[Comprehensive] Stupid humans~

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To be honest, it is quite jealous of the kid next to the host, after all, he has never done a Ferris wheel with the host~ This kid doesn't know how to be content at all! ! !But this time, the kid said to stay away from that pervert, and he agrees! ! ! !

Later, after chatting with the host, I walked to the second examination room. The atmosphere is very good, so it won’t tell you~~~~(≧▽≦)/~ By the way, something happened this time that made it special If you are dissatisfied, it's fine if the host didn't cook the food for himself for the first time, but it was ruined because of those two examiners!Oh my god!So angry! ! !Of course~ no matter what, my host passed the test as a matter of course~

Later on the airship, when I saw my host lying and not drafting the fool, it said that knowing the truth would make me smile~~(≧▽≦)/~~(≧▽≦)/~

In the end, it somehow got a name that made it feel very uncomfortable. I have to say, if it didn't know that it was impossible, it really suspected that its host knew that it had annexed the conscious body named "Li Ming"~~~

In the end, it successfully became "he" as he expected, and he was really happy~ Seeing the expression of his host after waking up, he immediately went up to explain~ But he won't tell the host that he did it on purpose Letting myself and the host be locked up in a small dark room, after all, it’s the first time I come out, and I want to spend a while alone with the host or something~ It’s not too much, isn’t it~~(≧▽≦)/~

Feeling that his host slowly fell asleep in his arms, he said that he is too cute to be afraid of the dark and ghosts~ The host is totally unprepared for him, which is amazing! ! !

As for my small thoughts, for the sake of loving the host so much, the host will forgive me, right~ A hint of cunning flashed through Ah Ming's eyes, and he slowly and softly kissed Xiangyang's forehead, the future will last~ One day I will let you understand~ After all, I only have you, and you only have me~ Don’t you~~

dear - host

Dear - Xiangyang

return × strange

Amidst the shouts of "Thank you for coming, welcome to your next visit!", Xiang Yang walked out of the store slowly, unscrewed the cap of the juice bottle in his hand, poured it up, and rubbed his extremely hungry stomach irritably.

Inadvertently saw a person wearing a black kimono and holding a sword flashing by, and continued to walk forward calmly, until he found a chair, and then sat down leisurely. He couldn't help sighing. After staying in the small black room for four days, he and A Ming returned to the world where they first met.

But I don't know why this place is full of things that I have never seen before, and the place where I stay is a place called Liuhun Street, which is... a place where dead people live!Thinking of this, I couldn't help grinding my teeth, but I heard what A Ming meant, maybe it was because most of the people I knew in this world thought they were dead, so they fell into this place.

When he thought of this, he became angry. When he completed the first end task last time, he wanted to say, what the hell is that important friend achievement that has passed away! !How rich their imagination is to imagine their own death! ! !This king is the one who wants to conquer the world, how could he die, grave bastard! ! ! !

"Host!~ You must be starving, right? QAQ I'm not good. QAQ Let's eat this cake to fill your stomach first~" Hearing the familiar voice, Xiang Yang finally shifted his gaze to A Ming who just ran over, ignoring it because A Ming's name, other people looked at him strangely, raised his chin slightly, took the cake silently, and was a little puzzled, "Where did you get the money~" After falling into this place called Liuhun Street, , the money on them will become waste paper, useless~

A Ming twisted and swayed his waist, pretending to be shy and winking, "Oh~ host~~ Do you really want to know~~~" Xiang Yang's body froze, not because he disliked it, but because A Ming It's really not suitable for this expression! ! !Turned his head away seemingly calmly, stopped looking at A Ming, naturally bit the food in front of him, and said in an erratic tone, "I don't want to~" Hmm... Is A Ming possessed by an alien~ If so , how to make it come out by itself...

Looking at Xiang Yang, who was caught in an unknown tangle, a smile flashed in A Ming's eyes, and he dug another spoonful of cake and handed it over.Obviously, the two of them have not only done this kind of feeding once or twice, the atmosphere of peace surrounds the two of them, even just looking at it can make people feel happy~

——————————— I barely satisfy the dividing line of appetite———————

"Well~ according to what you said, if you want to leave here now, you have to kidnap a god of death first~~" Xiang Yang raised his chin slightly distressed.

A Ming felt that there was something wrong with this sentence, but he really couldn't tell what was wrong with Xiang Yang, and added, "Well, there is another way to become the god of death by yourself~ But this is a plan that takes a lot of time, and it will take a long time after we go out. It is possible that many plots are over, and we are mainly going to correct the interstellar currency now, so I do not recommend this plan~~~╮(╯▽╰)╭”←Ah hello!Kidnapping or something, are you bandits? Don’t even correct him, you’re too used to him! ! !

