Online Dating to Alien School Grass

Fang Chang, coming to Japan, requests to add you as a friend, note: online dating.

Han Yiling was drinking water, and when he saw this scene, he spit out instantly.

This scene is so familiar.

Han Yiling didn't think about that, and made an excuse for him, maybe because they met on the online dating software, and he was more straightforward, so he directly noted this.

After hesitating for a moment, I clicked Agree Friend.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Did you sleep well? (laughing and crying)

It's only been three or four hours since I hung up the phone. Is this enough time to sleep all night?

Future Fang Chang (review): I'm not very sleepy.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha, let's sleep.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): But now it’s time for dinner, you eat before going to bed.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, how did you add my account?

He didn't disclose this number.

The coming day is long (modification): Look up the mobile phone number.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Is it okay? ?

New knowledge points have been added.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): (laughing and crying) (laughing and crying) I didn't know it before.

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Hey, can't you just say one more word?Really cherish words like gold.

But fortunately, he didn't reply every few hours. No one could talk to him well. Just a few words took a whole day.

After half an hour.

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): Why didn't you send a message?

Han Yiling was speechless when he saw it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Uh... You haven't been waiting for me to send a message, have you?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahahaha, is it fake?

Is there still such a person now?

However, Fang Chang in the future is quite like that kind of person. Based on his previous performance, it is very possible.

Fang Chang in the future (review): Really.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): (laughing and crying)

How should he respond?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I was busy just now, sorry, you don't have to wait for me.

Xiuyan played back the video and repeatedly watched what Han Yiling did for half an hour.

Scan it several times, not missing every detail, and then ask questions in doubt.

Tori Fangchang (Xiuyan): What are you busy with?

Can he say that he was scratching his feet on the bed in a daze?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): It's not a big deal, I just helped clean the house, and I'm still busy now.

cleaning?Xiuyan uttered these words in a low voice, and looked at Han Yiling who was picking his feet on the screen in front of him, puzzled.

His slender fingers tapped on the screen, and a few lines of words appeared in front of him.

"If you want to gain the goodwill of the people on Earth, you need to praise and flatter them in time..."

Xiuyan nodded, and a few lines of words automatically appeared on the screen, and then sent.

Fang Chang in the future (Xiuyan): You look so beautiful when you pick your feet.

shit.

Han Yiling jumped in fright, with his hands still on his feet, but he just rolled down after such a jump, his butt hurting from the fall.

He quickly stood up and touched his butt, picked up his phone, typed a line and sent it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): You are talking nonsense, I am cleaning.

He is beyond capable of reading minds!

How did you know what he was doing through the screen?

Han Yiling looked around his room subconsciously, probably because he was being monitored.

No, no, this is my own home. Security Monitor doesn't know about it, and he has no contact with him at all. How could he go to his home to secretly install a surveillance camera?

Or did you see it on the opposite floor?

Han Yiling hurriedly opened the curtains and looked out. The windows of the next-door neighborhood opposite were all closed, and there was no one in sight.

It's not right, if there are real people, the curtains are all drawn, so people can't see it.

What the heck.

To Japan Fang Chang (xiuyan): Are you unhappy?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Why should I be happy?

Is picking your feet an honorable thing?

I can do whatever I want at home, I can be sloppy, but I must dress neatly and cleanly outside, and I am also very civilized in public places.

Especially when making friends with people, all you have to show is your good side, and this is someone you have a crush on. It's really embarrassing to be said to be picky.

Anyway, he won't admit it to death!

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): I'm praising you.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, you are boasting in the wrong place, and I really didn't pick my feet. Are you kidding me? !

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): You mean you are joking?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Han Yiling breathed a sigh of relief, and what he said was so accurate that he was completely confused.

When he just relaxed, the other party sent him another message.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): You are so handsome.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling):? ? ?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Have you seen my photo?

I hurried into the space to have a look to make sure it was locked and no one else could get in.

As for why it was locked, it was because of the middle school second brother, who ran into his space countless times a day, and every time he went in, he always left a message under his photo.

Just him alone, there are at least five or six hundred replies under a photo, and those who don't know think he is some kind of Internet celebrity.

When I clicked in, I realized that the whole fucking was one person.

So, as soon as this sign appeared, Han Yiling quickly locked the space.

Fortunately, this is a trumpet, and there are almost no acquaintances in it. Otherwise, if Ruogou sees it, he must give himself a lesson and suspect that he is gay.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Why didn't you reply?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): You should make it clear before leaving.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Damn it.

