[Comprehensive] Stupid humans~

! "Hearing this sentence, the system gentleman feels that his parts are a little rusty, hehehe, you got it wrong TvT

Leoli and Kurapika who also heard this sentence were also unable to support their foreheads. Qi Ya was almost injured by a pig because of an accident, and couldn't bear it. "Why are you shouting so loudly! Even Xiaojie knows this What should I do when the time is right!!" The system gentleman who watched the show nodded straightly.

Hearing his name, Xiaojie blinked, "Ahh~ shouldn't I shout it out!!?? Why!!" [...] This brat... Qi Ya, who was dismantled, had explosive combat power, and instantly eliminated the opponent in front of him. The pig ran in front of Xiaojie and gave him a headache, "It's good to be quiet at this time!! Listen! Got it! Got it!!!!"

Looking at the farce in front of them, Leoli and Kurapika could only smile weakly, while Xiang Yang curled his lips indifferently, "Why do you need to cover up what I said, let those stupid humans know that it's just for them It's just better to entertain me next time~" The people who heard Xiang Yang's words were almost annoyed, in order to prevent the exam from being messed up by Xiang Yang, Qi Ya slapped Xiang Yang on the back of the head, bluntly Debunked his little thought "Don't always make excuses for your laziness, you son of a bitch!!!" ← You have worked hard for a year, Mr. Qi Ya~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xiang Yang turned his head and said "Tsk", "Did you expose it again~" ← Why are you dissatisfied! !The people who heard their conversation wanted to lose their temper, but they couldn’t do it anymore. It’s better to go to the roast suckling pig first~ Who cares about these bastards~~╮(╯▽╰)╭

————————— I am the dividing line of roast suckling pig ———————

When Xiang Yang and his group of five moved the pig to the examination place, there were already a lot of people there, so they quickly prepared by themselves. Seeing the pig without any pig hair or other parts, Xiang Yang turned his head and was about to ask Is it enough to just bake it, but found that everyone is repeating the same action, without any new ideas, and turned his head silently, what can he say~~ As for reminding these stupid humans~ Hehehe, maybe the examiner I just like that type of pig~~~ Xiangyang is ready to watch the show! !

Because there are more places to be processed, Xiangyang's roast suckling pig is slower than other people's roast suckling pig, so it is very pleasant to watch the show.

The first person to rush forward was a fat examinee. He raised the roast suckling pig that he was very satisfied with with one hand, and closed his eyes proudly. "Okay, eat quickly~" Men Qi looked at him disapprovingly. With a glance, he announced lazily, "Then, it's time for the selection~tasting~~" Hearing this sentence, Buhara couldn't wait to eat it. After taking a bite, he smiled and said "delicious~~" A sign with an O painted on it, the fat examinee nodded triumphantly, at this moment Men Qi unceremoniously held up a sign with an X drawn on it, "It's overcooked, it's all hardened, the original deliciousness of the meat is gone. It's wasted~" The fat examinee looked a bit unwilling, "What! You haven't tasted it at all!!" Men Qi impatiently pointed at him with a sign, "It's clear at a glance, okay!!!" The fat examinee lowered his He muttered "Damn it" and walked away.

The next one was the bald ninja who impressed Xiangyang more. I have to say that his shiny hair in the sun really attracted Xiangyang's attention. The bald ninja threw the roast suckling pig on the table. Let it go, and I am very proud of it. "Come on~Try it~" Bharat raised the O again with a smile on his face, and Men Qi did not change his mind, and raised the X impatiently. The bald ninja was hit hard "Huh!! Why!!??" Men Qi calmly answered his question, "It's dry on the outside, but still raw inside, it's too hot~"

Afterwards, many candidates came one after another, but they all faced the same ending, they all lost their qualifications from Men Qi, the five of Xiangyang hesitated for a long time but did not rush forward rashly, in the end the five were willing to move Kurapika from the brain came to analyze it for everyone, "This time the exam is cooking, and the main test is judgment and observation~" Hearing what Kurapika said, Xiaojie and Leo Li smiled clearly, "So So~" Leo Li rushed over first, and Xiang Yang, who didn't understand at all, patted Qi Ya on the shoulder who failed to pass and had to come back, and then glanced at the roast suckling pig made with the secret ingredients provided by Mr. System , I decided to take another look~

At this time, Leo Li just put a roast suckling pig with a flag in front of the examiners, "Well, this is my uncle's roast suckling pig!" He lowered his face and threw the roast suckling pig into the air, "Do you think this is a children's set menu? Grave eggs!!??"