Xiang Yang cast a glance at A Ming, don't say anything if you don't recommend it, stupid A Ming! !Ah Ming blinked his eyes to show his innocence, he just felt uncomfortable if he didn't say it~~

Xiang Yang felt that his eyes were about to be blinded, so he quickly changed the subject, "Okay~ Ah Ming! Let me take you to conquer the Xingchen University, ah bah! Spy on the enemy and take the hostages!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" After the current situation, Xiang Yang, who was surprised and very emotional, laughed wildly with his hands on his hips.

Ah Ming couldn't bear to destroy Xiangyang's fantasy, so he nodded silently. Why does he feel that he has lost value again? This time he has fallen from a bandit to something... A Ming, who couldn't bear to continue thinking, silently covered his face~

Thinking of a very serious question, Xiang Yang stopped his domineering ([-]) behavior, turned his head and looked at A Ming seriously, "Then, where are we going now...Another way of asking...Where is the god of death?"

A Ming, who was also aware of the problem, froze, "Walking casually, you can always come across it~ Part of my settings have been automatically closed since the interstellar coin minus 1000, and the Omniscient Map is one of them~" However, being I don’t regret it when I close the small black house~~~

When Xiang Yang heard it, even Ah Ming didn’t know it. After a while of depression, he cheered up and showed a relaxed smile, “Then just walk around ~ if you don’t meet it, let it meet you~~” ← Definition of Secondary [-] :Always think that the world revolves around me~

Seeing that his host didn't think he was useless, Ah Ming cheered up and looked at the ground casually. After finding the branch, he picked it up and threw it on the ground again, pointing to the direction of the sharper part with a serious face. , looked at Xiang Yang, "Then, this way~~" Xiang Yang, who didn't think there was anything wrong with this behavior, also nodded seriously, "Okay!" ←You guys are overdoing it casually! ! ! ! !

At the same time, where Xiangyang and the others were going, they also encountered some situations-"What~ I became a young lady in Seiringting~ She is so arrogant~~ Don't you think so!?" A seemingly leader The yellow-haired man said with a malicious smile.Immediately, I got a lot of responses, "Yes!" "You are lucky!" "Why can you..."... They entered the academy from Meteor Street just like Lucia, but But because of luck, Rukia ascended to heaven in one step and got the status that everyone worked so hard to get, which made them very dissatisfied. When they saw Rukia walking alone in Ruhun Street, they thought a little bit carefully.

Rukia, who was surrounded, was very impatient. She just came to Ruukon Street to relax because of some things. Get to your own wounds and annoy yourself.

In fact, those people surrounding Rukia were still very afraid of the Kuchiki family's revenge, but seeing that Rukia didn't refute, some small thoughts that were already there gradually grew with desire, and greed gradually covered them. Their eyes made them forget the consequences of doing so, they looked at each other, showing their ugly faces, "We wanted to teach you a lesson a long time ago~"

Rukia frowned, and vigilantly held the saber beside her.

———War is on the verge of breaking out

Acquaintance × Kuchiki

After not walking for a long time, he saw Xiang Yang, who was bullying the few with more, and men bullied women, and said after a few minutes: It's too much! !as a person! !How can you be so treacherous! ! ! ...Although human beings are inherently treacherous ╮(╯▽╰)╭but! ! !Xiang Yang put one hand on his hip and pointed forward with the other, "You!!!! Let go of that woman!!!!!!"

... The next sentence is for me to come... I witnessed Xiang Yang's change from a face of indifference and trouble to a face of righteousness, whoever I don't save!During this whole process, A Ming silently covered his face: Didn't he just subconsciously say that the woman is wearing a deadly costume that only a god of death would wear! ! ? ?The face-changing speed is too fast, hey! ! ! !

The people who were stopped by irrelevant people turned their heads to the two people who had a very obvious sense of presence. The leader wanted to teach Rukia a lesson. Stop talking!! If you don’t want to be implicated, just get out of here!!! Did you hear that!!! Brats!!!”

