Online Dating to Alien School Grass

The young lady's sweet laughter came from the earphones.

Young lady (Xiuyan): Alright, I also like little brother very much.

Han Yiling walked to Xiuyan's bed and said loudly: "Then it's settled, you will be my girlfriend from now on!!!"

Xiuyan glanced at him, got up from the bed and went outside.

The young lady's voice came from the earphones, "Yeah, hee hee."

After a while, Han Yiling finally hung up the phone, stared at Xiuyan's bed for a while, and ran out angrily.

He didn't know why he was angry, but he was very unhappy anyway.

Reported the good news to Ruo Gou, but Ruo Gou didn't believe it, thinking he was bragging, Han Yiling immediately called the young lady again, and Ruo Gou only believed it, and looked like he had kidnapped another stupid girl expression.

By the way, Ruogou secretly said a few sad words, why didn't Gao Fumei look for him.

It's not that the girls who like him don't have Gao Fumei. The key point is that he doesn't like Gao Fumei. Ruogou has got into Qian's eyes. There must be a certain amount of girls. He still doesn't like ordinary Gao Fumei...

I don't know if it's because he really doesn't like it, or if he's not interested. Anyway, he said he doesn't like it, and the money is low.

Han Yiling didn't dare to tell Ruogou about his secret thoughts, and if he knew it, he would definitely give him another education.

During the meal, he regretted a little, his approach was too frivolous, and he found a girlfriend in a day, and the other party agreed to him too easily, and he agreed so easily without knowing what he looked like?

Is it just that the voice is sweet, but it is ugly in real life?

Or is it a particularly casual scumbag who chats with other people besides herself, and has several boyfriends?

The more Han Yiling thought about it, the more he felt that these two possibilities were great. How could an ordinary child just chat with someone so casually and become a girlfriend! !

"What's the matter, why are you depressed all the time?" On the way back to the dormitory, Ruo also asked.

Han Yiling expressed his troubles distressedly.

Ruo also put his shoulders on his shoulders, thinking for a while, "How about this, what's her number? I'll call her and try her for you!"

Han Yiling: "Okay! You download that software first."

When Ruogou is ready to download, add friends according to the contact information on his mobile phone, and refuse in seconds.

Ruo also put on his own handsome avatar, added, but refused.

Ruo Ye: "Lingzi, don't say I didn't help you, she doesn't like me."

Han Yiling was deeply confused, "Is there any girl you can't attract just because of your looks?"

"I'll open a trumpet and try to add her!" After bowing his head for a while, a brand new trumpet appeared, added it, and Miao agreed.

Not only was he stunned, but even Ruogou was stunned, with a complicated expression on his face.

Ruo Ye: "I don't believe it, I will do it again."

The other party refuses to add you as a friend.

Seeing this message, Ruo also doubted life, "Damn it, I..." I was so depressed that I couldn't speak.

He snatched Han Yiling's cell phone, "You fucking only have a system profile picture and a cell phone number name, how did you agree???"

Han Yiling: "I don't know."

Taking the phone, Han Yiling sent a text message: Does Miss Sister have a boyfriend?

Get straight to the point and see what she has to say.

Tianguozi (Xiuyan): Yes.

I thought the other party would say no...

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): Then why did you add me as a friend?

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Ah, didn't you add me? (cute dynamic)

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): If I add you, you agree, don't you have a date?

Tian Guozi (Xiu Yan): Hee hee hee, because you are my brain drake.

Han Yiling was shocked and froze on the spot.

Tianguozi (Xiuyan): I will check the ip.

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): Then I added yours just now...

Tian Guozi (Xiuyan): Your friend, I know, hehehe.

What the hell!

Han Yiling and Ruo also looked at each other.

Ruo Ye: "Ling Zi, you're a bit awesome looking for a partner. Be careful when surfing the Internet in the future. I'm leaving first."

He understood the meaningful look in his eyes, and told him to watch less movies!

Damn, what kind of girlfriend did he find? Will he be found out for everything he does online in the future?

Han Yiling was a little scared.

Tian Guozi (Xiu Yan): Don’t be afraid, Mr. Brain, I won’t do anything, hehehe.

As if knowing what he was thinking, this message was sent.

Han Yiling stared at it for a few seconds, and regretted deeply again, it was hasty, too hasty! ! !

He went back to the dormitory, and since he talked to Xiuyan, the lights are always on when he opens the door of the dormitory, whether Xiuyan is there or not, the lights are always on.

And every morning there will be a breakfast for him.

Han Yiling asked him several times not to buy it. Sometimes he didn't want to eat in the morning, and he had to pay for it, so he couldn't be cheeky and refuse to give it. He would pick it up if he gave it to someone. He felt that the other party was on his side. Earn extra money!