Xiaojie hurried forward, "The next one is mine!" Men Qi threw the roast suckling pig away again, "There is no difference at all!!!" Bharat used his throwing skills, and successfully caught the roast suckling pig again , full marks! ! (Ah hello!)

At this time, Kurapika's roast suckling pig was just ready, and he put the roast suckling pig that looked like a hamburger on the table, "Next is mine, please judge!" Men Qi stared dead. Yuyan looked at him, but this time he didn't put it aside all at once, and said "huh╭(╯^╰)╮a decent dish finally appeared~" Then he took a bite, at this time Men Qi was completely Being pissed off by myself, the mouth is naturally picky, "It's too bad to eat!! Although the appearance is very important, the most important thing is the taste~ You are also on the same level as No. 403!" Kurapika obviously fell into an abyss In the movie, he kept saying "the same level as No. 403" ← No. 403 Leo Li will cry for you! ! !

After watching the whole farce, Xiang Yang lowered his eyes, and rarely said anything, but silently corrupted his roast suckling pig with demon power.He clearly knew that this pig was useless, and now that examiner had completely fallen into his own world, no one would be qualified.

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Looking at the pile of materials in front of him, Xiang Yang was a little puzzled: Which one is the salt?

Mr. System, who knows nothing about the kitchen: It should be the purple liquid~ (referring to soy sauce)

At least he still knows that salt should be solid, Xiang Yang comforted himself, maybe the salt in this world is like this~~ Silently sprinkled soy sauce on the roast suckling pig: Mr. System, you are so smart, you know everything~

Hunters: Hey!You are too used to him! ! ! !

The second game is ongoing

Sure enough—"Ah!~ I'm full~ I'm full~ I announce the end of the exam!! The number of people who passed this field—0!!!"

Following Men Qi's announcement, everyone started to discuss as if the pot had exploded, and the dissatisfaction that existed in themselves reached the extreme in an instant. The fat examinee who stepped forward first yelled, "Are you kidding me! I'm here The hunter certificate test is not for the cook!! Everyone agrees, right!!??" Following what he said, everyone seemed to have found their backbone, and they all protested.

At this time, Saci, who had been on the tree not far away, slowly put down the binoculars, "Is it really like this~" He took out his mobile phone and made a quick call... On an airship , a man who looked like a mung bean hung up the phone with a face full of bewilderment, "What should I do~ Chairman?" Looking carefully, this man was not the one who distributed the number plates to Xiang Yang and others.The person known as the president slowly stood up from the chair, "I can't help it~ Okay! Let's go~"

But there was a mess on the other side of the examination room, "No one passed? Is she serious!!??" In the end, I won’t accept it!!” Men Qi said without hesitation: “The result won’t change if no one is qualified~” Hearing Men Qi’s answer, the fat examinee became even more angry, “Are you kidding me! If I want to eat pork, I will do my best." Before he finished speaking, Men Qi interrupted him impatiently, "The roast suckling pig you cook has only one trick, and I think you look down on cooking! "

Hearing this sentence, the bald ninja also resisted in a low voice, "The roast suckling pig, whoever cooks it will have only one taste~" Who is Men Qi, she naturally heard such a small but not small voice, Annoyed, she immediately went to the bald ninja Hanzo and grabbed his collar, "Tell me again! Next time you speak in such an arrogant tone, I will [beep——] your ass, and let your [beep] ——] I can only [beep——] ah [beep——]!!" ← Damn it!What the hell did you say! !I have been muted everywhere, grave egg! ! !

Buhara was also very helpless in his heart, Men Qi's fiery temper was completely ignited now~ Just as he was thinking about it, Men Qi sat on the sofa again with a soft and hard look, "In short, you are not qualified!"