Xiang Yang, who was so (reluctantly) tolerated (being) easily (forced) to take care of his own business once, felt his veins bulge out, and pulled out a grinning face, "Hey! The one at the front! Don't look!! It's you!! The cannon fodder A who just spoke!!! You are very courageous~ This king is nagging!? Tell this king to go away!? This king is a brat!!??” He lowered his face, showing a murderous look, "I will sentence you to death, bastard!!!! "

Just said it directly! !Cannon fodder A or something! !Very straightforwardly stated the very sad fact-cannon fodder!Right! ! !A Ming, who has no combat power but is only a support system, backs off and makes complaints about it ← You are not qualified to say that he is a bastard! ! ...Ah, wait~ I said the same thing~(≧▽≦)/~

Just as Xiang Yang held up the soul knife and was about to kill cannon fodder A with one blow, Rukia, the protagonist of this incident who had been ignored for a long time, hurriedly stopped him, "No! If you kill them, this matter will not be good. It's dealt with!" Seeing that Xiang Yang stopped his actions obediently, Rukia breathed a sigh of relief, "Although I don't know who you are, thank you for helping me~"

Of course, Xiang Yang, who had a plan in the first place, would not take too much pride from Miss Death, put away the soul knife, and said nonsense with a serious face, "Where! This king just can't understand the style of this group of people~"

A Ming, who knew everything, and Rukia, who came out after knowing that the two of them had been staring at each other for a few minutes, stared at Xiang Yang's face: No, no~ In fact, you only acted after they finished talking, get out, kid. Didn't intend to do that, don't think I'm a blind asshole! ! !

Seeing that the faces of the two were not right, Xiang Yang coughed twice... said (pretend) lie (forced) said (pretend) too much, it was too obvious, so was it exposed~~~ Innocent looking at the sky, walked to Ah Ming, Pushed it, saying that he had nothing to say, and it was his turn~

A Ming, who was entrusted by his host, finally stopped his daily habitual complaints, and turned his attention to Rukia. After looking at her, he carefully analyzed the emotional fluctuations displayed on Rukia, and saluted slowly. "Miss Death, to tell you the truth, we do have something to ask you."

I have to say that as long as he is not talking to Xiang Yang, A Ming can always make the most correct judgment in the shortest time. Anyway, I feel that this kind of plan is more reassuring than helping without need. I really breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, after all, you guys helped me, just ask if you need anything~ I'll try my best to help~"

A Ming smiled and retreated to Xiang Yang's side, "That would be the best~ Let me introduce myself, I am A Ming, and this is my...king, Xiang Yang."

After listening to A Ming's introduction, Xiang Yang felt very awkward all over his body, especially when A Ming paused and said [My... King], his heartbeat became more obvious, and I don't know if it was because of the [ Wang], or because... A Ming said that [my]...

No matter what plans these two people had, Rukia didn't see what it was anyway, so he took up the topic naturally, "I'm Rukia Kuchiki, of course, you can just call me Rukia~" After reading Looking at the crowd "lying corpses" around, "If you have any demands, why don't you just go to my house and say it ~ what you say here will always feel a little awkward." Seeing that Xiang Yang can beat this group of people, and also saw Xiang Yang's soul knife, Rukia, who is a bit rough, directly believes that the two people have spiritual power, and plans to bring them into Seireitei.

Xiang Yang, who never expected to enter the place where the gods of death lived so smoothly, looked at each other and blinked his eyes. Xiang Yang came to his senses first, and patted Ah Ming on the shoulder to show that you did a good job~ After you go back, you will be very happy. There are rewards! ...Okay, the next sentence is A Ming's own reverie~╮(╯▽╰)╭

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The butler of Kuchiki's house felt surprised and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose. This was the first time his lady came home with someone~ "Miss Lucia, welcome home, these two are..."

When she saw Kuchiki House, Rukia withdrew her smile, obviously a little restrained, "These two are my friends, can I live here today?"

Seeing that Rukia's attitude has not changed, the butler still sighed involuntarily, "Of course, I'm also very happy that Miss can bring her friends back. If you ask me about this kind of thing, it won't hurt me. "Miss, when will you realize that this is your own home~

Rukia froze again, "I, I didn't mean that..." She was at a loss, not knowing what to say at this time.The butler smiled and did not continue the topic, "Then I will arrange two guest rooms right now." Before he could finish speaking, A Ming interrupted him.

"Sorry to bother you, a guest room is fine, there is no room...Xiangyang is by my side, I can't sleep~" A Ming lay on Xiangyang's body ambiguously, his movements were self-evident, the housekeeper accepted too much information He pushed his glasses again, "Okay..." Then he turned around and cleaned up the room until the three people disappeared from his eyes. He originally planned to move the guest room of the two people farther away, but now he sees It’s not necessary to come~~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Rukia's concern

Talking about Rukia and Xiangyang, A Ming was walking on the way to the side hall, Rukia had been very concerned about what A Ming said that there was only one guest room, so she couldn't help asking: "Well, you two Do they all sleep in the same room?"

