Online Dating to Alien School Grass

Turn on the screen, and there is Han Yiling's bright smile on it.

Han Yiling was stunned, this...how could he have a photo of himself on his phone, and he even made a screen saver, it looks like it was taken secretly.

The phone is locked and cannot be opened.

Han Yiling tried to send Yanyan another message, and after sending it, Xiuyan's phone didn't ring again.

A pair of beautiful hands reached out and took the phone from him.

Han Yiling subconsciously turned around, and Xiuyan came out. He was drenched, his hair was washed, water was still dripping from his neck and chest, and his lower body was still wrapped in a bath towel.

Han Yiling stood up and followed the other party's gaze to look at the little skirt.

"Sorry, I think your clothes and my girlfriend's clothes are quite similar, so I took them out to have a look. I just sent messages to my girlfriend, and your phone keeps ringing, scaring me to death." They gave him Dazed, a bold idea suddenly appeared in my heart.

Xiuyan calmly turned on the phone and pointed it at him.

Above are a few messages from his parents, asking how Xiuyan is doing, caring about him and so on.

"It's a coincidence." That's right, it's a coincidence to a certain extent.

"Hey Xiuyan, let me ask you something."

Xiuyan: "Yes."

Han Yiling showed him the photos on his mobile phone, "Did you see this young lady when you bought clothes today? She is my girlfriend, and she is also wearing the clothes I bought today. Have you met her?"

Xiu Yan: "No."

Han Yiling: "Okay." Go back to your bed.

At this time, the girlfriend finally sent a message back.

Yanyan: No duck, never met.

Yanyan: I was taking a shower just now, I didn't see it.

Han Yiling: Let me tell you, when I sent you a message just now, my roommate's cell phone rang, and when I sent it, he rang...

Yanyan: Hahahaha, you don't think I'm your roommate, do you?

Han Yiling: For a moment, I think so...

Han Yiling: The baby is scared to death.

Yanyan: Touch and kiss (hug)

Han Yiling: Yanyan, you don't even know what I look like, so just stay with me, aren't you afraid that I'm an ugly ghost?

No matter how much he comforted himself, he always felt something was wrong.

Yan Kong's words are easy to say, but he doesn't even use his own photo, just rely on his voice?Although he is a little confident, he still has self-knowledge, and his voice is not so easy to hear.

Yanyan: No, I like you, no matter how ugly you are, I still like you.

Han Yiling searched for an ugly photo on the Internet and sent it.

Han Yiling: This is me.

Yanyan: You obviously found this just now, hum, don't try to lie to me!

Han Yiling was shocked, what the hell!Is your network being monitored?

Han Yiling looked at Xiuyan, "Student, do you understand the Internet?"

Xiuyan put down the phone, "What's wrong?"

"I feel like I'm being watched by my girlfriend. She knows what I do...Wait, is it possible that she knew what I looked like from the beginning, so she agreed to be my girlfriend?" Han Yiling suddenly realized.

It must be so!I must have found the photos in his cell phone, and knew that he was a handsome guy through the photos, so I agreed to be his girlfriend!

Xiuyan stared at him for a while, then nodded, "Well, what you said makes sense."

Han Yiling: "That's right, that's right, this feeling is too bad, it's all under surveillance, if it doesn't work, I have to send her a message to ask!"

He quickly took out his phone and sent a message.

Han Yiling: Yanyan, let me ask you something, do you know what I look like?

Xiuyan: "Should he admit it or not?"

Hearing the cold and magnetic voice in his ears, Han Yiling turned his head and glanced at him. Facing his sincere face of studying, Han Yiling suddenly felt a little depressed. It's fine if he looks better than him, and his voice is better than him...

Han Yiling: "Of course I admit it, but I still have to think about it. I want to see how she responds to me."

Haven't replied yet!It is estimated that I have to think about the wording!

"If she knew from the beginning, it would be a bit scary. She just made a voice call and then went to check my information. Then I feel a little abnormal about this person..." Thinking of this, he shuddered all over. , Don't be a mental patient again, it has cast a shadow on him.

Even if a normal person can check these things, who will check other people's photos and other things as soon as they are connected?

What's more, on the chat software, it's a problem to check every time a connection is made?