After half an hour.

Fang Chang in the future (Xiu Yan): Sorry, I just went to work.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Have you seen my photos?

Lai Ri Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): No, but you are very handsome in my eyes.

Han Yiling was amused by him, and he didn't need to think about it to know that this must be the Seventh Auntie and Eighth Aunt coming into battle again.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Did someone teach you to say it?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Didn’t I tell you all about it, it’s up to you, what can you do if you continue like this.

Fang Chang in the future (review): No one taught me.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): That's okay, I can talk about love. (laughing and crying)

To Japan Fang Chang (review): This is my truth.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahahaha, in fact, I am also very handsome, killing all the fresh meat in seconds.

Fang Chang in the future (review): Yes.

He really agreed seriously, and Han Yiling couldn't help laughing out loud.

Long time to come to Japan (Xiuyan): Brother Yiling, good evening O(∩_∩)O

Seeing this message, Han Yiling's smile disappeared instantly.

The other party has retracted the message.

Did brother call me back today: Brother Yiling, good evening O(∩_∩)O

Han Yiling quickly exited his page and came to the chat page of Fangchang Lairi, where the withdrawn message disappeared without a trace.

Han Yiling rubbed his eyes and opened them wide to see, no.

what happened?

He just saw the text message that Fang Chang sent him in the future, and he withdrew it in a second, and the message from the second brother came right after.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Are you two alone?

The second brother did not reply.

Han Yiling quickly sent another one.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What the hell, I just saw that he sent me a message and retracted it, and you sent me the same one again, stop pretending, and answer quickly.

Did brother call me back today: what are you talking about?baffling. .

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): You are the one who will grow up in the future.

Did my brother call me back today: Who is he?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): To be honest, I will not do anything to you.

After reading the message, Fei Shuo looked back at Xiuyan, "He's still questioning you, so I'll tell you that you're in a bad mood and don't even know that netizen, okay?"

Xiuyan's eyelashes trembled, "Okay."

Fei Shuo sent the message, and Yaoyao nodded helplessly, "Xiu Yan, just turn around and take a look, it's not as serious as you think, at worst I'll help you snatch him back, don't be so cowardly, you don't even look like that." I know that Xiuyan."

This cowardly behavior is like a different person, just a question, why don't you even dare to answer?

He came all the way to find him, he looked so anxious, he thought something serious happened, and after a long time he just replied a text message.

Did brother call me back today: Brother, I'm in a bad mood today, I don't even know who he is.

"Beep beep beep..."

Fei Shuo turned around, "Your wife is calling."

Xiuyan turned around in an instant, anxious to answer, Fei Shuo hurriedly stopped him.

"No, you go over there, hurry up, I'll pick you up for you, if you want to pick it up, you'll have to wear clothes."

Xiuyan nodded heavily, stepped back and stood obediently like a child, and looked at this side without blinking.

The phone was connected, and Han Yiling asked, "Hello, is this Xiao Le?"

Xiao Le is the name that the second brother told him at the beginning. He said it was a nickname, but no one except his family knew it.

"Yes, I am, Brother Yiling, I'm really not, you trust me." Fei Shuo choked his throat and pretended to be gentle.

Listening to the unfamiliar voice on the phone, Han Yiling fell silent, completely different from that person.

This one has a male duck voice, and it sounds like he is talking through his throat.

Han Yiling: "Can you speak normally?"

Faced with Xiuyan's gaze, Fei Shuo let go, and his voice was bright and crisp, "Brother, I'm really not. You said that person made me look confused, what's the situation?"

He doesn't know if he is ignorant or not, anyway, he is quite ignorant now.

Are you sure this is the second brother?

Why is it a little different from his impression?

Maybe it’s because the Internet and life are different. After all, he also said that he is very cold in life, but the voice in his ear is full of yang, sunny, and there is no aloofness. Little shadow?

Have you changed?

"Xiao Le, do you still remember what you said to me last Wednesday?" Han Yiling asked him.

The second brother in middle school has a very good memory. I remember everything I told him very clearly.

Xiuyan should remind Fei Shuo.

Fei Shuo became impatient, "I told you I'm not, you've been babbling with me all this time, you found me out of nowhere, you're fine with me. If you fall into my hands one day, I'll give it to you immediately Grab it and tie it to the bed, if you don't accept it, you have to accept it!"

Fei Shuo wanted to say more, but Xiu Yan covered her mouth.