Online Dating to Alien School Grass

Han Yiling has never looked forward to the start of school so much as before, and by the way, he has also paid more and more attention to his appearance, using facial cleanser that he doesn't use every day.

It's getting closer and closer to the start of school.

The dog called him.

Ruo Ye: "Do you want me to pick you up when school starts tomorrow?"

Han Yiling: "OK, when will you come over tomorrow?"

Ruo Ye: "About eight o'clock in the morning."

Han Yiling: "OK."

Ruo Ye: "Xiao Lingzi, you are not quite right, why are you talking to me?"

Han Yiling: "Haha, is there any?"

Ruo Ye: "Did you fall in love?"

Is he that obvious?

Han Yiling: "No, happy to start school."

He didn't dare to admit it, otherwise the dog would beat him to death and bury him in the grave.

As his good buddy who grew up, Ruo is also a proper homophobic, and he hates homosexuality extremely.

To what extent do you hate it?A male classmate accidentally touched him, and immediately got into an argument and beat him up.

He felt that men should not have close contact and should keep a certain distance.

Of course, this is only compared to strange boys, and I don't care what he says.

Friends.

Except for friends, his patience is 0, and a stunning look may cause a fight.

Others kept looking at him because of his good looks, and he felt that they were interested in him, and he was a disgusting homosexual.

Although Ruo Ye's name is cool, but his appearance is really amazing, he is big and grassy, ​​male and female are indistinguishable, and he is beautiful regardless of gender.

It is also because he has been telling himself all kinds of nausea about homosexuality that Han Yiling became interested in homosexuality.

It can be said that Ruo was also his first teacher.

If it weren't for Ruo's constant talk, and what he did, Han Yiling wouldn't even know that the two men could still fall in love.

He's straight to the point.

"You were not so excited when school started before." Ruo also questioned.

Han Yiling: "It's different today, I won't chat with you anymore, remember to come to me tomorrow."

Ruo was also dubious, "Really not in love?"

Han Yiling felt guilty, "No."

"Okay, I'm hanging up, see you tomorrow."

"it is good."

They are not far away, and they all studied together in elementary school, middle school, high school and university. They are close buddies since childhood, and they go together every time school starts.

There are not many brothers, but this one is enough.

They regard each other as each other's best buddies. Although Ruo Ye is beautiful and unchanging, he has a violent personality. When he was a child, he made a lot of troubles for him and got into many fights.

Ruo was also merciless in fights and worked desperately, causing people to be afraid of him when they saw him in the future, and they always took a detour when they saw him.

Although Han Yiling also fought and was naughty when he was a child, under Ruo Ye's protection, he suffered a lot of injuries.

Thinking of seeing Lushan's true face tomorrow, Han Yiling was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night.

A phone call was made, and the second was connected.

"Hello..." Han Yiling called out tentatively.

His cold voice came, "I am here."

"I can see you tomorrow! I'm really looking forward to what you look like, why don't you send me a photo now, so that I won't recognize you when the time comes."

Xiuyan: "I won't be able to arrive tomorrow."

"Why?" Han Yiling sat up from the bed.

Xiuyan: "It will take some time, I'm still on my way."

Han Yiling: "The day after tomorrow?"

"It's fine to arrive the day after tomorrow. I'll pick you up then."

Xiuyan: "It's not the day after tomorrow."

Han Yiling wondered, where is he?It doesn't take that long to take a plane.

Xiuyan: "I'll talk to you when I get there."

Han Yiling: "OK."

Xiuyan asked cautiously, "Do you mind the difference between people?"

"It's fine if you don't mind me." The other party is the rich second generation.

His voice was obviously more cheerful: "If one day I am not a normal person, will you still be with me?"

Not a normal person? ?What the hell do you mean?

Is it because he is afraid that he will get sick in the future and he will abandon him?

should be.

Han Yiling immediately replied straightforwardly, "No."

A low laugh came from the other end of the phone.

Han Yiling comforted him, "Don't worry, don't feel pressure to meet, I'm not a scourge."

Xiuyan: "The last one, do you hate being cheated?"

cheat?

Han Yiling: "That must be, who would like to be deceived."

"What would happen if I lied to you?" Xiuyan was cautious.

Han Yiling rubbed his chin and thought about it carefully, "If it's serious, it should be that he has never had any contact with him."

Han Yiling: "What's the matter, are you asking me if you have something to lie to me?"

Xiuyan didn't answer.

Han Yiling: "Don't lie to me, I don't like others to lie to me the most, so I have to tell the truth."

Xiuyan let out a muffled hum.

"I believe you won't lie to me." He was as innocent as a piece of white paper, how could he lie to himself.

For this, Han Yiling is very confident.

In the early morning of the next day, because he started school, his mother made breakfast very early, and Ruo also went to the place to have a meal.

His mother explained a few more words before finally letting them go.