It is true that Xiang Yang, who has not been separated since the binding, never felt that there was anything wrong with it. He just thought that Ah Ming was with him all the time, and he was not used to being separated suddenly, so he was naturally very frank when facing this question, "Yes. ~ Ah Ming has indeed always been in the same room as this king~" As everyone knows, it is such a frankness that left Rukia with a big misunderstanding←Maybe it was just a misunderstanding~

Ah Ming seemed to be ignorant but walked beside the two of them as a matter of course, smiling, of course he would not correct all this, after all this is the effect he wanted~╮(╯▽╰)╭

"Ah, we're here~" After walking for an unknown amount of time, Rukia stopped in front of a door, walked over and opened the door herself, and looked at the two people, "Come in~" After Xiang Yang and Ming entered, Rukia followed in unhurriedly, knelt down on the main seat, and saw that everything was ready, so she asked, "Now we can talk, what's the matter?"

Xiang Yang picked up the teacup that had been prepared a long time ago and put it in front of him, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Shouldn't you be kind to me at this time~" If the atmosphere was so tense, it would be difficult for him to speak~

Rukia was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, her ears felt hot, "Is that so? I'm sorry, I've never done such a thing..." Obviously I've been at Kuchiki's house for so long... Sure enough, I'm still not suitable for being here, right? ...Just thinking about it, Rukia's expression darkened.

He didn't pay attention to Rukia's behavior at all, Ah Ming just looked at Xiang Yang with all his attention, and didn't say a word. Xiang Yang saw that A Ming was so uncooperative, so he rolled his eyes helplessly, and could only do it by himself~ a comforting smile " It's nothing~ But if you're so nervous, you won't be able to concentrate on listening, right~"

Hearing what Xiang Yang said, Lukia took a sip of tea, stabilized her emotions, and finally maintained her normal mind, "Well, you can talk now."

Xiang Yang lowered his eyes, as if he was thinking of words, and after a while, he said to himself, "Don't be surprised when you say it, the king and Ming are not dead, they just fell into this place accidentally because of a malfunction of the space-time machine. After inquiring about it, I realized that this is a place where people arrive after they die, and this king doesn't want to disturb the order here, this king just wants to leave here, so, do you understand?" Xiang Yang flickered (two The column of technical and disease offenders has been opened! !

Rukia's eyes widened, and she looked at Xiangyang with the expression that you are lying to a ghost. No, I was a ghost. Suddenly, Rukia took another sip of tea. After calming down a little, she was still distorted. Asked with a straight face, "How can you prove that what you said is true!?"

Xiang Yang stared at Rukia with the expression that you don't believe me, seeing that she didn't change her attitude at all, with a puffy bun face, she concentrated the demon power in her hands and made it materialize, she was still a little unhappy to explain "It's cheap for you~ This is the ability of this king. You only need to look carefully to see that it is not the same as the ability you use. If you still don't believe it, this king has a lot to prove to you!"

Xiang Yang has done this, and even if Rukia didn't look carefully, she could still notice the difference between it and spiritual power, even though it was unbelievable, she had to believe it.Seeing that Rukia's attitude has changed, Xiang Yang is naturally satisfied, and continued, "This king roams the world and shoulders important tasks. In many places you don't know, in recent years, people who claim to create a new world There are more and more people, and the troubled world is in chaos..." At this point, Xiang Yang didn't continue, as if he was complaining bitterly, Rukia was disturbed by this emotion, and didn't speak anymore, and the room was suddenly silent .

When Rukia thought that Xiang Yang was so sad and couldn't bear to disturb her, Xiang Yang and A Ming's inner dialogue began, "A Ming...the king has no words..."

Ah Ming, who had been silently watching Xiangyang from the sidelines, almost spit out the tea when he heard this [If you didn't think it through at the beginning, don't say it casually TvT]

'How could this be!This king finally found an opportunity to implement the conquest plan! '

... So you haven't given up yet [What is the plan? 】

Humph ~ This king has successfully learned the lessons of his predecessors in the past few years, and acted in the name of Bai. As long as this king still has strong strength and can give them certain benefits, then even if this king conquers In the world, this king can also represent justice! '

Ah Ming, who completely pampered Xiang Yang, would naturally not refute any of Xiang Yang's opinions [My home (old) host (wife) is amazing~]

Xiang Yang looked smug, and finally raised his head, "The conquests of the past few years are not done in vain~" After the conversation, Xiang Yang obviously couldn't wait to go to the human habitation and remove the negative effects of interstellar coins. Feeling down, she looked at Rukia seriously, "So, have you decided to help me~"

Rukia, who also thought about it for a long time, closed her eyes for a while and said, "You are very lucky. I just happened to be arranged to go to this world in a few days, and I will take you with me." Rukia, who doesn't like being known by others, still said, "Can you hide your body and follow me at that time, it will be more troublesome if you have to report it."