The fat examinee yelled arrogantly again, "You are just a mere gourmet hunter!! I am not the same as you!! My target is a bounty hunter!!!" Men Qi was very angry this time but calmed down Come down, "Is it~ But now I, a mere gourmet hunter, can judge you as unqualified~~"

Xiaojie was a little frustrated, "Is it really over like this~" Qi Ya, who was a little indifferent at first, saw Xiaojie like this, and quickly comforted him, but what kind of comforting words does a young master who has been spoiled by everyone in a distorted way all day long Well~╮(╯▽╰)╭Of course it has no effect~ Leoli and Kurapika, who felt that the atmosphere around the two of them was a bit strange, didn’t interrupt easily, but Xiang Yang rolled her eyes and said, “It’ll be over~ She’ll change her mind It's~" Xiang Yang's tone was too firm, which made the four of them feel hopeful amidst their doubts.

"Wait a minute!" Without disappointing Xiang Yang's judgment, a steady and powerful voice came from the air, and then an old man jumped out from under the airship that appeared in the air at unknown times. After the dust cleared, everyone was puzzled When they got up, only Menqi and Bharat were surprised and called out respectfully, "President!"

After a while of silence, "The president of the Hunter Association!?" "So it's the president~" "This guy is the president—" "Ah~ the president..." ←Something messed up, is it an illusion...

Taking advantage of the chaos among the examinees, the well-known chairman and Men Qi discussed it, and Men Qi quickly admitted his mistake respectfully, and the chairman expressed his satisfaction, "Oh, how about that? Let's do it~ Men Qi should do me a favor by voiding this exam question and making a new one, how about it?" Men Qi thought for a while, nodded, and turned his head to the examinees who stopped talking at some point, "Then I declare , this time the test question is boiled eggs! President~ can you send us to the mountain over there?"

The few people who got the chance again inexplicably looked at Xiang Yang with strange faces, "You knew this would happen?" Qi Ya asked~

Xiang Yang stretched his waist, and rolled his eyes around the four people, "Because this king will definitely be able to pass, so how can you who have taken advantage of this king's glory, you can't pass~" How could the protagonist be unable to pass among these few people~

【...Host, do you blushing for taking over the aura of the protagonist so much~】

'Shut up!Come out and tell them if you have the ability~'

【…】Mr. System said that he was stabbed deeply in his heart, hehe ╭(╯^╰)╮When I have a body~ I will, I will... break up with you for 10 minutes! ! ← Haha, people are afraid...

Hearing Xiang Yang's answer, Qi Ya's face was numb, indicating that he was used to it~ Xiaojie blinked his eyes, it sounded like Niubi coaxing him, thinking that his eyes unconsciously brought a little admiration~ As the only one who didn't A normal person in a normal place, Leo Li said: Bear kid smash~←_← Kurapika twitched the corner of his mouth with a wry smile, and tactfully changed the subject.

Chatting like this, they soon came to the mountain mentioned by Men Qi. There was a deep crack in the middle of the mountain, reaching the bottom of the mountain. Men Qi went to the crack and introduced that Xiang Yang was not too I heard what she said, but I also know the general meaning, that is, there is a kind of spider's egg underneath, and that is their exam question~

Immediately afterwards, Men Qi went to demonstrate it in person under the dissatisfaction of the candidates. After seeing that everyone had demonstrated it, he came up safely. What else can I say? Let’s go up~←_←

When Xiaojie yelled "It should have been like this~", most of the people jumped down, Xiang Yang followed closely behind, easily grabbed a spider thread, got a spider egg, and followed down There were more and more people, Xiang Yang frowned, and keenly found that the thread was about to break, so he used his demon power to explore, and at the moment Xiao Jie opened his eyes, Xiang Yang's voice overlapped with Xiao Jie's voice, "That's right. Now!" If there is any difference, Xiang Yang said it to himself, and Xiaojie shouted it loudly~

Sure enough, it didn't take long for them to be rushed up the mountain under a strong air current. They succeeded!