After getting into the car, Ruo Ye never took his eyes off him.

Han Yiling was a little hairy when he saw him, "What are you looking at, my face hasn't been washed?" He touched his face with his hands, and it was smooth.

Ruo also looked away, took a sharp breath and complained, "I smell a sour smell of love."

Han Yiling:? ? ?

He was shocked, so easy to see?

Ruo Ye: "If you're in love, just tell me straight up, I won't fight you."

Han Yiling smiled embarrassingly, "I fell in love with someone online."

Ruo also looked at him in surprise, "You still know how to date online?"

Han Yiling was in a hurry, "What are you talking about, what do you mean I can still date online!"

Ruo also looked him up and down: "You don't look like that kind of person."

Han Yiling was upset, "What kind of person? Isn't online dating a normal person?"

"Take care of your love, don't cry at the end being cheated." Ruo didn't bother to look at him, and closed his eyes to rest.

Han Yiling kicked him, "Speaking is not pleasant, he is a rich second generation, if I want to lie to him, I will lie to him."

"You also hooked up with Bai Fumei?" Ruo also looked disbelieving.

Han Yiling clicked on the red envelope record to show him the transfer, "Let's write it now."

"Who's blind and fell in love with you?" Ruo also shook his head and sighed.

"Your father and I are so attractive, you and other single dogs can't appreciate it." Han Yiling bickered with him.

Ruo also folded his arms around his chest and closed his eyes to rest, talking non-stop, "I can't find it in real life, so I can only go to the Internet to find innocent girls to cheat."

"Who said I can't find it, I just don't want to look for it." Han Yiling happily opened the chat record and sent a greeting text message to her boyfriend.

Ruo also opened his eyes to peek, and Han Yiling quickly took the high.

Ruo Ye: "I want to see which silly girl has taken a fancy to you, she's asleep, and won't chat with you anymore." She closed her eyes.

When we arrived at the school, many people had already arrived. When they saw the two of them, their eyes lit up instantly, and the girls who were with them were discussing the two of them in a low voice.

"Did you see, these are the two school grassroots of our side university, handsome!"

The new student nodded obsessively, "Is the one on the left Ruo Ye? It's really as male or female as the rumors say!"

"Wow, Han Yiling is so handsome. As expected of the Sunshine School Grass of our department, he will be my senior from now on. My God, I have to face such a handsome guy every day!!"

"Here it comes, it's finally here, after waiting for so long, the two school grassroots are finally here! Ahhh, I'm dead, the longer I grow, the more handsome I am!"

"I think they are a good match. You see Ruo has been leading the way for him all the time. It's easy to attack." A girl stared.

The person next to her hurriedly covered her mouth, "Shh, this is absolutely unacceptable, Xiao Xiaocao hates homosexuality very much, be careful of being beaten."

"Ah, I'm a girl, does he hit me?"

The girl next to her glanced at her, and said with disdain: "There is no difference between men and women. If anyone says such things, he has to deal with them. Freshmen know better. If you say something wrong, we will not fight you." Then continue to love He looked at Ruo Ye who was drifting away.

The person next to her echoed: "That's right, I really don't understand what you guys are thinking. You always like to make up cp in your head. As long as two men are together, you will make up your head. It's really boring."

"Student, it doesn't please you to speak like this. Are we hindering you?"

"Why, do you want to fight? Come on." The girl who spoke first saw the person disappear, and walked forward with her chest up.

"Why didn't you make a move? Didn't you dare?" The provocation was disdainful.

After a while, the two girls started fighting, and many people came to fight, some were accidentally hit, and angrily beat that person.

Ever since, the number gradually increased, and a large number of security guards from the school rushed over quickly before finally stopping it.

Han Yiling and Ruo, who had gone away, didn't know either, because the two of them caused a scuffle.

When they came to the dormitory, Han Yiling and Ruo also went back to their respective dormitories.

The dormitory was still very clean, so Han Yiling cleaned up for a while, made all the quilts and everything, and then took out all his things from the suitcase and put them in order.

The bed next door was empty, and the roommate hadn't come yet.

Their dormitory is a room with two beds, all of which are separate beds. The condition is very good, comparable to a small apartment.

After resting on the bed for a while, Ruogou hadn't come yet, so Han Yiling went out to look for him.

"Han Yiling." He ran into his roommate Lu He head-on.

A gentlemanly boy wearing glasses, one class higher than him, is a junior, and will graduate this year.

Lu He has a gentle personality and is easy to get along with.

"Just arrived." Han Yiling greeted with a smile, "Come in, I've packed the house."

Lu He shook his head anxiously, "I can't live in your dormitory anymore. I'm looking for you because Ruo also got into a fight with someone. It's right in front of you. Go and have a look."

Fuck, fight again!

Han Yiling put away his smile and rushed over quickly, and sure enough, he saw his figure at the forefront.

