat on Sakata Yinshi's head intently, and couldn't help laughing.

Ayakawa looked at the other party with dead fish eyes and couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his head, no, it's so joyful, hey!

The tabby cat didn't feel shy at all when he saw the crowd, he blinked and opened his mouth: "chi~"

"Bridge bean sack! Ah Yin, I am obviously from the Jump faction, why did I summon something from the morning?" Hey, the corners of Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched, and he reached out to take the cat off his head and looked at him with dead fish eyes. "Ayin, my surname is not Yamada, but my surname is Sakata, hello!"

On the side, Katsura Kotaro blushed, panting heavily, looking at Sakata Gintoki... the cat in his hand.

He stretched out his hand and unconsciously made a gesture of grabbing: "Yin, Yinshi...give me the meat ball in your arms, hehehe, hehehe..."

Sakata Gintoki immediately took a step back with the cat in his arms, twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Gui Xiaotaro with disgust: "Hurry up and put away that idiot face of your wig, Yin, I'm going to call the police!! "

"It's not a wig, it's a wig!!" Gui Xiaotaro retorted, the blush on his face deepened, and he looked at the opposite meatball with blurred eyes, "Just let me squeeze it, just one stroke!"

Sakata Gintoki: "Where is the police! Where are the police!? There is a perverted idiot here! Hurry up and take him away!"

"Is this lady calling the police? I am the police." Kondo Hoon, who did not know when he woke up, said to Sakata Gintoki, "Miss, who do you want to arrest?"

"Pervert... Please arrest yourself first, please!" Sakata Gintoki shouted at Kondo Isao who had stripped naked at some point, leaving only his underwear on.

"I just returned to nature!!" Kondo Hoon said, beckoning to the side, "A Chi and I think this is a necessary process."

"What the hell is a gorilla? Hey! Did you give yourself a nickname!?" Sakata Gintoki complained, and glanced at the gorilla rushing out from the side holding a banana, "So when did this guy summon him? Yes, hello!"

"That's amazing, did you summon your clone?" Gui at the side finally shifted his gaze, looked at the orangutan standing with Isao Kondo, and said, "It's really similar."

"Wrong wig, it should be summoned by the main body, Aru." Kagura looked at the opposite side with fishy eyes, "I obviously saw two gorillas, Alu."

"Although Kondo-san looks like a gorilla, he is definitely not a gorilla." Okita Sougo said, looking at the scorched black Toshiro Hijikata with his afro on his head, "Right, Hijikata."

"Ah! That's right, at best it looks a little like an orangutan."

Kondo: "Hey! You are all talking about orangutans, how can you repair it! I heard it!"

Aya Chuan, who had been watching without making a sound, twitched the corner of his mouth: "..." He really wanted to say goodbye to these funny people! !

"I also want to summon a meat ball." Gui Xiaotaro said, smoothing down the long hair on his chest, stepping on high-heeled clogs and walking into the summoning formation. He rubbed his hands with a foolish smile, "Come on, bring Milky and soft meatballs! Hehehehehehehe..."

A flash of white light flashed, and a familiar figure stepped out of the summoning formation.Gui opened his eyes wide and looked at the bearded being in a red hat, blue overalls, and bgm automatically rang in his ears.

"This, this is..." Gui looked at the summoning array excitedly, took out a paper and pen from his pocket and handed it over, "Mr. Mario, please sign for me!"

Sakata Gintoki on the side looked at Mario with dead eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's really great. Wig, didn't you always want to see this guy, this time you got what you wanted."

"Go away, wig, I want to summon Aru too!" Kagura stretched out his foot and kicked Katsura Kotaro aside, and threw Mario out of the summoning formation by the way, rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Come out Mi Fan-kun!!" (Note: Mi Fan-kun is an animated character that appeared in "Devil Daddy".)

After the white light dissipated, Kagura found that there was a fat blue man in front of him.She opened her eyes wide, and immediately knelt down and poked her finger: "This is... Doraemon Alu?"

"It does seem to be Doraemon, Kagura." Sakata Gintoki leaned over and squatted down to watch.

"It looks like that doraemon." Even Tufang squatted down, looking seriously at the newly summoned blue fat man.