Some food and drink are much more expensive than those sold near the school. It is obvious that he has black-heartedly increased the price to cheat the seniors of their money!

It is possible to go to other big stores to buy it at this price, but it is too far away, and you have to travel a long way. The ones near the school are not expensive, and there is food as soon as he opens his eyes in the morning. How could the other party run so far? Far!

In the end, he didn't eat it, just waited for it to be put there, and he didn't buy it after a while.

Xiuyan was not in the dormitory, so Han Yiling went to take a shower and lay down on the bed, looking at the phone with deep sadness.

He wanted to say goodbye to this young lady...

But what he did was too unreasonable, a proper scumbag.

Han Yiling sighed, and opened the window to let the cold air rush in. Under the playground, Xiuyan was walking there alone, holding his things and holding his mobile phone, smiling with his head down. He didn't know how happy he was laughing.

Han Yiling looked away, closed the window, and lay down on the bed.

Self-reflection again, if you talk about a girlfriend, just talk about it, maybe you will only like girls completely after talking about it?

And if you find a girlfriend, you have to be responsible to others. This is really hurtful!

Is it possible that the other party is not what he thought, but simply fell in love with him at first sight?Do you like his voice?

For example, he also likes that young lady's voice very much!

After introspection, Han Yiling picked up his phone and clicked on the software, ready to send a love greeting letter to his girlfriend.

There have been several replies to the message box, all of which are voice messages.

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Voice. (Is Mr. Brain here? What are you doing? My wife misses you so much!)

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Voice. (Brain Gong Brain Gong Brain Gong!)

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Voice. (Hmm... baby misses you so much, Brain Gong, can you talk to baby?)

The whole process is coquettish, sweet and glutinous!

Fuck!Who the hell can stand it?

Han Yiling's blood surged rapidly, he quickly calmed down, and sent a message to his mobile phone.

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): I'm sorry, I didn't see it just now, this software does not have the function of background prompts.

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): Young lady, I think we should not call husband and wife at the beginning, it feels too fast, we can call them later, can we just call them at the beginning?

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Okay, okay.

Tian Guozi (Xiuyan): My name is Yanyan, so it’s fine for Brain Gong to call me Yanyan from now on.

Qingfengbuzhi (Han Yiling): Haha, okay, Yanyan sounds really nice, it matches Miss Sister's voice very well!

Qingfeng Buzhi (Han Yiling): You can call me Yiling, you don't need to call me husband.

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Voice. (Yi Ling.) In a coquettish and lazy tone.

Han Yiling felt that his ears were going to be pregnant, how could there be such a sweet voice, so soft!Instantly aroused his desire to protect as a man!

Sweet and soft!This is his ideal girlfriend!

Qingfengbuzhi (Han Yiling): Yanyan, let's add a WeChat account!

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): Okay. (circle in place)

Qingfengbuzhi (Han Yiling): Let's chat there from now on, shall we?

Sweet Fruit (Xiuyan): I listen to you.

Added WeChat friends, Han Yiling clicked to agree, commented on Yanyan, and went to her Moments to look. She had a wealth of life experience, a lot of beautiful photos, where to eat, see the scenery, and the mileage of her heart.

The more Han Yiling looks at this girl, the more he appreciates this girl, she is really great!

She has a job and earns a lot of money. In life, she is cute and polite to people. When she has excellent relatives come to her door, she can show her strong side and drive them away. She makes them unable to speak out every word of reason, so they can only feel depressed. leave.

The son of the best relative fell in love with her, wanted to buy and sell by force, resorted to all kinds of cheap tricks, and Yanyan fought back cleverly, ruining their reputation, and they were dumb to eat Coptis chinensis. !

This wave of face-slapping is so cool!

The more he read it, the more he felt it was a bit familiar. Isn't this plot a novel about the counterattack of urban women that he read the day before yesterday?

Hurry up to look for that novel, and sure enough, the plot is exactly the same as this one, even the details are the same.

At that time, he saw the female supporting role being slapped in the face like this, not to mention how much he liked it, even though he never left a comment, he left comments and praised the female supporting role, all kinds of praise for the female supporting role, and asked the male lead to choose her quickly, don't hesitate!

The only difference here is that the personalities of the two heroines are very different.

The female supporting role in the novel has a bold personality, and she does not give in to men, while Yanyan is soft and cute.

Han Yiling sighed non-stop looking at these words, art really comes from life.

All kinds of information indicated that Yanyan was a very good girl, moreover, she was especially in line with his wishes!

It's like a girlfriend tailor-made for him!There is no action that does not please him!

In addition to some life photos, there are photos of her herself, without showing her face, a back view, walking elegantly on the side of the road in a floral skirt, this photo should be secretly taken by a friend, it doesn’t look like a pose, it’s so natural .