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Mr. System: Xiangyang Xiangyang Xiangyang~~~(≧▽≦)/~

Xiangyang: (Draw a map to conquer the world, ignore him)

Mr. System: ...Xiangyang? (づ￣3￣)づ

Xiangyang: (Writing thoughts about conquest, ignore him)

Mr. System: ...I'm angry!The consequences are dire! !I want to break up with you for 10 minutes! ! ! QQ

Xiang Yang: (glances at him, continues to write thoughts, ignores him)

Three minutes and four seconds later. . .

System Jun: Xiangyang Xiangyang Xiangyang~~~(≧▽≦)/~(づ￣3￣)づ

Xiangyang: ... Heh, heh←_←

Avengers 111

The five people who successfully passed the second test gathered in one of the rooms of the airship. Not long after the airship took off, Qiya and Xiaojie were arguing to start an adventure on the airship. Xiang Yang said that he didn’t want it. With these two naive bear kids~

Xiang Yanggang expressed his wishes, and Kurapika and Leoli apologized afterwards and expressed that they were very tired and wanted to rest for a while, so Chiya and Xiaojie went out together, and after Kurapika and Leoli When Oli was tidying up, Xiangyang lay down without the slightest scruples. You must know that Meteor Street is much dirtier than this ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Taking advantage of this time, Xiang Yang slowly closed his eyes and began to search for the information provided by the friendship of the terminal mission. After reading it, he thought about it, and it was related to that fiery red eye, one of the seven beauties. Hearing Kuroro mention it casually, I didn't expect that I had such a relationship with him. In this way, Kurapika is the orphan of that Kuruta clan! ?

Xiang Yang thought that if he wanted to make Kurapika not think that the Phantom Troupe was the murderer, he must first know why he thought the Phantom Troupe was the murderer. What if Kurapika saw with his own eyes that someone from the Phantom Troupe did it~ After all, I am not very familiar with this world, and if I make a wrong step, I will make a wrong step...

Because of thinking too much, Xiang Yang felt his head was a little swollen, scratched his hair in annoyance, opened his eyes and sat up, looking at the particularly conspicuous national costume on Kurapika, he was dazed, It wasn't until I heard Leo Li's stomach growling that I was slightly relieved. I touched my stomach, which was also a little hungry, and looked at the two people who seemed to have no response, and they were still sleeping soundly, without any guilt Woke up the two of them, saying let’s go eat something together ~ As for the task ~ the stomach is more important, isn’t it~~~~

Along the way, despite Kurapika's persuasion, Leo Li kept complaining about being woken up and being uncomfortable, Xiang Yang curled his lips secretly, hum╭(╯^╰)╮I see that you guys are hungry I asked you to get up and accompany me for dinner because I didn’t know it, and I even blamed me, hum ╭(╯^╰)╮ignorant human beings are the most annoying! ! ! !

After a while, Xiang Yang realized that Leo Li's complaining voice had disappeared, and looked around in a daze, only to realize that Leo Li had somehow run into a good-looking girl with a number plate 111 and hooked him up , isn’t the girl sitting opposite the two brats who are about to go on an adventure trip~ Unknown, Xiangyang and Kurapika walked over quickly, and as soon as they walked in, they heard the girl say: "I want to take the exam." Go bounty hunter, because I want revenge!"

After listening to this sentence, Xiangyang obviously felt that Kurapika paused, and continued to listen with great interest, "I originally lived in a very happy family, and my father had a family property that could buy a small country. Because of this, someone hired a killer to kill my father!" Speaking of this, the girl looked at Qi Ya, who had been out of touch with him since just now, with eyes full of hatred, "The members of the killer family are also taking the hunter certificate test now, and the killer family is notorious Yuan Yang beat up the enemy's family, and that person is you!!!" The girl's tone was full of sarcasm, she even raised her own weapon, "The enemy is right in front of me, how can you say I won't take revenge!"

Hearing this sentence, no matter how the other four people reacted, Xiang Yang, who is super protective, was not happy anyway. He even couldn't help laughing when he heard the girl's self-righteous words, "Haha~ You don't think yours is too ridiculous What? Under such circumstances, you actually chose to seek revenge from a killer!? This is the same as someone who stabbed you with a knife. A knife?? Pfft~" At this point.Xiang Yang's face turned cold, and he pulled down the corners of his raised mouth, "If that's the case... your so-called revenge really makes me feel sick~" Hearing this sentence, the girl excitedly picked up her weapon and rushed forward. He was blocked by the impatient Qi Ya.

