Online Dating to Alien School Grass

"Hello." Han Yiling's voice was hoarse.

Xiuyan was silent for a while before saying, "Are you okay?"

He heard something wrong from the voice?Do you think he has a cold?

Han Yiling took the phone away, coughed a few times, moistened his throat, and then moved closer, "It's okay, I'm fine."

There was a moment of silence over there, "Don't think too much."

Um?What does this mean?

It's as if he knows what's going on on his side, it's like this every time, it makes him think he has special abilities.

Han Yiling: "Why think too much?"

There was a knock on the door.

"It should be my roommate, so I'll hang up first." Han Yiling hung up the phone and went to open the door.

Standing outside the door was Ruo Ye.

Han Yiling's Adam's apple rolled up and down. Fortunately, he didn't use the hands-free just now.

Ruo Ye: "Let's go, let's eat."

"So soon?" It seems that it's not time to eat, they have already eaten before they came, and now he feels undigested.

Ruo also pulled him, "Stop moaning, let's go, I'll treat you."

"Okay." Han Yiling readily agreed.

I followed Ruogou out of the campus and came to the restaurant where they often eat. The environment here is very good, the quality is good and the price is cheap, and many students eat here.

Ruo also led him straight to a table. Han Yiling tugged at his sleeve and whispered, "What are you doing? There are all people over there."

Ruo also pulled him to sit down, facing all the girls.

"Hello senior." Several young and beautiful girls called out crisply.

Han Yiling felt uncomfortable, he understood now that Ruogou brought him to introduce the girl.

It must be suspected that he has a problem with his sexual orientation, so let's correct him now, shit!

Ruo also greeted the girls very freely, called the waiter to order a few more dishes, and then elbowed the stiff Han Yiling on the table, signaling him to speak with his eyes.

Dead dog!

Under the eyes of everyone, Han Yiling grinned and said hello, "Hi girls, are you all freshmen? How did you know Ruogou?"

He's so good at hooking up, even the freshmen got him.

School just started today, and I just worked hard for a while, I don't know where I found so many school girls.

And all of them look plain?

The girls smiled shyly, and replied with short hair beside them, "I brought them here, and they met from a fight outside the school gate."

"Fight?" Han Yiling was puzzled.

"Yes, we helped when two parties fought, but we were accidentally beaten too. We met like this when we went to the infirmary later."

"Yeah, it's because of you two handsome guys." The short-haired girl glanced at Ruoya, and didn't continue talking.

"Because of us?" Han Yiling was even more puzzled.

The short-haired girl laughed, "It's okay, it's just some verbal disputes."

The other party didn't want to say more, so Han Yiling wisely didn't ask any more.

"Hello senior, my name is Zhixia, nice to meet you." A beautiful girl stretched out her hand and looked at Han Yiling expectantly, her eyes were big and bright.

From the moment they entered the school, she was attracted by his bright smile.

Han Yiling looked at her hand, and slowly reached out to shake it with her, and quickly retracted it after shaking it.

Zhixia showed a gentle smile, "Senior, can we add a contact information?"

"No need." Han Yiling said.

"Okay." Ruo Ye.

"No need!" Han Yiling firmly refused, regardless of Zhixia's embarrassed face.

He has a partner now, how can he randomly add other people's contact information!

"I'll give you his contact information." Ruo also said to Zhixia, and by the way kicked Han Yiling under the table.

Seeing Han Yiling's unwilling face, Zhixia nodded awkwardly.

Han Yiling didn't stop it anymore, anyway, he didn't agree.

Zhixia sent out the added message, and Ruo hurriedly urged Han Yiling to agree.

Zhixia smiled softly, and said to Ruo Ye, "Senior has already agreed."

Han Yiling glanced at her, it's ok, this girl knows that a twisted melon is not sweet, so she is not entangled.

The food was served, and for the next meal, Ruo was basically chatting with the girls. Han Yiling ate in silence, just wanting to slip away after eating.

After finishing the meal, Ruo also patted him on the shoulder and yelled to pay the bill.

When the person arrives, he doesn't give money. He looks at him and asks him to pay.

Han Yiling was shocked, wasn't he a treat?

With so many eyes watching and the waiter repeatedly urging, Han Yiling bit the bullet and paid the bill, scolding him to the ground in his heart.

Fuck you a dog, you are still such a dog!

Han Yiling's face was ugly, and Ruo also greeted them with a smile and said goodbye.

"Lingzi, don't be so stingy, just eat your meal, I'll treat you next time." Ruo also held his shoulder.

Han Yiling pushed him away, "Don't, if you say it again, I'll believe that I'm a dog."

Ruo didn't care and held his shoulder again, "Didn't I find you a girl too, so let's make it even."

Han Yiling quickly refused, "Don't look for me anymore, I'm someone who has a partner."