"En!" Xiuyan withdrew his gaze, typing on the screen with his slender and fair fingers.

Yanyan: I know, but I only found out after adding WeChat later, I’m curious, will Yiling forgive me? (poor)

Han Yiling breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this message, his tense body relaxed, and he lay on the bed with his mobile phone to reply to her.

Han Yiling: It's okay, but don't check me anymore, I don't want to live under surveillance.

Yanyan: I know, I will never do it again. (rolling happily)

Han Yiling: Now that you know what I look like, Yanyan might as well give me your photo too. (funny)

Yanyan: Well, I'm still ugly now, I'm afraid I won't be good enough for you, when I get better in the future, I'll show you the photos, okay?

Yanyan: (kiss)

Han Yiling: It's okay, I don't care what you look like, just show me.

Yanyan: Yiling, I'm going to work now, let's chat next time. (throws down kiss)

Smokey: pictures. (A group of people in the office stand and discuss)

Han Yiling: Let's go.

Smoke: Ashes.

Han Yiling: For nothing.

Yanyan: (kiss)

Han Yiling: (kiss)

Yanyan: (kiss)

Don't call him back, he wants to call back just looking at it, how can he neglect his girlfriend!

Han Yiling: (kiss)

Yanyan: (kiss)

In this way, after each sent 10 articles.

Han Yiling: Yanyan, didn't you say you were going to work?

No reply for 1 minute, no reply for 2 minutes...

It seems that this is really going to work...

Han Yiling played with his mobile phone for a while and was about to go to bed. The lights were already turned off. Hearing the movement next to him, Han Yiling turned his head and Xiuyan opened the door.

"Where are you going?"

Xiuyan turned around, "Pick me up."

Han Yiling: "Who are you picking up? Are your parents?" This kid doesn't seem to have any friends.

Xiuyan: "Friend."

friend?Does he really have friends?

Han Yiling was a little surprised. Xiuyan had been at school for a while, and he hadn't seen him make friends, and he didn't even say a word. If he and he were not roommates, he probably wouldn't talk to him.

Seeing his surprised look, Xiuyan thought for a while and explained: "It's Fa Xiao, I don't have a deep friendship."

"Oh, I see, let's go, brother will accompany you to pick it up!" Han Yiling rolled up like a carp, lit up with his mobile phone, picked up a coat and ran to him in a chic manner.

As a roommate, of course you have to accompany someone when you pick someone up in the middle of the night.

Xiuyan looked at him deeply, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and the joy in his eyes couldn't be concealed, "Okay."

Han Yiling walked out with his arms around his shoulders, "Are you also a student when you are young?"

Xiuyan's gaze stayed on the hand on his shoulder, and the corner of his mouth curled up, "Well, yes, but he doesn't like studying and often goes out to play, but his family is quite rich, and his parents are busy making money and don't care about him. "

"Yohei Xiuyan, it's the first time I hear you talking so much, I should talk more in the future, so that people will think you are easy to get along with, always keep a cold face, and don't speak, there will be no What a friend!"

Han Yiling raised his eyebrows with a smile, pinched his face and turned to himself, the hand felt amazing, tender and smooth, like a baby, Han Yiling couldn't help pinching his hands, enjoying the feel, and then squeezed his cheeks with his hands It's so crowded, it looks so cute!

Xiuyan didn't move or make trouble, and let him manipulate him.

Seeing him having fun, Xiuyan said in a low voice, "I don't want friends." I just want you.

Han Yiling let go of his hand with a lot of enthusiasm, took his shoulders and continued to walk forward, "Brother, people, I still need some friends. It would be nice to have friends to help me wherever I go and whatever I do. You see, if I don't come to accompany you Are you walking alone at night, how lonely!"

Xiuyan: "Well, thank you."

Han Yiling: "I said this not to ask you to thank me, why don't you make more friends, you can't always be alone, that's too lonely."

At this time, the school gate was closed, and Han Yiling and Xiuyan went out together.

**He is very experienced, and he has done a lot of work before. I didn't expect that Xiuyan is also quite nimble. It doesn't seem like the first time he flipped through!

Han Yiling: "Xiuyan, where are you going to pick him up? Do you want to take a taxi?"