Ruo also won completely, the other party was beaten and cried by him, surrounded by many students.

"Fuck you, don't let me see you looking at me with such wretched eyes in the future, or I will see you beat you every time!" Ruo also said viciously.

The beaten boy was supported by two people, but he wiped away his tears and dared not speak.

"What's going on?" Han Yiling asked Lu He.

Lu He was a little uncertain, "They started fighting when I came, it seems that this freshman hit on Ruo Ye."

"I just thought you were a girl, and I didn't know you were a man. If you are a man, you can give me your number, but I don't want it either." The freshman sobbed softly.

Ruo Ye: "Are you fucking blind?? You can't recognize me with short hair??"

"Stop talking, let's go." The person next to him hurriedly pulled him away.

The protagonists have all left, and those who watched the excitement quickly dispersed.

Ruo Ye kept looking fierce, with bloodshot eyes, with one hand in his pocket.

Han Yiling walked over and pulled out the hand in his pocket, clenched his fist tightly, still trembling, Han Yiling opened his fist, "Don't be angry, Ruogou, you are indeed easy to be mistaken for your gender, calm down. "

Lu He came over to persuade him, "Gao Ye, you should talk less and talk more in the future. After asking clearly, don't do it just because you disagree. This is school violence."

Ruo was also breathing heavily, but his emotions hadn't calmed down yet.

Lu He sighed, and exchanged glances with Han Yiling, "Han Yiling, I'm going back to the dormitory first."

"Okay." Han Yiling nodded, and then led the dog back to his dormitory to live in.

Because of Ruo Ye's personal reasons, he is the only one living in his dormitory.

If you want someone to come and live, they don't dare, everyone is afraid of him, and only freshmen dare to strike up a conversation with him.

The teacher agreed because Ruo also has good grades and is the top student in the grade.

Moreover, Ruo never takes the initiative to find trouble, and fights with people are always caused by others, being struck up by words, seduced or molested.

As long as the boys avoid this, they will be fine.

At first, Han Yiling shared the dormitory with him, but his snoring was too serious, and he also liked to talk in his sleep. Han Yiling moved to the dormitory because he couldn't sleep.

"Okay, I'm fine, you go back and rest." Ruo also sat for a while and said.

"If... one day I dated a boyfriend, what would you do? Brother, can you still do it?" Han Yiling looked at him nervously.

Ruo also narrowed his eyes, staring at Han Yiling dangerously.

The eyes were so sharp that Han Yiling's heart beat violently. If he persisted for a few more seconds, he felt that he was about to confess everything, so he quickly avoided his eyes.

Ruo Ye: "Why are you guilty?"

"No way." Han Yiling insisted.

Ruo Ye: "If you talk about a boyfriend, I will beat him to death and bring you back to life."

Han Yiling: "Why don't you whip me?"

He thought he would beat him to death, and sever the relationship between brothers, so that they would never communicate with each other.

Ruo Ye: "It's fine if you make a strong request."

Ruo also took out the phone from his pocket and nodded once, then turned the phone directly to hit him.

On the phone is a picture, this part, this intestine...

A feeling of nausea spread from his heart.

"Fuck, what is this?" Han Yiling quickly pushed the phone away.

Ruo also replied blankly, "Anal prolapse." He swiped and another photo appeared.

The location is private, and the picture is disgusting.

Han Yiling knows this without answering it, shit stick.

Ruo also continued to swipe, and Han Yiling didn't dare to look at it.

A sense of vomiting came from his heart and stomach, and he hurried to the toilet to vomit.

Ruo also came to the toilet and pulled Han Yiling out, pressed him on the bed and sat down, and forced the phone to face his face.

Ruoya: "Look, this is the number of gays infected with AIDS, and look again, this is the number of gay marriages cheated."

Ruo Ye: "It's so disgusting and life-threatening, are you sure you want to be a part of it?"

After vomiting, Han Yiling's face was a little pale.

"Is your online dating partner a man?" Ruo also examined Han Yiling.

Han Yiling dodged his eyes, got up and didn't look directly at him, "No."

Ruo Ye: "It's better not."

"I'm a little tired. I'm going back to the dormitory to rest." Han Yiling hurried away, and Ruo also called him to stop.

"Lingzi, you probably don't know what prolapse of the anus means, do you?"

Han Yiling stopped and turned to look at him.

Ruo also smiled slightly, with evil eyes in his eyes, and said every word, "I just dried out the intestines, and what's more, the intestines have to be dried again, it's so cool!"

shit.

Han Yiling hurriedly left his dormitory, his stomach churning again, entered his own dormitory, closed the door and took a few sips of water, finally suppressing the discomfort.

At this moment, the phone rang. Looking at the name on it, Han Yiling hesitated for a moment and still connected.

The author has something to say:

Ruoya's character design can open a book for him.