Those long legs are white and long, and they look very tender!

The door opened with a click, and Xiuyan came in carrying something.

Han Yiling looked at him: "I'm back, I didn't see you at dinner tonight, why did you go?"

Xiuyan: "Buy something."

Han Yiling walked over, "What did you buy?"

Xiuyan moved things back to avoid his gaze, "It's nothing."

Han Yiling looked up at the exposed corner, and smiled, "The dress I bought, are you in a relationship?"

Xiuyan: "Yes."

"Give it to my girlfriend, what a considerate boyfriend."

Han Yiling: "How long have you been talking?"

Xiuyan: "It's been a long time." After a pause, "We talked about it before school started."

"You are really promising!" Han Yiling could feel his sour tone when he said this.

He has a girlfriend and treats him so well!It made him suspect that he had a crush on him some time ago, but he was embarrassed to admit it because of his cold personality.

It seems that there is no such thing at all, it is because he thinks too much.

That's right, there is no one who robs his crush of money, he doesn't even know how much money he robbed!

Xiuyan stared at him, "Fortunately, he has never liked me very much."

Han Yiling: "I've been talking with you for so long if I don't like it, I think too much."

Xiuyan: "He always deletes me."

Han Yiling: "It's fine if you can't be coaxed, girls have to be coaxed, don't take what she said to heart, coax more!"

Xiuyan: "He..."

Han Yiling: "Stop it, I'm not your love consultant, if you want to ask someone else, or ten yuan a question is fine."

Xiuyan lowered his head and took out his phone and tapped it twice.

Han Yiling picked up his phone and looked, good guy, I really transferred money to him, a full 100.

Xiuyan said seriously: "I just want to ask you a question, if he is a person who hates cheating and I cheat him, what will happen to him?"

As the saying goes, he is short-handed, Han Yiling stroked his chin and thought hard for him.

"Well, I still have some experience. I also hate cheating. I think it all depends on the relationship and the seriousness of the matter. If the relationship is too deep, it shouldn't be a big problem. It mainly depends on you. The problem is not serious."

Xiuyan: "It's quite serious."

Han Yiling asked, "How serious is it?"

Xiuyan looked deeply into Han Yiling's eyes.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Han Yiling looked away unnaturally, "I'm asking you something, why are you staring at me!"

Xiuyan lowered his eyes, "In order to be with him, I lied to him about something."

"Are you terminally ill?"

Xiuyan shook his head.

"So you are a scumbag? Or are you just trying to cheat her of money?" Han Yiling continued to guess.

Xiuyan shook his head again, "Not at all."

"That shouldn't be a big problem. Don't think too much about it. As long as it's not too serious, just coax it."

Xiuyan studied hard, "How to coax?"

Han Yiling raised his eyebrows, rubbed his thumb against his middle finger twice, the meaning was very clear, money.

Xiuyan looked at him without blinking.

Damn, he really doesn't understand!

Han Yiling: "Give me the money!"

Looking at the money transferred on WeChat, Han Yiling put the phone back in his pocket with satisfaction.

Having cheated his money, Han Yiling felt much better, who told me that this kid always cheated his money before! !

Han Yiling pulled him to sit on the bed. Facing the desire for knowledge on the other side's face, Han Yiling said: "Coax her, it's actually very simple, buy her things, buy things she likes, or give her money to spend, but not all Girls like this, if this trick doesn’t work, there is a second trick.”

Xiuyan listened carefully and took notes in a small notebook.

"This second trick is much cheaper than the previous one. Just hug her and say you are wrong, then act coquettishly to her, and keep acting coquettishly until she exhausts her anger. Don't let go, you must hold her tightly! Believe me, you are right!"

Han Yiling speaks clearly and confidently, and those who don't know think he has a lot of experience. In fact, he has never been in any relationship, and he has only been in love with his girlfriend until now.

Xiuyan nodded seriously, "Okay!"

Han Yiling sniffed, "Xiuyan, hurry up and take a shower, you smell very sweaty." I didn't know where to buy the clothes, and I was sweating all over my body.

Xiuyan obediently put down the phone and went to the bathroom with his clothes.

Han Yiling stood up and was about to go back to his bed. Looking at the bag from the corner of his eye, he was a little curious. What clothes did Xiuyan buy for his girlfriend?

Look at that color system and my girlfriend is quite similar.

Han Yiling took out the clothes from the bag, took out the mobile phone from the pocket, found the photos and compared them carefully.

It's exactly the same!

These two clothes are exactly the same!

Han Yiling was shocked, and quickly sent a message to his girlfriend: Yanyan, what a coincidence, my roommate bought the same clothes as you.

