Online Dating to Alien School Grass

"Xiuyan is so brain-dead, it's impossible to empathize with someone else!"

Suddenly his face suddenly realized, he smiled and pointed at Han Yiling, his eyes were bright and big, as if he knew something serious, "I see, his girlfriend is you!"

If it wasn't for Xiuyan's smallness, Han Yiling really wanted to beat him up, and smiled at him expressionlessly a few times, too lazy to argue with him, it doesn't make sense!

Han Yiling carried Xiuyan on his back, tied his clothes around his waist, and led him to climb over the railing with difficulty, looking thin and tall, it was quite heavy.

Fei Shuo turned over neatly and came over, looking at their school, "Tsk, it's not very good, it's too dilapidated."

dilapidated?

Did he hear correctly?This guy actually said that their school is run-down?

Their school is one of the best side universities!

Forget it, don't care about the patients with the second disease!

Han Yiling resisted the desire to hate him, and helped Xiuyan go to the dormitory.

Fei Shuo watched all the way and said, either he disliked it or he disliked it, anyway, there was nothing good to say.

When we arrived at the dormitory, Han Yiling made a booing gesture to him, "Keep your voice down, don't be found out."

"What are you afraid of?" Fei Shuo walked forward without any fear.

this kid...

All the way back to his own dormitory, Fei Shuo entered the room and treated it as his own home, took his Coke and drank it, and lay down on his bed directly after drinking.

Han Yiling: ...

Brother, you don't think of yourself as an outsider too much.

Pushing Xiuyan away forcefully, pressing him on the bed, and covering him with a quilt, Han Yiling fell asleep himself, he was so tired!

Xiuyan didn't stop all the way, there were many petty tricks, he kept pushing and pulling, and he was tired.

Fei Shuo jumped up on the bed, "Although it's not as good as my bed, it's barely okay. Alright, you two will sleep there, and I'll sleep on this one."

Han Yiling retorted, "Who is a young couple with him, be careful what you say, and that's my bed, please come here brother." He went over and pulled him up.

Fei Shuo tightly hugged the bed and did not let go, "Don't, I just found the bed, I can't sleep if I don't sleep on this bed."

"It's all the same! Hurry up and stay there, I want to rest!" Han Yiling pulled him as hard as he could.

"Okay, okay, I'll go over there, don't break my hand." Fei Shuo stretched his muscles and jumped directly onto the bed over there.

With a bang, the bed shook.

Han Yiling was really tired. Now at three o'clock in the morning, Han Yiling fell into bed and fell asleep, and he didn't bother to greet Fei Shuo. That guy knew him well, so he did it himself, so he didn't need to worry about it.

He slept very deeply until morning. Han Yiling felt a heavy pressure on his chest, which made him a little uncomfortable. He slowly opened his eyes. The sunlight was a bit dazzling, which made him squint.

He got up, couldn't get up, his body was too heavy, a black head lay on him, Han Yiling looked down, good guy, Xiuyan hugged his waist tightly and rested his head on his chest.

Looking to the side, Fei Shuo was sleeping comfortably on his stomach, sleeping alone on Xiuyan's bed.

Han Yiling was buffering in a daze.

Fuck!This guy must have been thrown here in the middle of the night!Really not human!

Pushing away the Xiuyan on his body, Han Yiling got up and came to Feishuo's bed, clapped his hands, slapped him down, and slapped his ass.

Fei Shuo was awakened in an instant, jumped half a meter high, and as soon as he landed, he quickly looked for a weapon and pointed it at Han Yiling, with a fast reaction speed.

After seeing clearly that it was him, Fei Shuo put down his weapon and complained: "Hey, why don't you sleep in the morning? Even if you are interested in me, you can't show it. I don't like you."

"Fuck! Who the hell wants you to look at me! How am I a straight man!" How can this guy speak so irritatingly.

Fei Shuo breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, okay."

Han Yiling stared at death.