"No need, he's almost here." Xiuyan glanced at the screen next to him in the air, and in the mirror image of the screen was a flamboyant teenager riding a motorcycle.

"Hey Xiuyan, the second richest generation in the universe is coming, prepare flowers to welcome me!"

Han Yiling looked around, "Did you come by car?"

Xiuyan: "Ride a bicycle."

Han Yiling nodded knowingly. The cold wind was blowing, and it was quite cold on the body. Fortunately, they were all wearing coats. Even so, it was a bit cold on the face.

"How long does it take for you to get there? How about we go to the whole barbecue?" Now I'm hungry at this point.

Xiuyan looked directly into his eyes, seeing Fei Shuo getting more and more, he hesitated and agreed, "Okay, I invite you."

Han Yiling smiled, he loves to hear that!

"Let's go, I'm not welcome to treat you." Han Yiling pulled him into the alley.

The snack alley is full of late-night snacks and the like. In addition to those who live on campus, there are also many who do not live on campus. They all live next to the school, and there are some office workers. Because the houses near the school are cheap, they I rent here, so there is still a lot of food here at night.

Han Yiling's order is not too expensive, so he eats it after ordering it casually. It's so refreshing to eat, eating barbecue and drinking beer, it's a perfect match!

On the other hand, Xiuyan has been eating meat in silence, without drinking a sip of wine.

Han Yiling: "Why don't you drink? Don't you know how to drink? It's okay, try it!"

Xiuyan looked at the wine handed to him, and under the encouraging eyes of the other party, he took it slowly, took a sip, his expression changed slightly, and he put down the bottle.

Han Yiling kept observing his expression, "Do you not like the taste? It's okay, I was like that at the beginning, you will like it after a few more sips." He handed it over again.

Xiuyan hesitated, but finally took it and took a big gulp. Under the expectant eyes of the other party, he frowned and said it was delicious.

Han Yiling picked up the meat with a smile and took a sip, "Yeah, I just said you'll like it if you drink a few more sips."

Xiuyan: "Yeah." His eyes flicked to the screen that appeared in front of him.

On the screen, Fei Shuo was furious, "Xiuyan, what are you doing! I've been waiting for you here for a long time, and you actually went to drink beer and eat barbecue! Hey me..." Hang up the screen.

Fei Shuo who was left hanging by the school gate: ...

Fei Shuo propped his head up with one hand, "Calm down, I'm the second generation rich, I have to cultivate myself!"

Next to him, his cool motorcycle stood alone on the empty ground.

"Xiuyan, today I have to find you and see where you are eating, drinking and having fun!" Feishuo took out the round machine from his arms and started to navigate.

Xiuyan kept drinking, his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Han Yiling rolled the skewers and watched him silently. This kid is quite brave if he can't drink. He became popular after just a few sips...

Han Yiling dangled his hand back and forth in front of his eyes. He was already drunk and his eyes were blurred.

Xiuyan grabbed his hand, then... put it in his mouth...

"Hey..." Han Yiling pulled his hand hard, but he grabbed it too tightly and couldn't pull it out.

Xiuyan licked his hand, it was itchy and hot, spreading from the fingertips, and an electric current spread throughout Han Yiling's whole body in an instant.

The other party was about to fall, and he bent over even pulling him. Han Yiling hurried over to pick him up and let him lean on his shoulder.

"How much is the boss?" After finishing speaking, Han Yiling patted Xiuyan with his hand, "Wake up, buddy, pay the bill!" No matter how much you patted, there was no response, and finally bit his neck directly, very lightly, as if Tickle it.

Fuck, it's his turn to pay again, who the hell hired whom!

Han Yiling shouted in his heart, why is he always the one who gets scammed! !

If I had known that he would not be allowed to drink, who would have known that he could drink so badly!It's so bad, how many sips did you take?Drunk like this bird without finishing a bottle.

Han Yiling resigned to his fate, paid the money, and helped him go back, but he couldn't wake him up no matter what, and there were many petty tricks, and he kept messing around on him.

Han Yiling took a deep breath and calmed down, he has a girlfriend now!He is a straight man, yes, he is a straight man!

After the psychological counseling is over, Xiuyan's face is expressionless again, "Brother, be honest with me, it's not a joke when you get mad when Brother Ling!"