In an instant, Xiuyan's cell phone on the bed rang, and it was the notification tone of WeChat.

Han Yiling took a look and continued to send messages to his girlfriend.

Han Yiling: Yanyan, did you buy this dress today?

The photos in the circle of friends were posted today, maybe the two of them bumped into each other, after all, there is no such thing as a coincidence.

The moment he sent it, Xiuyan's phone rang again.

Han Yiling stared at it for a while and looked away: He is a tall and handsome guy who looks very cold and hard to get close to. Have you ever met him?

The Xiuyan WeChat notification sound came again.

Han Yiling put down his phone, stared deeply at Xiuyan's phone, and tentatively sent another one to Yanyan. As expected, his phone rang again.

Han Yiling slowly reached out and picked up the mobile phone he had put on the bed.

The author has something to say:

I will enter V tomorrow, and I will update the [-] words at that time. There are also a few pre-accepted articles, please bookmark them if you are interested, I love you (^з^)

The next book "The Kissing Devil is in the Shura Field Every Day" will give out red envelopes.

Wearing a book is a heartthrob, and the face-slapping scene is so fragrant, the whole entertainment circle is jealous of him~

Jiang Feng transmigrated into a book, and sadly transmigrated into a cannon fodder for a male N who had just died. In order to prolong his life, he had to find a man to kiss every day.

Jiang Feng's hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly, he...is a straight man!

If you want to get rid of the status quo, you must find five men who can influence the world of the novel and get their true love kiss.

And he, Jiang Feng, the number one scumbag in the entertainment industry, has a bad reputation and harasses all the male stars. He loves one today and chases another tomorrow, and is deeply hated by male stars and fans in the entertainment industry.

Jiang Feng looked at the few men who had been ignoring him at the beginning and now stalking him.

He swallowed: We are just friends.

Five people in unison: Yes.

The five turned their heads in unison: Huh? ? ?

In order to complete the task, Jiang Feng single-handedly took over the entire book's men, one man, two men, three men, four...and the heroine her brother.

Daily Shura field, there is one in the room, one in the closet, one under the bed, and two more on the way~

Cry online#You never know how many husbands your wife has#

--split line--

Pre-received article "Affectionate second male got secondary illness"

After Mo Xi sacrificed for love, he realized that he was the affectionate second male in a novel, sad and bitter.

Returning to the world of novels, the hero and heroine are not together at this time, and he has not yet sacrificed for love.

Mo Xi was very sad, why his miserable life was set, why would the female lead not look at him no matter how much he paid as long as he was not the male lead?Why is he doomed not to be loved?

After being depressed for a period of time, he suffered from the Second Second Disease.

Moxi: It's not me who's wrong, it's the world that's wrong!

Moshi: I'm sorry to be human!

Moshi: Some people are alive, he is dead.

Moshi: I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

The hero and heroine were shocked: what happened to you?How did your personality change?

Moxi: I'm blackened!

Fans: Ahhhh, brother is so special, we are fans!

Moshi:? ? ?

#一夜晚火成少年, Instantly Killing All the Little Fresh Meats, Ghost and Animal Videos Flying All over the Street, Nobody Knows Brother Moxi#

Inexplicably getting involved in the entertainment circle, becoming the top black and red and being teased all over the country, Mo Xi sighed, black and red are also red.

But, what happened to the male protagonist who pressed him against the corner and confessed to him! !Shouldn't it be the heroine of Bidong?

Hostess: Moxi, don't be with that white lotus green tea whore, I love you the most!

Male lead: Moxi, don't be with that greasy tigress, she hit me yesterday, don't worry about me, although my face is swollen and I can't speak, my legs are broken and I can't get out of bed, but I won't blame her , you can go at ease (∩_∩)

Moshi:? ? ? ?

After he got the second disease, why did the hostess and heroine also change?

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Pre-acquisition of "Glamorous Goes Down the Mountain and Became Popular"

Yan Zhi was born to attract men, no man can resist his scent, as long as he gets close to him, he will want to "eat" him...

In order to avoid men, he was placed on the mountain to study since he was a child, isolated from the world.

Because he wanted to marry his lovely fiancée, he secretly went down the mountain, but he didn't know that his fiancée was a big star who looked down on him and kicked him out.

Yan Zhi was disheartened and was about to go back to the mountain. He ran into a scout and was tricked into acting in a TV series. As a result, the unremarkable character became popular because of his prosperous beauty.

The more people he came into contact with, the more and more big bad wolves appeared around him, they were pressing every step of the way, and they all wanted to "eat" him...

I have never seen the world and suffered countless attacks (which one do you choose)

1V1 stock buying paper, the copy may be changed in the future, but the core remains the same.