Regardless of the development over there, Xiang Yang fell into his own thinking, the person holding the knife...a knife? ……etc!He seems to know how to make Kurapika think that he has made a mistake in his judgment. Compared with the whole lie, half-truths and half-false are easier to be believed, isn't it~ Heh heh~ This time... Kuroro~ You have to owe This king is alone~~

When Xiang Yang was thinking, No. 111 was successfully captured because he was found to be a stowaway. When he came back to his senses, he saw Kurapika staring at him with disapproval, "Xiang Yang, no matter how Say, what you said is a bit too much." Perhaps because he is also an Avenger, Kurapika always feels that Xiang Yang's words make him very uncomfortable.

Xiang Yang calmly took over the topic, "Could it be that what I said is wrong? This kind of person who doesn't know who he is, but who just cries for revenge is not stupid, so what is it~" Kurapika is very smart, he easily Feeling that Xiang Yang was alluding to something, he frowned in dissatisfaction.

Seeing that the atmosphere between these two people was not right, Lei Oli quickly came over, "Eh... don't ruin the relationship because of an outsider~" Xiaojie also came over, "That's right~ let's leave this topic like this~ "Only Qi Ya can be said to be indifferently staring at the conflict between the two people. Anyway, Kurapika's face turned cold. "I didn't intend to be angry about this. No. 111 is so blind, I have seen it with my own eyes!"

Hearing this sentence, Xiang Yang finally looked at Kurapika seriously, and the corners of his lips curled up in confusion, "Oh~ (two voices) Then how do you know...what you see is real~ How do you know...the phantom troupe did not have instructions from the people behind them, or some transactions~"

Kurapika's eyes turned red involuntarily, and he stared at Xiang Yang tightly, "What do you mean by that!? What do you know!!??"

Xiangyang stared at the pair of eyes called fiery red eyes with interest, and under the watchful eyes of the four of them, he used his demon power to change the eyes back to the red color that had never changed since he started the monster bloodline, and then slowly approached Kurapika , An ambiguous atmosphere spread between the two people, "I know everything~" As for the people behind it, let's push it to the ten-year-old man who is very magical, anyway, the information given by the system gentleman shows red eyes The incident does have something to do with them~

Kurapika looked at the bewitching eyes in front of him, a little at a loss, he didn't know how to describe his current mood, and finally just turned into a sentence, "Are you from the Kuruta clan too!!??"

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"Are you also from the Kuruta tribe..."

When Kurapika said these words, his expression obviously changed from full of doubts to half-belief, Xiang Yang smiled meaningfully, and the fish took the bait~ "I don't even know what I'm talking about now." What~~" Xiang Yang didn't deny it as quickly as when Kuroro asked last time, but in the eyes of Kurapika and others, Xiang Yang acquiesced in this attitude.

Qi Ya at the side said that he didn't know why the topic started with the woman who planned to kill him, why he pulled out the identity of his friend after talking about it, and the topic was seriously distorted! ! ? ?

Looking at Qi Ya's expression, Xiaojie and Leo Li, who unexpectedly slowed down earlier than him, patted him on the shoulder, expressing that they should calm down first, and we can just watch from the sidelines. Have you ignored all of them~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Kurapika, who had indeed ignored all three of them, opened his mouth excitedly, clenched his fists tightly, as if trying his best to calm himself down, finally suppressed the volume, and spat out with difficulty in a hoarse voice. One word "You said..."

Xiang Yang casually said that Mr. System had given the information, "You should know the tenth old man~ According to the information I got, the phantom brigade gave all of them to the tenth old man one day after they got the red eyes, and then they It’s as if some kind of agreement has been reached, not to interfere with each other, until today~”

Kurapika was in a trance, and he couldn't accept that the enemy he had identified for so long was wrong, but he still believed it [-]% in his heart, and he fell powerlessly on the sofa. Supporting him, he didn't refuse Leo Li's help, but continued to ask, "Then how did you know~"

Xiang Yang's body froze for a moment, "It's not impossible to tell you~ This king has an exclusive intelligence officer... Ah Ming!" His thoughts flashed, and the name flashed in his mind, So he said it.