Ruo Ye: "Are you dating a man?"

Han Yiling quickly denied, "No."

Ruo Ye: "Then show me your phone." His eyes locked on Han Yiling.

Han Yiling was confident, "I didn't bring it."

I really didn't bring it with me, the phone was out of battery and was charging.

Ruo Ye: "I'll go back and see."

Han Yiling: "Go, go, my phone is my privacy, no one is allowed to see it."

Ruo also said slowly, "I'm afraid there are some shady things inside."

Han Yiling kicked him, "Your talents are all shady things."

Ruo also shook his head, "A bunch of unnutritious love action movies."

Ruo Ye: "I'll send you something good when I go back."

"Father doesn't need it." Han Yiling hugged Ruogou's shoulders from top to bottom and used the lifting weight to push him down.

Going back to the dormitory and checking the phone was over, Han Yiling was relieved.

Before lying on the bed for a while, Ruo Gou sent him some pictures. The cover was so bright that Han Yiling blushed instantly.

It is unreasonable to watch so many films and still have such good academic performance.

Ding dong a few times.

Ruogou shared: [The man was defrauded by the same sex and cheated for money, heartbroken and had no money to go home]

The corner of Han Yiling's mouth twitched, but he clicked in to read, curious.

Ruogou shared: [A homosexual man maliciously spread AIDS]

Ruogou shared: [Sisters, I really regret it. Now that I have AIDS, my life would be worse than death. Why should I...] Source from a certain post.

Ruogou shared: [I had a date with a 1, he took all the valuables away from my house after lifting his pants...] Source from a post bar.

Han Yiling was convinced when he saw the title, how did the things get taken away?

After I clicked in and looked at it, I realized that the other party came with bags and bags on their backs. After playing, I took advantage of the other party's time to take a shower, and took away all the other party's shoes, socks, clothes, wallets, etc.

Clothes and shoes are quite expensive, costing thousands of dollars each.

This is really ignoring people for mentioning them, how can it be like this?

This brother came prepared, he must be a repeat offender!

Han Yiling: The last one is a bit funny. (crying and laughing)

Ruogou: ...

Ruogou: What do you think?

Han Yiling: There are everyone in this world, absolutely.

Ruogou: Don’t let me know that your online dating partner is a man!

Han Yiling: (Cartoon character laughs foolishly)

With a ding dong, another new account came, and it was a boyfriend.

To Japan Fang Chang (xiuyan): Good evening.

Han Yiling turned over on the bed.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I just came back from outside, Ah Yan, what are you doing?

Fang Chang in the future (refinement): On the boat.

The future will be long (modification): (cute)

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): On the boat?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Didn't you say you were on the road?

3 minute later.

Tomorrow Fangchang (review): Does what you said before still count?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What did you say?

He talked a lot.

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): I don't mind if I'm different from you.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): This, it must, always counts.

Seeing the earth so close at hand, Xiuyan let out a tense heart, and sent a few words on the screen in the air.

Fang Chang in the future (review): I am on a spaceship.

The smile on Han Yiling's face suddenly froze, he looked deeply at the words on the phone, and blinked vigorously to make sure he read it correctly.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Are you playing games?

I must be thinking wrong!

The future will be long (modification): pictures. (inside the spaceship)

The future will be long (modification): pictures. (Photograph of Earth taken inside the spacecraft)

The future is long (modification): I will go to the earth immediately.

Han Yiling looked at these photos, and there was a deathly silence in the air.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, are you kidding me?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): This joke is not funny. (crying and laughing) (crying and laughing)

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words):?

Han Yiling called the phone, and his cold voice came from his ear.

"I didn't lie to you." The voice was serious.

Han Yiling was speechless for a while, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

He didn't speak, neither did the other party, waiting quietly for him to speak.

It took a while for Han Yiling to sort out his mood.

"You don't want to say that these photos were taken by you, do you?" The fakes are so serious that they are taken from the Internet at first glance.

Xiuyan: "Well, I just took a picture."

Han Yiling had a headache, "Stop joking with me, where did you take this kind of photo!!"

He must have brought the pictures from the movie!

Xiuyan: "I took pictures in the spaceship."

Han Yiling: ...he suspects that he is out of his mind.

He suddenly felt that he was a little abnormal!Could it be that he is also a patient with secondary illness?

Han Yiling wanted to die on the spot.

"Don't you believe it?" After a while, Xiuyan asked.

How can he believe this?

"Are you really not kidding me?" Han Yiling asked again.

Xiuyan replied seriously, "No, everything I said is true."

Han Yiling: ...the head hurts.

Xiuyan: "I'm going to fight the earth soon, and I can meet you soon."

"Arrived on Earth? Could it be that you are still an alien?" Han Yiling was a little speechless.

Xiuyan: "Yes." He hesitated for a while, "To be precise, he is a hybrid with the earth."