Xiang Yang frowned, now there is no way to buy anything in the store system, wait!The ability of my monster system is mainly to devour and corrode. If I just hide my figure, I should still be able to do it~ So I happily agreed to Rukia's request~

—————————— I am at the dividing line of the night————————

Lucia finally finished the day and lay down exhausted. It was not without her own considerations that she agreed to Xiang Yang's request so easily. As long as she remembered when they first met, she couldn't control her slightly trembling body. The speed and strength of swinging the knife are completely unmatched by her, and she is sure that if she hadn't stopped them at that time, those people would have been corpses long ago, and she can also feel that Xiang Yang is definitely not a bad person, but the kind who ignores life What kind of environment can one have such an attitude~ She didn't dare to bet, so she had to follow their request and send them out of here!

Love and not love 【End】

The morning light shining on his eyes made Xiangyang feel uncomfortable. He half-opened his eyes in a daze, looked at A Ming who was embracing him in a daze, and thought about what happened. After a while, he finally came to his senses. Yesterday I slept with Ah Ming, and because the weather was too cold, I didn't know who started it first, so I just hugged each other and fell asleep.After sorting out what happened, Xiang Yang yawned, got into A Ming's arms again, and rubbed against him reflexively.

After watching Xiang Yang's series of actions, Ah Ming silently covered his nose. How could his host be so cute~ Ah Ming, who had never paid attention to such trivial things before because he didn't have a human form, was successfully attracted by Xiang Yang. After waking up Xiang Yang, I struggled for a while, thinking of Xiang Yang's death to save face, Xiang Yang would never be willing to sleep in someone else's house and wake up late, so he decisively decided to wake him up, "Host~ got up~~"

Xiang Yang struggled and turned over, but did not reply, A Ming raised his eyebrows, "Host, do you still remember where this is~" Hearing A Ming's question, Xiang Yang's body visibly stiffened, sat up, and glared viciously Ah Ming snorted arrogantly, and finally got ready to wash up~

A Ming, who was angered by the host, smiled wryly and pinched his nose. Before he got up, he saw Xiang Yang, who had just left, walking towards him again, looking at him seriously, "A Ming, I don't quite believe that the so-called nobles won't Investigate us, keep an eye on it for me, let me know if there is any situation, we will meet at noon." Seeing that A Ming nodded, Xiang Yang felt relieved and walked out.

After closing the door, Xiangyang looked at the sky. In fact, everything went very smoothly, but he just wanted to find an excuse to distract Ah Ming and think about it calmly. Ming, you can't leave me~"

Ah Ming looked at Xiang Yang's disappearing figure, and was a little silent. He was really not willing to let Xiang Yang leave his side, or in other words, before Xiang Yang clearly said that he liked him, Xiang Yang had no contact with anyone. , will make him full of vigilance, maybe Xiang Yang does like him a little bit, but this liking is not enough to make him self-righteous think that they are a couple, even if there is a companion contract, it is difficult for him to feel at ease, let alone the contract He didn't tell Xiang Yang anything.Smiled, muttered to myself "ah~ as you wish~Xiangyang~" Just as you said, I can't live without you~

He is too obsessed with Xiangyang, to the point that just a little big movement is enough to change his feelings for Xiangyang. Does Ah Ming love Xiangyang?No, he doesn't love, what he has for Xiangyang is nothing more than a deep liking and domineering possessive desire to the extreme, Xiangyang is special, Xiangyang can enrich his positive emotions, Xiangyang can make him feel happy, that's all .

So does Xiangyang love Ah Ming?No, he doesn't love either, it's just that in this long life, only A Ming can accompany him for the rest of his life, he just puts all his emotional sustenance on A Ming, trusts, relies on him, must be him , these factors contributed to his liking for A Ming. In fact, he lied just now. It wasn't that A Ming couldn't leave him, but that he—— couldn't leave A Ming.

Maybe next they will meet someone they used to know, maybe they will be involved in a struggle for power next, all of this is what they are willing to see, one has devoted his long life to conquest, and the other is willing to accompany Around them, they live chicly and without regrets, and they don't love each other, but this kind of relationship is just right, it doesn't need too much, it doesn't need too little.

The next road belongs to them, and my story has already ended.

——END

The author has something to say: So!We are unfinished ~ TvTTvTTvT

Because I found that there are many places that I didn’t write clearly at all. If I want to change it now, I’m afraid the whole article will be completely unrecognizable. I will revisit this article~~

Anyway, thank you guys who have been chasing me till now~