Online Dating to Alien School Grass

"Brother Yiling, I'm sorry, he is my brother, I dare not answer the phone for you, so he answered it for me." Xiuyan said.

"Take it back and tie it to the bed."

"Tied to the bed!"

Fei Shuo was controlled by Xiuyan with one hand, covered his mouth and struggled to yell indistinctly.

The voice on the other end of the phone was very cold, but it was different from Fang Chang's coldness in the past, his voice was relatively low, with a hint of hoarseness.

Although he only heard one sentence, Han Yiling felt that he was right.

This person is the second brother in middle school. Although he has never had a voice chat, he still has that familiar feeling.

The people over there have been arguing to tie him to the bed.

"You guys are having fun, I'll hang up first." Leaving this sentence behind, Han Yiling hung up the phone.

In deep confusion, could it be that he was dazzled?

And there is no record of the message that was withdrawn above, did I really read it wrong?

Xiuyan breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of Fei Shuo with the other hand.

Feishuo was exhausted from struggling. He walked slowly and panted and waved his hands, "I don't need my help to use the voice changer. He will call you when the time comes. You can use the voice changer directly. I'll go back first."

Xiuyan responded.

Fei Shuo stopped halfway, turned his head and said seriously: "Xiu Yan, I only need two new flight products you have researched, and I can help you go to the earth to snatch him back and tie him to your bed. What do you think?" So, let's make this deal work!" She looked at him expectantly.

"No need." Xiuyan refused coldly.

"Hey, you don't want to do such a good business. It's a long way to go to the earth. If you change your mind, please feel free to come to me."

"Earth." Xiuyan muttered in a low voice, and called out to stop Fei Shuo.

"I still have some old flying machines in my warehouse, do you want them?" Looking expectantly.

Fei Shuo stopped in his tracks, "I only want new ones, I've already played with the old ones."

Repair words: "5% off."

"make a deal!"

Fei Shuo ran over with a smile, eyes shining brightly, "Don't go back on your word!"

A large number of things were taken away in big bags, and Xiuyan counted the money in the house.

The entire warehouse was full of gold coins. Standing in the pile of gold coins, he looked at the amount displayed by the robot, and frowned, "It's still not enough."

For the next two days, Han Yiling didn't take the initiative to send messages to Fang Chang, and Fang Chang didn't send him a message either.

Unable to bear his temper, Han Yiling took a picture of eating and sent it over.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): picture.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Today's breakfast is absolutely perfect.

There was no reply after a while, and Han Yiling was a little disappointed, maybe he didn't want to chat with him.

Feeling depressed, the screen of the mobile phone flashed, and the message came.

Fang Chang in the coming day (modifying words): Bao, look at the chicken.

Han Yiling sat up in shock in bed.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling):? ? ?Is it so coquettish?

Fang Chang in the future (Xiuyan): The phone is broken, and the screen is a little malfunctioning.

Xiuyan ignored the old man's eyes, took a piece of paper and carefully wiped it.

Han Yiling breathed a sigh of relief.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Damn, you scared me to death just now.

Fang Chang, who will come to Japan (refine words): I'm sorry.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): It's okay, it's none of your business.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What have you been doing these two days.

The coming day is long (modification): Selling goods.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes, knowing how to use the summer vacation to earn pocket money, great!

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): Not as good as you.

Han Yiling: ...Huh? ?

Why did he suddenly feel like being ridiculed? He picked his feet at home during the summer vacation and did nothing.

After thinking too much, he should be purely praising himself, just like the previous two times.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha, I'm just an idler, I can't compare with you, you are more diligent.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): How is it? Is work going well?

Fang Chang in the future (modification): Not going well.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Have you encountered any difficulties in selling goods?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What's going on, tell me about it, and I'll help you answer it.

Tori Fang Chang (review): He doesn't want my goods.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Is it because it is not easy to use and does not suit him? Please explain clearly.

Lai Ri Fang Chang (xiuyan): The things are very useful and fit him well, but he thinks the price is too expensive.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Has he been chatting with you?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Yes.

Han Yiling knew it all at a glance and gave him a move.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): There are a lot of people who like to bargain, so you just raise the price, don't be too honest.Others will buy your things if they think that they have earned a lot of money after cutting it.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): In short, you have to increase the price to make them addicted to bargaining.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

President Xu looked at Xiuyan who ignored him chatting with people on the screen, and was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.

This kid is clearly fabricating the facts!When did he think the price was too expensive and didn't buy it!

He just felt that the price was slightly higher than the market price, and he criticized it a bit, but he was still willing to buy it.

The screen in front of him disappeared, and Xiuyan looked at him, "One price, 300 million gold coins."

President Xu almost vomited blood when he heard it. Just now it was 100 million gold coins, but now it has doubled.