Han Yiling: ...

I'm afraid he's not a fool, he's a half-breed on Earth!can really talk...

Han Yiling: "Then this little alien brother, where do you live, which planet are you on, is it the moon or the sun?"

The other party corrected him solemnly, "The moon can't live in people, and the sun can't live in people. There are no living conditions."

After repairing the words, he replied seriously, "I live on planet m15, which is a planet extremely far away from the earth. My residence is in the spiritual abyss, which is a paradise for researchers."

Han Yiling didn't listen to a single word, only the sentence from the Mental Academy, and there was a sudden thunderstorm, and he felt like he was being torn apart.

His eyes gradually became dull, and he sat on the bed scratching his head and doubting his life.

He actually fell in love with a mental patient online, and chatted for so long, what the hell!

Xiuyan watched his performance in puzzlement, quietly waiting for his response, expectant and nervous.

It took a long time for Han Yiling to calm down, took a deep breath and said to the phone: "I still have something to do, brother, let's not chat for now."

Xiuyan: "Okay..."

As soon as the sound came out, Han Yiling hung up the phone, ran into the bathroom that came with the room and washed his face violently, he wanted to be sober!

After waiting for a while, he came out, picked up his phone, and there were a few new messages.

It was sent by the psychopath and the dog.

Ruogou: I just saw a new post to share with you.

Ruogou shared: [Damn, I was cheated. After I found out, my online dating partner was poor and frustrated. He lied to me that he was 1 meters, but he was actually 8 meters, and ugly, wow! 】

Han Yiling felt the same way, he felt the same way now, and it was even more broken than this feeling!

At least he is a normal person, he is a crazy person here.

I spent more than a month with a mental patient, and I still laughed so sweetly and chatted so happily!

The more Han Yiling thought about it, the more chilling he became. He liked him quite a bit, but when he suddenly made a sharp turn, he fell off the cliff before he could react...

Click on another message.

Fangchang in the future (Xiuyan): Because I need to close some facilities to descend to the earth, we can't chat for a while, don't worry if you can't find me. (hug)

It's best not to chat!He will not go to him!

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Okay, I'm pretty busy these days, so let's not chat, I'll find you when I'm free.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Good.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): By the way, I lied to you last time. I’m not in Bianda. I haven’t studied anymore, and I’m already working.

Han Yiling didn't want to go back to him at first, but then he thought about what to do if he came here to find him, and maybe he could do something, after all, he was mentally ill.

Han Yiling wanted to beat himself to death, why did he tell him the university he went to! ! !

Now expect to trick him!

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): When did you find a job?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): I have had it very early.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Work is quite leisurely, I haven’t been to work much, but recently I plan to go to work hard, it’s far away abroad, and I won’t be able to come back for a while.

The implication is that there is no hope.

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiuyan): Why don't I know?

Damn, did you install surveillance around me?Do you know where I go?

Han Yiling continued to lie to him patiently.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Hahaha I'm sorry, I didn't tell you. I'm really busy. Don't come to see me in such a hurry. I'll talk about it when I return to China.

In the future, it's not up to him to decide. When the time comes, he will send a message saying that he is busy abroad. The jet lag will make it impossible to chat, and it will gradually fade away.

5 minutes later……

To Japan Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): Do you mind if I am an alien?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): No, I am also an alien, and I am still the god of outer space. People from every planet in your world have to call me a boss when they see me.

Fangchang Lairi (Xiuyan): Is there such a thing?

Fang Chang in the future (review): Aren’t you from Earth?

Damn, he really believed it.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): I'll check it out.

Also check...

1 minute later.

Fang Chang in the future (review): You are a purebred earthling.

That is required.

Fang Chang in the future (review): Who told you that you are not from Earth.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): What's wrong?

Fang Chang in the future (refinement): He is lying to you.

Han Yiling: ...I want to lie to you right now.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Brother, just say whether you believe what I say!

Future Fang Chang (Xiu Yan): Why is it not called Ah Yan anymore?

That's not the point, okay?

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Ah Yan, don't come here and look for me...

At this point, Han Yiling suddenly remembered that he didn't tell the other party his name, and he didn't give the photo. He only relied on a voice, so what if he really came?

When it comes, as long as you hide far away, you won't be able to recognize it!

Depend on!He was so confused!

After deleting those messages, Han Yiling sent another one.

Swear not to be a dog (Han Yiling): Don't you have something else to do, let's stop talking, I'm going to sleep.

Fang Chang in the future (modifying words): Okay, good night.

Han Yiling turned off his mobile phone and couldn't fall asleep. He looked at the roof with complicated emotions. The bed next to him was still empty, and his new roommate hadn't come yet.

The author has something to say:

Ah - I really wrote a lot in the past two days, I will take a day off tomorrow, see you on October 10st!