[...Host, when did they get another name~] Mr. System was obviously a little dazed when he heard this name, so it’s okay to name it, why did he have the same name as the one named Li Ming! ! ? ?

Xiang Yang obviously also had a guilty conscience, and said fiercely, "Shut up!"I'll call you Ming from now on! ! '

[...Oh TvT] There is a system gentleman with a name out of nowhere, oh no, I should call him Ah Ming~╮(╯▽╰)╭

No matter how Xiangyang and Ming communicate in their hearts, another period of communication still has to continue. Kurapika looked at Xiangyang who even said his hole card (not!!), feeling a little complicated, "I believe in you~"

【End task:

Disrupt Kurapika's point of view "The Phantom Troupe is the murderer" (Completed)

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Listening to the prompt in his mind, Xiang Yang lowered his eyes and slightly raised the corners of his mouth, "That's it~" This is... Ah Ming can draw a human shape~~

Xiang Yang revealed to Kurapika that it was half-truth and half-false from the beginning, "You should know the tenth old man~ According to the information I got, the Phantom Troupe gave all of them to the tenth old man the day after they got the red eye [in After the Kuruta clan was exterminated by the Phantom Brigade, as the bandit leader who did whatever he wanted, Kuroro, the head of the Phantom Brigade, got tired of playing with the fiery red eyes that were dug out without a trace of agility within a day. The price was sold to ten old men, and the other half were sold to famous auctions in various places, and only a few were kept around for collection~] After that, they seemed to have reached some kind of agreement and did not interfere with each other until What about today~[The reason for non-interference is actually that both sides are too aware of each other’s strength, and the other party has not exceeded their own bottom line, and they have also obtained certain benefits, so they ignore it ╮(╯▽╰)╭] "← Apparently our little angel Kula was tricked by Xiang Yang a bit miserably~

Seeing Kurapika and the others who had recovered a lot and the voice of Ah Ming counting down in his head, Xiang Yang realized that he should bid them farewell. Before he could say anything, Kurapika asked again with a complicated face. A question "I don't understand why they can kill everyone without mercy?"

Hearing this sentence, Xiang Yang was stunned for three seconds, and the appearance of Meteor Street in his mind kept appearing in front of his eyes. Under the eyes of the four people, he finally opened the corner of his mouth, "This king can only say that it is because they and This king is also from Meteor Street~" After finishing speaking, he ignored Qi Ya's understanding and the confusion of the other three people, turned around and walked out, and said softly, "Goodbye~ I wish you all good luck~"

When Xiaojie and his group heard this sentence, they just thought that Xiang Yang was going back to rest, and didn't pay much attention to it. They didn't know that Xiang Yang had disappeared on the airship until they got to the trap tower, after the mung bean man told him that he might have left by himself. As if he abstained.

On the other side, Xiang Yang, who had abstained, sat on the ground calmly in a pitch-black space where he could not see his fingers and nothing around him, and smiled gracefully like Kuroro, "Okay, let's talk." Tell me~ What's going on here~ Stupid Ah Ming!?"

Successfully transformed into a human form, even in this state, Ah Ming, whose eyesight is very good, tightly grasped Xiangyang's hand, "Master, please listen to my explanation QAQ"

Feeling the temperature on his hands, Xiang Yang, who slightly relieved the fear in his heart, calmed down, "Say!"

Feeling that Xiangyang is getting better, the system Jun made an inch and hugged Xiangyang, "Calculated improperly~ After exchanging human-shaped interstellar coins, it happened to be stuck at the value of minus 1000, but don't worry, the host, because it didn't exceed too much value, after four days We can go out~”

Xiang Yang, who had no choice but to deal with such a dark place, did not refuse A Ming's hug and lay down in A Ming's arms in this position, awkwardly saying, "There will be no next time!"