Got it, this is learning according to the above, right? !

Okay, then he will bargain!

President Xu: "Can you sell 100 million gold coins?"

Xiuyan ignored him looking at the screen that appeared out of thin air.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): The most important thing is not to be cut too hard, for example, if you get 300, you can only cut 30 at most.

Han Yiling was worried about his technology. He estimated that he must be honest and kept the price low, and he didn't bargain too much.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): The maximum can only be up to this amount. If it is lower than that, he will refuse to bargain. If he is unwilling, then forget it. There is no shortage of good products.

Xiuyan withdrew his gaze and looked at President Xu, "At least 270 million gold coins, no bargaining."

President Xu took a few deep breaths, "Xiuyan, has your price increased too much? Can you sell at this price?"

Xiuyan: "There is no shortage of good goods for sale."

President Xu pointed at him angrily and was speechless. Seeing that something was wrong, he ran out and pulled him away alone.

The vice president rushed over after hearing the sound, "Xiuyan, you haven't succeeded in the deal yet?"

Xiuyan: "Yes."

"How much, I bought it." This thing has a major effect on their research institute.

Xiuyan: "300 million gold coins."

"This...isn't it a bit expensive?"

Xiuyan: "At least 270 million gold coins."

The vice president hesitated for a moment, but he gritted his teeth and agreed. Recently, there is no such thing on the market, because the difficulty of making it is too difficult, and there are many discarded ones and few successful ones.

After more than half an hour, feeling that the time was almost up, Han Yiling sent him a message.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): How is the sale?

To Japan Fang Chang (review): very successful.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Yes, it’s not for nothing. (funny)

Han Yiling was in a good mood. Although he didn't sell it, and he didn't know how much it sold, but he taught it!

To Japan Fang Chang (review): Thank you.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): For trivial matters, if you have any problems in the future, just come to me. (funny)

The other party really listened to his words, and came to him almost every day for the next few days, either helping this or that, such interpersonal relationships, borrowing money and not repaying it, and so on.

In the beginning, it was text chatting, but in the end it was a direct voice call to the mic. He did it very late. Many times Han Yiling fell asleep while talking, and kept on mic until dawn.

Tired is a bit tired, but it's really cool, and I feel a sense of accomplishment after helping people.

And more and more I feel that this person is a tough guy, he is too simple and kind, and has been deceived by so many people.

How could there be such a simple person in this society? If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

Han Yiling felt more and more pity for him and liked him more and more. His voice was nice and sincere, and compared to those glib scumbags on the Internet, he was a breath of fresh air!

The key is simply his soul mate, he likes everything he likes, and he seems to have telepathy, he can find out what he wants to do in a second.

So, for the next period of time, they chatted every day, basically Lianmai, mainly because Han Yiling said that he taught his younger brother to tell him some common sense of life, all kinds of dangers in society.

Xiuyan is happy, and those who have been tricked by him want to cry but have no tears.

Ever since the genius boy fell in love, he has become a slave to his wife. He does whatever his wife says, and keeps in touch with her all the time, ignoring all the time.

Many times, they are taught how to cheat them by their wives in front of them.

Do they dare to speak up?Don't dare to say anything.

The story of a genius boy falling in love spread all over the planet, and countless boys and girls, women and men cried bitterly on the spot.

Lovelorn.

in love.

After half a month, Han Yiling and Xiuyan fell in love happily.

It was Han Yiling who confirmed this relationship, and hinted several times that he couldn't understand it, so he just pointed it out.

From then on, Han Yiling felt like his mood was flying every day, walking with wind, the fragrance of love, so fucking fragrant.

Because of the change in his demeanor, his mother and sister complained about him several times, and even dragged him to torture him to ask if he was in a relationship.

Can Han Yiling say it?can not say!

He didn't want to come out of the closet so early, so he found an excuse to dismiss it. His mother and sister were skeptical, and Han Yiling paid a little attention in front of them, but he was not forced to ask again.

The daily routine is to chat with the partner, and sleep with mic every night.

That mood is really not generally good, as expected, the happiness of two people cannot be experienced by one person.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Ah Yan, I haven't asked you if you are 1 or 0. (smirk)

To Japan Fang Chang (xiuyan): Who are you?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Tell me first.

To Japan Fang Chang (modification): I am 1.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Unfortunately, I am also 1.

Message retracted.

To Japan Fang Chang (modification): I am 0.

Han Yiling laughed out loud.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Baby, you are too cute.

It will be long in Japan (modification): O(∩_∩)O

Hey, why did you post this emoji? As soon as he posted it, he thought of the second brother in middle school.

The second brother in middle school sends three such emojis every day, so that he has a conditioned reflex when he sees this emoji.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha, I'd better be 0.

Still curious about the feeling behind it.