"If you fall in love with me, Xiuyan will be in a hurry with me. Fortunately, your vision is not so high-end, and you can't appreciate my handsomeness."

Han Yiling: ...

How fucking narcissistic to a certain extent!To say that he is thick-skinned is to add filters to him!

"Second grade two and narcissism." After Han Yiling concluded, he went to brush his teeth and wash his mouth.

"Hey, this is obviously the truth!"

After closing the door to block his voice, Han Yiling hurriedly finished writing, picked up his phone and went out.

As soon as he opened the door, he met the dog.

Ruo was also a little surprised, "Lingzi?"

"it's me!"

Ruo also laughed, "I thought I was dazzled. Why did you get up so early today?"

He didn't dare to say that he was being suppressed, otherwise Ruogou would have gone over and beaten Xiuyan violently.

Han Yiling rubbed his eyeballs, "Not very sleepy." He was almost sleepy now. He went to bed so late yesterday and woke up so early now, so he didn't get enough sleep at all!

"Who is it?" Fei Shuo's voice came from the room.

Han Yiling closed the door casually, "Guogou, let's go, talk while walking."

Ruo also glanced at the door and followed Han Yiling's pace.

"I went to pick him up with Xiuyan last night, and that guy was him just now." Han Yiling explained.

Ruo Ye: "I'm very upset seeing you, why, did he bully you?"

Han Yiling: "No, it's just that he's too narcissistic and familiar, and he's a little bit secondary."

Ruo also patted him on the shoulder, "Don't be young, we are almost graduating, so don't care about them."

What else could Han Yiling say, he could only nod his head.

If he told everything about what happened yesterday, Ruogou would definitely pick up his knife and chop it up!

Han Yiling rubbed his arms, feeling a little sore, probably in the middle of the night because of Xiuyan's pillow.

When he came back at night, Xiuyan was alone in the room.

Han Yiling: "Where are you growing up?"

Xiuyan: "Let's go."

Good job!The corners of Han Yiling's mouth rose instantly, and he coughed and quickly suppressed Xiuyan's eyes. He sat down with a sad look and patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, I will spend more time gathering in the future."

Xiuyan: "Yesterday..." Try to recall, "Did I do anything?"

"You don't know what you looked like yesterday. You hugged me and licked and bit me. Did you think of me as your girlfriend?" Thinking back, his neck was still itchy.

Xiuyan opened his eyes wide, his ears turned red, "Is there?"

"Did you forget? It's normal. Some people break up after drinking. You should belong to that group. Junior, I'm not talking about you. Your drinking capacity is really bad." Han Yiling shook his head.

"I'll practice next time." Xiuyan's voice dropped.

Han Yiling immediately raised his hands to object, "Don't, don't like to drink, if you can't drink it, then don't drink it!" He was the one who suffered.

Xiuyan: "Okay." He hates the smell of wine.

Han Yiling took out his mobile phone to check, but Yanyan still didn't reply to his message.

Xiuyan looked at the phone page and then at Han Yiling, took out his phone, and sent the message.

Yanyan: Sorry, I have been very busy today and just saw it.

Han Yiling: It’s okay, it’s okay, your work is the most important thing.

Han Yiling: Yanyan, I want to see your photo, can you send it to me?

Today he talked about online dating with Lu He and others, and they all advised him to ask for a photo, don't be fooled by the voice.

The other party has a job that earns a lot of money and has such a colorful life energy. It is very possible that she is an aunt. How can an 18-year-old girl who has just graduated from society earn so much money?

The more Han Yiling listened to it, the more he felt that it made sense, and everything he said made sense.

Yanyan: Well, I want to show Yiling when I become better.

Sure enough, he still didn't show it to him. Could it be that the opposite is really an aunt?

Han Yiling: It's okay, I think you are good enough!

Yanyan: Next time, I will show you next time. (kiss)

Looking at this message, Han Yiling was in a complicated mood, so he stopped replying and put down his phone.