When Xiang Yang was not angry, Ah Ming, who was unexpectedly bold, brushed his lips lightly on the top of Xiang Yang's hair, and smiled "Okay~"

The System Lord/A Ming

From the time it was created, it knew that it was a little different from other systems, but it couldn't tell what the difference was, and because of this difference, it was very reluctant to sign a contract with others easily, see Seeing the so-called companions around it go away one by one, Dr. X, who created it, was obviously very distressed, and finally simply threw it into a parallel space, letting it find suitable candidates by itself.

It embarked on a journey like this, one year, ten years, one hundred years... until one day, it was hit by a mass of unknown objects, and the mass of unknown objects wanted to take away its consciousness, and it felt bad like this It fought with the unknown object, and later it won, and then it got the memory named "Li Ming". It thought this was the unknown object, and this did not affect it, so it did not Never mind.

The too long life makes it feel boring. From the freshness at the beginning to the numbness later, it has seen all kinds of life, but it has never found its favorite contractor, just when it is impatient enough to start the self-destruct program Who knew that it would meet the boy named Xiangyang in the memory of "Li Ming" in this situation~

At that time, it looked at the life of the boy in the laboratory, and he never collapsed in that situation. It couldn't help but wonder what would happen to this boy who occupied such a deep place in Li Ming's memory~ It saw Watching him being injected with liquid, watching him become friends with the boy named Liudaokui, watching him get angry, watching him smile, unconsciously it fell in love with observing his life, this boy named Xiangyang—— He's a little different ~ it thinks so ~

One day, he and his companion ran away, and when his companion asked him to go first, it clearly felt his reluctance, and when he returned to the deserted land, it looked at his expression It knew it was going to be bad, the unknown liquid on his body would destroy him, and when it thought about it, it felt flustered, and immediately signed a contract with him without thinking too much.

Four days later, looking at him, my current host woke up safely, and heaved a sigh of relief. Listening to his escape thoughts, I felt a little messy. Is this what a normal person should have? ! ? ?

Then when I finally got to introduce myself, I couldn't deny that it was really exciting, after all, it was the first time ever! ! !But the unkind host interrupted its introduction without hesitation, but it still couldn't bear to dismantle his TV. Why didn't he realize that his host's secondary illness was so serious at the beginning! ! ? ?I just want to say one thing: my heart is so tired~

The next development has to be said to have really exceeded its expectations. It can't help but arrange simple and suitable tasks for him, excludes tasks that are not good for him without hesitation, and arranges everything for him without him saying anything. , very natural, as if taken for granted~

It wasn't until the day when its own host shed tears and was confused by the host's emotional frequency that it realized that it was abnormal. From the very beginning, it knew that it was different from other systems. It had an intuition, and today it can know What is the difference, so I carefully checked my own chip. After a long time, it realized that it was because it had feelings. It turned out that it had feelings that it should not have. After knowing this , it feels a little lucky, glad that Dr. X didn't destroy it, but threw it out instead.

In the next few days, it quietly watched its host complete the tasks it released time and time again, slowly experiencing the feelings in its heart, happy, calm, eager...and angry ...

When accepting the end task, it moved selfishly and used almost all of its interstellar coins to exchange the small black box for the host. It knew that if the host had to complete the task by itself, the task would take a long time, and it didn't want the host. I have been in this world for a long time~ I have to admit that when I saw the interaction between my host and that Liudao Muke, it was very angry. This kind of anger, it knows, has a scientific name called jealousy, and it doesn’t like its own host and that Liu Dao Muke. The atmosphere in between, it never wanted not "it" but "he" like this moment

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In fact, all contracts are time-limited, so it has another selfish intention. After arriving in another world, while its host is sleeping, it quietly replaces the contract with a permanent version that is forbidden to use~ Actually There is also a couple version of the contract, but it is decided to use it after everything is clear~

...It should have been like this, but what did it see! ! ? ?My host actually kissed that pervert! ! ! !It was so jealous that it was about to go crazy, and it changed the contract again that night. Although it was a bit guilty, it would have to be changed sooner or later~

Another year has passed quietly like this. After taking the exam of what kind of broken hunter, it finally saw the end task. Like last time, it picked the simplest one and released it. Seeing that its host is very Quickly completed a task again, ran from the inside to the outside, and then continued to run