"Hey..." Xiuyan raised his head and let out a soft cry, then rubbed against his neck.

Han Yiling: ... Well, he doesn't know as much as a drunk!

"What the hell is it? It's so useless. I can't find him after looking for it. It was a waste of my money to buy it back!"

An exuberant and energetic voice sounded in his ears, and Han Yiling followed the voice to see a stylishly dressed boy with a turntable in his hand, muttering as he walked.

Facing his gaze, the other party also noticed him, and walked over, "Brother, have you seen a tall, thin and handsome man?"

Han Yiling: "No, there are no pedestrians on the road at this point, why don't you go to that alley to look for it, maybe you are going to eat."

Fei Shuo: "Thank you brother." After thanking, he fiddled with the turntable and moved in the direction Han Yiling pointed without even looking at Xiuyan next to him.

The other party just took two steps, Han Yiling turned around and called him, "What's your friend's name?"

He suddenly remembered, didn't Xiuyan also come to pick him up as a child?Now at this point, who would come to find someone in the middle of the night, what a coincidence.

Fei Shuo turned around, and noticed the Xiuyan on Han Yiling's neck at this time, his eyes lit up, he walked over quickly, and raised his face, "Okay, Xiuyan, don't pick me up, go to eat and drink spicy food by yourself Well, how can we say that we are also fellow villagers, it’s too rude of you.”

Xiuyan looked at him in a daze, then continued to lower his head and bite Han Yiling's neck.

Han Yiling greeted the somewhat irritable boy, "I'm his roommate, what are you going to do, come back to the dormitory with us or find a place to live?"

Fei Shuo looked Han Yiling up and down, and shook his head in disappointment, "You are his wife? You just look like that, I thought she was so handsome."

The corners of Han Yiling's eyes twitched, not to be outdone, "You are not as good as me, I'm a school grass, what are you?"

Fei Shuo blew the broken hair in front of his forehead narcissistically, and took out a small mirror to straighten his hair, "I am the invincible super beautiful boy in the universe, not only good-looking but also rich, I am the strongest in the universe!"

Han Yiling: ... Another junior high school boy.

Too lazy to talk to him, Han Yiling supported Xiuyan to lead the way, thinking of what he said, the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, so he turned to ask him, "You said I was his wife just now?"

When he first said that sentence, all his attention was focused on his unattractive appearance. He is a school girl, how could he suffer such shame! !

Fei Shuo jumped forward, not walking properly, facing Han Yiling, he stepped back, "Yeah, but, Xiuyan is too timid, how can I give you so much time to think about it, and cultivate a relationship with you?" , I will snatch you back and tie you to the bed right now!"

Snatch it back and tie it to the bed? ?

This sentence seems familiar, as if I heard it somewhere, but I can’t remember it for a while...

Fei Shuo: "I also don't understand why he likes you. You look ordinary, and you don't look too good-looking. Speaking of money, do you have money?" He asked earnestly.

Han Yiling gave him a blank look, "I'm as rich as a country."

Fei Shuo stepped back and touched his chin, "Oh, so you are the same as me, then you are the super rich second generation here, not bad, this is fine, the others are... tsk tsk tsk, not so good. You Just follow him, he is a genius boy, a rare one in a hundred years, if you miss this village, there will be no shop here."

Han Yiling was too lazy to talk to him, and supported Xiuyan to walk forward in silence.

Fei Shuo continued to persuade: "Not only is he a genius, but he is also quite rich. Follow him for a lifetime without any worries. What else do you think? If it were someone else, he would have already washed himself up and lay on the bed."

Han Yiling kicked him directly. Fei Shuo was going to go back, but he fell down and hit the railing behind him.

"Add one more, you are unreasonable. Why did he fall in love with you!" Fei Shuo couldn't believe it.

Han Yiling couldn't help it anymore, "Brother, Xiuyan has a girlfriend! And I'm a man, don't confuse the gender, okay?"

"Have a girlfriend?" Fei Shuo followed up, disbelieving, "How could he have a girlfriend?"

Han Yiling: "It's impossible for someone to have a girlfriend, please be respectful!"

Fei Shuo continued: "How could he have a girlfriend!!"