Kagura immediately clasped his hands together and said to the other party: "Doraemon, can you please give me a bucket of rice that I can never finish?"

"Idiot, I should ask for something more practical at this time!" Sakata Gintoki knocked Kagura on the head, then turned his head and said seriously, "Please tell me the winning numbers of tomorrow's lottery!"

And the summoned Doraemon glanced at the people in front of him, ran directly to the side of the tree and took out the Dorayaki to eat Zhengxiang, and said: "Why should I help you, and it's lunch time now."

Everyone looked confused: "..." Ah, what about the Doraemon who promised to help others and help friends?How can it be repaired to deceive childhood!

Ayakawa expressed his joy at hearing this, and laughed unkindly when he saw the expressions of several people.

Sakata Gintoki, who has a strong ability to resist blows, came back to his senses, glanced at Doraemon under the tree again, and said, "The only ones that haven't been summoned yet are Okita-kun! The two of you decide." One after the other."

"Actually, I want to end this competition right away." Ayakawa twitched the corner of his mouth and said.

"The game is still very interesting, Ayakawa-kun," Sougo Okita said, and walked into the summoning formation, "Let me go first. It would be better if I summoned a Gundam and directly KO Hijikata."

"Hey! I heard you bastard!" shouted Hijikata Shiro, who was wearing an afro head.

There was also a flash of white light, and before everyone had time to see what Okita Sougo had summoned, they felt a chill and shivered.

Then when everyone looked at the translucent human-shaped object in white clothes and long fluttering hair lying in the summoning formation, they screamed. Except for Ayakawa, Kagura, and Okita Sougo, everyone else looked like shit. Standing there, his face turned pale.

"Ah, it seems that something interesting has been summoned." Okita Sougo said, touched his chin, pointed to Sakata Gintoki and the others, "They will leave it to you, Sadako-chan."

"Help, help!! Hey hell in broad daylight!!!" Several people were trembling in unison, with cold sweat on their foreheads, seeing the unknown creatures in the summoning formation walking towards them little by little, they even felt like crying , "Cold, cold, cold, calm!! This is the time to be calm!!"

"Yes! Calm down! First, first, we must find the time machine!!" As they spoke, they looked around and inserted their heads into the bushes in a very neat manner.

Kagura looked at them with disdain, "If you're looking for a time machine, shouldn't you go to Doraemon, Aru."

Several people's eyes lit up: "Yes! Doraemon!!"

However, before they jumped in front of each other, Doraemon took out something from his pocket and put it on his hand, pointing at several people: "Great~"

Accompanied by the dubbing, several people flew out.

Doraemon calmly blew on the smoking thing in his hand, and explained to Kagura and others beside him: "This is an air gun, a very useful prop."

And the few people who were blown away: ... They said that they no longer believe in childhood! !

After landing, several people ran separately, and finally Sadako chose one person to start chasing.

Sakata Yinshi looked at the white-clothed woman floating behind her and ran forward with blood on her face: "qaq help! So why are you following behind me, Ah Yin? How can I repair it!!"

"It's probably because Sadako-chan likes Miss Xiaojuanzi very much, and wants to be a good girlfriend with you and be locked up in a well with you." Okita Sougo responded calmly, then waved his hand, "I wish you two have fun together." What a joy!"

Sakata Gintoki: "Good girlfriend, bastard! I don't want to be locked up in a well, so happy! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Gui Xiaotaro looked at Yin Shi who was being chased and mourned him for a second in his heart, then he hugged the cat that he snatched from the opponent's head just now, and rubbed the opponent's meat ball with an idiotic expression; "Hey hey hey , as imagined, feels great in the hand.”

"Hey, idiot over there, you've got a nosebleed, Aru." Kagura chewed something while saying to Katsura Kotaro, "Your blood has dropped from the wig, and it's almost bottoming out, Aru!"

Ayakawa looked up at the rapidly falling blood bar above Gui's head, and then looked down at the blushing face, ignoring the bloody nose and persistently rubbing against the cat in his hand. After being annoyed for several times without letting go of his paws, he silently moved away. line of sight.

He didn't want to say that he knew the person opposite at all! !