Xiuyan who was sitting next to him asked, "What's wrong?"

"Depressed." Han Yiling fell down on the bed.

Xiuyan: "What are you depressed about?"

Han Yiling was weak and had nothing to love, "I don't want to talk about it." He sat up abruptly, "By the way, Xiuyan, is your partner also dating online?"

Seeing how stupid he is with this mobile phone all day long, he hasn't been like this a while ago, so he must have been dating online at about the same time as him.

Xiuyan nodded, "Yes."

Han Yiling asked, "Did your girlfriend show you the photos?"

"No."

"Didn't you ask her for it?"

Xiuyan: "No need."

Han Yiling: "Why not? Are you not afraid that the opposite is an aunt?"

Xiuyan: "No, I know what he looks like."

"You know what she looks like, didn't you ask her for a photo?" Han Yiling wondered.

Xiuyan's eyes were sincere, "I've seen him in person."

"Myself, no wonder you are so calm, I don't even know what she looks like, I'm afraid she is an aunt..." Han Yiling lay back on the bed weakly, worried.

"Is your girlfriend named Yanyan? I've seen it before."

Hearing Xiuyan's voice, Han Yiling sat up again, "Have you seen it?"

Xiuyan nodded earnestly, almost writing the word "sincerity" on his face, "Well, I've seen it before, she looks very good-looking, you will definitely like it."

Han Yiling looked at him silently, sighed and lay back on the bed again.

"Thanks."

Xiuyan: "Why aren't you happy?"

Han Yiling looked at him helplessly, although you want to lie to me friendly, but I'm not that stupid...

If you really knew each other, you should have said it from the little skirt, and it was obvious to comfort him by saying it now.

After lying down for a while, Han Yiling stood up, went to the table and sat down, "Playing games, playing games. It's still more delicious." It's been a long time since I played.

After playing for two hours, Xiuyan bought him a midnight snack, which was very rich!

Han Yiling licked his lips, looked at Xiuyan, "This doesn't cost money, does it?"

Xiuyan: "Please eat."

"Then I won't be polite!" Han Yiling took it over in an instant, drinking pork rib soup and eating barbecue, it's not bad!

There is also a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat, a serving of crayfish, a serving of grilled fish, and a serving of fruit, not to mention how rich it is.

Han Yiling ate it desperately, but didn't finish it.

The next day, Han Yiling told Lu He and Shao Ze about his online girlfriend's refusal to post photos.

Shao Ze gave him an analysis, "Han Yiling, the opposite of you is probably an aunt, but the voice is very sweet and nice, but she is actually very old."

The classmate next to me agreed, "Yes, there are still few such car overturns on the Internet? If it is really beautiful, why don't you dare to post photos? It must be shameful, and it will be cool after posting, so I dare not post to you .”

Shao Ze: "Yes, I think it's an aunt. There are too many incidents of online dating overturning. Some people just have a nice voice, but I'm actually not that good!"

Shao Ze: "I think you should break up with her. If you threaten her, you will break up if you don't post the photos. If she still doesn't post photos, you will delete them decisively!"

"I agree!"

"Me too, that's a good idea!"

Lu He shook his head and adjusted his glasses, "This way hurts people's self-esteem too much. It doesn't matter whether the other person is good-looking or not, doing so hurts people. I think she must have low self-esteem. If she is not good-looking, you still do this If not, she will become more and more inferior in the future, don't hurt people like this, let's be more tactful."

After listening for a while, Han Yiling agreed with Lu He, "Well, it's better to be tactful, don't hurt others."

Lu He: "Yi Ling, I think you should get her address out, order a takeaway for her, and ask the delivery guy to take a photo of you?"

Han Yiling's eyes lit up, "That's a good idea!"

Shao Ze was puzzled, "The delivery guys still do this kind of thing?"

Lu He: "Just give me some money."

"Thank you, I'll treat you to dinner tonight." After sending the message to his girlfriend, Han Yiling was confident.