At this moment, Ayagawa smelled the smell of firewood, and Ma Shan turned around and saw Kagura, Sougo Okita, Isao Kondo, the chimpanzee and Mario gathered around the fire for some time. with... mushrooms.

Ayakawa looked at the red, green and yellow mushrooms strewn on the branches and was silent. Then he looked at the few people who were enjoying the food opposite and remained silent.

Speaking of which... what Kagura ate just now was grilled mushrooms, right?

But are those brightly colored mushrooms provided by Mario really okay?Will it hurt my stomach if I eat it?The bright colors are really not poisonous! ?

Just when Ayakawa was thinking this way, he heard the sound of a few heavy objects falling to the ground, and when he came back to his senses, he saw a few guys who had eaten mushrooms with black faces, foaming from their mouths, falling to the ground and losing consciousness.

The corner of Ayakawa's mouth twitched: Damn it!There must be something wrong with those mushrooms, hey! ! !Bridge Bean Sacks!Mario, why did you eat the mushrooms you provided yourself and you were poisoned and fell down? !

Taking another look at the bottomed blood bars of several people, Ayakawa turned his head tiredly, and then saw Sakata Gintoki chasing behind Hijikata Toshiro, and behind them was a floating Sadako.

"Bastard, why are you following me!" Hijikata Toshiro ran wildly, shouting at Sakata Gintoki behind him.

At this time, Sakata Gintoki obviously didn't know where to throw his morals, and he just blinked and pretended to be pitiful: "Hey, dear Hichikata-san, aren't you a policeman? Isn't the job of the police to protect the citizens! At this time, you How could you leave me as a weak woman and run away alone! Now is the time for you to stand up! If you save someone, they will give you a kiss =3=."

"How hard do I have to think about it to see you like this!" Tufang groaned loudly, staggered disgusted by the people behind him, and immediately grabbed Pikachu on his shoulder and pointed it behind him, "Now it's your turn to play a role It's time Pikachu, kill those two guys behind!"

"Skin? Pika?" Pikachu tilted his head, his head was a little dizzy from being shaken, and then he heard the shouting in his ears, and a hundred thousand volts stunned Hijikata Shiro's body, and the blood bar instantly bottomed out .

"Ahahahaha, you deserve it, you deserve it!" Sakata Gintoki smiled gloatingly, then felt a chill on his neck, looked down and saw a transparent arm reaching up, and immediately howled to Ayakawa's direction rushed.

In fact, Ayakawa wanted to dodge the moment he saw the other party rushing towards him, but Katsura Kotaro who didn't know when came over and grabbed his feet with blood on his face, making him miss the best time to dodge, and directly He was thrown into the summoning array by Sakata Gintoki.

Ayagawa:! ! !

Ayakawa's eyes darkened as the back of his head was on the ground, and he felt like he was floating up.Sakata Gintoki's exclamation by his ears also became indistinct, and there were golden flowers in front of his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he felt the weight on his body.

Ayakawa: What the hell... Sakata Gintoki, you, I'll wait for you =皮=! !

At this time, the summoning array suddenly emitted a golden light, and at the same time, a white mist filled the air. The dizzy Ayakawa and the people whose blood bars had been emptied did not notice it, but the sober Sakata Gintoki watched helplessly. I saw a guy with an obviously wrong style of painting coming out of the summoning circle.

However, the other party's eyes lit up when he saw his direction, and then his face darkened again, and he was violently thrown out the next moment before he could react.

Sakata Yinshi looked at the sky in bewilderment, experienced a trapeze, and then the corner of his mouth twitched when he landed in the fire of roasted mushrooms: Damn, who will tell Ah Yin what happened just now!And his health bar is gone!

As for Ayakawa, he only felt a light weight on his body, and was surrounded by a warm embrace in the next moment. A familiar voice sounded in his ear, and he opened his eyes in a daze, but he couldn't see the other person clearly. Something dangled in front of his eyes, and he subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it.

The person hugging Ayakawa was stunned for a moment, and then smiled. Ayakawa who was leaning on the other person's chest felt the vibration in the other person's chest.

The visitor said dumbfoundedly: "It's really a special meeting ceremony..."